5, The Legend of the Old Man (2)

Under the "wise leadership" of the old man, it will be in vain, that is, after drinking too much, he will lead a group of people to beat anyone who is unhappy.

The first to suffer was one of the thirteen clans of vampires, the Nofila clan.

Unlike the handsome women of other vampire clans, this clan is a race and an ugly, and it is dark to drill there, such as the cemetery, the sewer, the women's toilet, uh, the last one doesn't count.

One day, the old man drank too much again, and was staggering along the road, when suddenly a vampire of the Nophile clan came out of the sewer. When the vampire saw the "notorious" old man at that time, he was so frightened that he ran away.

He didn't dare to turn back, so he thought about running away, so what he didn't see was that the old man saw such an ugly thing suddenly appear, and he was so frightened that he sat on the ground.

The next day, the old man was angry and led a group of people to level the station of the Nofil clan, on the grounds that "you are so ugly." ”

Then the vampires began to be unlucky, and the reasons for being swept away were one by one, including "You can pretend to be forced more than me, I can't bear it" and "You bourgeoisie, accept the hammer judgment of the proletariat!", and the knights and bishops who followed the old man had the idea of "not knowing what to do", and the old man would follow wherever he pointed, and he didn't use his brain to think about what it was for.

And the Pope, who is deaf to what is going on outside the window, and only reads the little yellow book - let him go, there is no harm anyway!

A good religious organization has degenerated into a naked gangster gang in this way, and it is almost necessary to replace the brand of the Holy See with "Causeway Bay Handle".

In less than half a year, two of the thirteen good clans were gone, and seven were left. The rest of the clans shuddered, they didn't pull down their faces to form an alliance when the thirteen clans were complete, and now they are even more out of line, they can't beat it!

Hao Lai said that the rest of the clans were relatively not so extreme, because the extreme ones had already knelt down. So they decided to surrender and resolutely obey the leadership of the Holy See, and all of them switched to vegetarian diets, that is, drank only the blood of animals.

On the werewolf side, he was greatly injured without the wolf emperor, and seeing that the current Holy See is such a hooligan, after the vampires voted, they also happily followed.

As for the extremists who want to take revenge? If you want to go, we don't want to follow the wolf emperor and sing a chrysanthemum song.

The current Holy See is not as extreme as it was in the Middle Ages, and when I saw heterosexuality, I mean demons and monsters, I had to burn them to death, so I gladly accepted it, at the cost of these dark races must be reformed through labor, sweeping the streets, watering flowers and pulling weeds, and lifting up the fallen old man.

After a few decades, the old man wants to retire, just like every gangster has the day when he wants to wash his hands of gold.

The old man retired from the presiding judge despite the Pope's retention, and was bent on returning home.

Seeing that the old man was resolute, a group of people from the Holy See, werewolves and vampires cried and shouted to follow, all of which were die-hard brains when the old man led a group of people to play hooligans and grab the territory.

So this group of people broke away from the organization one after another and followed the old man back to China. The major leaders and patriarchs of these dark races didn't stop anything, some of them were powerless, and others, to be honest, if they couldn't let go of their stall, they also packed up and followed.

As for the Pope, the little abacus in his heart is even more crackling.

First of all, the old enemies of the past have now become junior brothers, and there is no need to fight; second, if the Holy See really encounters any major calamity, will the old man come back to help? And it is estimated that he will be able to bring back a lot of foreign aid.

Thinking of this, the Pope announced to the public that no matter what the future holds, whether the old man admits it or not, he will always be the unique Grand Inquisitor of the Holy See. As for the question of national borders, this is not a problem for the Holy See, which theoretically belongs to the whole world.

After the old man returned to the United States with a large group of people, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs was stunned: In recent years, there have been a lot of Chinese immigrants to foreign countries, and I have never seen these old blond and blue-eyed foreigners running to China together.

During those months, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the National Security Agency were busy on all fours: after all, so many people were blond and blue-eyed to prevent foreign espionage from infiltrating.

But if you stare at it, people still do other people's business. After all, they are not ordinary people, and the talents of these people are indeed good.

Within two months, everyone had an authentic Beijing film, as if they had lived under this Sijiu City for more than ten years.

But after all, they came to a strange country, and they were unfamiliar with the place, and these people didn't care about the original grievances, they all hugged together, and they developed in various fields, and slowly formed a large force headed by the old man.

Some of these people went to business - not to mention, they really deserve to have lived for hundreds of years, and all of them are human spirits; some went to politics - such as the uncles and aunts of major neighborhood committees; and some entered the entertainment industry - they became popular in two months, after all, there are still relatively few crooked actors, and because of race, their appearance is there. Although the werewolf is ugly, he can't stand the wild body, and he doesn't need makeup to play a hooligan bandit.

It was also during this period that the old man adopted the night light in the orphanage.

After a while, these people have adapted to the same, except for the difference in appearance, there is no difference from the average Chinese in other aspects: the older ones wear a white hurdle vest on the upper body and a big pants on the lower body, and shake a pu fan to go out to find someone to play chess or poker;

The most important thing is that foreign people of all ethnic groups who have seen the eighteen kinds of Chinese cuisine have said that they have lived to dogs in the past, and this is the real good life.

There have been a lot of historical issues before, let's take a look back at modern times and talk about the old man's election as principal.

To be honest, building a school is really a hassle, from site selection to transportation to environmental construction, these are all problems.

If nothing else, let's talk about the environment in detail: first of all, the blue sky and white clouds must be guaranteed. Originally, the pressure on students and teachers was not small, and then every day when I looked up, I saw a large area of haze, and this day could not be passed? This belongs to the natural environment; secondly, the canteen should have a complete range of kinds, and everyone in the north and south of the world has different natural tastes, for example, if the tofu brain is only salty and not sweet, then it must not be fought? This belongs to the humanistic environment.

Here's another example: love has always been a beautiful topic in human history -- that is, if you don't have a little forest that you can date, will the big guys be happy?

Although it is difficult to raise a tall building from the ground, but since he was selected as the principal, the old man seems to have a second spring, and he feels that he is full of energy.

The day after the meeting, the old man took a group of people out of nowhere to catch a few tomb robbers who were said to have been the captain of the golden school, and searched for dragon points and points all over the world to find feng shui.

Before that, the old man didn't forget to call the night glow, ready to show off.

But the problem is that at this time, Luminous himself is already on the Arks Continent, and he is humming and climbing towards the castle, so this phone call naturally can't get through.

There was no reply to a few phone calls, and the old man didn't want to do it anymore, "Anyway, this kid can't die" The old man thought to himself.