Chapter 321: Days of Living Together (2)
"A little heavier, harder, ah-don't push so hard, it hurts!-that's it, it's comfortable, it's cool, it's oooh, come again, you want it. ”
When the queen finally came back, when she opened the door, she heard this undisciplined wave, and she couldn't help but roll her eyes, this husband and wife were too unscrupulous, knowing that she was alone today, and she was still so prodigal.
Unable to bear it, he threw a large bag of medicinal herbs on the table, and the queen snapped her fingers, and his world suddenly became quiet, a little too quiet.
It's better than hearing about this pair of dog-men and men calling hatred!
Lou Wen's side is really cool enough to go to heaven, and he has done all the things he didn't dare to do on weekdays, including exploring the internal structure of the body.
System Jun is really terrible, while controlling his hands, he also left him a little perception, it feels as if he is holding your hand and doing whatever he wants to yourself.
When Lou Wen went to heaven again, he couldn't help crying, he must find the container tomorrow, otherwise he felt that this day of no shame and irritability would last for a long time.
But he didn't want to think about it, even if he found the right one, it depended on whether the system was willing or not, poor baby.
This night, Lou Wen didn't talk about life with his husband, because he was tired, and even the cleanup was occupied by the system Jun and cleaned up by himself.
After getting dressed, he knocked on the door of the queen of the phoenix again, of course, the queen opened the door with a black face, staring at him faintly, why did the word not come out, the system Jun spoke first: "I want to eat instant noodles." ”
The queen almost didn't come up in one breath, tremblingly pointed at Lou Wen's face that had become ruthless again, and said angrily: "Can you fight for it! Order a lobster, abalone, shark fin! What instant noodles to eat!"
The indifferent Lou Wen blinked his eyes, as if he was thinking about which one to want, and finally decided: "Then the lobster." "Sounds filling.
As a result, Queen Huang replied with a sneer: "No." ”
System Jun: "......"
In the end, the system Jun still ate instant noodles, thanks to Lou Wen's habit of hiding instant noodles, and there were three packs, and Huang Hou turned out two eggs from the refrigerator, an oyster mushroom, and a piece of meat, and even found meatballs.
Thinking of Lou Wen's appetite, Queen Huang trembled her hands and added them all, thinking that if she couldn't finish eating, she could eat a bowl, it was already the middle of the night, and she was also a little hungry.
However, she underestimated Zheng Jun's appetite, he actually ate all the instant noodles in a big soup pot, and he didn't even have a bite of soup left for her.
The well-fed and well-fed system gentleman got up satisfied, thought about it before returning to the room, and said to him: "It's delicious." ”
Queen Huang couldn't help but hold her forehead, and at the moment when he said it was delicious, she actually thought that the system was cute?
Yes, let's think about why the creator god is so pitiful, the instant noodles are eaten with relish, and they don't stop taking a bite, and even eat them directly in the pot.
This is like the strength of not eating for a few days, and I am terrified when I see it.
The next day, Lou Wen was finally normal, as usual, he woke up in bed refreshed, but he was a little hungry, and his limbs were a little weak from hunger.
muttered to himself, "My husband won't eat any supper in the middle of the night, just don't eat me as a big fat man." ”
"Well, eat, I need energy. The system gentleman didn't hide it from him, and took the initiative to talk to him.
Lou Wen couldn't help but stiffen, and smiled: "Husband, it's early, do you need energy? ”
"Good. ”
Lou Wen brushed his teeth and washed his face for some reason, changed his clothes and went out, and this time the queen looked at him more strangely.
"What's wrong with you?" Lou Wen had a gut feeling that he must have done something that shocked her last night, and he really felt sorry for her.
Sure that Lou Wen was back, Queen Huang said faintly: "It's nothing, let's go." ”
Lou Wen followed, feeling that System Jun was in his body, and his mood was really good.
It's just that this feeling can only last until before getting off work, and Lime finally returns to the arms of the queen, so after their dinner is over, Lou Wen's feet automatically roll back to the room.
The queen was speechless and looked at the sky, full of warm thoughts and lust, she got up and held the lime who wanted to clean up the table, wrapped her in her arms, and whispered something in her ear, the lime's face suddenly turned red, and obediently followed her back to the room.
"Phew, hoo, husband, we can't do this. Lou Wen knelt on the bed with his legs wide open, his face flushed, and he felt that it was really bad to prostitute himself every day, would he be exhausted?
"Oh. "The system should have responded, but the movements in his hands did not stop, and if he could refuse, it means that he has not done enough.
Within a few seconds, Lou Wen couldn't get up the heart to refuse, his butt shook happily, and he was so happy that he went to bed several times, and finally fell asleep tiredly.
Then he went to knock on the door again, and when the queen heard the knock on the door, he finally did not black his face, but gently covered the lime with traces of the quilt before going out.
"What are you eating today? You mean, didn't you eat at night?" Queen Huang was really afraid that he would one day strangle Lou Wen to death.
The system gentleman was not afraid, and said without thinking: "Fried chicken." ”
Queen Huang: "......"
Half an hour later, three hot KFC fried chickens were in front of him, along with a bottle of Coke and a box of egg tarts that the queen had ordered for herself.
After eating a chicken, he curiously took an egg tart to eat, thought it tasted good, and took another one to eat, so Queen Huang silently held the egg tart in her arms and refused his sneak attack.
System Jun just looked at her, stared at her, and couldn't eat it anymore, so he simply gave him the whole box, and then held a glass of Coke and watched System Jun eat it all.
"Boss, how about pizza tomorrow night? I think you'll like it." "The queen has apparently given up on treatment, intending to let the poor boss taste the delicacies of the world.
Lou Wen didn't have pizza in his mind, so he didn't know if it was delicious or not, but it was okay to try it, so he agreed.
In the next few days, Queen Huang took him to eat pizza, barbecue, grilled fish, stinky tofu and other things that were on fire.
So Lou Wen was constipated, and his face, which had not had acne for several years, appeared several, big and red, so he finally got angry!
"You take my husband to eat those unclean hot things again, I'm not done with you!" Lou Wen was in all kinds of pain, but the system Jun would make him tired to fall asleep every night, and it was useless to stop him.
"Wow, you're exaggerating, aren't you? I ordered two beers to drink and wanted to lower the fire. Queen Huang couldn't help but be speechless, because Lou Wen's forehead, cheeks, and chin were full of red soybean beans, which hurt strangely.
Lou Wen then knew why the system Jun hadn't appeared yet, and his feelings were drunk.
After pouring herbal tea for a day, and finally suppressed the acne, Lou Wen returned home tired, System Jun didn't know what was wrong today, he didn't bubble, he was not in the mood to think about anything else, he didn't even eat, he fell asleep on the bed.
As soon as he slept until dawn, Lou Wen finally thought of where to let the system stay, hahaha, this must work, how cute it is!
Lou Wen, who was also planning to buy it after work, suddenly reacted, today is the weekend!
So, he went to buy a one-meter-eight bear by himself, and he was tired and tired before he brought it back home, and his face was so tired that his face was blue.
Put the bear on the bed, just one and a half of the bed, not bad! Lou Wen was very satisfied, so he simply jumped on the bed and hugged the big bear and waited for the system to appear.
System Jun only appeared in the afternoon, and was caught by Lou Wen, he drank a bottle of beer and got drunk, and he was quite drunk.
"This is?" the first thing he did when he woke up asked the bear, where did the big bear come from?
Lou Wen's eyes lit up, and he immediately sat up and said with a smile: "Husband, how about this being your stand-in! It's big, handsome, and mighty!"
Before and after the system Jun admitted, but this is handsome, he really didn't dare to compliment, he refused at the moment, but Lou Wen's brilliant and abnormal face made him hesitate.
So, he really ran to the big bear, Lou Wen's eyes widened, seeing that the big bear had life, although the eyeballs did not have pupils, but when he looked at him, he could feel it.
It took a second for the system to get used to this body, not as comfortable as Lou Wen's body, he tried to sit up, but his whole body was soft and bulky, and it didn't seem so easy to sit up, even if he was the God of Creation.
But this is not a problem, because Lou Wen has already picked him up diligently, put a pillow on his back, and let him half sit and half lie on the bed.
"Ahh "Lou Wen loves this big soft body.
The system was silent, he couldn't even speak.
A week has passed, and the system Jun actually stays on the bear obediently, not crying, not making trouble, not showing off, as if he is leisurely, because he is in a slow recovery period.
But Lou Wen was depressed, what a big bear, not cute at all, he couldn't move, he couldn't talk, he couldn't ooxx with him, life, lonely as snow.
More lonely than him is the queen phoenix, who finally has the opportunity to take the boss around to eat, drink and have fun, maybe when she can still prostitute, of course, she refused.
However, it has been three consecutive days, and the boss has not appeared again, and at first he saw Lou Wen's radiant appearance, thinking that he just stopped eating supper because of Lou Wen's physical problems.
However, seeing that three days have passed, Lou Wen's face has returned to calm, and it is really a little too strange if he does not appear.
There were several times when I wanted to visit Lou Wen's room, but Lou Wen refused, the reason for the refusal was very simple, the props were full of beds, and he refused to enter to check.
After thinking about it, it was indeed true, so she didn't insist anymore, until his face became worse and worse, and finally told the truth, and asked her with a bitter face: "What do you say?"
The queen couldn't help but look at the fool with a caring look: "The puppet can't move, and of course it can't move if it's attached to it, are you stupid?"
Lou Wen, who really felt that he was stupid, couldn't help but collapse his face and asked sadly: "Then why didn't he come back?"
Queen Huang patiently explained, to the extent of schadenfreude in her heart, only she knew: "Unless he appears again in the image of the ontology, he can't go back to the original container, and now you can only change to a new one, and if you are new, you will not be subject to this condition." ”
The new container, if it can move, it's an animal, the snake seems to be good, hehe, but his little flower will be broken, right? Forget it, let's get a dog.
I didn't realize that I was hungry and thirsty enough to want to talk to the beast ooxx Lou Wen, happily went to pick a Erha, he Xiao thought about it for a long time, but he didn't dare to start, for fear that he couldn't afford it.
When he brought Erha home, Queen Huang's face turned green, comforting himself not to be like this fool, and at the same time, he was sure that the boss would never agree.
However, when the door opened again, and a completely out of the range of teasing, colder than an iceberg, appeared in front of him, the queen finally vomited blood and died.
Lime was taken aback, and after staring at Erha for three seconds, she suddenly jumped up and rushed forward to hug him: "Wow - Erha is finally cold! I always believed that you would be cold!"
Erha: "......" stupid human beings.