18, the new version of the story of Snow White

The two of them walked into the opera house, walked through the backstage, and watched the ghost actors in various strange costumes discussing in twos and threes, and from time to time there was a fierce quarrel, as if they were arguing because of different understandings of the characters in the script, and they couldn't help but admire their professionalism.

"What to do, what to do" The only middle-aged man here who was not wearing a performance costume was walking back and forth, as if he was in a hurry about something.

"What's wrong with you?" the two stepped forward curiously, and Wei Hanxin asked. "Hey, it's useless to tell you. The middle-aged man shook his head, sighed, and said, "That's not necessarily, you can talk about it first" Yeguang said unconvinced when he heard this.

"My name is Barnes and I'm the caretaker of this stage. As you can see, the host of Medivan had a banquet, but it lasted a little longer than we expected, but we only prepared three plays, namely The Wizard of Oz, Little Red Riding Hood, and Romeo and Juliet, which took turns each day. The guests were very unhappy with this, they asked to see some of the things they hadn't seen, but they didn't even rehearse the other plays!"

"Hey, it's simple, isn't it just a script, I'll write it for you!" said Luminous confidently. It means that it is not a problem. "You?" Barnes looked at him suspiciously. "What kind of eyes are you, pen and ink are waiting!" said with a wave of his hand.

Barnes somewhere found a roll of old parchment, a quill and a bottle of ink that hadn't dried up, and Luminous began his creative career.

"Come, according to this performance, the audience will definitely be satisfied" Barnes took the glow-in-the-dark work with a puzzled look, "This is?"

"A new version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs!" replied Luminous proudly.

After a few days of rehearsal according to the script of the luminous light, the scene was staged.

Barnes, dressed in a black suit, walked to the center of the stage, straightened his tie, cleared his throat, and began to announce, "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's show." Tonight, you will witness a beautiful princess who has escaped from the persecution of her vicious stepmother, and with the help of seven good dwarfs, will she have a good home? With that, he walked on, which also meant that the show officially began.

At the beginning, it was Snow White's evil stepmother who was asking the Magic Mirror, "Magic Mirror, am I the most beautiful woman in the world?" "Snort," the Magic Mirror first laughed very unkindly, and then continued, "Sister, you are really confident, just your face at the scene of the car accident, this powder is enough to steam steamed buns; ”

After hearing this, the queen took out a Xuanhua giant axe from her back, and asked with a smile, "What about now?" "Of course, the most beautiful thing in this world is you, my queen", the magic mirror's tone changed, and she said elegantly and calmly, "Your beautiful face, graceful figure, and delicate skin make many girls in the world jealous, Snow White is compared to you, that is scum!"

"Oh, that's the case~" After the queen finished with a smile, her face changed, "What did you do just now, it's late!", waved the big axe in his hand, and came to split Huashan, only to hear a "click", and the magic mirror was smashed to pieces.

This dramatic scene stunned the audience, and then they started laughing. Western orthodox drama is generally known for tragedy, and where have these ghost guests ever seen such a joyous play? Although they do not understand some of the terms, this does not prevent them from laughing.

The scene of the hunter being instructed by Snow White's stepmother to take Snow White to the forest came to the scene.

Before the hunter could take out the knife, he only heard the sound of "Ah~Da!" and was kicked by Snow White, who was possessed by Bruce Lee, and fell to the ground with blood spurting from his mouth and nose. "Hmph, little one, you and my stepmother still want to join forces to harm the old lady, I don't know that the old lady started to collect protection money at the age of five, cut down a street at the age of seven, and unified the ** at the age of nine!?" The hunter lying on the ground was cool and cold, and quickly jumped up, "The princess spares her life!

"Well, look at you so pitiful, spare your life, get out!"

Snow White wandered in the forest, came to the house of the seven dwarfs, ate everything and fell asleep. When the dwarfs came back from work, they woke her up, and each complained that she didn't make much money from work, and let you, a foodie, eat all dinner. The princess listened and said, "What is the future of work, go, I will take you to rob the road and collect protection money!"

Under the leadership of Snow White, the dwarfs robbed the rich and helped the poor, and their achievements were brilliant. The poor people who have been relieved are all grateful, and some even have tablets in their homes.

One day, Snow White saw an old woman holding a basket of apples, and recognized it as her stepmother at a glance, for one reason: she had seen her stepmother after removing her makeup, and now the old woman's appearance is restored. went up directly and beat her up, and naturally the apple was also snatched up. Bai Xue picked a red one, took a bite, never thought about it, and hung it up like this

At Snow White's funeral, seven dwarfs were crying sadly, and one of them mourned affectionately, "I didn't expect that the boss didn't fall on the front line of leading us to cut people, but he lost his life because of an apple. Boss, don't worry, I'll burn you the two comics you haven't finished, ah"

At this time, he passed by a prince, who had been robbed by bandits when he had been sent to other countries as a mission, and he happened to meet Snow White who brought a dwarf over to eat black, and by the way saved him. At that time, he deeply admired Snow White's heroic slashing appearance. Now, he returned, just in time to see the princess lying in a crystal coffin.

After learning the ins and outs, the prince couldn't help but feel sad: "Bai Xue, the eighty-two catties of the Green Dragon Glaive Knife I made for you has not been delivered to you, why did you just leave!?" Then her gaze met the prince's eyes full of surprise.

So the prince and princess lived happily ever after~

While the actors collectively walked to the front stage to take the curtain call, they also received thunderous applause from the guests. The guests first thanked the actors for the joy they had brought them, and then expressed their appreciation for the wonderful plot and the affirmation of the innovative spirit.

"How's that?" asked Luminous smugly. Compared with Barnes's respectful face, Wei Hanxin had a black line, and she asked, "You said that Hans Christian Andersen knew that his work was changed like this, would he come out to find you desperately?"

"This story was written by Green, but who cares! Nightglow still smirked.