Chapter Twenty-Three: A Moment of Spring Night is Worth a Thousand Gold
Before she could set it out, she was snatched away by Tong Xiaoxi, "How can you finish eating so much?" She was regretting, would it be bad if so many dishes were left for a long time, and it was impossible to cook and eat at home at noon, right?
"So you're worried about this, haha······" Nan Fengchen couldn't help laughing, half-joking, half-serious, "If you're afraid of waste, make more, for example, you can cook a meal at night." ”
Tong Xiaoxi thought about it, she didn't eat at night anyway, so she might as well cook something, but she had a better idea, her eyes were rolling on him, full of ill intentions.
"You won't let me cook, will you?" Nan Fengchen swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva fiercely, he had never cooked, but he was afraid that he would not be able to eat what he made.
"If you want to, forget it, hey······" Tong Xiaoxi sighed with pity on her face, and the aftermath was long, causing Nan Fengchen to feel guilty.
"Okay, okay, if you want me to do it, it's okay. Nan Fengchen immediately raised his hand to surrender, and the daughter-in-law who finally married back had to be treated well. It's just that Nan Fengchen seemed to think of something, and struggled to say, "You are not allowed to dislike it when you make it, you must finish eating, I ······"
"Okay, I'll definitely eat it, as long as you do it, I'll eat it. She interrupted him impatiently, how could a big man talk so girlily?
“······”
Tong Xiaoxi is not an unreasonable person, after consultation, she decided that he would make a dish, and she would do the rest, she would finish it first, a simple four dishes and one soup, and then the kitchen would be handed over to him. Facts have proved that Tong Xiaoxi's division of labor is right, at least they can eat at night.
In less than five minutes, the apartment was smoky and smoky, and in ten minutes the whole kitchen was like a post-war battlefield, and the steaks in the pan were also charred and hard as stones.
Although the kitchen was very dirty, and there was even a little frustration, when eating, Nan Fengchen still looked at her expectantly, and almost didn't surround her to say hello.
Tong Xiaoxi cut off a piece with difficulty under his eager gaze, hesitated for a few moments before putting it in his mouth and chewing it, the expression on his face was so rich that it could be used for acting.
"How?"
Tong Xiaoxi chewed hard for a long time and didn't swallow it, her cheeks bulged high, and finally gave a pertinent evaluation, "It's chewy." ”
“······” Doesn't it seem like a steak is chewy, right?
"Have you never cooked?" Tong Xiaoxi still couldn't help but ask the doubts in his heart.
Nan Fengchen snorted lightly, she almost didn't spit it out directly, didn't she say it earlier if she hadn't done it?
"Try what I made. Tong Xiaoxi pointed to the table full of dishes for him to eat, took the opportunity to change the topic, and quickly spit out the steak in his mouth with lightning speed when he was not paying attention, and if she didn't spit it out, she felt that she would die, and the cheeks on both sides of her hurt.
"Good. Nan Fengchen rolled up his sleeves lightly, took a bite of green vegetables with chopsticks, and his every move to eat was like a nobleman, no matter what he ate, it made people feel like they were eating delicacies from the mountains and seas.
Tong Xiaoxi looked at herself again, like a civilian who had been hungry in the slum for months, staring at the dishes on the table.
Thinking that she promised to finish eating what he made, she regretted it instantly after seeing his cooking skills, and his cooking skills can be described by an idiom: earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods!
Suddenly, I was glad that he only cooked one dish.
"Why don't you eat it?" he took several bites before he realized that she had only eaten the one he had just taken, and couldn't help asking, "Is it not delicious?" The dark steak was a little burnt next to it, and it looked really hard to swallow.
“······” Should she say it's delicious, or is it not delicious?
"I'll taste it. He took her plate, cut a piece and put it in his mouth.
The expression on her face was no less than the expression she had just now, and even more vivid, and finally gave up, "Don't eat this, let's eat!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he realized that no one was looking at him at all, Tong Xiaoxi was eating heavily, not only holding his forehead and sighing, but also making himself amorous.
Looking at the abandoned steak next to him, the previous frustration seemed to be a little deeper.
Forget it, don't cook, it's really not okay to go out to eat.
Seeing that she was eating braised pork, Nan Fengchen couldn't help but squeeze her: "Aren't you afraid of being fat and tired? ”
Tong Xiaoxi paused, she seemed to have said so, she was embarrassed for a few seconds and immediately returned to normal, the speed of picking vegetables did not decrease, and said vaguely, "If you don't eat the version, how can you have the strength to lose weight, I am here to lose weight and store energy." ”
The corners of Nan Fengchen's mouth twitched, when he didn't say anything.
It took two hours to finish the meal, and Tong Xiaoxi sat in the living room with her legs crossed and watched TV after eating, and the cleaning of the kitchen was naturally handed over to Nan Fengchen, the initiator of the dirty.
As a man with a serious cleanliness habit, Nan Fengchen cleaned for an hour, carefully wiping every corner, and it looked spotless.
After cleaning, he was even more determined not to cook, he would never cook again, it was too harmful and destructive.
Tong Xiaoxi, who was looking energetically, found that someone was hugging his waist, his two big hands were still moving up and down very dishonestly, he glared back at him, Nan Fengchen immediately became honest, but he was quite aggrieved and pouted, "Wife, we are all married, will this not be good for me?"
"What's wrong?" Tong Xiaoxi retorted.
Nan Fengchen was even more aggrieved, "Wife, I heard that men have been suppressing it and it is not good, and they will be sick." In order to achieve his goal, he also let it go.
Tong Xiaoxi: "Hand ~ masturbation ~ go!"
It's really not shocking, and the scale is so big that she was startled.
Nan Fengchen said righteously, "Don't~~~ It's not good for your health. The voice was tactful, and Tong Xiaoxi was also a little confused, as if she was really a heinous bastard.
Looking at his face is a kind of beautiful food! His aggrieved look made her can't help the restlessness in her heart, and she really wanted to fall down directly.
But he still relented, "Don't disturb me watching TV." He casually turned his gaze back to the TV.
"Do you really bear it?" Nan Fengchen snorted softly, but Tong Xiaoxi didn't see the banter flashing in his eyes.
Tong Xiaoxi ignored him, concentrated on watching TV, I didn't move if the enemy moved, and I couldn't hold back if the enemy moved again.
“······” He seems to be directly ignored, and today's frustration is about to burst.
The TV screen suddenly went black, Tong Xiaoxi had to look at the man next to her, a pair of extremely dishonest hands came up again, and her waist was itchy.
"Wife, don't you think you should do something to pass the time after a long night?" Nan Fengchen's unique magnetic voice came from his ears, and the hands on his waist were not idle and went up his back.