CHAPTER XXXI

Xun Yan privately solved the spell that forbade me from facing the wall, and was discovered by the master, and was punished by me to face the wall together.

I saw him screaming and wailing and calling me a broom star and bobbing him again, which I thought was very funny. Actually, he doesn't have to accompany me in this way, I'm not that vulnerable, after all, I'm a fairy who almost died twice.

"Painting the heart, when you ascend to the immortal in the future, it will definitely be very easy. Because it was too boring, Xun Yan suddenly said to me seriously.

I sneered, "What?"

"You see that you are thundered by the sky at every turn, and you have been burned by the heavenly fire, and you have also been beaten by the ancient divine beasts, so the heavenly fire and heavenly thunder of the tribulation is not a piece of cake for you?"

I was stunned for a moment, and then rolled on the ground with laughter: "Second Senior Brother, you are really smart!"

Xun Yan also laughed with me, and just as the two of us were laughing out of breath and couldn't stop, a familiar voice scolded and shouted on the side: "Stupid, stupid!"

Xun Yan and I choked on saliva at the same time, because of the bird that suddenly appeared in front of us.

"You, you, you haven't had enough fun?" I pointed to the broken bird and had the urge to pluck out its feathers, and after thinking about it, I probably couldn't beat Xi Ze, so I gave up.

"You, you, are you a wonderful sound bird?" Xun Yan was short-sighted, thinking that he had seen the creatures in the Buddha realm, and he stammered with excitement, which was very compatible with me.

"You, you, you! You two really deserve to be brothers and sisters, and you have all stammered together!"

"Oh, Miaoyin Bird is the best at music, can you sing me a song?" Xun Yan didn't know that this bird hated someone else to let him sing the most, so he flapped his wings and chased after Xun Yan and fought. Poor Xunyan was inexplicable, and before he could react, a bubble of steaming bird droppings fell on his body, and he screamed and dusted off his clothes while dodging the hook attack.

I was rolling on the floor laughing again and again, this is a living sitcom. It's not kind, but I still want to laugh!

It was very lively for a while, this place is much bigger than the sky, Hook Shen chased Xun Yan and ran all over the house with feathers flying, Xun Yan hugged his head and scurried, and poured a lot of tables and chairs in Ping Pong, and finally realized that I was the culprit who watched the excitement, and cried at the moment: "Do you want to be so conscienceless?"

Only then did I react and said to the hook: "Xi Ze, have you made enough trouble?!"

As a result, I shouted out in this voice, Xun Yan stopped running, Hook Shen stopped chasing, and time seemed to stand still—otherwise why did this fairy and a bird stand still? I was amazed, and when I looked at myself, I could move?

"Hahaha!" Now he was rolling on the ground with his wings flashing with a smile on his face, and I looked at him with black lines all over my face, a god of war rolling on the ground with the body of a bird, what is it?

Xun Yan squatted on the ground and looked at Gou Shen's smile that was about to die, and then looked at me with a disgusted face, and stammered again: "He, he, he...... You, you, you......"

I stepped forward and grabbed the hook that was still rolling on the ground: "Hey, God, can you pay attention to the image?"

Xun Yan and I watched him finally stop laughing, and after looking at me, he burst into laughter, his ears were full of his laughter, and the urge to hit the wall was gone.

"You laugh again, you laugh again and I'll strangle you!" I couldn't help it, Xun Yan hurriedly tugged at my sleeve: "Okay?" and then looked at him suspiciously: "Are you sure this will be the God of War?"

Hook Shen's dignity was hurt, and a carp stood up straight, and said solemnly: "Painting heart, you don't have a root in your brain, right?"

I didn't laugh now, I just looked at him and Xun Yan and laughed, I was about to go crazy. chased them for a long time, and finally figured out in the chicken, fly and dog jump, when I was in Yuping Mountain, when I went to the kitchen to make pastries for Gou Shen, Xi Ze rushed to drive Gou Shen out, and turned into the appearance of Gou Shen, to trick mung bean cake to eat.

I was disillusioned when I learned the truth.

"Painted heart, this is your mistake, the god loves the food you cook, you have to cook more for him. You have to turn into a bird to eat a mung bean cake before you can eat it, it's so pitiful. Xun Yan is very sympathetic to Xi Ze.

"That's it!" Hook Shen picked up the conversation, "Besides, your cooking is so unpalatable, the god of war actually likes it!"

I pinched the thin bird's neck and said, "Who says it's hard to cook?"

Xun Yan snatched the hook Shen from my hand, probably because he was afraid that I would really strangle him to death, so he helped him smooth the weather, only to see him say menacingly: "The mung bean cake God of War that day left me a piece, it was too unpalatable!"

I rolled my eyes: "Then you go and do it for him!"

"Hmph, when I transform into a shape, it won't be your turn to cook for the God of War!" Hook snorted, as if I had been able to cook for Xi Ze for many years.

I rolled my eyes again, and said in a deep tone: "Hmph, when I transform into a shape, it won't be your turn to cook for the God of War!"

As a result, he was so angry that he flapped his wings and chased after me, Xun Yan was very comfortable watching us fight this time, and he also rolled on the ground with a smile.

It wasn't until I finished fighting with Hook Shen that I sat on the ground back to back and was angry, and after a long time, I suddenly remembered and asked, "Why are you here again?"

"Hmph, if it weren't for the God of War asking me to accompany you, I wouldn't be looking for you!"

I was very interested when I heard it: "Why do you listen to Xi Ze so much? Who are you?" Xun Yan was attracted by my meaningful words and his eyes lit up with gossip, I smiled ambiguously at him, and they came together in front of Gou Shen.

Hook Shen sat on the ground aggrievedly, mentioning the past, and there were peach hearts in his eyes.

Miaoyin Bird has always been born in the Buddha realm, just like Chiba Bilian was only born in the Buddha realm.

"You can't have grown up in the wrong place and were born in the Hollow Mountain, right?" I interjected excitedly, but two chores of "Shut up!" came from the volley, so I had to continue listening stupidly.

When Hook Shen was still an egg, he showed unparalleled wisdom - for example, Xi Ze went to the Buddha realm and happened to pass by the nest where he was born, although Hook Shen was just an egg at that time, but he was already thinking about who his father and mother were. It's so good that he can't die, Xi Ze happened to aim at him, and easily made up for his nest that had not been very firm for a long time, and moved the hook that was still an egg to death, and the tears flowed sideways - who else in this world cares about whether you live warmly or not, okay?

Immediately, he shouted excitedly, "Daddy!"

I couldn't help it: "He's really your father?!"

"Can you listen well?!" Before Hook Shen became angry, Xun Yan had already burst out and rewarded me with a violent shudder, which hurt so much that my eyes were full of stars, and I continued to listen with tears in my eyes.

Didn't it mean that Hook Shen called Xi Ze a father, Xi Ze, the god of war who picked up a father for nothing, leaned over, looked at this little bird egg, and smiled slightly, and in an instant all the flowers could not withstand his smile, so our smart hook Shen hesitated for a moment, and then called weakly and uncertainly: "Mother?"

Hearing this, not to mention that I rolled on the ground with laughter, even Xun Yan couldn't help laughing.

Hook Shen looked at me and Xun Yan aggrievedly, and I couldn't help but comfort him: "I don't blame you, you were too young at that time. Besides, Xi Ze is indeed very good-looking. ”

Hook Shen continued to speak.

Xi Ze, who was called his father and mother, finally stretched out his slender ten fingers, which made Gou Shen excited for a while: Ah, my father or my mother are going to take me away! Then, he turned and walked away.

Hook Shen cried heartbreakingly at the moment when Xi Ze turned around, but Xi Ze, the god of war, was hard-hearted, and he didn't even turn back, and walked away gently, not taking a cloud with him.

The hook was in a hurry, and finally found a fairy who was suspected of being a father, and abandoned himself, and then rolled out of the nest with bones, and rolled not far behind Xi Ze, for fear that he would be lost if he was far away, and he would be found and thrown back into the nest when he was close.

As a result, Xi Ze's God of War was like no one, allowing Hook Shen, who was still an egg, to follow him, and after staying in the Western Heaven Buddha Realm for five days, he was about to return to Juekong Mountain, and Gou Shen watched him step on a cloud, and rolled over behind him, and he was not afraid of accidentally breaking himself.

As a result, he hurried slowly, and by the time he rolled to the cloud just now, Xi Ze and the cloud had long since disappeared.

Deeply feeling abandoned, the hook looked at the continuous clouds of the Buddha realm, and sorrow came from it, crying loudly, crying so much that his liver and intestines were broken, so pitiful, but at this time, there was a voice behind him that was haunted by his dreams: "What are you crying about?"

Now it's okay, Hook Shen turned around quickly, and rolled hard to the cloud at Xi Ze's feet, but unfortunately the cloud head was too high, his egg was too small, and he couldn't roll up with a lot of effort, and he was panicking for fear that the cloud would disappear again, and a hand stretched out, and Gou Shen had already been held in front of Xi Ze's eyes.

"Little guy, what are you doing with me?" Xi Ze was puzzled.

"Mother. Hook Shen blinked, still unsure, and added, "Daddy." ”

Xi Ze couldn't cry and laughed, and scared him: "If you follow me, I will eat you." ”

As a result, what an innocent hook Shen at that time, he blinked his innocent eyes and said sincerely: "Daddy and Mom want to eat me, so let's eat it." Anyway, I'm going to be with my parents. ”

Xi Ze had probably never seen such a little thing, so he was overjoyed, so he took him away, and explained very ironically: "This Shenjun is neither your father nor your mother." ”

Hook Shen nodded ignorantly, but he felt that Xi Ze was very happy to take him away, and he wouldn't scream if he didn't let him call. Later, I learned that Xi Ze was the head of the five extremes of the god of war, so he called the god of war every day.

"Maybe Xi Ze is your father!Otherwise, why is he so enthusiastic!" I still remain skeptical, mainly because he looks too beautiful after hooking and sinking!

"Hmph, the god of war is originally beautiful and kind!" Hook Shen was very unhappy that I slandered his father.

I couldn't help but be happy: "He is beautiful and kind, why didn't I see him let you out when I was in Yukong Mountain?"

Speaking of this, Hook Shen was very depressed: "That's because the God of War sent me to Ananda Buddha to learn the Tao." ”

I was stunned for a moment, and then laughed heartily - I'm afraid that the Tao is fake, and Xi Ze is impatient to take care of him. Ha ha.

This novel is from the King of Books