064 Brain teaser

"As soon as I say it, you will listen to it, everyone will be happy, and it will be as if nothing has been said!"

Li Fan was speechless, as far as my academic performance is concerned, Tsinghua University and Peking University, and roasted sweet potatoes are almost the same!

"By the way, does an evening date count?"

Li Fan suddenly thought of an important matter and hurriedly asked.

"you! What a date, it's obviously a make-up lesson!"

Lin Yuexian was so angry that he twisted Li Fan's ears again, making Li Fan grin.

Even if True Qi can be practiced on the ears, it is impossible to be as abundant as the muscles are condensed. was twisted by Lin Yuexian, it really hurt.

"Yes, yes, make up the lessons. Whether I can go to Tsinghua University or not depends on Mr. Lin's teaching!"

"Your current academic performance ...... How old are you?"

Lin Yuexian couldn't help but ask.

There are more than 500 people in total, and if you want to be admitted to a school like Tsinghua University and Peking University, only the top ten can do it. The admission rate of private secondary schools is still good, otherwise there would not be so many parents who are desperate to spend more money and send their children here.

"My grades are still quite stable!"

Li Fan is full of confidence.

"Oh, how many can you line?"

"It's always about five hundred. ”

Lin Yuexian almost vomited blood, and she couldn't wait to kick Li Fan off the car!

"Your sister! Then you can be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University, there will be a ghost!"

"You can't say that!"

Li Fan immediately stood up sternly, "I'm a boy, I have potential and courage! As long as I am willing, these more than 500 people are a matter of minutes for me!"

"What nonsense!"

Lin Yuexian was all happy, this Li Fan, his mouth is really too good to speak.

"I'll tell you anyway, and you'll be left to ask for your own blessings. No matter what, don't go against the school!"

"I'll do my best. ”

Li Fan shrugged his shoulders, "I hope they don't take the initiative to provoke me, otherwise I will definitely not be polite to them!"

"What's the use of you doing this!"

Lin Yuexian was so anxious, "Is it time to say these words! You really want to be expelled!"

"Who wants to be expelled, but I don't want to be a bad seed either!"

Li Fan said unruly, "Although we are students, the school can't deceive people too much!"

"Since you're a student, you should listen to your teacher!"

Lin Yuexian said, "Otherwise, how can I go to college?"

"University is just an option for our future. ”

Li Fan stressed: "We must not choose to succumb to violence in order to go to university! Succumb to evil! Comrade Xiaolin, you must carry the banner of the red scarf and not let the enemy corrupt our spirit! Wear down our will!"

"You can pull it down...... It's like it's going to ...... war."

"You have to be resistant!"

Li Fan said very seriously, "If the teacher and the school are good to me, treat me as a real student, teach me knowledge, and help me grow." I don't have anything else to say, buy a big pennant and hang it for them! But look at our school, is that the case? Let's not talk about all kinds of differential treatment, let's just talk about making up classes during the holidays! A class costs 50 yuan, and a total of 800 yuan for a vacation! When he makes up a class, does he give a lecture? Doesn't he let us make our own papers! Is this a class? This is a robbery for money!"

"It's not right to charge indiscriminately...... Who made us students...... Endure it, and it's over, why be a bird......"

Lin Yuexian persuaded.

"Yes, everybody thinks so. ”

Li Fan was quite disdainful, "You can bear with it, and I will endure it, that's why the current school has become this ghost virtue! Anyway, if you don't resist, I'll resist! You shouldn't be the first bird, I'll be the first bird! I want to see if I can beat the school!"

"You're missing you! With your IQ, you're still teasing with the school?"

"What's wrong with my IQ, it's very powerful, okay? I'm usually humble and low-key! If I want to study hard, the first place in this grade is mine! I just don't want to compete with you!"

"Really?"

Lin Yuexian sat on the back seat of the bicycle, dangling a pair of long legs, her eyes rolled, and she suddenly asked.

"Then I'll give you a puzzle?"

"Come!"

"Suppose two people are stranded on a desert island, one name is I love you, and the other name is I don't love you......"

"What the hell is this name!"

"Don't interject!"

Lin Yuexian glanced at Li Fan, "Suddenly one day, I don't love you and die, what is the name of the person left?"

"I love you. ”

"Yes, I knew that you had been plotting against me!"

Lin Yuexian was like a victorious hen, and her neck was raised.

"it...... You're a big hole!"

Li Fan was very speechless, is there anything else to play like this!

"Hee-hee, so you're a fool. Alright, that's it, we'll see you in the evening!"

At the first two streets of the school, Lin Yuexian called Li Fan.

"Okay......"

Li Fan has nothing to say, this girl's intelligence is too high, and she is obviously going to lose if she plays intelligence questions. Hey, when I was born in my early years, I didn't have enough intelligence points......

He said goodbye to Lin Yuexian and entered the school alone. To his surprise, the security guards of the school had all changed! The old, weak, sick and disabled people in the past were gone, and there were two big men with muscles standing at the door, like door gods.

The surrounding students were afraid to hide when they saw them, but Li Fan put his hands in his pockets and swaggered in from the main entrance.

When he was walking towards class, his mobile phone rang, and he saw that it was Murong Ying calling.

What is this woman doing with herself? Early in the morning, could it be that she is thinking about herself?

"Hey, lady, did you miss me?"

Li Fan picked up the phone and directly turned on the flirting mode.

"It's not. ”

As a result, the voice on the other end of the phone, it can freeze people to death when it is cold! Li Fan sighed, he wanted to tease Murong Ying, after all, the difficulty was too great! This martial arts alliance leader, the gap between his brain circuit and a normal woman is too big!

"So what are you calling for?"

"I'm just reminding you that I'm not at school for the past two days, and no one is protecting you, so you can stop a little and don't cause trouble. ”

Murong Ying kindly reminded, "I've heard that the principal has already found someone to deal with you." ”

"Am I that easy to deal with?"

Li Fan pouted, "Is it okay to be a little confident in your husband?

"Did you take the wrong medicine today?"

"Damn, you just took the wrong medicine! Don't believe it, I'll give you my debut question!"

Li Fan thought back to what Lin Yuexian had said, so he grabbed the phone and said, "One day, the two buddies were stranded on a desert island. One tells me to love you, and the other says I don't love you. Suddenly, one day, a big thunderbolt chopped me to death I don't love you! I ask you, what is the name of the remaining person?"

"Survivors. ”

Murong Ying said lightly, Li Fan almost dropped the phone! Nima, don't play cards according to the routine!

Li Fan was holding his breath, and there was a shout from the front.

"What class? Mobile phones are not allowed in school!"

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