Chapter 278: Slap your face as soon as possible

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People in the cultivation realm, whether they are men, women, or children, as long as they talk about that pee-splashing battle, their faces will show a smile that even the blind can detect.

Can you imagine the scene where hundreds of thousands of monks did not bring any spiritual treasures that could be coaxed by oxen or magic weapons that could defy the sky, but they were carrying a jar of urine in their hands and a large bucket of urine in their rings, and as soon as the battle started, they shouted one, two, three, and poured urine at the enemy in unison?

That battle can be described as a "slap" to the ground, and the boy's urine in the sky fell to the ground like a waterfall.

This battle has been praised by countless descendants.

The cultivation realm, because he knows the root of this war, doesn't have much feeling except for a smile.

But in the eyes of mortals, this is a remarkable thing.

Even in many historical records, information about this war can be queried.

"In the three hundred and eighty-sixth year of Manulife, the heavenly rain descended from the gods, and thousands of terminally ill people were cured when they were drenched. ”

In the eyes of ordinary people, the urine in the sky is not ordinary urine, but sprinkled by the gods. So, for several days, countless mortals ran through the streets, opened their mouths, drank urine, and carried pots and pans in their hands, filling their own water tanks with "ganlin".

Later, the cult was uprooted, and all the disciples were wiped out by even the divine souls, and the erasure talisman has since become a forbidden talisman in the cultivation realm, all of which are still destroyed in the child's urine, and there is not even one left.

For monks, time is not only about life and death, but also about one's own cultivation and whether one day can attain the Great Dao.

The existence of the life charm is contrary to the harmony of heaven and earth, and the most feared thing for the monks is to destroy their hopes.

"Sect Master Chen, should you give us an explanation!

Ziyun Zhenren looked at the fat monk who was dying and couldn't even open his eyes, and his beard trembled with anger.

"It's not a life charm, it's a talisman I created. ”

Without waiting for Chen Xiaotian to speak, Chen Yeshi held his head high and said with a disdainful expression.

"! You yellow-haired kid can still create such a powerful talisman, you really make me blind?"

"That's it, your rune sect is too much! you even openly use forbidden talismans!"

"Sect Master Chen, you have to give us an explanation for this matter, otherwise I'm afraid we won't be able to talk about it!"

Lin Lang looked at Chen Yeshi, and a trace of anger flashed in his eyes.

If Chen Yeshi's arrogance and arrogance before only disgusted Lin Lang, then his current behavior made Lin Lang unbearable.

"Fellow Daoist, this is a bottle of Vitality Pill, you should give them first. ”

Lin Lang threw a bottle of elixir to Ziyun Zhenren and walked in front of Chen Yeshi, facing Chen Yeshi from a distance.

"Vitality Pill, unless it is an elixir, otherwise, the vitality they have lost cannot be replaced. ”

Chen Yeshi stared at Lin Lang, the corners of his mouth slightly curled.

During the Immortal Dao Exchange Conference, although he did not participate in the retreat and practice, he did not know Lin Lang, but there were deeds and portraits about Lin Lang, but they were circulated.

At the beginning, Lin Lang's self-portraits and designed clothes were bought by many people, and a large part of them were sold to disciples of the Great Sect like the Eight Great Sects. And the female disciples of Fu Sect, but there are many people who have bought Lin Lang's signed portrait.

And from the very beginning, Chen Yeshi recognized Lin Lang, and he had a long meaning in his heart, so he provoked again and again.

As for the power of the life talisman, Chen Yeshi was very confident. It's fine that this talisman is not close, but once it gets close, even if it is a top master, it will lose a lot of vitality under the power of the life talisman.

"Really? Today I will let you, the frog at the bottom of the well, see that your so-called methods are simply a fart in my eyes! No, it should be said, not even a fart!"

Lin Lang looked at Master Chen Ye and said word by word.

And the Ziyang Zhenren on the side had already poured the vitality pill in his hand at this time, twisted one, and stuffed it into the fat monk's mouth.

All of them held their breath and didn't even dare to blink their eyes at the fat monk. Even Chen Xiaotian and Hua Muzi are the same.

Among all the people present, I am afraid that only Lin Lang and Chen Yeshi did not turn around to take a look.

"Pretend. ”

Looking at the smile on the corner of Lin Lang's mouth, Chen Yeshi said softly.

People like Chen Yeshi, because he has been regarded as a genius since he was a child, his self-confidence has evolved into conceit.

For him, even if it is a fart he puts out, others should think it is fragrant.

"Senior sister, did you say that Brother Lang's elixir can really restore their vitality?"

As a major sect, Jian Nannan naturally knows more about some secret things than ordinary people. And the horror of the life talisman, she happened to hear what the master said.

"I believe in him. ”

Jian Shuang glanced at Lin Lang's back and replied.

She didn't know why she trusted Lin Lang so much.

Just when Jian Nannan was about to ask something, the people around her began to exclaim.

"Look! That little fat man's life is recovering rapidly!"

"Ahh

"It's not just a slap in the face, if it were me, I would have found a crack in the ground to drill into. ”

The shriveled fat monk who was originally held in Ziyun Zhenren's arms was like a balloon that had been blown up at this time, and his body was rapidly expanding.

And his originally shriveled skin is also rapidly regaining its tenderness. A jet-black hair continued to grow and grow until it was more than a meter long, and then it slowly stopped growing.

"This, this is impossible! With his strength, under the power of the life erasing talisman, his vitality has been broken, how can he regain his vitality!"

Listening to the exclamations of the others, Master Chen couldn't hold back any longer, and turned his head to look in the direction where the fat monk was.

The eye-catching scene hit Chen Yeshi hard.

One moment he had decided that he was no longer alive, and the next he was standing there, looking stupid and completely unaware of what was going on. This made Chen Yeshi's self-esteem and self-confidence take a hit.

"Ah...... I feel that my body is full of vitality, and even if I chew on an elixir, I can't make up for it!"

The fat friar reached out and pinched the flesh off his face, and finally exclaimed excitedly.

Listening to the figure of the fat monk, Chen Yeshi's heart was pinched again.

The slap in the face is not, the slap in the face of Chi Guoguo is not!

Chen Yeshi's heart was full of mixed feelings, but at this moment, no one paid attention to him, let alone guessed what he was thinking in his heart.

Because everyone's eyes were looking at the fat monk who suddenly closed his eyes, obviously in an epiphany.