Chapter 35: Watch Me Teach You
Araoh looked at the people in the gold jewelry shop for a while, and was sure that the three noisy and arrogant robbers would not come to snatch the roasted leg meat from him, so he relieved himself and ate wildly, gnawing the bones clean. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The pressure on the chicken was light, if it weren't for the half-human-high glass counter behind him, he would have softened on the ground, "He, he's not looking at us." As if the demon was stunned, he unconsciously read a sentence in his mouth.
"Damn! You're still coming! The thin monkey really didn't want to put up with him: "Why don't you go to the toilet to pee and calm down, don't move and scare yourself, okay?" Seeing a man named Hanako is like seeing a ghost.,If you see a sweeping aunt later.,Won't scare you to death? Hurry up and pee to save yourself from peeing your pants when you are dying, and you will be disgusted when your buddy collects your body. ”
Dashan hit the round and said: "Hey, robbery, it's not the first time for us, we will see it when we are seen, what is it, who will believe it if you call Hanako with a spoof?" If you really can't rest assured, chicken, you tell your brother, brother, I'm going to pick out the two pairs of thieves called Hanako now, and smash my head to pieces. ”
Dashan said that he was going to be very angry and go out to do it.
"You wait. Don't go. The chicken hurriedly stopped him, although his palms were full of sweat and his arms were weak, but Dashan didn't really plan to kill people, just to give the chicken some psychological comfort, so he stopped as soon as he was dragged by someone.
"That's right, that's what it says," Dashan randomly posed that this was my broad-minded, wise-minded and brave good brother - if it weren't for the previous fear that was so real that he wanted to tear the chicken's careful liver, he would have fallen into an unstoppable self-congratulation and couldn't extricate himself, and then asked the great god for a cigarette, and then went away.
But he really couldn't get that flustered prostration out of his head anytime soon. The feeling of being watched by a strong enemy comes and goes quickly, but the signal molecules that represent fear in the head have been generated, and they have not degraded so quickly, and various body functions have produced an emergency state - for example, this cold sweat can't be stopped for a while, and the fatal weakness of the legs continues to test the endurance of the chicken. He could only turn his head slowly, but his eyes could not be separated from the direction that gave him mortal fear.
Suddenly, "Damn! Look at his feet, something is glowing! ”
The little brass pie was illuminated at the right angle by the scorching sun, reflecting the dazzling yellow light into the eyes of the chicken.
"Look! What's glowing! The chicken screamed
"I'm a muddy horse, I know, you just shout once. Surprised! The thin monkey didn't listen to his work, and he didn't raise his head: "What is it this time?" Is the garbage collector finally here? The glossy cans scared the hell out of our wise and brave magicians? The thin monkey didn't believe in the chicken's words, and mocked him vigorously.
"Yay?" Dashan, who was in charge of looking at the wind, also saw it: "Skinny monkey, come and see, there really is." ”
"What's that? Baby? The mountain pointed in the direction of the ruins.
The thin monkey said impatiently: "It's endless, **** is still infected?" He had to put down the hammer that smashed the glass, and paced impatiently to the door
"Are you two brains...... "Thin monkey just said half of his words, and the back half was blocked back into his stomach by his front teeth: "There really is!" He followed the direction the mountain was pointing and saw a bright golden glow flickering and extinguishing on the stones of the ruins.
"Good fellow, what kind of treasure is such a big piece? Nuggets? No, the nuggets aren't that bright. Dashan muttered with a frown.
"It's not, it's definitely not gold, it's much more dazzling than the light of gold, as if it can shine on its own." The thin monkey looked back at the gold and silver jewelry in the room, "These things are definitely not so dazzling in the sun." ”
Puzzled, Dashan turned to the chicken that read the most: "Chicken, you found it first, what do you think it is?" ”
The chicken leg still didn't listen to the call, and his voice trembled a little: "It's too far away to see clearly, but with the fluctuation of magic power, it must be a treasure." ”
"! I really let our buddies pick up the treasure, I didn't come in vain today, I saw a magic weapon! Dashan was very happy to hear this: "Miji, aren't you practicing magic, my brother will give you a magic weapon today!" Ha ha! We will also be a magician with a head and a face in the future, so we buddies don't have to worry about being looked down upon by waiters when we go to the inner city haha! ”
So saying, the mountain strode out of the gold jewelry shop and ran in the direction of the ruins.
"Be careful!" He didn't say anything with a hesitation, and he held back these three words full of encouragement and affection - he actually felt that it was very bad, this treasure, he should not take it, he was very panicked, but he couldn't explain it to the two brothers, he just felt that this shiny baby was too close to the little Hanako, too close.
The thin monkey stared at the direction of the mountain, and turned the heavy flour bag in his hand, which was already stuffed with gold, silver and jewelry collected from various houses along the street.
The chicken shook his head and had to follow.
Aarashi was eating, and he heard the wind trotting all the way through the mountains. But he didn't care, and continued to gnaw on the other leg without raising his head, tearing off the skin of his clothes and throwing it aside.
"It smells so good!" Arashi's heart is full of praise for the meat that he hasn't seen for a day or a night.
As the mountain got closer, he could already see what was shining yellow—a small brass medallion with a turtle carved on its surface.
"Damn, it's really a treasure!" Dashan was pleasantly surprised: "Bao Buqi is a rare magic item. ”
The mysterious aura spread by the small brass medal is extraordinary even if ordinary people see it.
Dashan walked to the side of the wilderness with a grin, he saw that the little Hanako didn't seem to notice himself at all, and couldn't help but show a contemptuous smile, he pinched his waist with both hands, puffed up his chest, and looked majestic and arrogant, showing his strong body and matching force in front of the wilderness, and the momentum was enough, and then he could surrender without a fight. Dashan is very satisfied with his recent fitness results, and finally found an opportunity to show off his pectoralis muscles.
"Hey, stinking Hanako," shouted Oyama, "give me the little brass medal at your feet!" He didn't want to bend down in front of Hanako, he didn't know how to lose face, and his posture was very obscene, which didn't show the results of his training.
Araku raised his head to look at him, then lowered his head again, nibbling on the meat, completely ignoring the five big and three thick next to him.
"I'm a grass mud horse, dare to underestimate me!"
Dashan was so angry that he never thought that a little Hanako who couldn't even afford to wear a vest would dare to defy his majesty.
Dashan rolled up his sleeves to reveal his brick-like solid biceps, squeezed out a fierce look, and said viciously to Xiaohuazi: "Grandpa, I'll teach you a lesson that doesn't have long eyes!" ”