Chapter 258: Bosom Friend
Although Dog Grass Village sounds very vulgar, when Yang Fan came to this small village, he found that this place was completely different from what he thought! It's a relatively wealthy place, and there are a lot of people, and you can see all kinds of business going around the place.
Also, in this fucking world, everything is so weird.
After Yang Fan changed into an ancient dress, he really didn't have the embarrassment of just coming to this place, at least he would not be chased and cut again, and everyone treated him as a normal person.
The beard is still quite smart. Yang Fan thought in his heart that he had come to a noodle restaurant.
"Master, come to a bowl of mutton noodles! Add more noodles and more lamb! ”
Yang Fan sat down on the table on the side and shouted.
I didn't eat anything early in the morning, and I was about to starve to death!
"Okay!"
The owner of the noodle restaurant is a middle-aged man with a black mole on his face, smiling like a full old fox.
There are not many people eating noodles in this noodle restaurant, which is in line with Yang Fan.
"Guest, your face is here."
After a while, Xiao Er came over with a bowl of noodles.
The aroma is so appetizing that it looks.
Yang Fan tasted it and nodded secretly in his heart, I have to say that the craftsmanship of this restaurant is still good.
"Hey, Xiao Er, I'll ask you about something."
Seeing that Xiao'er was about to leave, Yang Fan immediately stopped him.
"What's the matter?" Xiao Erhu looked at Yang Fan suspiciously and asked.
"It's that we in Grass Dog Village heard that we have caught a suspect who is wanted by our Heavenly God Sect?" Yang Fan squinted her eyes and asked, she was very direct and asked the key question at once.
Xiao Er thought for a moment, nodded slightly, and said, "It seems that I caught one this morning, but I don't know the specific situation, you can ask the boss." ”
Depend on! Yang Fan scolded in his heart, didn't he just want money!
"You take this and call your boss over."
Yang Fan stretched out his hand and put the gold one by one on Xiao Er's hand, and winked at him, what that look means you know.
Xiao Er's eyes suddenly lit up, and he nodded again and again.
After a while, he had already called his boss out according to Yang Fan's instructions.
"Hehe, what's the matter with the guest officer looking for me?"
The noodle shop owner touched his own zhi and said to Yang Fan with a smile.
This time, Yang Fan's methods were neat, directly on the gold, looked at him lightly and said, "I heard that someone was arrested in our village?" ”
"Ahh This... That's embarrassing. ”
The boss's eyes lit up when he saw the gold, and although he said so, his hand had already taken the gold into his clothes.
"Yes, guest officer, this is a traitor who has rebelled against our Celestial God Cult! Wanted for several years, finally one has been left behind! The boss laughed.
Sure enough, Fan Er was arrested if he didn't come back for so long! I guessed it right! Yang Fan's eyes rolled and he found out the specific whereabouts of Fan'er, and it would be easy to do.
"Haha, our Celestial God Sect is really powerful! It's really a god coming down! ”
Yang Fan complimented with a smile, but in his heart he wanted to catch one after three years, so you still love them? Die, Celestial!
"That's it! Our Celestial Cult is the pillar of our lives! How can you not even get a few thieves? Wait, we'll be able to catch them all in no time. The noodle shop owner said that there was a little pride on his face, and he was a little awesome.
Hehe...... Fuck your sister! When I destroy the Celestial Cult, you'll know how the typos are written!
Yang Fan took a bite of noodles and said, "Boss, how do you deal with that thief?" ”
The boss said as a matter of course: "Is this still useful?" It's going to be beheaded! ”
Eh, Fan Er is really two, and he has fallen to the realm of beheading, and now things are going to be big.
"When?"
"Today's son is on time to ask for a cut! When the time comes, let's go quietly together? ”
The noodle shop owner smiled again, Yang Fan is a rich man to him! Anything can be looted.
"Okay."
After calculating the time, it's only noon, and how long will it take to wait until 12 o'clock in the evening! Why don't you find out more about the situation here?
"Okay, then I'll open a first-class private room for the guest officer. What more services do you need? The boss said with a smile, and the smile on his face became a sign of his profiteer.
Yang Fan glanced at him lightly, naturally knowing what this guy wanted to do. At that moment, he shook off another piece of gold and said, "Just do it yourself." ”
"Okay, you're satisfied!"
The owner of the noodle restaurant is happy, and now he will really make a fortune!
For these small bargains, Yang Fan naturally ignored them, and there was no return on investment! He didn't give this money for nothing.
Cheng still had time, and Yang Fan walked around here. Actually, if you shoot a martial arts doomsday movie or something here, it's really suitable, and it's a good return to make good use of it in the future. The New World is golden, and there is no reason to occupy such a good place for it to be rampant.
If there's anything that leaves this place to be desired... Yang Fan seriously thinks that the women here are wearing too much! Yang Fan's thinking is very simple, he believes that every woman should show her own side! Wearing less is not necessarily a sassy, and wearing a lot is not necessarily a woman from a good family! This is all the thinking of the feudal era, and I don't know when I will be able to get rid of it. In this regard, Yang Fan is really heartbroken!
I have a dream. I wish I could see hordes of beautiful women walking down the streets in bikinis in my own country......
Ahem, off topic! We're here to find out! Yang Fan had a serious face and stopped at a green building called "Yihong Courtyard".
Well, I came out to investigate the situation, and these dusty women are naturally able to understand the situation here.
Speaking of which, this Celestial God Cult is really disgusting! claims to be a god, but allows the opening of a green building, isn't this selling dog meat on the head of a sheep! What a bunch of brutes!
Yang Fan was extremely indignant, and then resolutely walked into Yihong Courtyard......
"Oh, this guest officer is so good-looking, it's the first time I've come."
As soon as Yang Fan entered this Yihong Courtyard, a turtle woman came over with a hippie smile.
"Yes, I'm a scholar here, and I'm very curious about these places, so I came to study and learn." Yang Fan said modestly and studiously.
The turtle woman gave Yang Fan a look that you understand, and said with a smile: "Now you have come to the right place, just in a while, our town court Oiran will come out to perform, and the son can study to his heart's content at that time." ”
"It couldn't be better."
Yang Fan said lightly, there was no emotional fluctuation on his face, but his heart was happy, grandma is a bear, I don't know what this ancient chicken bully looks like.
"Come on, come and greet this son."
The turtle woman shouted, and immediately two women who looked a little good walked over and stuck to Yang Fan.
"Ahem, which, I want to be quiet by myself now, you guys go and greet others first."
Yang Fan got goosebumps and fell to the ground, if he said that he would go to a brothel, it would really be the first time. It's not that I dislike these women for being dirty, but that there are no protective measures or anything in ancient times, if you get any disease, Yang Fan can't be panicked!
"Hey, Childe, shouldn't we go to bed and be quiet?" One of the women looked at Yang Fan pitifully, charming to the extreme.
Yang Fan shook his head and said expressionlessly: "It's not good, in fact, I'm not interested in women!" I have a problem with that. ”
In order to defend himself like jade, Yang Fan really said everything!
Obviously, the two women showed a shocked look, and suddenly, a monkey stole a peach, which startled Yang Fan.
Yang Fan suddenly felt a thrill, Nima's, why are these ancient chickens so strong! Yang Fan was madly thinking about Demacia in his heart.
Seeing that there was no reaction, the woman immediately let go and gave him a pitiful look. It looks pretty good, why can't that place... Hey, that's a shame. Besides, you can't have a brothel there!
Yang Fan wants to cry without tears, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard!
"Hey, brother, why don't you call Niu'er?"
At this time, a man dressed as a noble son next to Yang Fan said to Yang Fan.
Yang Fan glanced at him and said, "Aren't you also called a girl?" ”
"Hey, the state affairs are complicated, how can I have time to enjoy these things?"
The man sighed, revealing a sad face.
Damn, state affairs are cumbersome, so you still come to this place to play yo-yo!
"My Heavenly God Sect is well governed, and the people are safe and sound, what is there to worry about?!" Yang Fan said in an arrogant voice.
"Hmph, brother, I think you've been brainwashed too much! The Celestial God Cult looks holy on the surface, but what you do in secret is simply not as good as a pig and a dog, you are too young to know what is going on! ”
He sighed with emotion, and his appearance of worrying about the country and the people made Yang Fan on the side want to strangle him. Nima's, this kid looks a few years younger than himself, and he dares to pretend to be forced in front of it?! I've never seen such arrogance!
"I don't know what Childe is called? Under the surname Mao, a single name is a Taiwan character. ”
"Moutai?" The corners of Yang Fan's mouth twitched, thinking to himself that the names taken by this ancient person were all dead.
"It's the hair of the hair." Mao Tai said.
Damn, there's a difference! Yang Fan didn't want to talk to him, and the people now were too weird. But listening to what he said before, I don't seem to be satisfied with the rule of the Celestial God Sect!
"Brother, to be honest, I'm also very dissatisfied with this bullshit Celestial God Sect, always pretending to be a god, but in fact, they are not bullshit." Yang Fan winked at him and said in a low voice.
Mao Tai's eyes lit up when he heard Yang Fan's words, and he grabbed Yang Fan's hand: "Oh, what a bosom friend!" I thought I was the only one who discovered the ugly face of this Celestial God Sect, but I didn't expect that Brother Tai was also discerning. ”
Yang Fan withdrew his hand in embarrassment