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Chen Yuxuan: Go to sleep.

Me: Beer belly (plus a smug emoji)

Chen Yuxuan: What's the matter?

Chen Yuxuan: I drink red wine, damn, red wine belly.

Me: (squeaky emoji)

Me: You're not going to drink alone again, are you?

Chen Yuxuan: Yes.

Me: That's called grape belly.

Me: (beer's expression) Cheers

Chen Yuxuan: Go to sleep.

It was obviously you who chatted with me just now, and this person ~ gave you a tsundere look.

Me: If you're alone and bored, I can talk to you for a while.

Chen Yuxuan: It's okay, hurry up and go to sleep

I (an angry expression) was woken up by you.

I have to be forced to tell the truth.

Chen Yuxuan: You deserve it

Chen Yuxuan: Hehe

Me: I'll tell you a joke

Me: A boy went to look for his classmates and saw a big dog at the door of his classmates, and the classmates shouted in the house, 'Why haven't you come in yet?' The boy asked: 'Does this dog bite?' The classmate said, "I want to know too because it just came~"

Chen Yuxuan: Okay, I cried.

Chen Yuxuan: Haha

Me: It's cute, isn't it?

Me: Your brother and buddy didn't drink with you?

Chen Yuxuan: Just here.

Me: Oh

Me: Then you don't have time to talk

Me: The little stealth is gone.

October 26, 2014

At about 6 o'clock in the morning, I was woken up by the crying of the child next door. I hate being woken up while sleeping, and the fire in my heart. Crazy tossing and helpless: "Ah......"

After roaring, his mood was much calmer, and he picked up his mobile phone to open WeChat, and there was a message from Chen Yuxuan.

6：46

Me: Nose-picking expression.

7：28

Chen Yuxuan: Get up and wash the dishes, right?

"You're liberated, I'm woken up crying by the little kid next door. You didn't hear how he cried, the first time I hated someone so much, he was like crying, and he had the urge to go over and strangle him......" I pouted, lying on the quilt, and closed my eyes into the voice function of my phone.

Me: I was woken up crying by a kid next to me.

Me: I've been crying since 6 o'clock.

Chen Yuxuan: Oh, I earned it.

Me: Say it again. (Angry emoji)

The mobile phone showed Chen Yuxuan's reply: I won't kill him.

Me: It's a long way away, in the building next to it

"Hey......hey" I looked at my phone and smiled instantly.

Me: Why do you wake up so early in the morning?

Chen Yuxuan: Use bombs

Chen Yuxuan: Get up and go to work

Me: (Bomb emote)

Me: (embarrassed smile)

7：51

Me: Walk the dog and walk the dog

8：18

Chen Yuxuan: I'm too busy.

8：25

Me: (bared tooth expression)

9：00

Me: What happened to the puppy's hind feet?

When I arrived at the company, I found that when Shepherd Lucky walked, his hind feet were always shrunk.

At 22:12 in the evening, Chen Yuxuan still hasn't replied to my message.

I sent him one: Roar~

22：40

Chen Yuxuan: A puppy?

Me: That's what I asked in the afternoon.

Chen Yuxuan: What

Me: Then which sentence do you say puppy to answer?

Me: Aren't you going on a business trip tomorrow? Don't go to bed yet.

Chen Yuxuan: You're not a ghost.

Chen Yuxuan: I just came back and was drinking tea.

Me: You're the hell you're screaming.

But I was inexplicably happy in my heart.

Chen Yuxuan: Wait and drink some wine.

Chen Yuxuan: Hehe.

Me: I'm almost asleep.

Chen Yuxuan: Envy, jealousy, hatred.

Me: You can too.

Chen Yuxuan: This kind of life is too pale.

Me: uh......

Chen Yuxuan: I can't bear to go to bed so early.

Me: Two words for you, hehe!

I paused, and then posted another one: Life in the world is precious in cultivating the mind!

Chen Yuxuan: Haha.

Me: It's up to you to choose what kind of lifestyle you like.

Chen Yuxuan: Yes, yes. It's good for me to do things seriously and work hard to realize my self-values.

Me: Well!

Me: I'm a lazy cat.

Me: I just don't have much ambition.

Lying on the bed, I stretched out my feet and shook it, really lazy to move.

22：46

Chen Yuxuan: Wash it in vain, don't peek.

Chen Yuxuan: Let's talk about it later.

I teased: I'll take the binoculars (smiling expression)

23：02

Chen Yuxuan: Then you will die.

Chen Yuxuan: (A photo of a fish)

Me: Meow!

Me: You're going to electric fish again?

Me: Can't die, cats have nine lives.

Chen Yuxuan: The previous one.

Me: (rolls of the eyes)

Me: Boom.

Chen Yuxuan: Really? I'll see if I'll die another day. I don't know if the cat is afraid of pain.

Me: (3 tapping emojis)

Chen Yuxuan: What's wrong?

Me: How dare you?

I sat up jerked: not Iron Man.

Chen Yuxuan: Doesn't there be nine lives~

Me: It hurts.

Me: What if it's Article 9?

Chen Yuxuan: Oh, wouldn't you wear a hedgehog suit?

Chen Yuxuan: Then die upside down.

Me: (dry glare)

Me: Do you want to try it (banging)

Me: You pour one for me (humming emoji)

Chen Yuxuan: Do you have what it takes, haha.

Chen Yuxuan: I poured, and I returned three.

Me: What are you doing?

Chen Yuxuan: Death.

Me: (snickering)

Chen Yuxuan: Still not sleeping?

Chen Yuxuan: (posted a photo of a glass of wine on the table)

Me: I don't feel sleepy right now

Me: I see the goblet

Chen Yuxuan: Did I disturb you?

Chen Yuxuan: Yes.

Me: Not really, I'm reading a book. Generally, if you are online, it will come back to you in seconds.

Chen Yuxuan: Well, that's fine.

Chen Yuxuan: That's your life. I'm less guilty.

sent Chen Yuxuan a photo of a pineapple planted in a goblet.

Me: The picture is for you to see, what is my goblet doing? (bared teeth)

Me: You don't see it, do you? My goblet and pineapple together.

Chen Yuxuan: I can't see it, I don't know what plants are.

Me: I knew you didn't understand.

I was naïve and a little smug.

Chen Yuxuan: I'm not a botanist, I'm only in the third grade of primary school.

"It doesn't have much to do with reading, and I only learned about pineapples growing on their heads last year." I gestured through the air. In my world, I still believe that Chen Yuxuan can see my movements.

Yuxuan Chen: Okay

Me: (bared teeth)

Chen Yuxuan: Go to sleep.

Chen Yuxuan: You don't have to go to work, do you?

Me: Yes, you can rest.

Me: No, I'm thinking about something right now, so I can't sleep.

Chen Yuxuan: Oh, no wonder.

Chen Yuxuan: What do you think?

Me: I won't tell you.

Me: Guess.

Chen Yuxuan: Do you miss a man?

Me: Men don't think about it, they don't want to eat.

Chen Yuxuan: That's a hand warmer.

Me: What kind of nonsense are you thinking?

Chen Yuxuan: When I drink, I'm hungry, Mom. target

Me: (staring at each other) Why are you hungry when you're hungry? I didn't feel anything just now, and as soon as you tell me, I feel a little hungry too.

Chen Yuxuan: If you want me to guess, you're either hungry, either cold, or you just want a man.

Chen Yuxuan: Hang up the phone to Xiao Yang (Mr. Yang). Tall enough, young, and good-tempered.

Me: (rolls eyes) (To be continued.) )