"Hey, holding grudges is not a gentleman's doing. Lou Wen gave a middle finger in his heart, despising him for his villainous behavior!

Wait, he seems to know, it's over, is he going to offend again?

Lou Wen, who felt a little square, thought seriously for a second, and decided, anyway, he has already offended so many times, what is there to do it again? Anyway, you are not afraid of being pressed by the system if you have a lot of debts!

Lin Youyou raised his eyebrows, stared at him with a smile, tapped his fingertips on the table, and a wicked smile loomed: "I am the leader of the cult, not a gentleman." ”

Lou Wen, who received the signal, hurriedly smiled and complimented his dear cult leader crappily: "Outsiders don't know, I know, you are the most gentleman in the world." ”

But this time it was obviously the horse that slapped on the horse's leg, Lin Youyou sighed in frustration, and replied to him with a very hurt face: "It turns out that you don't know, I'm not a gentleman." ”

Lou Wen saw it clearly, this person was simply the type of person who kicked his nose and gave him a little sunshine, so he decided to change his strategy, and his face was pulled, and he didn't open his duties: "Hey, you will have no friends like this." ”

However, Lin Youyou choked him indifferently: "It's okay to have a husband, what do you want your friends to do?"

Lou Wen finally couldn't help but jump up, grabbed the chopsticks and rubbed to his side, pressed the bamboo chopsticks against his throat, and warned him quite domineeringly: "Day! This is the official forcing the people to rebel, and I have to rebel! If you don't say it again, don't blame me for being unkind to you!"

"Oh, I'm so afraid, please accept mercy, my little life is precious. Lin Youyou said that he was scared, but where did the fear come from on his face?

With an indifferent expression, he simply didn't take him in his eyes, and Lou Wen was furious! He really poked his skin with chopsticks like a murder weapon, and his throat was slightly sunken.

At the same time, he said viciously: "If you know that Jin is expensive, don't talk nonsense, otherwise I'm really welcome!"

"Well, then I'll have to ...... Ahh......h

Lou Wen couldn't believe his ears, and before he even reacted, he just blinked his eyes, trying to keep his eyes open to the man in front of him who was smiling evilly.

, why do you suddenly feel so good, Assassin?" ”

"What kind of person, let go of the sect leader quickly, and spare your life!" The left and right protectors who heard the wind set up a position one left and one behind, and the pro-guards who followed behind them, well-trained against the wall, entered the house, and in the blink of an eye, Lou Wen and Lin Youyou were surrounded in the middle.

Lou Wen was startled, shook his hands and took the chopsticks away from Lin Youyou's throat, chicken legs in one hand, wooden chopsticks in the other, and his hands were raised above his head, almost frightened by this formation.

"Calm down, I'm just joking with the sect leader, I'm not an assassin, have you ever seen an assassin with chopsticks as a weapon?" Cold sweat broke out, Lou Wen almost wanted to cry, and weakly asked Lin Youyou for help with his eyes.

System Jun, you are really holding a grudge.

Lin Youyou raised his hand to stop his subordinates who wanted to take down Lou Wen, and asked him in an unusually gentle voice: "Am I a gentleman?"

"Otherwise, what does the world think, in my heart, only you are a gentleman, please ask the Lord to firmly believe that I am brave and loyal. Lou Wen flattered with his most sincere feelings, and his heart was already roaring—it's strange! You are the smallest person in the world!

"Will I have no friends?" The gentle voice didn't seem to intend to let him go?

Lou Wen twitched the corners of his mouth, he was quick to talk about it for a while, it was really negligible, but this boss was in a bad mood, and as a subordinate, he had to be wronged, no, he even changed his title: "No, you don't need friends, we swear to advance and retreat with you." ”

However, the wording didn't seem to be appropriate, Lin Youyou really picked up this question and asked with interest: "Advance and retreat together?"

Lou Wen resisted the urge to roll his eyes, and the fingers holding the chicken leg were slightly white, but his face had to be piled up with flattery, ahhh

"It's a small misnomer, we follow you all our lives, when necessary, without hesitation to show your heart, as long as you are safe and worry-free. ”

This is really touching, if it weren't for Lou Wen's expression being too real, he would have believed it: "Say this, are your teeth sore?"

"The words of the Muslim master, a little. "It's not just sour, it's just sour, my stomach is gurgling with sour water, alas, I didn't expect him to have today.

Thinking that his statement was quite interesting, Lin Youyou couldn't help but want to hear more, only to see him with one hand on the table, holding his cheeks and planning to talk for a long time: "Can it be more sour?" I want to hear it. ”

This is a bitter Lou Wen, he stood still and didn't speak, he still raised his hands and meow, he didn't know how long it would last, so he planned to make a quick decision: "If the Muslim leader speaks, can you be sour in private? I heard the sound of gasping." ”

"The sect leader spares his life, the little one didn't mean it. The gasping Han paper knelt down in fear and begged for mercy, his face covered with cold sweat, a little pitiful.

However, he had always been a good leader, so he just waved his hand and said, "Oh, excuse me, I feel so sore too." ”

"Then, can it not be sour?" Lou Wen took the opportunity to slander.

Knowing what you want to do, I won't let you get your wish, this is probably Lin Youyou's most realistic mood now, so a trace of calculation suddenly appeared on his handsome face, and Lou Wen was frightened: "You go to bed at night." ”

"Master, the younger one is a man. Lou Wen refused him speechlessly, what kind of god is this?

Lin Youyou nodded, very calm, very natural, and very shameless with the thoughts of a room full of crooked people: "Well, I just checked it." ”

Hearing the successive gasps, Lou Wen almost wanted to kneel, his face was a little unpleasant, his small eyes were full of pleading, and he even softened his voice, just begging that it was still too late for him to let him go: "Sect Master, please don't say such ambiguous words, it will make people misunderstand." ”

Obviously, Lou Wen is too naïve, if you dare to provoke, don't coax it.

"Did you misunderstand?" Lou Wen's words seemed to remind him, Lin Youyou swept around the unknown crowd of onlookers, and asked coldly.

"The words of the head of Islam, the subordinates do not misunderstand. The left and right protectors answered in unison for a group of brothers, and the misunderstanding can only be in the heart, not in the mouth, and give the fawn some wax.

"Look, no one misunderstood. Lin Youyou smiled at him proudly, smiling proudly, smiling proudly, smiling like a hundred flowers, smiling more beautiful than peach blossoms.

After Lou Wen found that showing weakness and conniving at him could not solve this dilemma, he suddenly had a little headache, but he vaguely seemed to understand something, but he was really unwilling to admit defeat like this, so he continued to die: "No, I will misunderstand." ”

"You're really in love with me, is this how you seduced me? ”

Lin Youyou got up as he spoke, stepped forward and approached him, wrapped his waist with one hand, and clasped his small chin with the other, making him look up and look at him with a little effort.

Lou Wen only felt that a thunderbolt fell from the sky, splitting him to the outside and the inside, who dares to say that this is not the system king, he must fight with him!

The feeling of suddenly encountering modern words in ancient times is too weird, Lou Wen has to admit it, and if he doesn't admit his mistake, everyone will know tomorrow that his body was played by the sect master.

Stiffened, his head tilted back slightly, trying to get away from him, trying to squeeze out a pitiful face, oh no, an expression, begging for mercy in the softest and cute voice he had ever made: "Sect Master, my subordinates know that they are wrong." ”

"Oh, what's wrong?" Lin Youyou, who was the domineering president, how could he make him retreat, his head moved, and the hand holding his waist immediately tightened, and the bodies of the two suddenly met intimately.

Lou Wenhua was a popsicle, his whole body was stiff, his face was burning hot, he wanted to take his eyes off but didn't dare, so he had to admit his mistake: "The fault is not to provoke the prestige of the sect leader, the fault is not to talk back, the fault is not to be rude, the fault is to be, uh, should not eat chicken legs." ”

The front is good, the atmosphere is good, the posture is more perfect, Lin Youyou's mood is sunny, but when he heard the last sentence, he couldn't help but break the gong: "It would be nice if you omitted the last sentence." ”

"No, no, no, my subordinates will never eat chicken drumsticks in the future. Finding out that he had another big bug, Lou Wen hurriedly remedied the pain, oops, his poor chicken legs.

Who knows, the system Jun is dirty again, dirtier than the train: "Are you going to eat it a few days ago?"

Lou Wenqiu.

His loveless expression amused Lin Youyou, and a burst of hearty laughter resounded throughout the room, shaking everyone's hearts.

The left and right protectors could no longer look directly at the two of them, although there were a few words that they couldn't understand, but, when they connected back and forth, they seemed to understand whether they understood or not, and their faces were going to turn red.

Taking advantage of Lin Youyou's good mood, with a wave of his left protector's hand, the team quietly slid out of the room, and helped the two of them close the door, which had a tendency to stop the leakage of filth.

Lin Youyou, who is addicted to flirting, after that, teased three times a day, and occasionally added a supper.

From the beginning, Lou Wen couldn't help but fry the hair three times a day, and then he was shunned three times, and then he was ridiculed so red-faced, and he developed to not fried the hair, and he didn't need to be smooth, and he still blushed a little, but he could naturally pick up dirty jokes.

For example, at this moment, Lou Wen tried his best to stabilize the horse step, and the spear attacked violently, blocking the opponent's actions within the range of the spear, which has to be said to be a good attention to defense.

However, it is still that problem, blind defense can't win, and Lin Youyou, who was about to doze off when he saw it, began to say amazingly again: "Xiaolu, change your posture, I'm tired of your immutable position." ”

Lou Wen, who was busy dealing with his opponent, pouted, and had to change his position, ahhhh ”

"But I'm tired of it. Lin Youyou said in an accentuated tone.

Lou Wen focused on dealing with the opponent, and he could still distract himself from it, and said surprisingly again: "Then do you like me lying on my stomach, or do you like me to move by myself?"

Lin Youyou raised his eyebrows, as if thinking of some inappropriate picture for children, his smile couldn't help but deepen, and the tip of his pink-tender tongue licked his red lips hungrily, "Is it okay to walk on your stomach?"

"Success, running on your knees! Drink! I won, I was taught. Lou Wen has obviously been trained to blurt out words without using his brain, and he can answer without a bad score.

Seeing that the martial artist who was frightened by his words revealed his flaws, Lou Wen's eyes lit up, and he quickly broke his defense, and the spear was pointed directly at his heart, and he won.

Although it is very shameless, but this is a good way to defeat? especially, Xuan Jingye, a serious man? ha!