Chapter Eighty-Eight: Xi Ze, You're a Dead Pervert
"Phew, Xi Ze God of War is a big pervert! It's too perverted!" I sat in the second senior brother's room and complained to him, that Xi Ze God of War is really too perverted! He actually pretended to be pitiful in front of me! I blamed me for being too gentle and kind, and I was blinded by his appearance for a while, so I actually hugged him!
"What kind of immortal in the Nine Heavens dare to look at his jokes, he actually lied to me!" actually lied to me and kept calling him "husband" many times, and in the end my own goosebumps rose a lot, I don't know if he felt numb.
"Oh, aren't you a fiancé? What's wrong with calling 'husband'? It's the same as how much you've suffered. Xun Yan flipped through the life book and said casually.
Look at it, look at it, these are actually the words of my own senior brother! I angrily snatched the life book from his hand, and then he lazily raised his eyes to look at me: "Look at you, how did you become irritable after sleeping for so long?" ”
I've slept for so long, and he's getting slower and slower, like a man in his seventies and eighties in the human world.
"You ......" Seeing that I was annoyed, the second senior brother said with a straight face: "Let me ask you, is he able to hold you, or can you hold him?"
"I can hold him!" He looked pitiful at the beginning, no one can bear it, let alone a kind fairy like me.
"That's not it. The second senior brother winked at me and said with a wicked smile, "Xi Ze's God of War didn't say that you were a hooligan, why did you say that he was a big metamorphosis?"
After a pause, the second senior brother sighed with emotion: "Besides, how good the god of war looks like Xi Ze, there are more goddess immortals in the Nine Heavens who covet his beauty than the clouds floating in the Nine Heavens, you hug it is a matter of taking advantage of it! No matter how many goddess immortals can't ask for good things, you don't have to be cheap and sell well." ”
“……”
I was so angry that I fell back, as an immortal, how can I attach so much importance to my appearance? It's right to be born well? Superficial, superficial, honest and superficial!
"Hey, Xi Ze God of War just wants to cultivate a relationship with you, look at you, I slept and forgot about my fiancé silently, but I pity your fiancé who has been worried about you for so many years, what a good fairy! Xun Yan looked at me meaningfully, and when he saw that I had goosebumps all over his body, and seriously suspected that he was going to take a fancy to me, he said faintly, "I think at the beginning, didn't you want to die or live to marry the god of war?" Why do you regret it now?"
"I, I, I didn't marry him in the first place, do I want to die or live?" A burning heat hit my face, and I was ashamed for a while, it turns out that I used to look at my face so superficially? This is impossible, impossible!
"But it's not," Xun Yan looked at me with a smile in his eyes even stronger, "You also said that you were going to go to those immortals who were in charge of marriage to bribe you and let them calculate a good life for you, and you also liquidated all your belongings, saying that you wanted to be a dowry, and you ran to find the Weaver Girl and begged her to make you a wedding dress; and ......"
"Stop, stop, stop!" The more I listened, the hotter my face became, and now my face was hot enough to pancake on it. Looking at the little fairies on duty next to me, they were all covering their mouths and snickering, and when I looked back at them with an unkind face, I forced a smile and pretended to have a serious face, and I couldn't bear it very hard.
It's over, my thousands of years of face are gone......
"Why do I have to marry him alive or dead?" he just asked me to cook for him...... "Yes, it's the god of war who only knows how to eat and love beauty, hey, it's incredible to think about it."
"Cooking......" Xun Yan held his chin and thought for a long time, and suddenly woke up, looking like he had suddenly realized the heavens. I was stunned for a while, this look, shouldn't it be that I got the avenue for a while and was about to fly to the god position, right? Mother, I have to run quickly, you must know that the flying god position can be thundered and struck, I have been struck by lightning for so many years, I don't want to be split as soon as I wake up, I better hide away.
"Eh, what are you running to?" a long hand pulled me back, and I wanted to cry without tears.
"What are you thinking about!" Xun Yan seemed to see through my thoughts, pressed me back to my original position, and continued to look at me thoughtfully, "You woke up that day because of mung bean cake...... Painted heart, in fact, you still haven't forgotten him. ”
"I haven't forgotten him!" I rolled my eyes, what is it, what does it have to do with mung bean cake when I wake up? Suddenly I felt that something was wrong, the second senior brother was not by the lotus pond at that time, how did he know that there was mung bean cake? I looked up at Xun Yan in front of me suddenly, and saw that he was still the same with the same beautiful eyebrows, but there seemed to be a trace of moisture and charm in his eyes......
"Ahh!!!!!————h
"Hahaha," I saw Xun Yan in front of me, and instantly turned into a charming and amorous Xi Ze, he winked lazily at me, and said with a smile: "It seems that Huixin is really affectionate to me, I have become like this, you can recognize me." ”
"Ahhhh!!!h
It's terrible! It's better to stay away, it's better to stay away! I thought it would be better to slip away as soon as possible, but as soon as I thought of Xun Yan, I turned around and asked in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner: "Where did you get my second senior brother!"
"Xun Yan. Xi Ze looked at me with a smile, "I'm playing with Hook Shen." ”
Look at that wonderful sound bird, born like a girl, at first glance it was raised by Xi Ze, as soon as Xun Yan saw him, it was like his soul was gone, and he didn't want me as a junior sister in an instant. Hum. I thought to myself, how miserable it is.
"By the way, Cang Han said, let you go back to Yukong Mountain with me. Xi Ze didn't care about my sadness, and announced the news to me with a smile, looking at me expectantly, "Are you happy, are you happy, are you excited?"
I'm so happy, so happy, so excited!
"Why?" "The last time he said that he wanted me to go to Juekong Mountain, it was to avoid Ling Wei Yang, I was afraid that he would be excited for a while, and he would be killed by him before I was killed by the thunder, what is it for this time? Ling Wei looked up and didn't want to kill me.
Eh, Lingwei Yang, hack me, no...... I suddenly remembered that when I hugged Xi Ze, Lingwei stumbled at the door and almost fell in, and his gaze was a little cold. I can't help but shudder, my mother, this Lingwei Yang won't take a fancy to Xi Ze again, right?
"Because ......" Xi Ze frowned, reaching out and knocking on my head, "What nonsense are you thinking about?"
"Did Emperor Qing take a fancy to you?" I blurted out, looking at Xi Ze with blazing eyes, "You see that he wanted to eat me when he looked at me yesterday." Gee. ”
"......" Xi Ze's expression changed unpredictably for a long time, I looked at him, and I was afraid that it was true, otherwise the expression of this god of war would not be so subtle. For a long time, when I just wanted to remind Xi Ze that he didn't need to answer this question and I already understood, Xi Ze suddenly smiled and looked at me with raised eyebrows: "Yes, he has taken a fancy to me." ”
I was shaken by Xi Ze's sudden smile, this smile is described by a poem in the human world, that is, "looking back and smiling at Bai Meisheng, the six palaces have no color"; I beat my chest, just because I was blinded by his pitiful appearance for a while, and now I am going to be hunted down by Lingwei Yang again, what a curse, what a curse!
"You say, if you don't go back to Yukong Mountain with me, tsk, if Ling Weiyang comes here, what will you do. Xi Ze had a pitiful expression, "You're my fiancée." Gee. ”
I was dumbfounded. I have said before that these ancient immortals are all inflexible, and I was wrong, very wrong. You see that Lingwei Yang is not flexible, and he is flexible to like male immortals, and as a result, I am unlucky......
Hey, the matter between the immortals, this is getting more and more unpredictable......
"So, do you want to go to the Purple Mountain with me?" Xi Ze smiled with crooked eyebrows, which was very good-looking.
I gritted my teeth and looked at him, and said word by word: "Yes, naturally!"
"That's good," Xi Ze didn't seem to see my eyes that wanted to kill him, and stroked my head lovingly, "My fiancée, naturally, wants to live in Yukong Mountain, and she always stays at her mother's house, how unusual." ”
I secretly snorted behind Xi Ze's back, do you want to be ashamed! Fiancée, fiancée, I haven't married yet, why has Si Mingfu become my maiden home?!
"It's okay, don't worry, you haven't married yet, you're going to get married sooner or later. The same, the same. Xi Ze seemed to be able to read minds, and he didn't look back.
I was stunned under my feet, can I use this mind-reading technique with my back to me? It seems that I have slept for a thousand years, and I am indeed a little out of step with the times.
"I didn't use mind reading. I muttered, Xi Ze in front of me was still walking leisurely, but he didn't speak for a long time, and I didn't bother to argue with such a thick-skinned fairy, I'm afraid I can't compete with him.
After a while, Xi Ze suddenly sighed lightly: "Painting heart, I and you are actually of the same mind." ”
I rolled my eyes again, and said angrily: "I'm sorry, Xi Ze God of War, I guess your noble god forgets things, I don't have the heart." "I used it when I used mind reading, why don't you admit it?
To my surprise, Xi Ze stopped making a sound, and when I climbed up the clouds, I saw a deep sadness between his eyebrows, so sad that I couldn't help but want to hug him.
"Painted Heart, you once had a ...... of heart"
A gust of wind blew, and I saw Xi Ze's lips move, as if to say something, and the words were blown away by the wind in this Nine Heavens, but it did not blow it into my ears.
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