The eldest lady was a little shy, but she heard "as long as you pay attention to two by two." This sentence, I didn't think of anything, I was much bolder, raised a beautiful face, looked at him with a pair of incomparably clear big eyes, gritted my teeth and suddenly whispered: "Compared with you and Yan'er, who is better-looking......?"

"I sweat, I sweat wildly -- do all women in the world like to ask this kind of boring question, in the previous life, what mother, wife fell into the water at the same time, who to save first? Such a stupid question, in his opinion, is the most annoying, but also the most unsatisfactory question, but in the previous life, almost all men and women in love would ask it once, he remembered that he heard a woman ask her husband this way, and the husband looked embarrassed and said, "I can't swim!" The lady said, "Suppose you will." My husband said, "Don't you know how to swim yourself?" Of course I'll save my mother. The lady said, "Let's say I can't swim." The husband said, "You don't know how to swim, why do you take an old lady to the water?" The lady said angrily: "You are really brainless, didn't I say hypothesis?" The husband said without showing weakness: "You assume that something is not good, why do you assume that my mother fell into the water, why don't you assume that your mother fell into the water?" The lady held back her anger and said, "Then my mother and your mother fell into the water together, right?" The husband said with a painful face: "You have nothing to do if you assume that the two old ladies fell into the water? At that time, he had a big fire in his heart, and he almost didn't scold, and finally he came to the result that he basically didn't end up by saying that saving his mother was basically nothing, either breaking up or being said by his girlfriend to love his mother more than loving him, so he simply went to find his mother, and the one who said to save his wife was scolded by his girlfriend as a person who could ignore his mother, and he might give up himself at any time in the future, such a man cannot be entrusted with life! In the end, it is not to save his mother, nor is it to save his wife, and some angry people simply got the words of a sage, such as Mencius. My father died when I was a child, and it was not easy for my mother to pull me, so in order to make me grow up healthily, I moved three times, and gave me good food and clothing in order to make me productive.

Of course, my mother and my wife fell into the water to save my mother first, all evil yin is the first, and all good and filial piety are the first! I can find another one when my wife is dead, but I can't find another one when my mother dies, and if I find another one, that is my stepmother. I heard that there are few good stepmothers.

Another example, Zhuangzi. What is the joy of life, and what is the sorrow of death? It is not born in vain, but it is formless, and it is not formless.

My mother and wife are dead and they are better dead, but they have returned from the tangible state of vitality to the invisible state of vitality, what is there to be sad about? What are you doing to save them? No one will save them!" Such a tangled problem, I thought that I would never encounter it again in this life, but where did I think that the eldest lady had been tossing and turning for hundreds of years, and she still pulled out this problem, and she couldn't help but have a headache.

"Ahem, this ...... It's hard to say?" Yang Zheng smiled awkwardly and said softly.

The eldest lady lowered her head, blushed, bit her small mouth and said softly: "What's so bad about answering this, don't you have eyes, who is good-looking, can't you see clearly?"

Yang Zheng laughed and said: "The eldest lady doesn't know, this woman looks at a man, if she stares at it, it is lustful, if this man looks at a woman and doesn't let go, then it's aesthetic, didn't you see that I kept staring at you just now?"

The eldest lady laughed when she heard this, and said with a red face: "You bad person, I don't know where I heard the crooked reasoning, what kind of man looks at women is called aesthetics, I saw you just now must be staring at Yan'er, she must be better looking than me?"

Yang Zheng secretly touched a cold sweat, and said in his heart: "Sure enough, he was born as a businessman, and it's not easy to fool compared to Miss Guanyun?"

"How can I keep staring, I don't miss you?" Yang Zheng said shamelessly.

After all, the eldest lady is a daughter's family, and her face is very thin, and after hearing such shameless words, her face suddenly burned like fire, she raised her eyes, glanced at him, and said angrily: "I hate it-?"

Yang Zheng secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and was thinking about making a word to change the topic of this girl, knowing that this girl had an excellent memory, he said softly: "You, you haven't answered what others have said?"

"My day, can you answer this, the palms and backs of your hands are full of meat!" Yang Zheng screamed in his heart, and was about to play a trick to fool the past, but he saw the eldest lady's burning eyes, and somehow, he only felt that if he wanted to fool this girl on this issue, he was afraid that it would hurt her heart.

"That's it, that's it, isn't it just a reply, Lao Tzu told the truth, is it difficult to grow up like Dong Shi, and I want to praise Xi Shi can't be, even if I dare to say it, people may not dare to listen to Dong Shi?"

"Do you really want to tell the truth?" Yang Zheng deliberately glanced at the eldest lady and said softly.

The eldest lady blushed, lowered her head and didn't dare to speak, but just lightly said "um" from her nose, which was regarded as an answer.

Yang Zheng knew that he couldn't say it now, hesitated for a moment, and said: "This, this, this is my character eldest lady is the clearest, what she says has always been the most good-looking, I said who is good-looking, then it must be good-looking, if it is not good-looking, you can settle accounts with me?"

The eldest lady smiled when she heard this, and said in her heart: "This person is so unserious, if he is not good-looking, how can he settle accounts with you, could it be that he can't marry you?"

Thinking of getting married, somehow, my face, which was originally a little blushing, became more and more red, like a fire burning.

Yang Zheng looked at the eldest lady's appearance, not good-looking, and said in his heart: "It's the best look when women are shy, I still don't believe it in the past, but today it's true, a woman like the eldest lady, once she shows her magnificent face, she is so beautiful and moving?"

"It's good-looking, of course it's-?" Yang Zheng deliberately dragged out his tone.

The eldest lady's eyelids drooped, and the two floating clouds on her face were bright red like fire, not good-looking, and said softly: "Who is better-looking, me or sister Yan'er?"

This kind of headache and annoying problem is really a little difficult to handle, and all women are happy with this kind of unnutritious problem, Yang Zheng in his heart in addition to secretly scolding the founder who came up with this kind of boring problem, he had to honestly think about how to answer next, to talk about good looks, the two have their own merits, the eldest lady is "Xiu Jingyan is more beautiful than Huajiao, and Yuyan is more red than spring". Li Yan'er is "thick and far-reaching, far-reaching and true, with delicate texture and even flesh and bones." A delicate face, a soft and charming skin, in Yang Zheng's eyes can not distinguish the high, after thinking about it, I don't know how to answer, only Yang Tian snorted and said: "The eldest lady is to the point, as the saying goes, the so-called beauty should be the appearance of flowers, the sound of birds, the moon as the god, the jade as the bone, the ice and snow as the skin, the autumn water as the posture, and the poetry as the heart." The eldest lady and Sister Yan'er are like, pretty as the peach of three springs, and as pure as the chrysanthemum of nine autumns, they are two completely different women, whether it is appearance or posture, they are all first-class beauties, and there is Xi Shi in the eyes of the lover, you are all my beauty Xi Shi in my eyes, the same good-looking?"

The eldest lady waited for a while with joy, but it was such that anyone would say the answer, she couldn't help but be a little dissatisfied, glared at him fiercely, and said: "What people want to listen to is your sincere words, what do you say that is as beautiful as a peach in three springs, and a chrysanthemum in nine autumns, it is clearly perfunctory to me, I know, you men are all the same, look at where that woman is older, so-?"

Yang Zheng saw that the eldest lady was full of anger, and was secretly worried, and after listening to this inexplicable words, he was suddenly stunned, raised his face and stared at the eldest lady and said, "What is bigger, eldest lady, can you explain it more clearly?"

The eldest lady's pretty face was as red as fire, just now she was just annoyed, and she said it casually, but as soon as the words came out, she regretted it a little, such words, after all, it was not a woman like her who said it, and her face was flushed for a while, and she didn't dare to look at Yang Zheng when she lowered her head.

Yang Zheng and the love field, has never been self-taught, at first did not understand the eldest lady's words, to see the eldest lady's appearance, and then carefully reminisced about the eldest lady's words just now, immediately understood the eldest lady's words, couldn't help laughing, to say that this man likes the woman's xiong breast, there is really no explanation, according to the various studies he saw in his previous life, the final results are four, respectively, mathematician research, the arc formed when the man's hands are stretched out and the woman's xiong convex arc is extremely consistent.

According to medical scientists, the least amount of water on a man's body is on his hands, while the most water on a woman's body is on the xiong part.

According to masseur research, the best place for a woman to massage a man with her hands is the bottomed crotch under the man, and the best place for a man to massage a woman with his hands is the xiong part.

According to aestheticians, the coolest posture for a man is the moment when he is about to wave his hand in a fight, and the most beautiful posture for a woman is the moment when her breasts are slightly raised.

But in Yang Zheng's view, although there is some truth in these studies, a woman can't eat all over the world just by relying on Xiong's breasts, otherwise the ancients would not have left the phrase "big breasts and no brains", which shows that big breasts may not be the favorite of all men.

At least Yang Zheng is not so happy, staring, purely out of a man's aesthetic vision, with a chest but not looking, this is not his style of being a person.

Knowing the eldest lady's words, Yang Zheng laughed for a while, and said in his heart: "I always thought that this girl was indifferent and arrogant, thinking about the career of the Peng family, and not knowing much about men and women, but now it seems that this impression is about to change."

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