First, the general is so superstitious

After Xiao Hei and Jiu Ye did something bad, Xiao Hei was lying on Jiu Ye and sleeping comfortably. Jiu Ye lazily played with Xiao Hei's hair, and suddenly remembered something, so he asked, "I remember that you were born in the first month?"

Xiao Hei didn't look up, and replied, "Yes, you haven't given me any gifts yet, I can't rely on it this year." ”

The ninth master said "hmm", got up and sat up, and said: "A few days ago, the thirteenth came to me and gave me a book of Western gossip. ”

Xiao Hei stared at a pair of big eyes and asked, "What does this mean?"

Ninth Master: "The meaning of X is cold." ”

Xiao Hei was surprised, and recalled the battle picture of Fang Cai, he was obviously ...... It's not lukewarm. So he was not convinced, and asked: "Then what zodiac sign are you?"

Jiu Ye: "I was born in Chongyang and am a Scorpio. ”

Xiao Hei hurriedly asked, "What does this mean?"

The Ninth Master thought for a moment, and his expression was extremely serious: "The meaning of X fanaticism." ”

Xiao Hei was furious, and said frantically: "How is it possible! That book says the opposite!" ...... Before he finished speaking, he found that Jiu Ye was looking at him playfully, and Xiao Hei, who caught chickens, immediately realized that he had said the wrong thing.

"This ...... That one...... I ......"

Jiu Ye did not give Xiao Hei a chance to defend himself, and directly proved the correctness of the theoretical knowledge provided in the book with practical actions. So our poor little black bit his fingers while holding the ninth master who was in the attacking position and described in the book as "X fanatic", and tears of remorse flowed from the palace to the outside of the Seibu Gate.

"Xiao Hei, you want a birthday present so much, let's have a baby!"

“…… Envelope...... Superstition kills people...... This kind of talk...... You also need to...... Take action to ...... Verify it...... Yes...... Is it ...... Ah......h

“……”

Therefore, sometimes feudal superstition not only does not kill people, but may also create people.

Second, the princess is so arrogant

One day in a certain year, a certain month, Xiao Hei ran to ask the ninth master: "Many people say that this princess is arrogant, what does it mean to be arrogant?"

The Ninth Master groaned and put down the idle book in his hand: "Who did you learn these strange words from?"

"There is a person named Bai Laosan, do you know her?" Xiao Hei's expression was very innocent and innocent.

The Ninth Master frowned: "What else did she say?"

"She also said you were a loyal dog...... But you're obviously following a wolf, how did you become a loyal dog? Jiulang, what is a loyal dog?"

Jiu Ye's expression was a little tangled.

Xiao Hei continued to chatter: "Thirteen asked me today, why are we still in the same room, and ask Ninth Master if you have any hidden diseases?"

Jiu Ye raised his forehead: "That's because you're too arrogant." ”

Blackie: "What is Tsundere?"

After listening to Xiao Hei's words, the ninth master thought seriously for a while, and for a long time, a malicious smile appeared in his eyes: "You just want to know so?"

Xiao Hei nodded, indicating that he was eager to learn.

Jiu Ye picked up Xiao Hei and walked to the bed, waved his big hand, cough cough, and his clothes fell to the ground.

"You...... You...... No, I'm not ready...... Hmmm......"

The ninth master smiled evilly: "Xiao Hei, do you know? Now you are arrogant." ”

"Yes...... Really?" little black twisted his hair, "I...... I...... Hmmm......"

Before he finished speaking, he was blocked by the strong and domineering kiss of the ninth master.

The red candle tent is warm, and the spring light is beautiful.

The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, everyone should retreat quickly, and those who want to watch go to Bai Laosan to buy tickets.

"Huh-" The Ninth Master flew a stone, almost making Bai Laosan die like Da Yue'er (who still remembers it).

……

After a night of wind and rain, the next day Xiao Hei was lying in the arms of the ninth master and was sleeping soundly, when he was suddenly woken up by a squirming sound.

The Ninth Master was wearing a thin shirt and was busy with something.

So our arrogant little black fire was on fire: "Why did you wake me up early in the morning, you ...... me last night" At this point, I suddenly lost my old face and continued to speak.

The ninth master looked at Xiao Hei calmly, but it gave Xiao Hei goosebumps.

Xiao Hei's face was full of black lines: "Ninth Master, where is your face?"

The Ninth Master pondered for a moment and muttered: "The loyal dogs in the novel have always been faceless. ”

Xiao Hei wanted to cry without tears, and was angry: "Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮"

Jiu Ye raised his eyebrows, "Xiao Hei, you are arrogant again." ”

“……”

When I woke up again, it was dusk.

The squeezed little black bit the corner of the quilt and swore to the sky: "I'm no longer arrogant!"

The ninth master shouted outside the door: "It's time to eat, Xiao Hei." ”

"Come in and hug me! I can't walk!"

“……”

It's over, Xiao Hei is arrogant again......

Third, the counterattack of Chang'an scumbags

One day, Xiao Hei anxiously ran to Pei Shisan and said, "Recently, I've been busy with the ninth master, and I'm going to take the accounting exam tomorrow, so you can take the exam for me." ”

Pei Shisan was trembling, thinking that he skipped class every day, and his exams were settled by Lao Tzu's financial resources, he really didn't dare to agree to Xiao Hei to lose that old face, he thought for a long time, and said: "I'll give you a limited edition of fur tomorrow, you bring it to your invigilator, and she will definitely let you pass." ”

Xiao Hei thought about it and felt that this method was feasible, so he happily withdrew.

On this day again, Xiao Hei anxiously ran to Shen Zhan and said, "Recently, I've been busy with the ninth master, and tomorrow I'm going to take the Chinese painting exam, you can take the exam for me." ”

Shen Zhan was stunned for a moment, his face sank, and he secretly thought that the woman who robbed him didn't say anything, and he still had to help them clean up the aftermath, he just wanted to refuse, but when he saw Xiao Hei staring at him, his heart softened, and he relaxed: "I still have Yan Guo's excerpts to review, I will give you a portrait that I just painted recently tomorrow, you bring you the invigilator, and she will definitely let you pass." ”

Xiao Hei thought about it and felt that this method was feasible, so he happily withdrew.

On this day, Xiao Hei anxiously ran to Xingnu again, Xingnu was diligently gnawing on the pigeon legs, Xiao Hei hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Xingnu, I've been busy with the ninth master recently, I'm going to take the high math exam tomorrow, you can take the test for me." ”

"......" Xing Nu still had a piece of meat hanging on his mouth, and looked at Xiao Hei in confusion, indicating that he didn't understand what high numbers were.

Xiao Hei picked up a bone that had been gnawed and said, "You can just take these bones tomorrow and count them, I don't have high requirements, just pass." ”

"......" the star slave nodded blankly.

In the evening, after Xiao Hei had done everything, he returned to the palace and found that Sijiu and Changsheng were wringing under the moon, and secretly snorted, and as soon as he entered the house, he found that Jiu Ye was sitting at the desk and writing something.

The ninth master didn't raise his head, and asked lightly: "Where did you run today?"

Xiao Hei was embarrassed to expose his scumbag nature, and snorted: "This ...... I...... That ......"

The Ninth Master directly pierced: "You went to find Thirteen, Shen Zhan and Xingnu." ”

Xiao Hei didn't expect that the ninth master was like a god, and he was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

Jiu Ye already knew that he was quietly eating Xiao Hei's vinegar, watching Xiao Hei stunned there for a long time, and said, "You wait for me to finish this." ”

"What is this?" The little black fart leaned up, and her dog-legged appearance made the ninth master feel a little better.

"I'll give you the questions for tomorrow's three exams in advance. ”

Xiao Hei was moved for a while, and at the critical time, he was still his own Ninth Master, his heart was hot, and he stared at the Ninth Master affectionately with tears in his eyes.

Jiu Ye calmed down: "Don't be in a hurry to be moved, your snot is going to flow out." ”

Xiao Hei sucked: "For the scumbag, it's not good not to be moved." ”

The Ninth Master raised his eyebrows and said, "I did this on purpose. ”

Xiao Hei was puzzled: "For what?"

The ninth master picked up Xiao Hei and strode into the back room.

"I'm afraid you won't be able to get up tomorrow and won't be able to catch the exam. ”

Black: "......"

Fourth, "Shaohua Returns to the Dream" criticism conference

The annual "Shaohua Returns to Dream" criticism conference has begun~\(≧▽≦)/~ Lalala.

It is said that our bowl uncle recently picked his feet and dropped his temperance and waved his fingers at the word, and the plot of a person dying in minutes was complained by many people, saying that his festival fell into the gutter, which is really against his original intention of hyping himself as his own mother. Moreover, the hard-working actors in the play were even more desperate to dream of hacking Uncle Bowl to death, but they had no choice but to be controlled by Uncle Bowl in the clutches of the devil.

Therefore, in line with the principles of fairness, openness and justice, this conference will give those who are trampled by the iron hooves of the bowl master a chance to turn over the salted fish, let us happily sing "Turn over the serfs and sing", and work together to defeat the evil forces!

Okay, the conference begins—

Gao Xiyue: What about the thousands of pampering in one?!Saying that I am good, my setting will not cry?!Nima made me drink poison and drink X medicine every minute, jumped off a cliff and drowned, was kidnapped and burned...... I also inexplicably gave me an ending that I don't know if it counts as an ending! Do you have any culture?

Yuwen Qiye (calmly glanced at a certain bowl): You let me and Xiao Hei do business, I should thank you. But Madame, you should prepare the rabies vaccine.

Shen Zhan: I heard that you let me play again? In the end, am I the big winner in life? Hmm... It just so happens that there is another person buried in that pit......

Pei 13: Count it yourself, what did you do with all the money that Lao Tzu stuffed you into? How many chapters did I not show up! The votes are all behind! Be careful that Lao Tzu withdraws your sponsorship! The most important thing is that you let Lao Tzu go to such a place where birds don't, and you don't give Lao Tzu a woman, and you said that the ending made me and Jinglan get together inexplicably? You liar......

Star Slave: @#......&*&¥?% (Official translation: I've been dead for a long time, so I don't want to talk.) ）

Lan Shao: The author gave me a good interpretation of No Zuo No Die, in her book, there is no difference between biological and non-biological, only the difference between early and late death. Since I am destined to shi, then I will go to shi gorgeously.

Allure: Actually, I want to know very much, after I became the emperor, what about me? Is it the rhythm of the cold palace?...... Ha gas~~

Forty-nine & Changsheng: You are the wind ~ I am the sand ~ lingering ~ burst your chrysanthemum ~~~~~~~~~~

A certain bowl: cough cough, that's it~ Since Shaohua is over, let's hurry up and turn the page~ Everyone is looking forward to my next new book, I promise not to die, so many people are guaranteed......

Everyone: Guarantee your sister!!!!!

A certain bowl: Run with the lid on the top ~~~