Chapter 53: The Fat Monkey Wants to Practice
In the dormitory, the fat man and the monkey looked at Lin Hai as if they were in trouble, and they couldn't understand why they had such a serious conversation, so that the humorous cells of the fat man were nipped in the bud one by one, and the monkey's restless genes were also vacuumed and sealed.
"Fang Wenhao's business, I did it," Lin Hai said.
"Hiss", the fat man and the monkey's eyes widened.
"How did you do that, chemical drugs?" The fat man didn't think about the trouble of this matter, he just wanted to know Lin Hai's methods, and the monkey nodded.
"Aren't you worried?" Lin Hai looked at his good brother without a trace of fear in front of him.
"Damn, I've long seen him unpleasant, all day long, five people and six like ducks, drill where there are women, a big man still sprays his choking perfume, his hair can be used as a mirror, the most damn thing is that he is still so insidious, almost caused me and the monkey to disaster, I want to have your ability, I wiped him on the first day I knew him" The fat man slapped the table and said, the monkey shook his fist and said, "If anything happens, I'll go to the top tank." As soon as he finished speaking, he was kicked aside by Lin Hai and the fat man.
"I'm telling you about this today, just to ask you, do you want to have this kind of ability?" Lin Hai asked solemnly, as soon as he heard this, flowers appeared in the eyes of the fat man and the monkey, and he kept nodding his head excitedly. Who the hell doesn't want to have this kind of ability, it's definitely a big fool who didn't eat milk when he was a child and didn't eat rice when he grew up. The fat man's mouth was about to drool, and his hands were grabbing here and there as if he had nowhere to swing, and his eyes were more excited than when he saw his mother, so he almost didn't hold Lin Hai in his arms.
"Actually, I have already laid a good foundation for you to shape your body from the beginning," Lin Hai suppressed the joy of the two of them.
"You mean the poop that comes out of us," the fat man thought of at once.
"Uh, yes, the discharge of dirt and toxins from those bodies has played a key role in your later cultivation" Lin Hai nodded, and was speechless at the fat man's "poop".
"Cultivation, you mean that one" The fat man's eyes widened, his lips trembled, and he didn't know how to express it, and his fingers kept pointing at it.
"Yes, if you cultivate to a certain level, you can fly to the sky" Lin Hai knew that the fat man was referring to the sky, and he also knew what he wanted to express.
The monkey on the side of "Ga" almost didn't pull over.
"And you're now?" The fat man took a few steps back excitedly and pointed at Lin Haidao.
"Yes, I've been cultivating, and I've been cultivating since the day I completely changed, otherwise, if I don't have today's results, you won't have it" After Lin Hai finished speaking, a volley of "Teng" was suspended, and the fat man and the monkey looked at Lin Hai above his head like a ghost, his eyes seemed to be fixed, and his mouth couldn't be closed.
With a "snap" sound, the fat man slapped the monkey on the ground, and the monkey got up in a daze. "You hit me for hair" The monkey asked, "I want to know if this is a dream, do you hurt" "Smack" Before the fat man finished speaking, the monkey slapped me, "Does it hurt?" The monkey asked the fat man who was grinning his teeth, "It hurts me, the dead monkey, uh, it hurts, it's not a dream, it's not a dream" The fat man woke up halfway through speaking, and picked up the monkey, the force was too great, and he was a bit of a posture to stuff the monkey into his body, which made the monkey cough and gasp. It was only after the two of them finally stopped.
"I want to learn," shouted the fat man and the monkey in unison.
"Okay, I didn't find the exercises some time ago, so I didn't let you learn them, but now that I have them, you first digest the contents of these two pieces of jade, and then ask me if you don't understand something." After Lin Hai finished speaking, he handed a piece of jade to each of them, it was the exercise that Xiao Shi found for the two of them, since the kidnapping, Lin Hai has been begging Xiao Shi to find the exercise for them, after all, no matter how powerful he is, he is also a person, and there is no way to protect everyone he cares about, only when they have the means of self-protection, Lin Hai can cultivate to a higher realm without distraction. I will definitely have to do more things in the future, and if there are a few people around me who can help me wholeheartedly, I will go further and walk more steadily. It's a pity that Grandpa and Uncle Ye are too old, they have passed the best cultivation age, and they haven't been able to find the exercises that suit them for a while, so Lin Hai had to put this matter aside for a while, so that the fat man and the monkey can grow up as soon as possible.
"Buddha laughs at the miracle" fat man.
"King Kong God beats" monkeys.
"This is a monk's practice, and you can't get close to a woman" The fat man looked at the jade piece in his hand with a bitter face, and the monkey was also startled, scratching his ears and cheeks.
"Monkey, change with you" The fat man snatched the monkey's jade piece and ran to the side to look at it.
"What? I have to suffer seven hundred and forty-nine bruises a day, and I have to keep my body as a child," the fat man exclaimed, and quickly stuffed the jade piece back into the monkey, and snatched it back.
"Brother still practice this, at least the smile is long, it's much better than your masochistic exercises, and my brother can still be female after he cultivates to Dacheng" The fat man chattered, looking at the monkey with a look of pity. The monkey looked at Lin Haidao with a vegetable face, "Hai Haizai, are there any other exercises, I am not afraid of being beaten and enduring, but my Hou family is just my grass, this is going to be a disaster, this is not the same as the undefeated sunflower treasure book in the East" The monkey looked depressed, and his mouth was as if he didn't get his favorite toy.
"Can you talk about it when you're done," Lin Hai pouted on the monkey's head.
"Wow, wow, hahaha, if you meet a golden girl, you can
Double cultivation, the magic will rise, ahhahaha, I just need to find a girl who belongs to gold, and the magic will be faster after double cultivation uh, it seems that there are only animal zodiac signs such as dragons and horses, and I haven't heard of metal silver" The monkey looked at it for a while and laughed, but after a while, it was hard again, and the fat man was patting his thighs and holding his stomach next to him, and he couldn't breathe.
"The gold mentioned here is not the zodiac genus, it refers to the human body containing metallic elements, everyone will have various elements in their bodies, there are gold, wood, water, earth, fire, ice and various elements, but only the largest proportion is the elemental destination of this person, and it will be faster to practice this exercise, you are gold, so you let you practice this exercise" Lin Hai explained for the monkey and the fat man, but he was just a mouthpiece, these are all explained by Xiao Shi to him.
"Oh, that's right, there's a girl with the gold elemental, right?" The monkey suddenly became refreshed.
"There must be girls with gold elements, don't forget that there are billions of people in this world," Lin Hai said with a smile.
"It's okay, it's okay, I almost caused disaster to the Hou family," the monkey said excitedly.
"But," Lin Hai seemed to suddenly think of something, and the monkey's heart hung again.
"What's that? But what?" The monkey was in a hurry, and the fat man was also confused on the side.
"However, as far as I know now, there are only four people who have cultivators, the earth lacks aura, and the cultivation method has been cut off for a long time, your so-called double cultivation is a metallic woman who has also cultivated, there are few cultivators, and you have to find metallic among the cultivators, I'm afraid" Lin Hai also looked at the monkey with some unconfidence, the monkey looked at Lin Hai in astonishment, turned his head and glared at the fat man who was holding back a smile, and shook his hand and said, "Whatever, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, there is better hope than no hope, practice first and then say" The monkey's resolute temperament satisfied Lin Hai, if he didn't dare to cultivate because of this scruple, then the monkey would have no need to cultivate, but fortunately, the monkey didn't disappoint Lin Hai. The fat man saw that the monkey was so determined, of course he had to express his position, and he also promised to cultivate well.
"Okay, then you guys watch first, I'll go out for a walk" Lin Hai turned around and was about to pull the door, but the door was slammed, the fat man and the monkey quickly hid the jade piece, and Lin Hai opened the door.
"Who is Lin Hai, Fang Yulin, Hou Jin" As soon as the door opened, there were several uniformed policemen standing outside, looking at Lin Hai and the fat man, and asked in a somewhat subdued voice.
"I'm Lin Hai, they are Fang Yulin and Hou Jin" There was a trace of speculation in Lin Hai's eyes, but he said unhurriedly.
"It's just you, come with us to the county bureau" A tall lanky policeman waved his hand, meaning to ask Lin Hai and them to follow him.
"What's the matter, or are we going to go with you for something?" Lin Hai analyzed that they came for Fang Wenhao's matter, but they were not a little flustered, after all, their own methods could not be explained by scientific principles in this world, and it was impossible for them to know that they did it themselves.
"Fang Wenhao's matter is a little unusual, as you have a suspicion, you must cooperate with our investigation," the tall and thin policeman turned around and said.
"What do we have?" said the fat man, squeezing his head out of the door.
"You once fought with Fang Wenhao in the cafeteria, this has been confirmed by many students, this is the suspicion, we have reason to suspect that you may have taken revenge and hurt Fang Wenhao" The tall and thin policeman's voice raised a little.
"Oh, cases that can't even be explained by medicine, you think we students who have just entered high school can do it, do you think we are Nobel laureates?" the fat man's voice also raised, and the onlookers and teachers all discussed, thinking that the police's reason was not valid at all, and there was a suspicion of buttoning the hat.
The thin and tall policeman's face turned red and white for a while, but he couldn't hold back a word to answer the fat man.
"Three classmates, we are also for the investigation and evidence collection, this colleague's words just now are a bit excessive, we definitely don't think that you have the ability to create this kind of case, but we have to summarize and eliminate people and things related to Fang Wenhao, and I hope you can cooperate with our work, just routine questioning, if it's okay, you can come back soon" A slightly fatter policeman saw that the situation was not right, and hurriedly explained to Lin Hai and them.
"That's Lin Hai, the three of you will go, I'll go with you" A voice came from the crowd, but it was Bai Ruozi who walked out in white, Lin Hai knew that Bai Ruozi went back to the city some time ago, but he didn't know how he appeared today.
"Okay, let's go on a trip" Lin Hai saw that Bai Ruozi had already said this, after all, he was the head teacher, and this bit of face still had to be given.
Lin Hai and the others got into Bai Ruozi's car, and the two police cars shouted and sandwiched their cars in the middle and drove towards the county seat, the fat man looked depressed, "What, this is a bit of a rhythm that ruins my reputation, it's okay for you to scream in front of and back, people who don't know the truth seem to be like we are felons."
"Amitabha, follow along, hey, the monks have to take care of the mundane affairs of this Raushzi, this little guy can really do things." Behind the police car, the car of the monk Jiming also followed.