"Brother Liu Xia?"

Li Jia's voice came from the bathroom again.

I've begun to secretly regret that I shouldn't be in the same room with Li Jia, I know I can handle it, but the problem is that the consequences of holding it are uncomfortable.

I don't want to feel bad, so I can't get entangled.

The most important thing is that I am in the same room with Li Jia, and I can't take those stockings that her mother gave me and look at the small video on my phone to solve it myself......

I was thinking, why don't I go to a local bar at night and hook up with a woman and have a *night stand?

Tsk, here comes the question again, Li Jia is by her side, how can I hook up, others must think that Li Jia is my girlfriend.

Thinking of this, I took a deep breath, pretended not to have any abnormal response, and said, "What's the matter? I didn't hear what you just said, and I didn't hear it too clearly, with headphones." ”

I can't help but say this, if I don't say this, what can I say, because there is a problem with the question asked by Li Jia, whether she understands it or not, even if I have watched the video of her and Han Yucheng's dead fat pig, I can't say that I have seen it, it doesn't seem like that.

Besides, if I haven't seen it, it seems too hypocritical, and it's spread all over the Internet, how could I, as a senior wolf friend, not read it!

Sure enough, after hearing my response, Li Jia was quiet for a moment and said, "It's nothing." ”

I didn't say anything back.

To be honest, it's a bit embarrassing to be alone in the same room with a lonely man and a widow, and there hasn't been much communication before, and it's not even the kind of friend who can talk to anything.

Li Jia was taking a bath in the bathroom, and my heart was involuntarily attracted by the sound of water coming from inside, which caused me to forcibly divert my attention, open WeChat, and swipe the circle of friends.

However, it doesn't matter if I swipe the circle of friends, I immediately chuckled in my heart, because I saw a picture of Liu Yufei's circle of friends with two ears, and there is a postscript below, husband, I love you.

Those two ears are clearly my left ear and Liu Yufei's right ear.

I looked at the reply messages below, many of them were Liu Yufei's colleagues, as well as several of her classmates, especially a male classmate, whose language was vicious and outrageous.

But Liu Yufei's reply was even more vicious and outrageous, chasing me for so many years without success, I'll sprinkle you with some dog food? hahahaha!

Looking down cursory again, there are still many men who pursue Liu Yufei leaving messages below, some are hypocritical blessings, and some are depressed and vomiting, it seems that Liu Yufei is quite popular, and it seems that she is not the kind of girl who chases after her.

But, why is it so easy to chase here, could it be that Wang Ba looked at the mung bean and met his eyes? Haha, it should be.

Immediately, I sent a WeChat message to Liu Yufei, first with a deductible expression, and then postscripted, I heard, you show affection?

Soon, Liu Yufei replied, I heard that you didn't even show affection.

I replied, I don't, show affection and die quickly.

What I said is indeed the truth, Made, if I make my and Liu Yufei's affairs public in the circle of friends, the consequences must be quite serious, don't say anything else, Fang Meng must know, Cheng Pingping must know, Wu Xiao must know, sister-in-law and Chen Rong must know......

When the time comes, a person who spits on the stars will have to drown me, so I don't look for that unhappiness.

Liu Yufei asked, husband, where are you going, have you eaten?

I replied to her briefly, nothing more than a report on her current situation, and then she said that she was eating.

In the end, Liu Yufei sent a photo of her upper body, wearing only a white bra, looking very rippling, with her little fragrant tongue exposed, and she looked charming and wanted to lick me.

After seeing this photo, I was very surprised in my heart, and at the same time very angry, and I typed back, why don't you let me travel well.

Liu Yufei was more simple and direct, and replied, don't you want to think about me when you're lonely, this palace allows you to look at my photos and solve it yourself, by the way, you can also get it on my face, haha!

I rolled my eyes and replied, does it mean that it gets on my phone?

Liu Yufei said, yes.

I replied, you wait in a month.

Liu Yufei said, I'll start waiting now, you have the ability to kill me.

It was as if there were 100,000 grass and mud horses whizzing past me at the same time.

I confessed and replied, "Auntie, please don't torture me between the lines, I'm such a strong man, an animal, more than an animal, but I have to endure a month without a woman, kill me!"

Liu Yufei made a snickering expression and said, what can you do, by the way, don't you have a little sister by your side, if you are really in a hurry, you can wave with her.

I sent a hey emoji, really? Liu Yufei sent a scissors emoji, do you know what this means? I said, click.

Liu Yufei said, haha, husband, we really have a heart, love you, what!

I replied, "Moda."

Liu Yufei said suddenly, husband, I miss you, every time my ears hurt, I miss you very much, 10,000 times my labor pain.

I was silent, this little goblin is really not human when he talks about love, and he moved me to death.

After a long time, I replied, it's okay, every time you think about me, I allow you to transform into a female demon and abuse those bastards who try to pursue you, Made, and sour me to death.

For a girl in love, what could be sweeter than her boyfriend being jealous and letting her know?

Really, when I saw the male livestock who left messages under Liu Yufei's stickers on the circle of friends, especially those who pretended to care about Liu Yufei, my heart was not very comfortable.

I thought to myself, what does it matter to you that Liu Yufei and I are in love, all idle eggs hurt.

Another point, I know that I have made Liu Yufei obedient, but I am still afraid that she will be snatched away from my hands.

Maybe it's because I've done too many evil things behind her back, wry smile!

Liu Yufei said, if I didn't have to go to work in the hospital, I would definitely go to you.

I posted a picture of touching my head and said, good work, it's only a month, or ......

I'm going to give you an amnesty that allows you to hook up with other beautiful men?

Liu Yufei said, no, then you will have a reason to get rid of me.

I said, "It's okay, there's a big forest behind you, there's no need to be so lowly in front of me, it will cause me to be even more unscrupulous."

Liu Yufei said, I am willing to turn into a speck of dust for you, and when I am gone one day, this speck of dust will become a grain of sand in your eyes.

I said, you're so ruthless!

Liu Yufei laughed, haha, don't fall in love with me deeply, just love me a little, otherwise you will bear the consequences!

I said, I already love you and can't help myself, like practicing the Seven Wounds Boxing.

But at this moment, Li Jia's voice came from the bathroom again, "Brother Liu Xia, can you bring in my change of clothes?"