"Moonlight Serenade" was still playing in the restaurant, and he hummed softly along with the music. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

I looked at him in amazement, not because he was singing, but because he actually ate.

It's finally time to catch him eating, and the wife is so excited about that mood.

It feels like a once-in-a-millennium event.

"This song is so classic." Chen Yuxuan sighed: "Too many people sing this song. ”

"Cooked, do you want it? Do you want to come first? Chen Yuxuan motioned to Xiao Zhan, the pig brain can be eaten.

"I think it's horrible." I looked at both of them in horror.

Chen Yuxuan asked the waiter to add more soup: "I can't burn the pig brain." ”

I added soup and waited to eat.

He lit a cigarette.

"Is it delicious?" Chen Yuxuan asked Xiao Zhan.

Xiao Zhan nodded.

"That's good stuff." Chen Yuxuan said.

"Do you want some vinegar?" I asked, surprised.

"No, you don't." After Xiao Zhan finished answering, he looked at Chen Yuxuan: "Why don't you eat hot pot with sauce?" ”

"It's not good." Chen Yuxuan said: "Their seasonings are all a whole poke, dozens of catties, I know that I have done catering myself." ”

"Fifty pounds, 70 yuan." Chen Yuxuan said: "How to eat? That's all rubbish, whatever it is. It's the same with salt, a bag of 100 catties. ”

Xiao Zhan said: "In this case, I won't dip it." Probably a little dip in vinegar at most. ”

"Like this kind of main ingredient, they all buy the kind of quick-frozen, and buy it very cheaply." Chen Yuxuan paused and said: "If I make it myself, the things I get are good, and the materials are better." ”

"Have you eaten the shrimp last time?" Chen Yuxuan asked Xiao Zhan.

"Eat." Xiao Zhan replied.

"Did you eat any ice?" He asked again.

"I think I've eaten it." I replied deliberately vaguely.

"That is, Xiao Zhao didn't eat it." Chen Yuxuan said.

"Looks like I've eaten it once or twice." I explained a little more.

"It's just once or twice, where so many times." Chen Yuxuan was still a little excited: "It seems to be just once." ”

"Twice." Xiao Zhan said.

I didn't try to remember that.

"Twice." was reminded by Xiao Zhan, I think it seems to be 2 times.

"That's a lot, please."

After Chen Yuxuan finished speaking, Xiao Zhan and I both laughed.

"Last time, it seemed to be a salt-and-pepper shrimp and then a boiled shrimp." I thought about it and said.

"Where's the boiling?" Xiao Zhan was surprised: "No, it's always been like that." ”

Uh, am I mistaken?

"I never make salt-and-pepper shrimp, I don't make boiled shrimp." Chen Yuxuan said.

"What's that shrimp called?" Xiao Zhan asked curiously.

"What is the technical content of boiled shrimp? Just boil it in water. Chen Yuxuan glanced at me.

"Yes, you don't need to boil it, you can steam it." Xiao Zhan added.

"It's the big one." Finally I was reminded of it.

"Yes, yes." Xiao Zhan was also excited: "Isn't it both twice?" ”

"Twice?" How do I only remember that I ate it once?

"I used to think that men are only powerful when they are rich." Chen Yuxuan said: "Now that I think about it, a man must be able to cook. ”

"Girls are very happy when they look at the scarves that are busy over there, especially when they make something delicious." Chen Yuxuan's face was serious.

"You have to be rich, you have to be able to cook, you can go to heaven......" After finishing speaking, I seemed to think something was weird, and I quickly stopped talking.

"Heaven." Xiao Zhan was amused by me.

"Hell of hell." Chen Yuxuan added.

"Isn't it a hall?" Xiao Zhan said with a smile.

I've been amused by my own humor as well.

"Hell of hell." Chen Yuxuan said: "I caught her. ”

I'm already laughing: "Ouch, I'm laughing to death." ”

"I hear that a lot." Chen Yuxuan said: "Then I think it's very funny, because many people will get it wrong and say that it is heaven if they are in a hurry." ”

"It's full." I say.

"Ruobing, if you are not full, there will be another chicken." Chen Yuxuan looked at me: "Hold you two to death." ”

"Let's have a duck." I blurted out: "The chickens are saturated, but the duck meat is not saturated." ”

"In two days I'm going to kill a chicken, and I'm going to kill a guy who doesn't lay eggs." Chen Yuxuan said, and the quick temper came up again: "Damn, he can't lay three eggs a year." ”

"That's a hen!" I was surprised.

"I'm going to kill one." Chen Yuxuan said again: "You haven't even eaten the chicken I made. ”

"Burn it with firewood, and put it in that earthen pot."

Chen Yuxuan seemed to finish speaking, and I continued his words and said, "What's that?" Ginger hen? ”

After saying that, I laughed to myself.

"Nope." Chen Yuxuan took the trouble to say: "The pure stewed chicken tastes super good." ”

"It's only chicken, isn't it?" Xiao Zhan asked.

"It's chicken and wolfberries, and a little codonopsis and angelica." Chen Yuxuan thought for a while and said, "Medicinal chicken." ”

"Oh!" I nodded understandingly.

"But the soup is pretty good." Chen Yuxuan said: "Because I have to boil, boil for 6 hours, and boil it with firewood." ”

He suddenly looked at me, "Do you want to eat it?" ”

I looked at the pig brain in his hand, and I said in disgust, "It's scary to look at that lump." ”

Then he was heard sighing, "A farmer is a farmer." ”

I didn't care if he was talking about himself or me.

"Why is that brain so small?" I was a little curious: "Isn't it such a big lump?" ”

"That's how pig brains go." Chen Yuxuan said.

"It's fast." Xiao Zhan also began to explain to me: "A pig seems to be two pieces like this. ”

"The left and right brains, it's separated." Chen Yuxuan said.

"Because I bought it last time." Xiao Zhan said: "What I bought on the mountain is these two 5 yuan." It's actually quite cheap. ”

"My mom said she wanted to eat it." Xiao Zhan said: "She wants to stew gastrodia, saying that it can cure headaches." ”

"Yes." Chen Yuxuan said.

"Then I bought it for her." Xiao Zhan said: "But I heard that it is only useful because of sheep brains." ”

"It's useless to have any brains." Chen Yuxuan came out with a sentence.

Xiao Zhan smiled awkwardly: "Okay." ”

"My mother asked me to bring it to her, and it happened that we went to the mountains and killed a pig for more than 200 catties." After Xiao Zhan finished speaking, he was silent and quiet for two or three seconds.

"Then why are you still here?"

After Chen Yuxuan asked, he thought about it himself and said, "Oh, after killing, I took more than 100 catties of meat, and there are still more than 100 catties of meat left?" ”

This IQ ......

I'm also drunk.

"She just wants a pig brain." I explained.

Xiao Zhan snickered in hindsight.

Chen Yuxuan also said serious nonsense: "Kill that pig, then eat the brain, and put it back in the pigsty?" ”

Xiao Zhan was speechless.

I feel helpless. (To be continued.) )