Chapter 439: The Past of the Little Fart (4000)
As the night drew on, it seemed that these people had nothing to gain today. Just as they were about to evacuate, Lin Tian quietly followed......
When Lin Tian disappeared again, there was a mountain beam in front of him, and more than a dozen simple cloth fences were erected very inconspicuously, it seemed that this was their simple camp.
That's a lot of people! Lin Tian thought like this, and saw that the person who had noticed during the day had gotten into one of the cloth fences alone. That's right, they all live in a single room, which must be the leading treatment.
Taking advantage of the clouds covering the sky and the moon, Lin Tian flashed and came to the destination. I looked left and right and saw that no one was passing by, and I got into it with lightning speed.
After the silence, there was still no sound, and the people who had been tired for a day during the day didn't have time to notice anything unusual, Lin Tian had already disappeared into the night in the distance with a person on his shoulder......
When the little fart came to his senses, he found that he had returned to the inn, and behind the dim candlelight was Lin Tian and his flickering shadow.
"Instructor, the next time you take action, don't always take advantage of me when I'm asleep, why don't I feel a little bottomless when I was brought by you like this!"
"I'm there, it's nearly three hours before dawn, make sure you turn me into him." Time was pressing, Lin Tian didn't have time to joke with the little fart, and said directly in a commanding tone.
"No problem! I'll see if you two get along. After the little fart finished speaking, he got out of bed.
First of all, he looked at the person on the ground, and in terms of size, he was about the same as Lin Tian, but his shoulders were a little narrower, and his body was a little slender.
But none of this matters, looking for it from the clothes, it's not a big problem. After a turn, he fixed his gaze on the person's face.
"Instructor, you're pretty at this kidnapping! I think it's going to take a lot of work to turn you into him. And you may have to suffer a little bit of sin. ”
"No problem!" Lin Tian was free to do anything for Ye Zangguang to become the king of the cultivation world, and it was okay to suffer a little crime.
"That's it. Oh yes, this guy is fair-skinned, much better than yours, and I have a relatively simple and feasible way to reduce some of the processes. ”
"Tell me about it."
"It's to peel off his dough and put it on your face, so that you can save everything except your eyes. What do you think? It's a bit bloody anyway. ”
Hearing the little fart say this, Lin Tian fell into deep thought. It is said that this attention is good, this person is not related to himself, and he is also on the opposite side, so it is nothing to be ruthless.
Besides, peeling and cramping used to be done every day, but the object changed from a beast to a man......
However, after thinking about it, I still feel that it is inappropriate, not to mention that this approach is too extreme, but as far as this person is concerned, if he can join his own team, it will be a great help.
Think about the people next to Ye Zangguang, in terms of strength and strength, in terms of character and character, and in terms of strategy, it is even more overwhelming, so if it is a real knife and a real gun, it is difficult to be forced to say a word, but if you encounter the current situation, it will be too shabby to rely on your own verbal blessing.
This man has to stay, and he has to keep it......
Thinking of this, Lin Tian solemnly said to the little fart: "No matter what method you think, you must not cause the slightest harm to him while turning me into him, this person is of great use to keep." Got it? ”
"This ...... It's a little harder, but I'll do my best. You're the biggest job I've ever taken in recent years, and you're the ......."
"I don't know it's time yet." Facing the little fart's, Lin Tian said angrily.
With Lin Tian's order, the little fart began to become active. First, he pulled out a box from under the bed, Lin Tian had carried it for him before, it seemed to have no weight, and when the little fart opened it, Lin Tian's eyes were long.
What are these things, what dead bark, yellow mud, pebbles, only I can't remember where I've seen them, I can't think of what I don't have here.
In particular, those knives of different shapes and sizes are readily available, and there are dozens of them in a rough count, and the smallest of them is smaller than the reduced nails, faintly flashing in the candlelight.
"Are all your family affairs ancestral?" Lin Tian asked with some suspicion.
"Hehe, you said that I have no reason not to pass it on, if you arrange a pretty daughter-in-law for me again, I will be busy with your business tonight, and I will start to be busy with the inheritance business."
"Don't talk nonsense, give you a reason to climb up the pole. Will you not be able to find a daughter-in-law if you mix well? So you prepared all these things yourself? ”
"That's nature, and you probably don't know much about the history of the world. It must have been five years ago, when there was a place called Lang Village outside Shengcheng, and all the villagers died violently for some reason. At that time, this incident was very sensational, some people said that it was punished by God, and some said that it was caused by man-made, anyway, the more it spread for a while, the more evil it became. ”
The little fart said as he spoke, and his hands were not idle, so he got some water and began to mud. The voice pauses from time to time, but it can't hear the waves it should have. It's densely packed with the smell of machinery.
"At first, it was strictly forbidden to enter and exit Shengcheng at will, and if you wanted to go out of the city, you had to have a document issued by the chairman. But as time went by, the situation changed a little, and idle people like me were caught in one place, saying anything to ensure the stability of Shengcheng. At that time, I was still young, and I didn't know what the hell was, anyway, there was food and drink, and I didn't stay where I was, and it was just a few days later, and it was as dark as tonight, and it was also at this time that more than a hundred of us were loaded into a dozen big carriages and went out of the city overnight. ”
"I'm young, and no one wants to talk to me, but they can listen to what they say. It turned out that we were going to be sent to Lang Village, and we had everything to say. Some of the older ones even said that there were evil gods at work there, and that we were pressed to do sacrifices. But I don't believe it at all, the sacrifice doesn't look for those who have heads and faces, and selects those of us who can't eat enough and don't have warm clothes, when the fucking evil god is a stupid god, eating us is easy to break the front teeth of his old god's family. ”
"When we actually got to the place, we didn't know what we were pulling here for, it turned out to be setting fire to the village. At that time, when I got out of the car, my legs didn't obey the call, Nalang Village is not small, there are no less than a thousand people living in it, and they all died, and here came our hundreds of living people, can you not have numb scalps? Some of the timid ones were directly frightened and collapsed on the ground unconscious. Those who are a little bolder are also glazed-eyed, probably thinking of the mother in the distance, but they didn't shout out. With a gust of fishy wind blowing, more than a dozen soldiers gave a few simple explanations, and then ran away in the carriage with their noses covered, and they all understood soberly that this was to us group of rootless wanderers. ”
"Nominally, our move has relieved the suspicion of the people of Shengcheng, but in fact it is to let us be the donkeys that are grinded, and after the beans are grinded, it is time to kill the donkeys, and then in a few days, there will be some homeless people who are similar to us, riding high-headed horses and parading on the streets, replacing us as heroes. The people who figured it out ran away except me, and I watched them leave one by one, thinking that the donkeys that had finished pulling the mill would be killed, and it would be strange that you donkeys who ran away before the mill were not killed. Sure enough, the sound of the feathers in the quiet night was particularly loud, and I didn't check how many they were released, and none of them would survive anyway. ”
"In order to protect myself, I lit a small fire, and burned all the trees, houses, and so on. If you want to stay here for a long time, instead of fantasizing about these dead villagers coming back one by one, it is better to watch them die one by one. You know, it's not uncommon to see something after a long time. It was very cold, but there was no sign of decompose. I have nothing to do all day, eat at this house today, sleep on the kang tomorrow, and live comfortably. Then I became interested in these corpses, and I saw every single one of them, and no one looked good when they died, no matter what you were like when you were alive. We've been neighbors for so long, so I decided to do something meaningful for them and restore them to the way they were. ”
"And just like that, I began to take a closer look at each of them, from their facial features to their figures. Men and women, old and young, tall and short, fat and thin, beautiful and ugly. I didn't pay much attention to it before, because living people use various expressions to make up for the defects on their faces, and I sleep when I sleep without expressions, but now it seems that there is a lot of knowledge in this. It was from that time that I learned to use tools to restore their appearance before they died, and although I had never seen each other, it was more conducive to my performance. ”
"As far as you can see, these are my tools, and I have carefully selected this piece of bark for a long time, and you will never find a second one like it in the world, and rubbing it against the skin will make the face rosy for a certain period of time. Look at this stone again. After speaking, the little fart handed the stone to Lin Tian.
Lin Tian was already stunned when he heard it, when he took the stone, he didn't feel anything the same at first, but then he checked it, and felt that it was wrong, there was definitely something wrong with the weight of this stone.
"Haha! Does the instructor feel different, the origin of this stone is quite unusual, it is made of pine resin to bond the finest stone foam together. And this stone foam is not an ordinary stone foam, it is the hardest diamond polished, it is hard when it is hard, soft when it is soft, and it can be used to knock on people's faces, which can shape the desired face shape. It took me almost two months for just such a small piece. ”
"What about the knives?" Lin Tian asked, secretly adding strength in his hand.
Not to mention stones, even iron can be held into a discus, but this small stone is soft when you hold it, and it suddenly becomes extremely hard when you continue to exert force. According to what the little fart said, at first it was so soft because of the flesh in the palm, and then it was so hard because it was strong and then it was transmitted to the phalanges. Magical! Lin Tian secretly admired......
"My knives are actually very ordinary, but they are a little stranger, and the usage is no different from other knives. But if you talk about killing, this knife is not good, it is more than sharp, and the rigidity is not enough, they are mainly used to cut the skin. For example, you're going to need my smallest knife in a moment. ”
"Me? Not really! Lin Tianxia subconsciously touched his face.
"No! You've got to get your eyes on it, or I can't help it. But don't worry, do you see my bottles? These things can help you get back to the way you were, and I'm confident in that. The little fart was talking to Lin Tian, but the work in his hands did not stop at all.
Through detailed observation of the people on the ground, it was not long before a complete plan was laid out in the mind.
At this moment, the little fart saw the clothes on this person, touched the corners of the clothes with his hand, and said: "Instructor, the clothes on this person's body have a very peculiar texture, and I feel very rough when I first touch it, but after careful experience, I feel that it is extremely smooth." This is a good thing, it's better to take it off and replace it for you, it's a little smaller, but it should be able to be changed. ”
Now Lin Tianman's mind is full of a knife dangling in front of his eyes, how can he still have the heart to listen to the little fart nagging about clothes, and said casually: "You can do it yourself, just be a little lighter when you attack me......"
Seeing the novelty, the little fart was naturally very happy, and he couldn't wait to pick it off immediately, so he was a little anxious to make this move.
Since the light in the room was not very bright, he reached out and pressed it on the chest of the man on the ground.
"Drink! Just this pectoral muscle, at first glance, it is a practitioner, but I didn't expect that the body is not big, and the pectoral muscles are not small! We have a saying that the pectoral muscles are definitely martial arts, just like me, the pectoral muscles are mediocre, definitely not! This guy, tsk...... That is, the instructor, you can only catch it when you shoot. ”
While admiring, the little fart found the button of the clothes, and when he pulled off the whole piece of clothing, he found that a piece of black fabric that seemed to be very elastic was tightly strangled on the man's chest. Could it be that this kid still has some treasures hidden?
Thinking like this, the little fart finally found the button under his left armpit, and took a lot of effort to close the button.
"Bang!"
The fabric bounced directly away, which showed its elasticity, and when I looked down, the little fart was stupid, and said vaguely: "Teach...... Instructor, have you ...... Come and see, this ...... This man seems to be a ...... It's a mother's ......."
When Lin Tian heard this, he was also taken aback. Female? Leaning over to take a look, the two groups in front of me are quite large, but they can't be faked at all. One hand pushed away the little fart with his eyes, and with the other hand, he pulled the clothes next to him and covered the woman, this chagrin in his heart, how could it be a woman?
The little fart has returned to normal due to the loss of the stunning scenery, and I can't help but think: Guess who is the leader? I can't even tell the difference between male and female...... What do you do with this chest thing? Steamed bread? The little fart returned to his old business with an aftertaste......
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