Chapter 699: Dirt Buns
readx;? Glancing at Bai Feng Qingge, He Lanbo shook the bath towel in his hand, shook his feet and said, "Hey, Feng Ershui, what's the matter with you, you still plan to come over and take a look at it if you have left a pair of pants." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info With me here, you don't want to look at any man, just wait here, I'll go against the tide and kill him!"
"......" You have to carry a skirt when you walk, and you have a big hand, can you still kill Murong Chu in this situation?"
Feng Qingge shrugged her shoulders helplessly and stood aside and waited.
"Your Majesty, the slave has come to wipe your body for you. Deliberately changed to a sharp voice to speak, Helan Bo lifted his skirt, bent down and clicked twice, and threw his shoes out, the pair of big feet stepped on the ground, in front of Murong Chu, lifted his trouser legs, the hairy, thick calves were exposed, he smiled, and took the initiative to get out of the bath.
Murong Chu's face was even more ugly, and he stared at He Lanbo and said, "Stop, stay away from me!"
"Ouch, Your Majesty, the slave is far away, how can you wipe your Majesty's back?" Blinking, He Lanbo pulled a bath towel to cover half of his face, and said with a twist.
beckoned, Murong Chu said coldly: "Those who are standing over there, come over and pinch my shoulders for me, as for you, the one with big feet and hairy legs, don't let me get out of the bath, it's disgusting to look at." ”
"...... "It's as if you don't have leg hair, and your feet aren't big!" He Lanbo pouted and honestly climbed up.
Feng Qingge also shrugged his shoulders helplessly, took the initiative to approach Murong Chu, squatted down, and pinched his shoulders for him.
I don't know if I was sleepy or tired, Murong Chu leaned here, slowly closed his eyes, and snored slightly.
What a chance!
As soon as his eyes lit up, Feng Qingge hurriedly glanced at the two people in front of him and immediately took cover. The two boys above couldn't wait for a long time, seeing that Murong Chu was asleep, the agile figure broke through the window and rolled down to the ground, looking at the token on the place, he reached out to take it.
"En?" Murong Chu seemed to have some senses, and he had slept well, but he suddenly shook and opened his eyes in a blur.
At this moment, Feng Chao and He Lanbo immediately leaned together, blocking the two children behind them.
Fortunately, Pu Zheng's eyes were quick, and at the moment when the voice came out, he grabbed Luo Xing's trouser belt, took it to his side, and stuck to Helan Bo's follow-up, their stature was relatively short, and the person opposite couldn't see it.
"Go on, don't stop, the little girl's technique is quite good. Leaning lazily, Murong Chu said a little unconsciously, and didn't care about the two people who were stuck together in front of him, and closed his eyes again in a drowsy manner.
The backhand was a violent smash on the heads of the two people behind him, He Lanbo directly grabbed Luo Xing and Pu Zheng's little ears, lowered his voice and said: "Two masters, you are doing things according to the plan, destroy the formation immediately, you are cheap, what are you catching!"
"I know, I know, isn't it just dirty, I know, look at me!" quickly reached out and pulled open his pants, Pu Zheng directly took out a slingshot, rolled the pig urine bubble and aimed at the token on the opposite side, which was already ready.
He Lanbo had never seen this trick, and the whole person was shocked, and smiled in surprise: "Yo ho, there are quite a lot of things in these little pants, hide so much, do you walk neatly?"
"Tu Baozi, I haven't heard of storage space, you use rings, we use pants. Patting He Lanbo's arm, Luo Xing smiled proudly. Thinking that at the beginning, he also went directly to find the gadgets that Pu Zheng was hiding, and he was almost bitten by the snakes he hid, which was really thrilling.
Trousers?
Thinking of this, He Lanbo patted his buttocks, and said with a smile: "Gai Ming'er, I'll get one too, I haven't tried to make a storage space in my pants, it's pretty good......"
"Boring. Glancing at He Lanbo, Pu Zheng had already aimed at the token on the opposite side, the slingshot in his hand was forced, and as soon as his right hand was released, the pig urine bubble shot out directly, and smashed on the token with a "bump".
I'll go to your uncle's, such a big movement!
Feng Qingge, who was massaging, was taken aback, and his hands couldn't help but tremble, these two little things, are they here to make trouble, or are they here to make trouble?
At the same time, Murong Chu, who was asleep, woke up suddenly, stared at the two people who had just turned in front of him, glanced at Feng Qingge with some inexplicability, and asked coldly, "What kind of smell, are you two farting?"
...... "I'll let your uncle's fart! Can't you smell such a heavy pig urine?"
"Your Majesty, slave, my stomach is a little uncomfortable, so I ......" Feng Reverse smiled embarrassedly, and Pu Zheng, who was hiding behind him, also stretched out his little hand and pulled Lahe Lanbo's clothes. The muffled sound just now and the smell can only be explained by fart.
The corners of He Lanbo's mouth twitched, and he could only lower his head, and said with some twists: "Yes, Your Majesty, the slaves and maids are a little anxious......"
"Then go and solve it!" Murong Chu said impatiently, glancing at the two of them with some disgust. This new palace maid doesn't seem to be able to do anything. He even had to ask if he even went out to solve it!
Feng Chao hurriedly said: "The slave is not in a hurry, let's go after Your Majesty has bathed." ”
"Slave, it's all right. He Lanbo almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and the guy around him was also cheating him. If you go out at this time now, the two children behind you will definitely be discovered, even if it is an angle, you can see that there are two people hiding behind. Yes, I still have to jump into this pit I dug myself.
Murong Chu was also a little unhappy, looking at the wind light song beside him, he casually reached out and pressed his shoulder, and said coldly: "Then press, you two, burn incense, go to this smell." If it had been put in the past, even if there were ten heads, it would not be enough to cut off!"
"Yes!" Bowing slightly, Feng Reverse nodded, and then retreated backwards to protect Pu Zheng behind him.
Supporting his temples with one hand, Murong Chu didn't bother to care about the two people in front of him, the strength on his shoulders was just right, his sleepiness hit, and then he closed his eyes and fell asleep.
Secretly relieved, Feng Reverse twisted He Lanbo's arm fiercely, and the four figures headed towards the table where the token was placed at the same time.
"Hey, that's disgusting, quick, you two clean up the stuff on it. Pinching his nose and watching the yellow liquid flow down the table, He Lanbo stood up in disgust, not wanting to touch this thing now.
Feng Chao also frowned, looked at the white bath towel hanging on the side, reached out and ripped it off, cleaned up the surroundings, and then put it aside casually.
Luo Xing glared at He Lanbo, and said dissatisfiedly: "What is the blind comparison, you see that the speed of the wind is fast, much better than you." Mission accomplished, can I take a look at this gold-encrusted token, it looks so valuable!"
As he spoke, Luo Xing stretched out his hand directly, regardless of the three people in front of him, he was about to pick up the token when he touched it, but the person in the bath frowned suddenly, and at the moment when the token was picked up, he suddenly opened his eyes. Feng Qingge observed the situation on both sides at any time, and when she saw Murong Chu open her eyes, where could she still calm down, she directly sneezed out and sprayed Murong Chu's face.