During this period, when my card happened to be the nemesis of Swallow's card, I was embarrassed to press her, and two of Swallow's other colleagues, Xiaohong and Xiaoyu, made fun of me, but I was not angry.

Because we don't gamble, we just play and have fun, and who wants to spoil this beautiful atmosphere. However, I made another big mistake, that is, in the process of playing cards, the girls wanted to see a picture of me and Yanzi.

When I took out my single photo and handed it to them, I said the wrong thing: "Do you see if the photo is fake?"

I mean bragging about how handsome I am. The swallow listened to this. His face changed slightly, and then he returned to normal. We played for a while and then Swallow found one of her male colleagues and asked me to sleep with someone else at night.

It is said that the boy had pursued her before. Because of the small size of the suspect, she politely declined. I followed the swallow to the boys' dormitory.

I walked into the boys' dormitory, and it was a stark contrast to the girls' dormitory: slippers, leather shoes, sneakers, and smelly socks were cluttered on the dirty floor. In some places, there are cigarette butts and plastic bags, instant noodle bags, and so on.

Iron nails were taped to the four walls, wires or ropes were drawn in between, and clothes hung on clothes racks or washed or unwashed, and the quilts on the sloppy beds were of various shapes: some twisted into twisted shapes, some rolled up in half, some randomly made together—

As soon as I arrived at the door, I smelled a pungent foot odor coming to my face. The swallow hurriedly covered his nose and shouted, "You people are too disrespectful, and you don't know how to send someone to sweep." ”

"You can sweep it up for us. At this time, a boy who was arranging his clothes said funny. Yanzi hurriedly finished explaining to the male colleague and left.

One night, while my family was sleeping soundly, we heard a "crackling" sound from the east side of my house. When I opened my eyes, I saw that there was a fire in the sky. My father and I put on our clothes and went closer, and it turned out that the stack of wheat straw that my house had piled had caught fire.

My family used to have a place to stack wheat straw, but my father used a cart to pull some of them over and pile them on the embankment on the east side of my house. Because the straw stack wasn't big, we didn't go to put out the fire.

The fire lit for a while, and the straw burned out, and it went out on its own. When I came back, my father told me that my father must have done it.

Originally, it was a matchmaker managed by others at the beginning, but later Li Lao Wu had to erase others, and he hated my family in his heart, so he found a way to retaliate. It would be illegal to burn the house, so he had to burn the straw stack.

"So what do we do now?" I asked my father. "Tomorrow I'll go to his house and give him a farewell. "Okay. I said.

The next night, my father went to my grandfather's house and told him about Li Lao Wu's erasing of him. My grandfather said, "This is not a thing!" and then he accepted the gift that my father had bought for him, and the matter was settled.

Another day, the matchmaker Li Lao Wu suddenly came to my house and said that Yanzi's father was here and asked me to go to Li Lao Wu's house to meet him. I rode my bicycle and rushed over.

That Li Lao Wu asked his wife to fry seven or eight dishes, and the swallow's father sat on the top, and Li Lao Wu accompanied him. I sat across from Daddy Swallow. After a few glasses of wine, the swallow's father blushed slightly, and then said to me, "You and the swallow are engaged,

It's like someone from my family. To be honest with you, my daughter has listened to me since she was a child, and I am very strict. In the summer, she didn't even dare to wear a skirt at home, and as for wanting to wear those clothes that showed her ass and neck, she didn't even dare to think about it. ”

I taught my daughter X so well, in order to find a son-in-law to support me in the old age, and also to make this family perfect. At this point, he took another sip of wine and said, "If you are with her in the future, if you find that she has done anything rude, just tell me, and I will clean her up." ”

Then he said a lot more. I don't know what he meant by that, but then I thought that he probably wanted me to let me know that it was not easy for him to raise a daughter, so that I should honor him well in the future.

In the end, he assured me, "Although you are seven years older than the swallow, I promise you that as long as you do not change your mind, my swallow will not capsize in my hands." ”

I knew he was reassuring me. However, he was overdoing this. A year later, the swallow refused to follow me, and didn't he compromise in the end?

I finally found a girlfriend, and she is also his fiancée. What a great confusion this is for me, who has not tasted a woman until I am twenty-five! In addition, my mother-in-law is very kind to me, and I can't go to her house if I don't want to.

Every day, when I have nothing to do, I find fault and go to her house to play. The swallow's home is on the gang (my house is on the side of the Tang River, people call it "Heli", and the village where the swallow is located is much higher than ours, very much like a gang, so it is called "Gangshang"). They have black soil, and one of the drawbacks of black soil is that the vegetables don't grow well.

Therefore, they are the most short of vegetables there. And we have a lot of vegetables in the river. It was with this in mind that I sent some of the vegetables I grew to her family every once in a while.

Of course, my father-in-law and mother-in-law have always been very affectionate to me. And sometimes the swallow is at home, sometimes it is not. However, whether the swallows are at home or not, I am willing to go to their house. If you go there too many times, people may hate it.

However, the father-in-law and mother-in-law never showed it on the surface, and only once I heard my father-in-law say in front of my mother-in-law, "Why doesn't he go out to find something to do and come to my house all day?"

When I heard that, I went home and never went again. Actually, I kept going to her house at that time just because I wanted a woman. However, you are not married to someone else's daughter, and even if you think about a woman, they will not let your daughter sleep with you.

Therefore, I went to find the swallows and could only quench my thirst. Then why don't I go and find a job to do? I often hear people have a good saying: you can't light three firewoods, and you can't work without a wife. I can't satisfy my desire to be a woman, so I don't have the heart to work, do I?

I didn't go to Swallow's house for a long time, but one day Swallow's father came to my house to look for me. He came to me and told me to go to his house and help them water the cotton fields. The swallow's family planted six or seven acres of cotton.

I asked my father-in-law if he used someone else's pump or if he had his own machine. He told me that with his fine ass friend Huanzhi's family. As soon as I heard him, I told him, "You can get a few dollars an hour for someone else's machine, and since we have so much cotton, we might as well buy a machine and a pump ourselves." ”

"But don't I have enough money?" said my father-in-law. I was there at the time, and he said that he was willing to lend my father-in-law 2,000 yuan, provided that we would help him water the ground after we bought the machine. My father-in-law thought about it and nodded in agreement.

My eldest brother gave me 2,000 yuan from the house at that time, and I followed my father-in-law to his house.

We discussed it together that night. At first, my father-in-law said that if he wanted to buy it, he would buy a four-wheeled vehicle and come back. In this way, I can not only water and plow, but if I learn to drive one day, he can buy another car pocket and let me make money by pulling bricks for people in their nearby brick kiln factory.

But my mother-in-law said what if I couldn't learn how to drive? After discussing and discussing, and adding the problem of money, I finally decided to buy a diesel engine and a water pump first, so as to save money, and I could not buy the diesel engine on the four-wheeled vehicle when I wanted to buy a four-wheeler, but put the diesel engine on it.

After discussing it, my father-in-law and I went to the county seat the next day. Let's go buy a diesel engine first. When I was testing the diesel engine, my father-in-law and I disagreed. I said buy a good shake diesel engine, he said buy a bad shake diesel engine. He said that the diesel engine that is not easy to shake is strong.

We bought a diesel engine and a water pump that was the worst to shake, and we went home.

This book is derived from reading the rim