Chapter 291: Brainwashing Begins [Second Update, Ask for Subscription]

Two days later, those high-quality popular science advertorials have spread on the Internet.

However, there has been no significant increase in sales of brain gold.

This scene made the hearts of the people of the Brain Black Gold Company even colder.

I feel that the brain black gold is completely finished this time!

On the same day, at eleven o'clock in the morning, it was the first wave of advertising bombardment.

Everyone at Brain Black Gold is watching the effect of this first shot.

Even Wu Yuanren, who had been drunk and dreaming of death, forcibly flushed his head with cold water to calm himself down and start paying attention to the advertisement.

TV commercials began.

Suddenly appeared on the screen, two shapes that were familiar to the earthlings.

An old man and an old lady, these are all designed by Lu Xiaobu personally and let the professionals design them little by little.

It has almost the same effect as the "brain platinum" TV commercial in his world.

As soon as they appeared, the two animated characters of the old man and the old lady jumped up.

"I won't accept gifts for the holidays this year!"

"Don't accept gifts, don't receive gifts! Don't accept gifts, don't accept gifts!"

"If you receive gifts, you will receive brain gold! Brain ...... Black...... Kim!"

The 15-second ad is over!

After reading it, everyone from the brain-black gold company let out an exclamation - sure enough, it was still a brain-dead advertisement!

Wu Yuanren even opened a bottle of Erguotou again, and his eyes couldn't help but moisten!

A cool song for yourself.

However, they felt that it was their business to be cool, and the plan arranged by Liang Lan still had to continue.

This is just the beginning.

With an advertising investment of 300 million, the bombardment of brain-dead advertising began.

For a while, whether it is TV, forums, Weibo, video websites, newspapers, first-tier cities, second-tier cities, third-tier cities or even county-level cities, this brain-dead advertisement has appeared everywhere.

Everyone was confused.

It's as if the world has become unrecognizable in a day's time.

Everywhere they entered, they were all those two blind old men and old women, and their ears were full of the incomparably magical lyrics.

Thereupon!

Netizens exploded!

"Damn, what a chicken brain-dead advertisement!

"Poof! What the hell!"

"I feel blind!"

"What kind of brain-dead advertisement is this!"

"I think it's brainless gold!"

"What I said upstairs is not right, what people said is brain black gold, and I black my own brain black gold!"

"Video sites are all brain-gold advertisements now! I'm about to be brainwashed! How can there be such garbage ads!"

"What kind of company is this brain-dead advertising, I'm going to scold them!"

Soon, someone broke the news.

"This is an advertising plan by Lu Xiaobu, and the others are just cooperating, all of which is done by Lu Xiaobu. ”

Hearing Lu Xiaobu's name, I don't know why, the scolding on the Internet was suddenly stunned.

"Uh...... It's Master Xiaobu! That seems like I kind of understand!"

"I also understand, it's really the urine of Young Master Xiaobu!"

"I feel that I probably guessed Lu Xiaobu's thoughts, and he deliberately let us be bombed!"

“......”

There are even people who have skinned them.

"This year, we don't accept gifts during the holidays, but we will receive gifts...... Pick up!"

"Just take the black gold in the brain, hey, bazaar black!"

"Mom sells batches, I actually sang it! I've really been brainwashed!"

"It's so magical!"

......

However, this is only a small part, and more is still scolding, overwhelming scolding.

"The brain-dead advertisement of the loser, does not accept refutation, does not accept explanation!"

"Bad pen advertisement, bad pen Lu Xiaobu, don't explain!"

"Lu Xiaobu has been black all his life, especially this brainless gold, Lao Tzu didn't buy it even if he was killed. ”

“......”

Looking at this scolding, the people of the Brain Black Gold Company showed a look that was really like this.

They said to Liang Lan in pain.

"Mr. Liang, why don't we change the advertisement!"

"yes, really, don't ask for this advertisement, I think if we continue like this, we will be beaten!"

"Mr. Liang, you talk to Master Xiaobu. ”

“......”

"Do your job, it's not something you have to think about. ”

Liang Lan scolded: "Increase advertising efforts again, and invest 100 million again!"

Others are not optimistic, but she is very optimistic.

See, there are people who can sing it now.

After a while, she promised that many people would never forget each other and never forget those two old men and old women, the magical dancing and singing!

......

At the same time, Wu Yuanren finally couldn't help it, and hurriedly found Lu Xiaobu who was eating: "Xiaobu, your Uncle Wu has never begged anyone in his life, I'm afraid, can I take it?" I beg you today, let's change the advertisement!"

"No, I don't change. ”

Lu Xiaobu said categorically.

"Do you really want to see your Uncle Wu begging on the street?" Wu Yuanren said angrily.

"If this is your interest, I don't mind, but if you want to say that you are so poor that you beg on the street, that's not realistic, and you can consider taking a bath with money. "The old god Lu Xiaobu is here.

"Xiaobu, really don't change?!" Wu Yuanren said angrily.

"Really don't change. Lu Xiaobu was extremely sure: "And the sales will definitely explode!"

Do you know how my peers scolded me for being bad?" Wu Yuanren exploded angrily: "If this can still explode sales, I ...... I'm going to screw my head off!"

"Forehead ......" Lu Xiaobu was stunned, then looked at Wu Yuanren's head, and pondered: "There seems to be no place to put your head in my house, and it is not good-looking, or Uncle Wu, you will shave your head, and it is estimated that you can also be a light bulb." ”

"Poof!"

Wu Yuanren was so angry that he almost took a mouthful of old blood for three kilometers!

I've said it all, you still have so much confidence?!

Okay, I just got on with you today!

We'll see!

Isn't it just a company?

I don't want it, okay!?

Wu Qianmin stomped her feet angrily on the side: "Xiaobu, you can't let my dad order." ”

"That's your dad, not my dad. Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes.

"Hmph, just like this, you want me to be your father, and there is no way!" Wu Yuanren snorted coldly, there was something in his words!

"Uh......" Lu Xiaobu was stunned.

This Uncle Wu is also skinny!

While chatting here, Lu Xiaobu's phone rang.

"Hey, Dad, what's wrong?" Lu Xiaobu picked up the phone.

"What's wrong? What else can you do? Did you do that advertisement in Uncle Wu's company?" said Father Lu.

"That's right!" Lu Xiaobu nodded.

"Xiaobu, let me tell you! You can fool around with others, but you Uncle Wu here, you have to pay attention to the size!"

Father Lu persuaded loudly: "Your Uncle Wu has helped us a lot, if you make your Uncle Wu angry, give Huo Huo, and finally cause Qian Min to not be able to enter our house." Be careful, I'll go home and spank your ass!"

"Don't worry, I will never be able to enter your house!" Uncle Wu shouted angrily: "You have made me like this, your family is still worried about my daughter, do you want to be ashamed?"

"Uh...... Lao Wu is here. Father Lu was suddenly extremely embarrassed, this thing was done.

"Don't worry, Dad, I know in my heart, he has to send Simin to our house!"

Lu Xiaobu said with great certainty.

"You want to be beautiful!" Wu Yuanren choked angrily.

What's the matter, your family is eating some of our family!?

Lu Xiaobu ignored him and continued to eat.

Yes, even my father, who has always spoiled him, doesn't believe that this brain-dead advertisement will be effective!

This is also something that normal people would not believe.

However, the truth will definitely make everyone fall out of their mouths!

ps: There are a few singing out, stand up, I'll see!

I don't accept gifts for the New Year this year, only brain black gold is accepted, hey, Bazaar black!

(End of chapter)