Chapter 035: Wanchun Palace is inaugurated
Zhang Wuxian knew that if he refused to trade with him in person now, he would be forced into a dead end. I will temporarily agree to his request, and it is not too late to turn his face afterwards, who makes his kung fu not an opponent of others?
Zhang Wuxian smiled and said, "I don't know what the transaction in Lord Wang's mouth refers to?" I don't know what I can do for adults without injury? ”
Wang Zhen stretched out his orchid finger and said softly: "Gongzi Zhang, the miscellaneous family was originally favored by the first emperor, but the change of the emperor caused the status of the miscellaneous family to plummet, and now the popular one in front of the emperor is the noble concubine, so I want to ......"
Zhang Wuxian interrupted Wang Zhen and said, "So you want me to serve by the side of the noble concubine and be your undercover agent Lord Zhang!" ”
Wang Zhen shook his head and said, "The miscellaneous family will place you next to the queen mother first, and then the miscellaneous family will tell you how to do it." There are a lot of miscellaneous eyeliner in the Queen Mother's Palace, and when you arrive at the Queen Mother's Palace, someone will answer you. ”
Zhang Wuxian was overjoyed when he heard this, he was still worried about how he could approach the Queen Mother as a eunuch, but he didn't expect this guy to help him crookedly, and he didn't need to be a normal audit, but he could also be a steward eunuch. can be inseparable from the Queen Mother, and it is much more convenient for him to act.
Normal people should agree as soon as possible after seeing others offer conditions that they are satisfied with. And Zhang Wuxian is studying psychology, and he knows that what he has to do at this time is to pretend to be reluctant.
Zhang Wuxian frowned, and said with a reluctant expression: "Lord Wang, you see, when a new eunuch of mine arrives at the Queen Mother, I am afraid that it will be impossible to prevent danger, maybe I will die one day." ”
Wang Zhen thought about it, and said: "In this way, if you come to Dongchang with me now, the miscellaneous family will improvise some kung fu to teach you, as long as you don't meet any particularly powerful masters, you should be able to deal with it." ”
Zhang Wuxian was secretly happy, thinking that today seemed to be his lucky day, so he came to the East Factory with Wang Zhen, the legendary East Factory is very dark, and the location is also very remote. After Wang Zhen arrived at Dongchang, someone bent down and saluted everywhere he went: "I talked about the governor." ”
Wang Zhenchong said: "You go out first!" After that, those people walked out one after another, Zhang Wuxian looked at the backs of everyone in the distance, and said, "Lord Wang, how many people do you say there are in your East Factory?" ”
Wang Zhen sneered: "Zhang Gongzi, don't ask if you shouldn't ask, now the miscellaneous family will teach you a set of Fuhu Arhat boxing, this punch can be against the yang outside the law, and can resist the yin inside." ”
After that, Wang Zhen began to carry out a full set of exercises of Fuhu Arhat Boxing, I don't know if I don't know, I was startled when I saw it, Zhang Wuxian looked at it dumbfounded, Wang Zhen's every action was just right, and the internal force was retracted and released freely, especially the boxing style, which was difficult to understand.
Zhang Wushu thought to himself how this Fuhu Arhat Boxing is much more powerful than the TV performance, and the Fuhu Arhat Boxing on TV can't even beat Wing Chun.
After Wang Zhen's performance, Zhang Wuxian probably remembered it, the first time Zhang Wuxian practiced it was still a little rusty, and the second time Zhang Wuxian was already so-so, it shouldn't be a problem when he wanted to use it.
Wang Zhen looked at Zhang Wuxian with bright eyes, and praised: "I didn't expect Zhang Gongzi to still practice martial arts wizards, and it took five years for the miscellaneous family to practice this set of kung fu in Shaolin Temple when they were children, but I didn't expect Zhang Gongzi to learn almost in half a cup of tea." ”
Zhang Wuxin thought to himself what kind of martial arts wizard he was, in his previous life, he learned hip-hop and split for a year without success, it seems that this Qiu Gan's secret method is true, and he can learn any kung fu in a short time.
Zhang Wuxian smiled helplessly and said, "Lord Wang, don't make fun of Wuxian, the level of Wuxian will never dare to be compared with adults." ”
Wang Zhen nodded and said, "Zhang Gongzi, you must practice this set of Tiger Arhat Fist a lot, if you don't practice kung fu, you will be easy to get rusty." ”
This sentence mentioned Zhang Wuxian, saying that he had not practiced the secret method for a while, and he had not practiced it in the past few days. Zhang Wuxian secretly made up his mind that he must practice martial arts in the palace quickly, otherwise his safety would be a problem. Besides, if you don't have some real talents, it is easy to be despised by the people below when you return to Wolong Mountain.
Wang Zhen paused and said: "Zhang Gongzi, there is nothing for you here now, you can sleep in tomorrow's audit, and you can go directly to the Queen Mother to take up your post the day after tomorrow."
After Zhang Wushu said a few pleasantries, he left the East Factory.
Zhang Wushu returned to the place where he lived, found a remote corner where no one was, and began to practice the secret method for three weeks, Zhang Wushu felt that the secret method became easier and easier the more he practiced, and he would feel refreshed and full of strength after each practice. Zhang Wuxian felt that if he continued to practice like this, in the end, he estimated that if he said a word, the enemy would be blown to death by his own airflow.
Of course, this is just fantasy.
After practicing the secret method, with a refreshing energy, Zhang Wuxian practiced the Fuhu Arhat Fist taught by Wang Zhengang five times, and Zhang Wuxian was finally tired and panting, and then fell to the ground and fell asleep.
The next day, when Zhang Wuxian got up, he felt the sun and its dazzling. Zhang Wuxian stretched his waist and came outside, and found that the scorching sun was in the middle, which meant that it was noon.
Zhang Wuxian just wanted to go back and rest, but suddenly realized an important problem, hurried to the room where his life and roots were kept, and found that Bao'er was waiting for him there.
Bao'er said charmingly: "Hey! What about people's letters? ”
Zhang Wuxian stretched his waist again and said, "Speak well, you are a palace maid and also learn to be charming?" I forgot to find the letter you wanted. Zhang Wusad wanted to be nagged, she was nagged, anyway, she was a weak woman who was powerless, and she couldn't do anything to herself.
But it turned out that Zhang Wusheng was wrong, and when Bao'er heard that Zhang Wushu didn't look for it, she suddenly didn't know where to take out a sword and put it on Zhang Wusheng's neck.
Zhang Wuxian swallowed violently: "Baby, let's have something to say, don't take the sword at every turn." Come, come, give me the sword. Zhang Wuxian smiled softly at Bao'er.
Bao'er snorted and laughed, and said, "If you promise me, it is equivalent to promising Niangniang, but you didn't do it, I can take you to Manager Cao and treat you for the crime of disrespecting the decree." ”
Zhang Wuwu thought sadly about this little girl's logic, if she didn't abide by the agreement with her, what did she have to do with her master?
Zhang Wuxian smiled bitterly: "Baby, I'm so scared." After that, Zhang Wuxian took advantage of Bao'er's relaxation to knock the sword in her hand to the ground, and then took Bao'er into his arms. Looking at Bao'er's red face, there seemed to be some movement under him, Zhang Wuxian was anxious, for fear that Bao'er would see that he was a fake eunuch, so Zhang Wuxian had a bold idea to attract Bao'er's attention.
Then, Zhang Wuxian looked at her smooth face as jade, her small mouth as red as a cherry, and an urge to kiss her swelled. Her mouth suddenly touched something, and when she looked closely, it turned out to be firmly attached to Zhang's uninjured mouth. Originally, Bao'er was still a little resistant, she was a little panicked, but she was soon intoxicated by this feeling.
For a long time, the lips parted, and both of them were breathing a little fast, and she avoided his gaze and ran away with a red face.
Zhang Wuxian touched his lips and found that it was so cool. Zhang Wuxian can be sure that if he makes such a fuss, then Bao'er will definitely help him find a reason to get through.
Zhang Wuxian looked at Bao'er's body that was gradually moving away, and thought to himself that this little palace maid was quite interesting.
Ever since he decided to practice martial arts well, he practiced whenever he had free time. On this day, Zhang Wuxian practiced for a whole afternoon, causing the next day's greeting to miss the hour. Zhang Wushu was so anxious that he didn't bother to panic, so he came directly to Wanchun Palace, that is, the palace of the Queen Mother.
Zhang Wuxian cautiously came to the Wanchun Palace, at this time, the Queen Mother was bathing. Outside, there was a large group of palace maids and eunuchs waiting to be passed in and served.
Zhang Wuxian has been praying in secret, but don't call yourself, you don't know how to serve others to take a bath. But the house leak happened to rain overnight, and I was afraid of what would come.
Zhang Wushu walked in in a panic, knelt on the ground and said: "Slave Zhang Wushu saw the Queen Mother, Niangniang Chitose Chitose Chitose Chitose!" ”
The Queen Mother made a gesture, Zhang Wuxian stood up, and the Queen Mother said while washing: "Today Wang Zhen came to find the mourning family, saying that there is a slave named Zhang Wuxian who will come to report to the mourning family, Wang Zhen praised you so much, I don't know if you are really that good?" ”
Zhang Wuxian said: "The slave doesn't dare, Niangniang, what do you need the slave to do?" ”
The Queen Mother smiled, listening to the laughter very amiable, and said: "All the palace maids and eunuchs in the palace of the mourning family cannot salute the mourning family in the Wanchun Palace, and the mourning family treats you as a family member, not a slave." ”
Zhang Wuxian smiled, thinking that this queen mother is still good, but Zhang Wuxian has always had a question, is this queen mother Qi Le's mother or the mother of the current emperor?
The Queen Mother paused and then said: "In the future, I will call you a little wounded, little wounded, come and dress the mourning family, and the mourning family will go to see the emperor." ”
Zhang Wuxian can find a way to deal with anything, but it is this that makes it difficult for him to dress a woman, after all, he doesn't know how to wear it and in order.
So from the beginning, Zhang Wuxian was scolded for being clumsy, which made the Queen Mother's impression of Zhang Wuxian a little worse. Originally, the Queen Mother arranged for Zhang Wuxian and the Queen Mother to visit the emperor, but due to Zhang Wuxian's performance just now, Zhang Wuxian's position was also swept down.
After the Queen Mother left, Zhang Wuxian was the boss of the Wanchun Palace, that is, the eunuch in charge. Naturally, eunuchs came to stammer. After the Queen Mother left, an old eunuch dressed in a purple eunuch uniform said: "It's normal for us slaves to fall out of favor all of a sudden, and in the next quarter of an hour, the master will forget everything." It's good to get used to it, there's nothing to worry about. ”
Zhang Wuxian looked at the old eunuch carefully, and found that he should be three times his age, and with purple clothes, his official position should not be small.