Chapter 49: Netizen "Unparalleled in the World"

At the end of the day's trip, Lin Haoxuan drove Ying Lingling back to the apartment, but as soon as he entered the door, he heard the computer button in Ying Lingling's house ringing non-stop, and Ying Lingling also rushed in directly and closed the door.

"Little girl, what are you busy with behind my back?" Originally, he wanted to go in and find out, but as soon as he walked to the door, he received a call from the company, so he had to give up the exploration operation first because of his work. And the heroic spirit who crackled and tapped on the keyboard in the room was having fun.

Unparalleled in the world: Dead girl, where did she go? I can't get it back, there is no sound on WeChat, I want to die?

Heroic posture: What's the hurry, big sister, can't I live? Just came back from an errand with my boyfriend.

Unparalleled: What to do? Is it very yellow and violent?

Heroic: Damn, can you take a moment to take a look at the in your head? Don't make up the picture every time!

Unparalleled in the world: Hahaha, who made you a leftover girl all the time? I finally got a boyfriend, if you don't hurry up and do something very pornographic and violent, aren't you worried about entering menopause early? When the time comes, even the children will not be able to be!

Heroic: Isn't it underwhelming? Dare to curse me, I see that your skin has been itchy lately, and you have to help you scratch it one day.

Unparalleled in the world: the old lady is not itchy recently, but itchy, a handsome and rich man follows the old lady all day long, and no one will be indifferent.

Heroic: Hey, hey, excited? Didn't you say the other day that whoever is attracted to others is a puppy?

Unparalleled in the world: Bury me as you want, anyway, the old lady doesn't want to show her face, you have to get him!

Heroic: Definitely, when I didn't say anything just now, I was very supportive of you getting her from the beginning, you goblin, he is a monk, two people hook up, it's a perfect match!

Unparalleled in the world: Hahaha, fart, you just hooked up, the two of us are a pure relationship between men and women.

Heroic: It's indeed a relationship between men and women, but no matter how you look at it, you don't feel pure! Hahaha......

Unparalleled in the world: Dead girl, I'm angry with you, don't say it, he's coming, I'll stab this layer of window paper with him first, see what he means, if you can't figure it out then, you have to come forward to help me!

Heroic: No problem, get out!

Unique:!

Looking at the chat history just now, Ying Lingling couldn't help but smile. If you want to say that her best sister in real life is Mo Yingying, but she also has a good sister on the Internet, which is unique in the world, proving Han Shuangshuang. The two met through an online game four years ago, and because they have similar temperaments and personalities, and they are in the same camp, they got acquainted within a few days. Although the two have videotaped on the Internet many times and talked to each other on the phone, they have known each other for four years and have not met in real life after all. Of course, the two of them have also discussed this issue, but in the end, their views are unprecedentedly consistent: to be friends on the Internet, it is good to maintain the original mystery and tacit understanding, and when it comes to real life, maybe the relationship between the two people may not be as good as it is on the Internet! And Mo Yingying also persuaded Ying Lingling, after all, the characters on the Internet are virtual, through the cover of the Internet, she may be a perverted woman, so don't pay too much sincerity, but in the final analysis, friends have to be made with heart, if the other party is indeed enough friends, then it is understandable to reciprocate the heart, as long as she can distinguish who is right and who is wrong.

Turning off the computer, Ying Lingling walked out of the door to find Lin Haoxuan, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw him lying on the sofa on his back with an expressionless face. She stepped forward and shook his arm, but there was no response, pinched him, and there was no response, so Ying Lingling panicked and hurriedly touched his nose. Damn, I don't even have to breathe. Frightened, she quickly took out the phone and called an ambulance. But as soon as she pressed a number button, she was taken into Lin Haoxuan's arms.

"Ah, you're not dead, are you?"

"You're dead! So looking forward to my death? "I wanted to scare this girl, who told her to hang on the Internet as soon as she came back and didn't take care of him. Who would have thought that this girl was really frightened, and she came up to give him such a sentence, Lin Haoxuan's little heart really couldn't accept it!

"So you lied to me just now?" The Ying Lingling who reacted was angry, this guy has been getting more and more annoying recently, and he scares her like this at every turn.

"Baby, don't be angry, you said that every time you go home, you rush into the room to hang all your attention on the net, and don't pay attention to me, people's stomachs are almost hungry, I just fainted from hunger just now, I didn't sincerely want to scare you!" Knowing that Ying Lingling was really angry this time, Lin Haoxuan hurriedly coaxed, and by the way, he also told her the dissatisfaction in his heart to let her know.

"Don't you know how to cook yourself? Why don't you cook for yourself when you are hungry and virtuous? Waiting, do I want me to help document the whole process of your starvation? ”

"......" people say that a woman in love has a negative IQ, but why does Lin Haoxuan think that his daughter-in-law's IQ is much higher than before he was in love?

"Baby, I'm sad!" Since you can't deceive the other party, then just stalk each other!

Ying Lingling held back a smile, eager to beat this guy up, she obviously told him about her and Han Shuangshuang, but he deliberately fantasized about her as his imaginary enemy every time, and then ate other people's vinegar, and brought Ying Lingling to find something by the way, so that she could feel sorry for him. She also knew what he meant, but this trick was not new after playing it too many times, and she didn't want to give him a jealous bad problem again!

"I'm also sad, people have obviously told you about Han Shuangshuang, but you still suspect others, and you don't trust others at all, and people are sad to death." Saying that, Ying Lingling simply learned from Lin Haoxuan and cried, and the tears really crackled and fell down.

Seeing Ying Lingling's sad and sad appearance, Lin Haoxuan's heart was very uncomfortable, he hugged Ying Lingling into his arms, gently kissed the tears on her face, and then said to her with his head on his head: "Baby, I was wrong, I just ate that woman's vinegar, I didn't distrust you, really, I swear, if Lin Haoxuan dares to doubt Ying Lingling's feelings for me, then let me go out and be ...... by the car."

"Shut up!" Lin Haoxuan's poisonous oath was covered by Ying Lingling's mouth with his hand before he finished his poisonous oath, "Why are you like this?" Do you want to keep people widowed? Casually playing with your own life, you are too much! ”

"Baby, baby, I'll never do this again, don't be angry. I knew that my family soul felt the most sorry for me! With that, Lin Haoxuan directly gave Ying Lingling a deep kiss.

Ying Lingling looked at the situation, and felt that it was almost enough, and it would really be boring to cry again, so she also got off the donkey and forgave Lin Haoxuan. After the two of them made love, they went to the kitchen to cook hand in hand, and with Lin Haoxuan's cooking skills, it took less than four or five minutes to prepare four dishes and one soup, so the two began to eat beautifully. After eating and cleaning up the kitchen, the two took a mandarin duck bath together, of course, Ying Lingling was inevitably eaten tofu by Lin Haoxuan, and with the experience of that night in the hotel, they were considered to be open to each other and honest. Originally, it was agreed to go back to Ying Lingling's room after taking a shower and finish what he didn't finish last night, but as soon as Lin Haoxuan and Ying Lingling kissed and returned to the bedroom, they were ruined by an uninvited guest.

"I have a little donkey that I never ride, and one day I rode to the market on a whim, and I ......"

"Don't take it, who does it matter, wife, I want you!" Lin Haoxuan threw Ying Lingling's mobile phone aside and threw her directly on the bed.

"Ding-dong! Ding dong! Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong! The doorbell exploded, so frightened that Ying Lingling hurriedly pushed Lin Haoxuan away, and the unpleasantness of last night hit her heart again, no matter how Lin Haoxuan coaxed her, she refused to continue to be intimate with him, and the angry Lin Haoxuan ran to open the door in his underwear, and threatened to kill this short-sighted visitor.

"Who are you?"

"Ah, pervert!" As soon as the door was opened, the woman outside the door saw Lin Haoxuan come out to open the door wearing only a pair of underwear, and she was so frightened that she reflexively beat him.

Ying Lingjin in the house heard the noise outside and hurriedly got dressed and ran out, for fear that Lin Haoxuan would suffer a loss. But when she saw the visitor, she was stunned.

"Shuangshuang? How are you? That's right, this person is Han Shuangshuang, I saw that she was also stunned when she heard Ying Lingling's voice, and then she suddenly threw herself into her arms and cried.

"What's wrong?"

"Lingling, I'm so unlucky! I confessed to the man, but he actually rejected me and let me die that heart. I can't think about it, so I talked to you according to the address you once gave me, and you didn't answer the phone, but when I rang the doorbell, a big pervert with no clothes came out, woo woo, scared me to death! The more Han Shuangshuang spoke, the more sad he became, and his tears and snot made the Ying Lingling all over. Ying Lingling was also speechless, because she saw her fiancé standing there wearing only a pair of underwear and being beaten by a woman.

"That...... He's my fiancé! ”

After hearing this, Han Shuangshuang suddenly had an urge to die, she actually beat Lingling's fiancé just now, it's over, the water washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family didn't recognize the family!

"Well, that means you two were in ...... That and that? Oh, I'm really evil, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! ”

“……”

“……”

Lin Haoxuan and Ying Lingling glanced at each other with black lines on their faces, no one expected that this girl's mind would make up the picture so quickly, and it seemed that a good night would pass sadly!

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