Chapter 209: A table of old people, a pinch of clowns
"Yes! It's shameless! The older you get, the thicker your skin becomes!" the audience agreed.
"You! Look at the palm!" the unranked master attacked.
As soon as Zhang Hai's iron sand palm was lucky, the classless master screamed, covered his arms, and went down to the stage in embarrassment, without even having time to say a cruel word.
The people in the rivers and lakes were silent, but a few viewers shouted hello and chased after Zhang Hai, the king of martial arts!
Zhang Hai smiled contemptuously: "Where are the masters of today's martial arts? They are all fame and reputation-fishing! There are also those bells and whistles of the so-called kung fu, they are all paper tigers, and they are vulnerable! They also boast of being masters, which is extremely ridiculous!"
The people of the rivers and lakes sighed secretly: "Alas! These useless people have insulted the reputation of the people of my rivers and lakes! It is a pity that there is no one in my generation, so that the small people are rampant!"
The audience laughed and said: "You are still famous, it should have been like this a long time ago! It's all some deceptive things, where can there be masters?"
"Who said that there are no masters in the rivers and lakes? It's just that they don't come out!"
"Cut! If you have the ability, you can't come out? You must have no ability, and I'm afraid that if you come out, you're just going to make a fool of yourself!" everyone laughed.
When Zhiqi heard this, he felt quite unhappy in his heart: "A few clowns who jumped off the beam have tarnished the name of our rivers and lakes, no! I have to meet him for a while!
Zhiqi threw down the duck leg, drank a cup, and was about to go up. Oni Yuzi stopped: "Do you have a (rì) moon order?
“。。。。。。 ”
"Besides, if you show up, what if someone recognizes you?"
"Yes, what should I do, I can't swallow this bad breath!" Zhiqi looked at Zhang Hai angrily.
"Wait a minute, the master hasn't come out yet!" Oniyuko took a drink.
"Who's the master?"
"Isn't this coming!"
A man walked towards the ghost.
Ghost Youzi Qi (shēn) greeted him: "The three hall masters of the Great Dragon Gang!
"It's been a long time!" "Qiao Shenlong smiled, "Ghost brother is so Yaxing?"
"Sit down, let's come together!"
"It's better to be respectful than to obey!" Qiao Shenlong sat down, and Zhiqi poured a full cup for him: Xin Qi brought two more cups.
Oniyuko introduced: "This is my cousin, I know!"
Zhiqi glared at him, and Qiao Shenlong smiled: "Brother Zhi, I will toast you for the first time!"
The two of them drank.
Ghost Yuzi continued to introduce, saying, "This is the brother I met in Xihe, the third hall master of the Great Dragon Gang, Qiao Shenlong!"
Qiao Shenlong shook his head and said: "The Great Dragon Gang is long gone, I am now called Xihe Scholar, Qiao Shenlong!"
"Oh!"
Zhiqi also replied: "Brother Long, I also toast you!"
"Good!"
Two of them drank.
Ghost Yuzi looked at Zhiqi's ruddy face, and knew that her drinking power had reached the limit, so she said: "It's not an outsider, you don't need to be respectful, you want to eat, you want to drink, just whatever!"
"Yes, yes! Qiao Shenlong also saw that Zhiqi was not strong enough to drink.
"Hmm, leave me alone, let's talk!"
Oniyuko asked, "Why did the Great Dragon Gang disband?"
"Alas, the Xihe River is too peaceful, and our bandits (rì) will not be able to make ends meet, and the officers and soldiers will be disbanded after several times (bī) pressure. ”
Ghost Youzi was about to pour wine for the pretty god dragon, and Zhiqi took it: "You talk, I'll pour you wine." ”
Qiao Shenlong was embarrassed: "How can this work?"
Ghost Yuzi said: "It's okay! We have a good relationship, not outsiders!"
"Thank you very much!" said Pretty Dragon, taking a drink
Oniyuko also took a drink and sighed: "Alas, don't hide it from my brother, I'm sorry for my brother!"
"Where do you start?"
"I played a big role in pacifying the West River!"
"I have heard of it, but I don't believe it! not to doubt my brother's ability, but ... I don't feel like my brother is a member of the court!"
"It's a long story! I was forcibly named the White Tiger Imperial Envoy, and there was no way. At the invitation of Master Jin Yin, I went to Jin Yin to do some work (qíng). Passing through the Xihe River, I saw the refugees fleeing in all directions, and the seventeen princes at that time were trying to persuade me (shēn) to settle the war quickly, so I intervened!"
"Oh! I see! Brother cares about the people of Li, great mercy and compassion, makes me ashamed, I salute my brother with a cup!" Qiao Shenlong drank respectfully.
Oniyuko also drank it.
"Actually, it's good to be disbanded! I am also happy to see the people of Xihe living and working in peace and contentment! After all, Xihe is my home, and there are fewer bandits, the better!"
"Hmm!" Oniyuko nodded, and asked instead, "Are you also here for the artifact convention?"
"It's a long story for me!" Qiao Shenlong took a drink, "After the disbandment of the Great Dragon Gang, I originally wanted to wander the rivers and lakes and be happy with revenge. When I saved someone, I occasionally got a monthly order, so I came to make trouble!"
"Oh!" "Ghost Yuko is not worried about the safety of the pretty dragon, and uses his martial arts to protect himself, "I thought you didn't need that sword!
"Haha! Brother Ghost laughed!" the two of them took a drink.
Ghost Youzi said: "It's okay! Swim (dàng) rivers and lakes, the four seas are home, free and easy, chic and happy!"
"Where! But, it's just a poor tour!"
"Are you going to participate today?"
"Give it a try, but this man is not in my eyes!"
"Come, drink, if there is no one, I will accompany my brother to practice!"
Qiao Shenlong smiled: "Brother, this is burying me, isn't it?"
"Laugh!
The two were drinking, and suddenly, one of them slapped from behind and said, "Ghost master!" Then, turning to the front, "It's really you!"
"Yo, Wu Si, you're also here to make trouble, sit down!"
Zhiqi smiled: "I brought four cups, if I have another one, I can only let him drink it with the wine jug!"
"This is called Qiao!" Wu Si said with a smile.
Zhiqi poured Wu Si full.
Ghost Youzi said: "This is what I met in Shanghe, Wu Si!"
Qiao Shenlong raised his glass (yù) to respect, but I heard him call the ghost ghost master, so what should I call him?
Seeing the predicament of the pretty dragon, the ghost ghost son said to Wu Si: "We are all brothers, you can call me ghost brother in the future!"
Wu Si understood, raised his glass and stood up: "That... It's been a long time, I'll toast you first!"
Ghost Yuzi pulled him to sit down: "Feel free today, don't be so polite." ”
"The mouth can be changed, the etiquette can be obtained!" Wu Si sat down and sat down after drinking.
Ghost Youzi introduced to Wu Si with a smile and said, "This is a scholar from Xihe, a pretty dragon! A brother I met in Xihe. ”
"Brother Long!" Wu Si stood up and toasted.
Qiao Shenlong also hurriedly stood up: "You're welcome!"
Two of them drank.
Wu Sidao: "It's not that I'm a person who is too polite! It's that the ghost brother is too kind to me! If it weren't for the ghost brother, maybe I'd still be pimping in that bird place now!"
Qiao Shenlong felt his loyalty and couldn't help but respect: "Brother is a loyal person, worthy of my respect!"
"Where!"
The two of them drank.
Ghost Youzi said: "Don't mention the past, let's talk about the present today!Fourth brother, what are you doing now?"
Wu Si replied: "Last time I told you that I was guarding the door of a large family, and later, after listening to your words, I left the rich merchant who was not benevolent to the rich. By chance, I joined the Celestial Dragon Gang, and when I came back from an outing, the Celestial Dragon Gang was wiped out! In order to have a place to perch (shēn), I joined a dart game. Today, I escorted the goods here, played for a day, and happened to meet the ghost brother!
"Alas!" the pretty dragon looked ashamed, "I should punish this cup!" said after saying that, he drank a cup.
The three of them were puzzled: "Why should I be punished?"
Qiao Shenlong said: "I destroyed that Tianlong Gang!"
"Okay!" Wu Si heard this, but applauded, "The Tianlong Gang is the one who is in trouble, I have long wanted to leave, but that gang leader has the grace to take me in, and I have never made up my mind! I have worked for him for such a long time, and it can be regarded as a reward for a meal!"
Oniyuko nodded: "Well, it's really a coincidence that there is no book today! Come, let's have a drink together!"
"Good!"
The people here are drunk, and the ring is playing (rè) over there. Sect group. The talented young and handsome show their unique learning, in order to announce to the world that the famous and decent family is still the same as before, the martial arts giant!
Except for Fei Yiqing's apprentice Luo Yanheng, who pulled his crotch a little, the rest performed very well, especially the apprentice of Huiming Daoren, who was dustless.
Huiming Daoist saw that his apprentice was shining and defeated three opponents in a row, and said with great joy: "It seems that I am the leader of this year's martial arts alliance!"