Chapter 384: Joke Shop

In Mrs. Morkin's robes store, when Harry clashed with Mrs. Malfoy and Draco, Darren didn't speak, just watched from the sidelines, I really didn't expect that after Lucius was confirmed as a Death Eater and sent to Azkaban, the Malfoy family could still be so arrogant, and what interested him even more was Mrs. Morkin's performance, which was completely a picture of a non-helping attitude, and even a faint reproach to Harry, which could be regarded as a social investigation. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Before, when he set up the Magic Audio-Visual Equipment Company, Darren knew that the economic level of wizards was still in the stage of manual and half-hand workshops, and now, he can confirm that even the world view, these guys are still hundreds of years behind, you know, although the ultimate goal of the Death Eaters is to take over the management from the Ministry of Magic, they are not through any legitimate means to achieve their goals, they are simply a group of terrorists, through violence and terror to meet their needs, whether from a political point of view, or from a legal point of view, They are all proper reactionaries.

However, wizards like Lady Morkin are afraid of Narcissa and Draco, as long as it is a normal modern society, there will be no common people afraid of the family members of the underworld......

In addition, seeing Narcissa, Darren remembered Bellatrix, when Black came that day, he asked, knowing that this guy was really not dead, and was sent back to Azkaban, of course, because of the Dementor mutiny, there is not much danger there, I'm afraid Voldemort will be able to fish them out again soon, however, this is not the point, the real problem is that he later learned that in the Department of Mysteries that day, Roudophus, who was killed by him, was Bellatrix's husband, that is, these two are Death Eaters, One death and one arrest, how can it be over except for people who are imprisoned? No fines or confiscation of personal property or anything?

Darren remembered that Harry and Ron drove a flying car to Hogwarts, and Mr. Weasley was fined fifty Galleons, which the wizards used Azkaban as a universal punishment, from murder and arson, to fights and brawls, all sent there! However, it is not surprising considering the legal consciousness of the wizards.

It's a pity, otherwise, as long as Bellatrix's vault in Gringotts is opened, Darren believes that unless Voldemort directly robs it, the Slytherin gold cup will definitely not be able to run, who can have more money than him......

Thinking wildly, Darren suddenly heard Hermione say, "Ah! You see. ”

"What's wrong?"

"Ollivander Wand Shop!"

Darren looked in the direction of Hermione's finger and saw that the door of Ollivanders' wand shop was wide open, and the window panes had been smashed, and there was nothing but broken glass on the floor.

"Is this, robbed?"

"Oh, by the way, Daddy said the other day that Ollivander is gone," Ron said, "and there's no sign of a fight, and I don't know if he left on his own or if he was kidnapped." ”

"There are no signs of a struggle like this?"

"Maybe it was destroyed by someone later," Darren frowned and looked in, he remembered that the silver-haired old man had made an exception and sold him a second wand and taught him a lot about wands, it seemed that he was captured by Death Eaters or Voldemort, but he had the craft to be of great use to those guys, not to mention that the Death Eaters caught by the Ministry of Magic would have their wands destroyed, and on this basis, he should not be easily killed, and hopefully he would be safe in the end.

Although Darren regrets what happened to Ollivander, he soon stops bothering because of the joke shop opened by Fred and George, and the Weasley Magic Trick Workshop.

The shop was too easy to find, as the facades of the surrounding shops were dull and buried by notices, while Fred and George's shop windows caught the eye like a fireworks display.

The window on the left is full of colourful whirling, twitching, flashing, jumping and screaming goods, and on the right is a huge poster, purple like the Ministry of Magic's announcements, but with a dazzling yellow letter: Why are you worried about the mystery man? You should be concerned about constipation - the feeling of constipation torments the Chinese people!

These two guys are really fat! However, who gave the surname Weasley, and had connections......

At this moment, Darren heard Harry laugh, and at the same time, there was a feeble moan from beside him, it was Mrs. Weasley, her lips squirming silently, presumably silently reciting the words: Constipation.

"They're going to be murdered in their beds!" She whispered.

"No, it won't!" Ron said, laughing out loud like Harry, "It's just amazing!" ”

Upon entering the store, Darren found it full of customers, only to see cardboard boxes piled up to the ceiling: the twins had developed a quick-acting truancy candy in their last year before Hogwarts graduated.

The most popular of these is the nosebleed beef candy, which only has the last box of flattened on the shelves, and several boxes of magic wands, the cheapest of which can be turned into rubber chickens or pants with a single wave, and the most expensive kind, which will be beaten in the neck and head if the user is unprepared, and boxes of quills, including automatic inkjet, spell check, witty answers, and other varieties.

At this point, the crowd loosened a little, and Darren saw a group of teenage children watching excitedly through the gap as a wooden figure slowly climbed the steps and climbed towards a realistic gallows, both of which were on top of a box with the words "Reusable Executioner—Hang Him If You Can't Spell It" is a Scrabble toy, usually consisting of a gallows and a villain, and if the person participating in the game makes a certain mistake in spelling, the villain will be put on the gallows and be executed!

And above people's heads, a little puppet riding a wheelbarrow and walking a tightrope carrying a scale, still screaming, "Iwillhaveorder!" In fact, just look at its pink coat to know that this guy is based on Dolores. Umbridge.

"'Patented: Daydream Spell ......'" Turning his gaze off the doll, Darren reads the caption on the back of a box with a brightly colored picture of a handsome young man standing on the deck of a pirate ship with a fascinated girl.

"'Just chant a spell and you'll be in for a high-quality, stunningly realistic thirty-minute daydream, suitable for regular school classes, simple and absolutely imperceptible, with side effects such as dull expressions and slight drooling, not sold to children under the age of sixteen.'"

I didn't think those two guys could make this thing, Darren pouted, but unfortunately, it was too big and too useless.