Chapter 84: Selfie Maniac
Lin Xiao dodged left and right, avoiding the moves of these three people, and at the same time raised the mobile phone in his hand, constantly dangling back and forth in the air, and looked back at the screen of the mobile phone.
"What is he doing?" One of the young men asked.
"Who the fuck knows!"
"This mobile phone won't be boring, isn't it?"
Just when the three of them were muttering quietly, they only heard a click, and a white light flashed, and at the same time, Lin Xiao's face was facing the screen, and his left hand was against his face, and he actually made a scissorhand movement.
These people finally knew what Lin Xiao was dangling in the air with his mobile phone, he was actually taking a selfie!
Three to one, and also give each other time to take a selfie!
If this is spread out, the faces of these three people will not be needed directly.
The three of them understood Lin Xiao's intentions, and they all blushed instantly, and now killing Lin Xiao was no longer a paid transaction, but a battle for their own faces.
People who practice martial arts have the best face, and these people are barely in the ranks of martial arts, so they all feel that they have suffered a great shame.
Seeing that the nunchucks in the hands of these teenagers were waving even more vigorously, for a while, they were on par with Lin Xiao.
The tricks used by these three people, Lin Xiao has naturally seen them, Lin Xiao is a martial arts fan, and he thinks that Chinese martial arts are invincible in the world, and they are better than any gun.
At the beginning of the army, I was required to learn nunchucks, in order to have an additional means of dealing with the enemy. However, because Lin Xiao had a task at that time, he didn't have time to study carefully, so he just learned a little bit. Thinking about it now, Lin Xiao also regretted it quite a bit.
Now this personal experience can more deeply appreciate the subtlety of Chinese martial arts.
Lin Xiao's own physical fitness is very good, it can even be described as a beast, once he starts to move, more than 90% of the time Lin Xiao uses relies on strong physical fitness plus the one-hit killing skills honed in countless lives and deaths.
The tricks of these three are naturally the level of fur that Lin Xiao saw back then, but even so, these three can take a few moves in Lin Xiao's hands without being defeated, and they are rare in today's society.
In dealing with these three people, Lin Xiao naturally didn't use all his strength, he just wanted to play with these people now to see how much real kung fu these people still had.
In a few rounds of back and forth, Lin Xiao understood that these people, that is, the level of Cheng Biting Jin, were just these three axes, and these three axes were also invalid, so there were no other tricks.
Since this is the case, let's end it, between Lin Xiao dodged and sold a flaw, these people saw this, and the three nunchucks rushed towards Lin Xiao's upper, middle and lower three key roads at the same time.
The nunchucks on the road were aimed at Lin Xiao's neck, in order to directly cut his throat and kill him with one blow.
The middle lane was aimed at Lin Xiao's chest and hit the heart at a fixed point.
As for this last road, it is a little obscene, aiming at Lin Xiao's lower body, wanting to cut off Lin Xiao's grandchildren.
In the face of these three menacing nirvana moves, Lin Xiao's chest and lower body did not move, but his head lowered slightly.
The three of them were overjoyed when they saw it, they were already on par with Lin Xiao on their side, Lin Xiao showed a flaw, it must be a lack of physical strength, these three killing moves were killed together, even if Lin Xiao didn't die, he would have to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair in the next life.
"Bell!" Only a crisp sound could be heard, like the sound of a wooden stick striking steel.
Looking at the three in front of him, the three nunchucks turned out to be out of their hands at the same time, everyone was flushed, grinning, and kept shaking their hands, shaking and screaming at the same time.
On the other hand, Lin Xiao at this time, his face was not red and he was not panting, but he saw the three nunchucks that had taken off his hands, Lin Xiao was sandwiched between his legs, one was sandwiched between his legs, and the other was even more strange, it was actually held in his mouth by Lin Xiao!
"I'm grass!" This is the common language of the three of them together, just now these three killing moves, how much strength they used They are clear, otherwise they would not even be shocked to the pain unbearable, but Lin Xiao, he, he is completely a nobody, the three sticks just now don't seem to hit him at all.
Just when the three of them felt unbelievable, another bright light flashed, followed by a click, and Lin Xiao took a selfie with these three as the background again!
After completing this selfie, Lin Xiao walked towards the three of them with his head down.
"What do you want to do!" As soon as the three of them saw Lin Xiao coming towards them, it was like a great enemy, and they forced themselves to put on a stand to meet the enemy.
"Alas~ I found it!" Lin Xiao suddenly cheered, and he carefully picked up a small thing on the ground, which was the phone card that Lin Xiao threw in front of the three of them before.
Lin Xiao turned on the flashlight of the mobile phone, and then the light slowly installed the mobile phone card back. He quickly opened the photo he had just taken a selfie, then edited an MMS message, and then he ticked the recipient to everyone in his class, and decisively sent a group message.
When people who don't know what they know know received Lin Xiao's text message, they thought it was just a prank, but Zhou Dabao received this MMS message, it was like five thunderbolts, and he just spilled a little thick water, and all of it was splashed out, but he didn't expect that it was not Lin Xiao who was disgusting, but himself.
The reason for Lin Xiao's MMS mass sending is very clear, that is, to knock on the mountain and shock the tiger, and tell Zhou Dabao that there is no photo of you appearing this time, and if there is a next time, things will not be so simple.
Lin Xiao has always been very kind to Zhou Dabao and nothing else, just because his actions are all from himself, a middle school student who has not yet fully matured, if this matter is a parent or something like that, then Lin Xiao will not spare Zhou Dabao so easily.
After Lin Xiao finished posting the photo, he focused his attention on the three people in front of him.
"Why kill me!" Lin Xiao said.
These three you look at me, I look at you, and I know that if you run into stubble today, you may die even worse if you run away. It's better to have something to say, and have a good time!
"Collect money from people and eliminate disasters for others!" These people also answered neatly.
"Poof~" Lin Xiao almost didn't laugh out loud, this is in a martial arts novel, it has to be a relatively powerful killer, and he killed the opponent at the last moment, and said it. It was originally a very flavorful sentence, but somehow it was so weird for them to say it.
"Do you think you're at that high level?" Lin Xiao asked rhetorically.
"For now, not yet!"
These people dare to act boldly, and they stand steadily when they are beaten.
"How much money have you received from others! Dare to kill! ”
"Actually, it's not certain that you want to kill, and if you are crippled, you can complete the task, but for the time being, you don't have a penny!"
"Then how much does he promise you!" Lin Xiao asked.
"Ten thousand each!"
"I'm grass!" Lin Xiao scolded directly, "Lao Tzu's head was once rewarded by al-Qaeda for millions of dollars, and no one dared to take it, you rabbit cubs, 10,000 yuan per person, dare to come out and pretend to be forced, it's really fearless who don't know!" ”
This book was first published in Reading Books