Chapter 892 [Sketch "Cast What You Like" (II)!]
The pot is also boiling on the Internet!
Fans, netizens, and trolls are all screaming there!
"Who else?"
"Who else?"
"That's amazing!"
"Yes, Zhang Ye, this guy is too powerful!"
"Who said they wouldn't be able to act in sketches?
"This bloody layman actually really acted in the sketch!"
"Yao Jiancai's acting, has always been the image of his father-in-law and father-in-law, I have never seen him act like this, the leader is really stable in his performance, and he still has humor! There is also Dong Shanshan, it is too surprising, I have watched her host "I Love to Remember Lyrics", it is a series of hosts, although the appearance rate is very high, but there is nothing real to be a real gun, it is a good figure, beautiful, looking eye-catching, I thought it was a vase, who would have thought that I opened my eyes today! It turns out that Dong Shanshan can still be so open! The performance is so good! A lot of lines are too in place! That expression, that detail processing, absolutely amazing! As for Zhang Ye, I won't evaluate it, everyone knows the ability of this thing, even if he says that he can fly by himself now, I will believe it!"
"Well said!"
"Hahaha!"
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The staff are all working hard, ready for the final hard work, the performance time of each satellite TV Spring Festival Gala is roughly the same, all satellite TV Spring Festival Gala is now almost the last two programs, the competition is also the most fierce, success or failure in one fell swoop!
"Quick, the lights are up!"
"It's the last few minutes!"
"Something happened to the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing, now. We have the best hope of winning the championship!"
"Be in good spirits, don't make a mistake!"
"Now the audience is watching us!"
The leaders of several director teams are busy and personally directing!
Suddenly. A staff member hurriedly ran to him, "Leader!
An assistant director looked at him, "What's wrong?"
The staff panted and said: "The popularity of our Spring Festival Gala has dropped significantly!"
The people in the director team were stunned, "What?"
"Why did it come down again?"
"Didn't you rise very well just now?"
The staff said bitterly: "Now the audience has gone to watch the Beijing Spring Festival Gala!"
"Impossible!"
"Something happened to them!"
"Qu Haiying is hospitalized, what finale do they take for the sketch?"
"Zhang Ye's programs have been broadcast, why are they still so fierce in the Beijing Spring Festival Gala?"
"Without Zhang Ye's show, what are they going to fight with us?
They don't want to believe it!
The staff member smiled wryly. said: "Because Zhang Ye ...... He's back again! The final finale sketch is on Zhang Ye!"
Everyone fainted!
What the?
Zhang Ye is on stage again!?
……
on stage.
The show continues.
Director Yao, played by Yao Jiancai, shook his hand, changed the topic, and said, "Okay." The topic is far away, eh, Chief Ma, you didn't just tell me on the phone. Is there good news waiting for me? What good news?"
Dong Shanshan was stunned. Immediately smiled: "Ah, ha, yes, what, that ......" She couldn't sit still on the sofa, looked at Zhang Ye at once, gritted her teeth and smiled: "What about you, what good news is the director?"
Zhang Ye was dumbfounded, "Huh, do you want to ask me?"
The audience burst into laughter!
Zhang Ye looked at Director Yao. His lips moved a few times, and he stopped talking, and finally held back a sentence for a long time. “…… My surname is Hao, and my name is Hao Xinxin. ”
The audience was happy: "Hahahahaha!"
Yao Jiancai also smiled and shook his head vigorously, "Your name is Hao News?"
"it was for him. Dong Shanshan laughed dryly: "Haha, what kind of fame are you talking about!"
The audience laughs again!
Yao Jiancai looked at him, oh and said, "Hao News is waiting for me, is that you looking for me?"
Zhang Ye was stunned for a moment, "Ah." ”
Yao Jiancai nodded and said to him, "Then what are you looking for me?"
"Huh?" Zhang Ye said dumbfounded.
Dong Shanshan squeezed words between his teeth and said: "The director asked you, say!!"
Zhang Ye snorted, "Yes, I, what am I looking for you?" Ah, yes......" He pointed out the door, "Those people are at work, yes, they always play table tennis." ”
Ma Jingjing, played by Dong Shanshan, breathed a sigh of relief and walked back with a smile.
Zhang Ye continued: "They are crackling all day long, and they are babbling, affecting Section Chief Ma's sleep!"
Poof, Dong Shanshan, who was just about to sit down, was so frightened that he sat on the ground!
Zhang Ye hurriedly changed his words, "...... Write!
Audience: "Poofhahahaha!"
Dong Shanshan got up with a dry smile, "Ha, hehe." ”
Yao Jiancai smiled and knocked on the armrest of the sofa, "Oh, just make a small report to me? This little comrade reported the problem in a timely manner, just after I had already fully and comprehensively understood the situation." ”
Dong Shanshan glanced at Zhang Ye, "Did you say you were redundant?"
Audience: "Poof!"
Yao Jiancai suddenly stretched out his hand and said, "By the way, Chief Ma, there is a person named Hao Jian in your department?"
"Ahh Dong Shanshan looked at Zhang Ye and stammered.
Zhang Ye slowly blocked half of his face with one hand, and his steps were also moving backwards.
Yao Jiancai said: "As far as I know, this young man has strong business ability and is a good seedling, and the organization decided to turn him into a regular!"
Hearing this, Zhang Ye exclaimed excitedly, "Ahh
Dong Shanshan was startled by the voice.
Yao Jiancai also looked at Zhang Ye strangely.
Zhang Ye hurriedly explained, "I'm here, I'm really happy for him!"
Audience: "Poof!"
Yao Jiancai smiled lightly, stood up on the sofa, and walked towards Zhang Ye step by step, saying as he walked: "Hao News, you should learn more from Comrade Hao Jian." As he spoke, he stood in front of him and reached out to remove the "scarf" that had been hanging around his neck. Said: "If you want to make achievements in work, there is no shortcut, you can only be conscientious and down-to-earth." ”
Zhang Ye was stunned.
Dong Shanshan also wiped his sweat vigorously.
Yao Jiancai turned around. walked to the table tennis case and inserted the end of the "scarf", "Besides, don't keep giving yourself some stage names when you have nothing to do." He walked to the other end, attached the other side as well, and pointed at him, "Or else." There is really good news, you said that you dare not accept it, how sad!"
Applause!
Zhang Ye lowered his head. finally told the truth, "Director-Bureau, I'm Hao Jian, I'm sorry." I was wrong!"
"Enough!" Dong Shanshan stood up. Pulled him behind him, "Is this your fault?" Director Yao, it's my fault, if you want to say it, just say me! It's me, I've been lax and negligent in my thinking, and I let him take a stage name if I wasn't paying attention!" After speaking, she looked at the table tennis table with a surprised face, and bent over to touch it. Surprised, he said, "Oh my mom, this is a ping-pong table, why is it in my office? I don't know!"
The audience was crazy!
"Hahahaha!"
"It's so good!"
"Poofha!"
Director Yao's face changed suddenly. He shouted: "That's enough, horse spirit! sycophant! black sheep! Your problem has long been grasped by the relevant departments, and today I just want to come to learn and receive the lesson." He sneered, "It's really an eye-opener for me! Take the state money and don't do business, take shortcuts, you, wait for it!"
Turn around and leave!
Dong Shanshan panicked, hurriedly chased after him and shouted: "Director Yao! Director Yao, I was wrong! Director Yao, give me another chance!" She also left.
On the stage, only Zhang Ye was left.
Some of the audience nodded their heads again and again, pointing at the performance just now.
"It's a good buckle!"
"Yes, the work is complete at once!"
"Satirizing the beard and slapping the horse, the idea is very good! It is the hottest subject at the moment!"
"It's wonderful!"
"What will happen in the end?"
"I don't know!"
"It's over soon, let's see how Zhang Ye finishes in the end!"
"Yes, the final bottom is the most critical!"
The audience cheered up.
The audience in front of the TV is also waiting to see Zhang Ye's last time!
Stage.
Zhang Ye's gaze was retracted from the door, his expression was embarrassed, and a monologue said: "Something is wrong, and the section chief of the unit, Ma, has also been photographed." He sighed and said righteously: "Don't always think about what the leader thinks, think more about what the people need!"
"Good!"
"Yes!"
"Well said!"
Applause below!
Originally, the audience thought it was over, who would have thought that Zhang Ye hadn't left yet, and there were still lines!
Everyone was also stunned, it's not over yet? Wasn't that the end just now?
Zhang Ye looked at the audience, and suddenly said with emotion: "I understand now, I will take this as a warning in the future, if you want to be a competent cadre, you must ......" His voice rose, and he said loudly: "Refuse Huang! Refuse to gamble! Refuse to pong!"
After saying that, he turned around, and Zhang Ye had already left!
Brother Hou, who was not far away, was drinking water, but it was all sprayed, "Poof!"
No one thought that Zhang Ye would be here!
No one expected that at the end of the sketch, Zhang Ye would return to your mother and not forget to hurt people!
Chang Xiaoliang: "......"
Hu Fei: "......"
Deputy Director of Beijing TV: "......"
The audience burst into laughter, the laughter exploded like a bomb, and the applause also drowned out the entire party scene in an instant!
"Hahahaha!"
"It's too bad!"
"It's so!"
"Oh, I'll go!"
"That's what happened to this thing!"
"Oops, I'm laughing to death!"
"Zhang Ye is so funny!"
"I just like this temper, hahahaha!"
"I suspect that his whole sketch is actually for this last sentence!"
"A-awe! awe-awe!"
This is the nature of slapping Zhang's face! Today's sketch completely adheres to Zhang Ye's glorious tradition all along--talking with his works and scolding people with his life! And he scolds so openly and so freshly and refinedly! Looking at the whole country and the world, there is no second person to be found!!
It's so violent!
It's too single!
Your mother deserves to be the most notorious stinky-hooligan in the entertainment industry!
……
Abroad.
Inside the hotel where the national table tennis team stays.
Han Li shouted at the top of his voice: "The surname is Zhang!"
His teammate Li Qi slammed the cup on the ground, "It's not over with him!"
"It's not over with him!"
"Zhang Ye, your grandma!"
"You're so immoral!"
"I'm grass!"
"It's not enough to kill people!"
The players all slapped the table and jumped up!
Head coach Liu Yifeng and everyone in the coaching staff were also trembling with anger, gritting their teeth and saying loudly: "The surname is Zhang! From today onwards! The sports world will never die with you!!"
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…… (To be continued.) )