"Monk, aren't you too kind?"

Yeguang looked at Huiming, who was holding a wild boar's leg and gnawing happily, with a helpless face.

This is already the third day of the night, and at this time, the night light really regrets letting this monk follow him.

As a Shaolin disciple who is said to be in penance, he eats meat so aggressively and regards the rules of Buddhism as nothing, Yeguang thinks to himself that I will endure this, but the problem is, when you go hunting, you are afraid to say something "good and good, monks can't kill", but every time I wait for the meat to be grilled, you start faster than Double 11 to grab goods, isn't it a bit too undisciplined?

"Well, what the donor said, the little monk didn't quite understand. Hui Ming looked up, his face full of innocence, as if he really didn't understand what the night light was saying.

"Really, I don't care if you eat meat, but can you go hunting once in a while and don't eat my white food?"

"The little monk didn't eat meat. ”

"You're talking to me with a few strands of flesh off your beard, maybe I'll trust you a little more. Luminous's tone was very weak.

"Oh" Huiming answered honestly, wiped his mouth with both hands, and then continued to look at the night light innocently, repeating: "The little monk really didn't eat meat." ”

“”

"Well, you win. What else can he say about the glow-in-the-dark forehead, he can only sigh in his heart: people are shameless, and the world is invincible.

"Okay monk, the joke ends here," Yeguang sat up straight and looked at Huiming with a straight face, "I don't care what you've been following me for the past few days, even if the reason is really like what you said, you just go with me, that's not okay, from tomorrow onwards, we will go our separate ways." ”

"Oh, does the little monk know what the reason is, could it be that the little monk has been eating and drinking all the way, which has made the donor unhappy?"

"That's not alright, although you should be said to be cheap, but that's not enough to justify my hatred of you. Luminous stared at the burning bonfire, "To be honest, you're actually quite funny, but I'm sometimes berserk, and I'm afraid I'll kill you if I can't control it." ”

"In the past few days, there has been some imminent movement here, and it is only a matter of one or two days before it gets out of control. Luminous raised her thumb and poked her heart.

"If that's the reason, then I can't go. ”

Hui Ming looked at the night light with blazing eyes, and said sincerely: "The donor has the grace of life for me, how can I watch the donor fall into the demon barrier and go crazy, but not help?"

"This is not a problem you can solve, listen to my advice, leave quickly, and hide as far away as possible. ”

"I have made up my mind, the donor doesn't need to persuade me again," Huiming made a Dharma seal and said to Amitabha, "The Buddha has a saying, saving a life is better than creating a seven-level floating slaughter, as a Shaolin monk, I should uphold the Buddha's teachings and be compassionate." ”

"Well, whatever you want. Yeguang no longer persuaded him, and suddenly lay on the ground, looked up at the bright stars in the sky, and smiled, "You don't even abide by the rules, you are embarrassed to call yourself a monk and say, is it even broken the color ring?"

"How is it possible, donor, you are slandering the little monk!" Hui Ming said with a righteous face.

"Oh, then you're half a monk. Yeguang looked at Huiming's gaze with a little appreciation.

"However, if the donor is interested in this woman's thing, the little monk can also take the donor to find a few health care places," Hui Ming's tone changed, and he said with some compassion: "Amitabha, I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell is good, good." ”

"You wine, meat and flower monk, if I were a Buddha, I would have to throw down the lotus platform under the seat and smash your life and not be able to take care of yourself. Luminous smiled

The situation was better than expected by the glow-in-the-dark, and the next day, from morning until midnight, the glow-in-the-dark did not get out of control until the evening of the third day.

The night light eyes were scarlet, the thick murderous aura was scattered, and there was a faint smell of sulfur in the air, he suppressed the trembling of his body, and gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence: "Monk, you go quickly, otherwise I will kill you." ”

Huiming looked up and down at the night light, sat cross-legged on the spot, his hands were clenched into two Dharma seals, his eyes were slightly closed, and he gently recited the Buddhist scriptures.

At this time, the night light could no longer control his crazy desire to destroy, and with a wave of his hand, countless trees ignited a raging fire, and the blazing temperature seemed to make this space a little distorted.

But Huiming was unmoved, and still sat there cross-legged and chanted the scriptures, but the speed was a little faster.

As Hui Ming's voice became louder and louder, a little golden light slowly poured out from him, shining on his face, looking very holy, and even the somewhat obscene beard added a bit of solemnity at this moment.

The golden light became more and more abundant, gradually condensed together, forming small Sanskrit characters, arranged in rows in the air, drifting towards the crazy night light, and slowly clinging to his body.

With each line of small words, the scarlet in the glow-in-the-dark eyes diminished a little.

In the end, there was no more chaos on his face, only a piece of clarity.

"Thank you, monk. Nightlight sat down on the ground, and her tone was relieved, glad that she had been saved from hell.

"Amitabha, is the benefactor better?" Hui Ming asked with a smile as he stood up, patted the soil on his pants.

"I owe you a favor. ”

"The little monk helped the donor out of his heart, but he never thought of seeking anything in return. Huiming's tone was full of righteousness and selflessness.

But with what Luminous knows about him these days, this kind of thing should never come out of the mouth of this thing.

"Alas, but if the donor feels guilty because he can't repay me, it's the little monk's. Hui Ming's tone changed, and he seemed a little obscene, like a tacky businessman who was bargaining.

Look, here it is.

Yeguang rolled her eyes, "Say, wine and meat monk, is there anything I can help you?"

"Donor! The little monk looked at the world with his eyes and found that thousands of living beings in this world were suffering from this reincarnation, and he really couldn't bear it, and he hoped that the donor would help him and surpass them!"

Just listening to this, he really looks like a compassionate monk.

If it weren't for the obscenity of this thing, Luminous would have almost believed it.

"Speak human words, or I'll wash and sleep. Luminous sighed.

"If we could have an extra roasted roe deer on our menu tonight, it would be great. ”

Luminous listened and sighed again, "Monk Huiming." ”

"Hmm, what's the matter with the benefactor calling the little monk?"

"Are you really from the Shaolin Temple?"

"Wuzong Shaolin, if it is fake. ”

"Then what do I think," Nightlight glanced at him, "like you, in a place like Shaolin Temple, you can't survive three episodes at all?"

"Amitabha, the donor is too worried, and the little monk will definitely be able to live to the end. ”

PS: On Tuesday, the stupid X author drank a broken piece with his roommate, and it was already midnight when he woke up;

On Wednesday, the stupid X author didn't recover at all, he was confused, numb, and wanted to vomit all day.

On Thursday, the silly X author rolled back and updated (holding his head and squatting)

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