Just when Zhang Chenyu and Xu Chiji were full of love, a smoking object was thrown around the two of them, and when they looked at it, the two large two kicks, the ears of the people who shook the two loud noises were numb, and the figures of a group of people in the smoke slowly appeared, and the person who hit the head shouted: There was a loud bang in the sky, and Lao Tzu appeared on the stage!O(∩_∩)O hahaha~The second sick man at the beginning is the boss Dai Kun, there is a huge fat man behind Dai Kun, who is more than one meter tall, weighs more than 400 pounds, and has a horizontal face, the most dazzling thing is that he has a pair of hanging bell big breasts that make women ashamed, and the big fat man Yu Zhiyuan sneered: Obviously it rang twice, you have to say a loud noise, just your anxious IQ, and be the boss!

Dai Kun slapped it over: Yu Zhiyuan, I appreciate your realm of complaining with your life, but if you talk again, I will pinch your chest and make it a bigger cup!

Yu Zhiyuan covered his chest and fled, and everyone laughed. The vast team behind Dai Kun is the hooligans of the elite class, Zhang Chenyu and Chai Ye walked into the team of hooligans, a full twelve people, lined up and standing opposite Xu Chi, everyone applauded and cheered at Xu Chi and howled wolf, Dai Kun in the middle of the team grabbed Xu Chi a bear hug: Welcome to join our twelve alliances. Let's go, my brother will take you around this world of flowers.

Xu Chi frowned, and asked Dai Kun in a low voice: There are already twelve people in the alliance team, and I am thirteen people.

Dai Kun suddenly: Yes, if you don't say that I really don't know, Lao Tzu is really the kind of person who is destined to shine in the legend, other people's alliances are twelve people, Lao Tzu's group is thirteen people, and they are all pigs and horses, Lao Tzu worships himself in the depths of his heart!

Xu Chi was speechless, how could he chat about this, and sure enough, as Zhang Chenyu said, this boss has a deep secondary two plot, and he commits subneurosis from time to time.

Dai Kun hugged Xu Chi: Just kidding! We have long thought that you are the kind of person who wants to run out, the small city of the oil field can't accommodate you, I have thought about staying in my hometown, you go out to work hard, it is much more reassuring than these pit goods behind me. At least you have a high IQ and are easy to mix well, and your character is guaranteed. To use an ugly analogy, let's say I died at home at work, I left a daughter, my family entrusted my daughter to Shiba Ye, who was good outside, and after a few years, my daughter grew up and became beautiful, Shibano took my daughter to my grave, Shibano knelt there, kowtowed, and shouted, Dad, I came to see you. I'm telling you, I can't bear it!

Shiba Ye was furious: Look at your cowardice, you know that you are the life of giving birth to a daughter, and you will definitely not be able to give birth to a son! I tell you, if you rush at your genes, your daughter can't see it at all, and Lao Tzu doesn't bother to sleep with her at all!

Zhang Chenyu hurriedly instigated: Boss, you can do it, the time for Liwei has come, let him understand who is the boss, this product is high, kill him as soon as possible, otherwise with the urine nature of this goods, sooner or later we will have to cuckold!

Shiba Ye sneered: You are discussing the matter of killing me in front of me, such a big husband? And let me tell you, everyone present, I, Chai Ye, have already brought you a green hat! Of course, Xu Chi's green hat was just brought to him today, and the others, Lao Tzu helped you make a green hat achievement a year or two earlier!

A thought popped up in everyone's hearts: This chaotic minister and thief must not be kept!

During the Spring Festival, the hotel was full of people everywhere, and the private rooms were full of different twelve leagues, and everyone came to a hotel that had been booked to call a private room, and the table in the private room was only twelve stools, and the waiter was busy adding a stool.

Xu Chi also echoed: The method of the Twelve Leagues has only been running in the oil field for ten years, but its influence can be found in every corner of the oil field, I have to say that the oilfield kid who invented the Twelve Leagues was really a genius, and he was born with backbones, if I lived in that era, I would definitely not think of such a solution, he let the students who were about to graduate from high school reach an agreement, the agreement of the twelve students, six of whom went to college to stay in the big city to work hard, are now collectively referred to as running dogs, and the remaining six are left to work in the oil field, and are now collectively referred to as Shoubi。 Shoubi is responsible for taking care of the parents and family of the runaway dog, and when Shoubi goes to the city where the runaway dog is located, the runaway dog receives it free of charge. And when Shoubi dies unexpectedly at work, the child left behind by Shoubi is raised by the runaway dog in the big city. Keeping the old ones and running away from the dogs are small, and they gather in the oil field during the Spring Festival.

Dai Kun interrupted Xu Chi and took out a glass of wine that was poured full: Today's New Year, happy, don't talk about this, Xu Chi, you drink this, it's a brother, it's a brother, the friendship is deep, and it's boring!

Xu Chi drank it in one gulp and coughed violently: What did you give me to drink?

Dai Kun said mysteriously: This is a good wine, called "Drunken Life and Dream Death"!

Dai Kun filled another cup: Anyone who is out of love drinks this, the effect is the best, come on, drink another glass, otherwise it will hurt the body!

After three rounds of wine, Xu Chi was already lying on the table, and opened the bottle of wine before closing his eyes: Get out, what is drunk and dreaming of death, there are five big characters on the wine bottle, Red Star Erguotou!

I don't know how long it took, Xu Chi was shaken awake: what time is it, it's time to go home!

Dai Kun's face was full of red light: Eat and drink enough, it's time for us to find some adult fun!

Xu Chi immediately woke up halfway through drinking, and an ominous trailer struck: What is the fun of adults?

Shibano is a matter of course: Phew!

Xu Chi fell down a little, but fortunately, Feng Zhaowei, the accountant in the alliance, appeared: It's not me who hits you, the money we have left is only enough for thirteen of us to find four young ladies, even if we don't care, other young ladies won't do it!

Dai Kun pondered for a while: Why don't you find a place to wash your feet and massage?

Zhang Chenyu couldn't help it: In our small place, the place where we wash our feet is all for young ladies, and people don't know how to massage.

Xu Chi finally breathed a sigh of relief and could go home.

Who knew that Dai Kun was excited: Or, let's get a tattoo!

The crowd was excited, Xu Chi saw that he was powerless to return to the sky, and fainted again after leaving a sentence: The tattoo is good in the palm of my hand.

Xu Chi didn't know the story behind that day, and later Zhang Chenyu told him that he had a red tattoo on the palm of his hand, but the paint was special, and he couldn't see it, so he felt that people were pitted, and he went to that shop to find someone, but the tattoo artist ran away......

Arriving at the station in front of the train, Hangzhou Station, please prepare in advance when you get off the train.

The horn of the train was broadcast three times in a row, Xu Chi slowly opened his eyes, clenched his fists, and clasped his fingertips on the place where the palm was tattooed: Zhang Chenyu, I will definitely save you......

"Chenyu Quotations": Xu Chi's art major in the college entrance examination, Xu Chi's art major examination at the Beijing Academy of Fine Arts, and his test paper made the professor anxious.

A noisy professor: This sketch is full marks, there is no need to argue! The sketch exam is only 30 minutes, and this candidate has drawn as many as 12 faces in such a short time, and 12 characters are drawn in a work, the characters are arranged in an orderly manner, and all of them are vivid, the expressions are vivid, and they are also smiling, but these 12 people laugh in different styles. He should be cleared.

Not to be outdone, the other classroom is not to be outdone: the characteristics of this candidate's work are indeed what you said, but his fatal flaw is too obvious, out of the twelve figures, ten are normal sketch characters, if he only draws these ten figures, then he must get a full score, but what is the matter with the two characters he paints? This character, the handsome one is not like a person, what is he drawing? Japanese idol manga? And this character, this ugly person has begun to abstract, and it has become a monster! Hey! In a sketch exam, a student drew a comic idol for me, and there was an abstract abomination, how do you let me give points!

The two factions argued to no avail, and finally reached an agreement, the candidates are to be determined, to see how the next round of oil painting exam results, to determine whether to pass the professional test.

In the oil painting exam, Xu Chi dominated the crowd with a pair of postmodernist abstract paintings, Xu Chi's perception of light and color made the examiner embarrassed, shocked, and the professors exclaimed that he had a pair of eyes that had been kissed by Picasso.

That year, Xu Chi was admitted to the Academy of Fine Arts in advance before the college entrance examination as the first place in the art major.

Xu Chi didn't know that his sketch exam had caused so much controversy, but in fact, Xu Chi was a rigorous realistic style of sketching, and those professors would find out how real Xu Chi's painting was if they met Xu Chi's friends.

Shibano does look like a comic idol, and Yu Zhiyuan does look like an abomination in Warcraft......

In Xu Chi's sketch, twelve people lined up, laughing happily and clapping their hands, while the person in the middle laughed and stretched out his arms forward, as if he was about to hug something......