"You're just going to die in a good way!Painted heart, you are an immortal, you haven't seen a single one for tens of millions of years! You ......" I looked dizzily at the pile of Buddhist scriptures, and there was a deep scolding and scolding in my ears, he really looked like a child of Xi Ze, and even scolded me with the same words as Xi Ze.

I threw away the pen and ink and paper, and my whole body was sore. Because I wanted to take the thunder of heaven in my own sins, I was punished by the master for copying Buddhist scriptures again. Buddhist scriptures throughout the library. Write it all over again.

"For the commander, the most important thing is that the six roots are pure. You are so willful and do whatever you want, even if the Heavenly Monarch did not make that decree, you will also do nothing!"

The apprentices of the Siming Mansion must taste all the flavors of the world and go through thousands of sails, so that they can be fair and just if they have nothing in their hearts. And Yuyan and I are the exceptions - Yuyan's natural prophecy stone is destined to depend on the fate of the world, and I, who originally had no intention, naturally didn't care about the seven emotions and six desires, and did not need to go through the many tribulations.

"The heart is empty, not ruthless and desireless, I'm afraid it's to fill those that others want to get rid of!" Master, as the Emperor of the Commanding Stars, rarely gets angry, but when he stood in front of me and said this, the anger in his eyes burned me to ashes.

I smiled bitterly, when did I start to become different? I remembered that when I was a thousand leaves and blue lotus, I chatted happily with Yun Weaving, who was also a water lily; when I first entered the Siming Mansion, the master loved and the senior brother got along well, and then I had a jade face, and I played and played every day, and it was also very lively.

But now? Yun Wei went to the Western Heaven Buddha Realm alone, I couldn't find her, and when I missed her, I only had the little lotus seed she left for me; Yuyan hated me so much that she had to kill me; Ling Weiyang was entangled with me every day, just because of the empty aura on my body; I was no longer as happy as I used to be in the Si Ming Mansion, and I was about to be punished by the Master at every turn, although I knew that he loved me and protected me......

"Painted heart, you don't want this. The scolding suddenly turned smaller, and now I even spoke carefully, and I looked at him a little stunned, not knowing where he came from.

"Painted heart, you're crying. This time, I slowly noticed that my face was cold and damp, and I wiped my face haphazardly, and the tears on my face were wiped away, but what about my empty heart? How could I feel that it was full of bitter tears? At this moment, I seemed to realize the sad meaning of the "passage of time" that the mortal world said.

"Hook Shen, you still don't want to transform into a shape, now you are just a wonderful sound bird, free and unrestrained, waiting for you to transform into a human body, I don't know how much trouble it will have. I muttered, "I'd rather I'm just that Chiba Lotus now." ”

"You're so boring. Hook Shen couldn't understand what I was saying, and flapped his wings, "I'm still waiting to cook for the god of war." ”

"Poof-" I was amused by the hook, he treated Xi Ze only for his good.

"Your god of war is going to marry in the future, you cook for him every day, what should his daughter-in-law do?" I couldn't help but tease him, but the bird rolled its eyes and said with a big grin: "The god of war won't marry! He has been a bachelor for hundreds of thousands of years, where can a goddess be worthy of him?"

…… The first time I heard that a single person is hundreds of thousands of years old because no one deserves it.

"That's right, such an old fairy, probably no young and beautiful fairy takes a fancy to him. I couldn't help laughing, pretending to be very serious, and said in my heart who married him, and looked at his face every day in the mirror.

"The god of war is not uncommon, what a young and beautiful fairy!" Hook Shen has been following me for a long time, and he can even recognize that I am deliberately teasing him, but he just muttered against my words, but he didn't move, which shows that following me is conducive to the cultivation of his mind.

I was regretting that I had lost a lot of fun, but Hook Shen actually waved his wings and pointed at me: "Painted heart, you are not as good-looking as the God of War, I'm afraid you have to fight at least a few million years old, right?"

I rolled up my sleeves and gently hugged him and said, "Isn't there a little hook to sink you? I think you're a good fit." ”

"You, you...... You're a hooligan!" I smugly watched as Hook Shen jerked out of my arms, and the room was all over the room trying to argue with me. However, probably no immortal has ever taught him the truth that if someone plays hooligan on you, you must be more hooligan to him, so he stammered for a long time and only held back such a sentence, and it was not too monotonous to say it over and over again.

"Thank you for reminding me. This matter is so decided, I will go out tomorrow, and I will propose to your god of war. "I was hunched on the table with my chin propped up.

"You, you, you, you ......" Hook Shen really believed my casual words, but now he can't transform into a human act, otherwise he will have a pitiful look with a red face now, "The God of War will not agree!"

"You see if he'll agree. "I felt more and more fun, so I took a pen and continued to copy the Buddhist scriptures, which was very good.

As a result, as a result, Hook Shen cried "wow-".

I almost broke the pen, and saw the tears gurgling out of his dark and bright little eyes, and the feathers under his eyes were wet into locks in a blink of an eye, as if I had really taken advantage of him.

I hurriedly threw the pen in my hand and hurriedly hugged him to comfort him, but he thought I was really going to take advantage of him, and slapped my wings on the ground and made me dizzy, and my nose was warm, and when I reached out and touched it, my nosebleeds flowed out.

"Oh, hook Shen, you're enough!" I pulled up my sleeve and took a nosebleed, oops, I'm being punished for copying Buddhist scriptures, but I have no food to eat, and I don't know when I can make up for the blood that came out of a wing of Hook Shen.

"Woo, woo, you rascal!" Hook Shen cried so hard that he burst into tears, which made me instantly head two big: "Isn't it okay if I don't marry you?" ”

Hook Shen looked at me with tears in his eyes: "Really?"

I nodded like garlic, but he looked at me and continued to cry: "Woo, you were bullying me, and I was afraid that Xingjun would see ......"

My mother, I will never tease this little ancestor again.

Half an hour later.

"Don't cry, okay......" I watched him cry louder and louder, and the more I coaxed him, the more energetic he became.

"Woo, you bullied me and didn't let me cry......" Seeing that this kid was crying and began to hiccup, I really had nothing to do, I had been telling jokes for a long time, and his eyes seemed to be flooding, surging and surging!

"Little Ancestor, what are you going to do!" I grabbed my hair, like a female ghost, and I was also very tormented! I regret it very much now, I shouldn't have messed with this little ancestor for a while, I am guilty!

"You swear you don't ......," the bird squirmed before it spoke, "don't marry me." ”

"Swear and swear!"

"You swear that the god of war will not marry. ”

"Swear, swear!" said this so quickly that I almost bit my tongue, what does it matter to me whether your god of war marries or not?

"Wait a minute......" Before I finished speaking, Hook Shen said with tears in his eyes: "You lied to me again!"

I...... I knocked out my teeth and swallowed blood, and said with difficulty, "Okay, okay!"

"You can't bully me in the future. ”

"Okay, okay!" I haven't bullied you either, but it wasn't you who chased me and scolded me. Well, except this time.

"When I get out of my human form, you won't be able to cook for the God of War!"

I rolled my eyes, your obsession with cooking is really deep, sister, I don't want to be a cook!

"You still want to ......" Seeing that the bird was endless, I immediately scolded: "That's all!"

"Woo woo...... "As soon as I heard this voice, I immediately froze, and said weakly: "You go on." ”

……

I crossed my fingers and counted whether this was the 249th or 250th condition put forward by the bird? Yes, two hundred and five, proper two hundred and five, did not run away! When I was indignant, the laughter outside the door could not be stopped.

The gushing hook finally stopped, and he happily threw himself towards the door, and then Fei shouted at the top of his voice: "God of War! Xingjun!" As a result, he was overly excited, and hit his head on the door frame, and fell down with a "plop".

Retribution, retribution, what retribution! I have been tortured by this kid for so long, and finally I was able to let out a bad breath, but on the surface I still had to pretend to be distressed, and I picked him up from the ground in a hurry, grabbed his bird neck and shook it fiercely: "Hook Shen, Hook Shen, you have to wake up! Don't fall stupid!"

"Alright, alright. The master touched the hook Shen with a cold face, and the stunned bird immediately opened his eyes, and when he saw the master, he whispered with tears in his eyes: "Xingjun." ”

The master stretched out his hand and took the hook Shen in his arms, and said warmly: "The hook Shen has done a good job. ”

I watched this magical conversation in amazement, and turned my gaze to Xi Ze, who was already smiling on the sidelines, and suddenly understood why this "little master" on weekdays suddenly became Miss Jiaojiao.

"Huixin, if you are ordered in the future, how can you be good if you have no principles at all?" Master's eyes were disappointed, I lowered my head, this topic was given to me by the unreliable immortal of Xi Ze.

"Xi Ze ordered you to cook in the Empty Mountain to hone your will, take you to the Western Heaven Buddha Realm to cultivate your state of mind, and let you go to the Buddha of Jiaye to listen to the sermon and ask you to learn to resist external pressure. Master's voice has always been flat, but now it carries a hint of sadness, "It's useless to work so hard for the master and Xi Ze God of War. ”

"Today is just a little bit of a trial for you, and after a few tears, you have accepted so many conditions. If you are in charge of people's lives in the future, will you also make such a mess?"

I was silent, I never thought that Xi Ze took me to do so many things for me.

"Because you are born with a special constitution, you don't have to experience any of the world's flavors," the master sighed, "It is wrong to be a teacher." ”

This book is derived from reading books