Chapter 8: The Three Brothers in Tribulation
B middle school is a junior high school and a specific branch of the school, in comparison, the junior high school is much more than the high school people, are B town local students, B town is originally a large population town, so there are many students, each level has 12 classes, the high school is relatively less, students are recruited from the whole county's various towns, and in addition to Lin Hai, they have a few small towns without high schools, other towns have set up high schools, of course, they are all professional high schools, mainly to learn a major, and the current technical school is almost the same, but it is also possible to participate in the college entrance examination, do not participate in the seems to be recommended to work in some companies, to put it mildly, it is a part-time job。 Therefore, there are relatively few students, with only four classes per level and less than 50 students per class. There are less than a thousand students in the entire high school.
Lin Hai came to report in the morning, Principal Wu had already registered for him and paid the tuition, Lin Hai is now trying to find his own dormitory, Principal Wu originally wanted Lin Hai to live in his place, his daughter is in the second year of high school in the county key high school, rarely comes back, I heard Uncle Ye say that Principal Wu has her own house in the county, his daughter generally lives in the county with her mother, here is just a few days of summer and winter vacation, but Lin Hai still refused, he thinks that he has to live in the school to study, and that experience and process is the most important thing in the school career. Principal Wu didn't say much, just asked him to eat at his place one day every week, saying that Uncle Ye gave it, it seems that Uncle Ye is still very concerned about his body, Lin Hai felt for a while.
When Lin Hai found his dormitory, he was almost startled by a loud yell.
"Haizai, buddy, wahahaha, you're here too," the man came with a fat body, looking like a rolling ball from a distance. Lin Hai hurriedly jumped on the empty bed board and shouted.
"Round ball, you leather goods stop me"
"Grass, there are no artistic cells, I just want to slow down the camera and have a reunion hug with you, I don't cooperate at all", Yuanqiu stopped his steps and stood in front of Lin Hai like a hill.
"Damn, you dead fat man, why did you get fat again after a summer vacation," Lin Hai stared at the hill in front of him, a chill, this guy could still see an inch of his neck before the summer vacation, and now he has buried even that inch, and the whole thing is like a super-sized tumbler.
"Hehe, what's the way, my body is long even if I drink water, so what's the matter!"
"By the way, Lin Hai, you don't come here to do birds with no fatness, your grandfather is not sick, right?" Yuanqiu looked at Lin Hai strangely.
"You're sick, your whole family is sick, Lao Tzu is here to take the university entrance exam" Lin Hai knocked on the head of the ball.
"Brother Ga, you are sure that you are really normal, there is no short circuit", Yuanqiu looked at Lin Hai, staring at Lin Hai like a ghost.
"You fucking bitch, you Brother Hai and I'm very normal", Lin Hai depressedly gave the dead fat man of the round ball again.
"Ahahahahaha
"Hai Zai, don't pay attention to this guy, it's a whole undersmoked goods", the thin monkey smiled and couldn't help but say hello to Lin Hai.
The round ball is called Fang Yulin, when his parents named it, they definitely didn't expect this thing to grow up, it would be so jade forest wind, Fang Fangzheng is real, the top and bottom are almost the same specifications, just a head like a cactus ball growing on the stone rock. The thin monkey is surnamed Hou, called Hou Jin, it is really a monkey spirit monkey essence, he is afraid that he will not be able to scrape ten catties of flesh, which is inversely proportional to the weight of the fat man, the fat man is 390 catties, and the thin monkey is 93 catties. Lin Hai and he are the three declining stars of junior high school, the three of them are in different classes, their friendship is in the corridor of the punishment station, that is the third floor of Hou junior high school, the first junior high school, the second junior high school, the third and first floors, three classes per level, at that time, there will always be this landscape in the corridor of the class, there is a student standing in front of each class, they are Lin Hai, thin monkey, fat man. Lin Hai was punished for failing the scientific examination or answering the question, the thin monkey was punished for stealing food, and the fat man was punished for falling asleep. Lin Hai's reason is that he will always be loyal to the language, the reason of the thin monkey is that I am too thin to eat good long meat, and the reason of the fat man is that I take turns to sleep for every 100 catties of meat, so I have to sleep for more than three classes, and the rest of the time is used to prepare to rush out when I hear the bell. That's it, they stood from the first to the third floor, that is, from the first floor to the third floor, the friendship of the comrades-in-arms is really not blown, at that time, Lin Hai stood out, went to the window of the fat man's class to look, the fat man immediately lay on the table and fell asleep, it didn't take long to be driven out and Lin Hai shared weal and woe, the two of them walked in front of the window of the thin monkey, the thin monkey saw it, and immediately took out the food from the table and ate it hard, and it didn't take long for the three of them to stand on the same straight line, smiling at the morning sun, and sending the sunset
Three brothers in distress who couldn't get into high school got together again, fate, sad, uh, this is fat and sour.
"Hai Tsai, I was forced by my father to come here to suffer and lose weight," the fat man said.
"I'm here for another three years," said Skinny Monkey.
"Hai Zai, no matter what you do, it seems that our three landscapes are going to be replayed again. "The fat man laments, the thin monkey feels!
"No, we won't be someone else's scenery anymore, someone else's joke" Lin Hai patted the two dead friends seriously.
"I won't let people talk, and I won't allow others to laugh at you, we will be three proud legends", Lin Hai said and hugged the two together.
The fat man and the thin monkey didn't analyze the truth of what they said, at least the brother said that if it doesn't work, he will be moved first.