Chapter 001: Birthday Banquet

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People are not plants and trees, and some memories are destined to be unforgettable. The pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info is like the soul in Zhang Wuxian's body, which is the best example. Although he traveled to Daqi and attached himself to Zhang Wuxian's body, he was still able to maintain the memory of his previous life. However, the memory of his previous life was not good for Zhang Wuxian. If given a choice, he would rather forget it forever.

Zhang Wuxian came to this world without any special feelings, everything was too sudden. If anything, it's his belly.

He remembered very well how he crossed over, that is, he was just doing psychological counseling for a person named Qiu Ningyu, and he needed to carry out retrospective hypnosis, but he didn't expect to urge himself to this century.

The wonderful thing is that in his last life, his name was Zhang Youxi. After crossing over to Daqi, the name became strangely Zhang Wuxian.

This is not the most bizarre, in his spare time, Zhang Wuxian likes to watch martial arts TV series and read martial arts novels, and he dreams that one day he can become a big hero like Yang Guo and Qiao Feng. In the eyes of others, he may have a problem with his brain. Not really.

Zhang Wuxian touched his stomach, very annoyed. I thought to myself, this guy who possessed himself hasn't eaten for a few days? He can't wait to have a full banquet. He was sure he could eat three chickens.

Zhang Wuxian held his stomach and got out of bed. Ready to go out and find something to eat. As soon as he opened the door, he saw a fat man with a big belly standing in front of him, and said with a smile on his face: "Young master, you can be regarded as coming out." If you don't come out again, my lord will fire me. ”

From a psychological point of view, Zhang Wuxian could see that Liu Dashan had been dissatisfied with him for a long time, and it seemed that he had to find a way to tame this guy, Zhang Wushu secretly made up his mind in his heart.

The fat man Liu Dashan is the exclusive family that Zhang Buqian found for Zhang Wuxian, and he has been ordered to take care of Zhang Wuxian since he was a child, and he has been 17 years.

Zhang Wuxian saw the fat man calling himself young master, and thought to himself that he might be the son of a foreign family, or the only son of an official's family. It is impossible for his father to exceed the fourth-rank official at most. But that's enough. If you want to suffer a lot in your previous life, you can be a second-generation official in this life, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, why not be happy?

Zhang Wuxian glanced at Liu Dashan, and when he saw that the guy was courteous, he thought that he should be obedient to himself, and he didn't dare to offend himself. Zhang Wuxian coughed and said, "What if you are fired?"

Liu Dashan was also shocked when he saw that the young master was able to reply to what he said normally, and said in surprise: "Young master, are you okay? Haven't you been demented for 17 years before?"

Zhang Wuxian just wanted to reply that there was something I could do, but after thinking about it carefully, what this Ding meant when he said this was that he should have been a fool before. It seems that I still haven't fully entered the role, and it will take a while to get used to it. Zhang Wuxian said impatiently: "What can I do? Go buy me some takeout." I'm starving to death Young Master Ben. ”

When Liu Dashan heard the new word "takeaway", he was puzzled. In Liu Dashan's opinion, this young master's foolish illness is not yet cured. But he couldn't show anything, so he had to frown and ask, "Young Master, what is the takeaway?"

Zhang Wuxian thought that it was understandable that Liu Dashan couldn't understand what he was saying, so he had to say helplessly: "Prepare the horse, this young master is going to have a big dinner!"

Liu Dashan said: "No, young master." The master said that you must greet him every time you come out, otherwise what if you lose it?"

Zhang Wuxian endured the anger in his heart, he was dying of hunger, how could he just meet such a long-winded minion. And he even said that he would lose it, doesn't this clearly scold himself. It's okay, I'll visit my father first to see who my father is, which also has a number of things I can cause outside in the future.

Zhang Wuxian swore that if he had met his father, Liu Dashan would still be verbose. You must make this dog minion always make himself powerful.

Zhang Wuxian retreated after just a few steps, and shouted at Liu Dashan: "Lead the way!"

Liu Dashan ran in front of Zhang Wuxian, muttering something in his mouth.

Judging from his appearance alone, Zhang Wuxian didn't expect that the courtyard of his house would be so big, and he walked for about half an hour to reach the lobby. Far away, Zhang Wuxian could see an old man sitting on top of the main hall.

Zhang Wuxian knew that the old man was his new father.

Liu Dashan just wanted to go in to report, but Zhang Wushu stopped him. He bent his body slightly as he walked, and when he arrived at the main hall, he bowed deeply to the old man, and said in a loud voice: "Son Zhang Wuxian visited his father, and wished his father happiness like the East China Sea and longevity than Nanshan." The sunlight hit Zhang Buqian deeply through the window, reflecting Zhang Buqian's maturity.

Zhang Buqian has been weathered, deep wrinkles have appeared on his forehead, and Gu Jingwubo's eyes will not blink even if he sees the cruel reality. There is nothing in the world that can make his heart fluctuate.

But Rao is like this, Zhang Buqian was also shocked by his son's sudden change of normality, and after a period of time, Zhang Buqian came to his senses, swallowed his saliva, and said: "No injury, no need to be polite, sit down quickly!"

Although Zhang Buqian's expression on his face remained unchanged, he was already happy in his heart.

At this time, Liu Dashan walked in, saluted Zhang Buqian, and said: "Master, the young master has not entered for two consecutive days, and I beg the master to allow me to accompany the young master to the Drunken Immortal Tower." ”

Zhang Buqian said: "That's for sure, it's a great joy for my son to return to normal." Dashan, go, you go and inform the owner of the Drunken Immortal Building, you don't need to let him pick up any more guests today. I want to charter the drunken immortal building and feast the princes and ministers. Tonight, rejoice for my son!"

On the way back to the room, he specially asked Liu Dashan: "Dashan, do you think those princes and ministers will give my father face?"

Liu Dashan said: "Young master, of course. The old man is a scholar of the palace and the court, and the official worships the first product. In the DPRK and China, it can be said that there is a hundred responses. Don't talk about the princes and ministers, even if it's the emperor, he has to give the lord this face!"

One person has ascended to heaven, and even Liu Dashan was full of confidence when he said this.

Zhang Wuxian secretly pondered, in his own opinion, his father would not survive more than Cong Sipin, but now it seems that his new father is so powerful and powerful, as his only son. Zhang Wuxian felt that he was extremely useful.

It seems that God is really good to himself, so that he can be a real second generation of officials in this life, and he will be prosperous and rich vertically. In his own opinion, the palace scholar is equivalent to the modern political and governance bureau ~ Standing Committee, with huge power. Thinking of this, Zhang Wuxian almost laughed out loud with joy.

Zhang Wuxian patted Liu Dashan on the back of the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Let's go, Young Master Ben will take you to the Drunken Immortal Tower to explore the way first." ”

Liu Dashan said with a confused face: "Young master, then I'll go and prepare the horse first." ”

"No, let's go directly, just enough for me to appreciate the scenery of Qidu. ”

"Diben?" Liu Dashan muttered innocently.

"Just walk over there!"

The life of Qidu can be described as a country and a peaceful country, and the scenery is also magnificent and beautiful. Along the way, Zhang Wuxian kept asking Liu Dashan about current affairs, if you want to live well in the new world, you must master the basic information of the world you are in, after all, you joined this world without any preparation.

Under Liu Dashan's explanation, Zhang Wuxian learned that it was now the twenty-third year of Daqi Jing'an, and Jing'an Emperor Qile was in power. As for this drunken immortal building, it is the largest restaurant in Daqi. Behind it is the emperor's brother Yongle Wang injected capital.

The two talked and laughed, and soon arrived at the Drunken Immortal Tower.

As soon as they arrived at the door, the two were stopped by the guards guarding the door and said, "Today, the entire restaurant has been wrapped up by our university scholar Zhang Buqian Zhang, and we will not accept customers!"

Before Zhang Wuxian could say anything, Liu Dashan, who was beside him, couldn't suppress the anger in his heart and scolded: "Blind your dog eyes, do you know that my young master is the only son of a scholar of the Imperial Palace!."

Those two guards, you look at me, I look at you, I couldn't help laughing, and said: "He's something, he doesn't pee like him, just the cold he wears, and he dares to pretend to be the only son of a scholar, I think you are impatient!"

Zhang Wuxian was just about to take out a token that could prove his identity, when he heard the guard say another entry condition.

The guard said with a sneer: "Boy, I don't think it's completely impossible for the two of you to really want to come to the Drunken Immortal Tower. Today, I will reveal a secret to you, master, if you can match the pair of our Drunken Immortal Building, then you can enter as much as you want. How?"

Zhang Wu is sad and wants to see what tricks you can play as a mere gatekeeper. He also laughed. Okay: "Young Master Ben is not talented, he has studied pairs since he was a child, let's talk about it, what is your pair of drunken immortal buildings?"

Liu Dashan looked at his young master helplessly, thinking to himself, young master, you have made me miserable. For Liu Dashan, Zhang Wuxian has been demented for seventeen years, and in these seventeen years, he has not touched the Four Books and Five Classics except for sleeping. How can it be right? It seems that this time it is a shame to lose people!

The guard smiled and said: "If you like to call yourself a young master, call yourself a young master, listen up, the first sentence of our pair is: "Duxiu is pointy, and it is square and hexagonal!" ”

Zhang Wuxian turned his wit, stretched out his two hands, and said with a smile: "Two fists arch, five fingers, two long and three short." How is it?" When Zhang Wuxian agreed to the pair, there were already a lot of people around.

Everyone was full of praise for Zhang Wuxian's pair, although it was laughter, but there were also neat and natural people who said it right.

The guard suddenly blushed and said angrily: "Bold, our pair is from the first emperor, including two pairs, why should you mess with it here?"

When Zhang Wuxian heard this, he was also unhappy in his heart, and said: "The pair is only the right neat and natural, and it can be reasonable, who said that it must be the same as the original pair?"

The guard looked at the people around him, became angry, and said, "Okay, this doesn't count. I also have a pair here, the upper pair is 'a person who was a monk and became a Buddha'"

Zhang Wuxian was overjoyed when he heard this, isn't this the pair of Su Xiaomei in the Song Dynasty?

Zhang Wuxian said loudly: "A woman is a servant girl and a slave!"

The guards were shocked when they heard this, and Zhang Wuxian actually said it word for word. However, even if Zhang Wushu said everything correctly, it would be impossible for the guards to let him in, otherwise he would not be able to say anything about his face. The guard looked up to the sky and smiled: "Bullshit, what are you right about?"

Everyone didn't know that there was also a shopkeeper in the crowd watching the whole process, after all, for thousands of years, few people would choose to enter the restaurant in pairs.

The shopkeeper really couldn't look past it, so he squeezed out of the crowd, pointed at Zhang Wuxian, and said to the guard: "This son's first pair is wonderful and interesting, and the second pair is unmistakable." Why do you say that he is wrong? Could it be that he wants to break the rules set by his ancestors? Or let others say that I am a drunken immortal building?

The shopkeeper's eyes widened angrily, and he could see that the shopkeeper was a good person. The guard immediately explained: "The shopkeeper is mainly because he is pretending to be the only son of a scholar Zhang, and I am afraid that he will not be good for this banquet of scholars!"

Zhang Wuxian wanted to laugh while listening, thinking that you really hit the muzzle of the gun today.

The shopkeeper turned to Zhang Wushu and said, "This son, what our guards said is true?"

Zhang Wuxian looked at the guard and smiled: "Back to the shopkeeper, what the guard said is just the opposite, I am my father's son, and it is impossible for me to disturb my own banquet." ”

After that, Zhang Wuxian took out a token that could prove his identity, and the shopkeeper looked at it and said, "But there is no doubt about Zhang Gongzi, please enter the restaurant as soon as possible, we have already prepared wine and food." ”

The people around the onlookers cheered when they saw that Zhang Wushu was not only able to match the couplet, but also the only son of a dignified scholar. One of them said: "Zhang Gongzi is different from those gentlemen, he is a person with true knowledge, and this person will have a bright future in the future!"

When the guard heard that Zhang Wushu was really the only son of a scholar, he immediately knelt on the ground, kept kowtowing and begging for mercy: "Zhang Gongzi, the two of us have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, and please don't know the villain, the prime minister can support the boat in his belly, don't worry about the two of me." ”

Zhang Wuxian said lazily: "Dashan, what do you say is the most appropriate way to deal with it?"

Liu Dashan looked at the guard and said, "Childe, this kind of person was ashamed of you just now, you should take him back to the Bachelor's Mansion and beat him up!"

Zhang Wushu said: "Just look for what you say, the shopkeeper, and please send someone to send this guy to my house." In fact, this sentence was deliberately said to the shopkeeper.

After hearing this, the shopkeeper also begged bitterly: "Zhang Gongzi, those who don't know are not guilty, please look at the thin noodles of the old decay chapter, let the two of them go, they are also up and down." ”

After hearing this, Zhang Wuxian said impatiently: "Whatever you do!" Zhang Wuxian said this, in fact, he had already given face to the shopkeeper, after all, he had to be forgiving and forgiving, and besides, people really didn't know their identity. The police also have to show their police ID cards when arresting criminals.

Zhang Wuxian just wanted to go in, but suddenly there was a person wearing a cloak and a hat. The man with his face covered took advantage of the fact that everyone was not paying attention, and entered the Drunken Immortal Building from the second floor.

Liu Dashan's mouth opened very wide, and he obviously hadn't reacted yet.

It was too late and that was too fast, and almost at the same time, all the guys in the Drunken Immortal Building went to find the mysterious person. After all, today is the banquet of Scholar Zhang, if something goes wrong, I am afraid that the golden sign of the Drunken Immortal Building will have to fall down a few bits.

Soon, this incident alarmed the Jingzhao Mansion, and the Jingzhao Mansion Mansion Yin sent the Divine Arrest Shangguan Jin to investigate the matter. Far away, Zhang Wuxian saw Shangguan Jin on horseback. Originally, I heard Liu Dashan introduce Shangguan Jin, and I thought it was a man, but I didn't expect that the well-known Shangguan Zhutou turned out to be a yellow flower girl like a hibiscus out of the water. This made Zhang Wuxian forget about hunger and go to talk first.

"Shangguan has long been known for his beautiful appearance and heroic posture. When I saw it today, it was really like this, it was really 'one look at the city, and then the country'"

Liu Dashan looked at his young master in confusion, he didn't know why his young master was so literate. It was absolutely impossible for him to know that Zhang Wuxian was proficient in ancient poetry when he was in high school, and he memorized Tang and Song poems backwards. Now it's okay to come up with two sentences to please girls.

Shangguan Jin said expressionlessly: "Flamboyant tongue, either treacherous or thief." If there is nothing to do, don't affect me to arrest the court violators. Once the military plane is delayed, I will make you look good. ”

Before Zhang Wuxian could say anything, Shangguan Jin drove the horse, and the red horse snorted and rushed directly towards Zhang Wuxian. Seeing this, Zhang Wuxian hurriedly dodged.

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