CHAPTER XXII
"What, did you find the chopsticks?"
"That's right, I found it, I guess it fell to the Red Devil Pavilion during the last investigation of the missing person. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ info Boss, wait, I'll cook now. β
"Why is your nose blue and your face swollen?"
"That's the boss," Ge Yiwei scratched his head, and half of his swollen face showed a smile, "You think, the weather is not very good, the ground is slippery, and as a result, I accidentally fell." β
"I fell," Ling Meng glanced at Ge Yiwei, who lied without a draft, "Then why are the clothes so clean, and they haven't even rubbed a little mud?"
"This ...... Guess?"
"What's there to guess? I guess all Gensokyo knows. Reimu gestured to the newspaper next to her, "Look at this." β
"Ah...... I guess I don't have to look at it, I can guess what is written on it. Ge Yiwei picked up the newspaper, and the headline on the front page fell into his eyes - "Confession in the Library, the Witch Angrily Punishes the Rival in Love" "Miss Shotimaru is really, this is a disguised revenge, right? It was just an hour ago, and she reported it to me now." She also made a special report for me? She's really not tired.
"An hour ago?" Reimu seemed to be unable to sit still any longer. She jumped up from the chair with a bang, and then grabbed Ge Yiwei's collar, "So, it's true?"
"Ahh......h Boss, boss, what's the situation?"
Listening to Ge Yiwei's words, Lingmeng gradually loosened his collar: "It's a real thing......"
"I said, boss, why are you so angry that you can tell me no? Or you can let me cook, and if you don't eat, it will be too late." Ge Yiwei straightened his collar and looked at Reimeng, who was obviously not in a high mood, with some depression, "Boss, what's wrong? β
yes, what did I lose?
Ah, I see.
"Xiaoge, why don't you tell me about this? You also call me a boss, right? If you tell me, I can also help you with some money, it really doesn't feel good for me to be excluded like this. But usually you hide it so deeply, Purple just left, and even she didn't see that you usually had this kind of mind for Marisa......"
"Stop, boss, Miss Shotimaru's report definitely distorts the facts!" Ge Yiwei felt that something was wrong, and immediately interrupted Reimu's words, "Didn't the newspaper write everything clearly?"
"Isn't it clear?" Reimu asked, "You confessed to Marisa in the library, and you were cleaned up by Pachouli, didn't you?"
"Of course not!" Ge Yiwei suddenly felt a million grass and mud horses galloping through his heart, and immediately shouted, "Confess that the matter is a misunderstanding! What is Miss Shotimaru doing, actually engaging in false reports! Is there no supervision agency such as the General Information Administration in Gensokyo? I want to complain! Complain! Revoke her press card!"
"What? misunderstanding?"
"Of course it's a misunderstanding!" Ge Yiwei slapped the newspaper on the table with all his might, "Confession? Just kidding! I was being hunted by the vampires of the Red Devil Pavilion at the time! But boss, Misty Rain Marisa's low EQ doesn't mean - don't get me wrong, I don't mean to say that she has an IQ, Miss Pabaike has lost her IQ because of love, why do you even think my boss will confess in that situation? I'm begging for help, asking for help! Are you all right to think that the pseudoscience that human beings are dying stimulates the instinct to reproduce offspring?"
Ah, that's right, it's a misunderstanding.
Reimu suddenly noticed that the feeling of tightness in her chest just now was gone, and was replaced by a burst of relief: "How is it possible, of course I don't believe Wenwen's report! Listen to what you said, you also know that Patchouli is interesting to Marisa, right? Then you must not be too intimate with Marisa in front of her in the future." Okay, okay, you can go cook quickly! What are you going to eat at noon today?"
"Drink haggis soup and eat steamed buns...... But boss, you just ......"
"Not just now!" Lingmeng desperately pushed Ge Yiwei to the kitchen, "I will give you this sentence back to you: no opinion to cook, if you have an opinion, cook after retaining it!"
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The next day.
"What's going on?" Ge Yiwei looked at the overcast sky, "I thought that the light rain stopped yesterday and it should be sunny today, is it the custom of Gensokyo to rain first and stop for a while and then rain heavily?"
"It's the first time I've seen this kind of weather. Reimu stretched, "It's really annoying, and people aren't in a good mood when the weather is bad." Is there anything wrong with the wound on your face, do you want to go to Yonglin again and get some medicine?"
"Are you calculating me?" Ge Yiwei glanced at the other party, "Loser, the scar on my right hand was also removed by you by the doctor?
"Doesn't that scar look ugly?"
"It's ugly, it's ugly, handsome has a fart? In the end, it's not eaten by a pawn. β
"What do you mean?"
"Haven't you ever played chess?" Ge Yiwei bent down and tied his shoelaces, "I can't explain a sentence or two. I'll go to the Enchanted Forest to find Marisa Kiriyu, and I'll be back before lunch. β
"Looking for Marisa?" Reimu seemed to be stimulated by something, and immediately straightened up, "What are you looking for her for?"
"She borrowed the cake pan from the shrine a while ago, and I have to look for her to come back, and I want to make cakes at noon today. Ge Yiwei shrugged his shoulders, "So boss, please make peace up." Remember to take off the two sleeves when mixing the noodles, because the noodles are not easy to wash when they are stained on them. β
"Set ...... Sleeves?"
"Ah, I'm leaving. β
Ge Yiwei left Reimu, whose expression was constantly twitching in place, put on his helmet and set off.
The Enchanted Forest is huge, quite large, much larger than the Lost Bamboo Forest - in fact, it is not easy for the Lost Bamboo Forest to have that area, after all, there are only bamboos growing in it. According to the data provided by Mori Kinrin-nosuke's friendship, the Enchanted Forest is about to be more than 6,000 hectares, and the Misty Rain Magic Shop is located in the Enchanted Forest, quite far away.
But that's not a problem for Ge Yiwei. Through a deal that even Ge Yiwei thought was a big deal for the other party, as a former subordinate of the Fog and Rain Magic Shop, Mori Jinrinnosuke happily told him the shortcut to the magic shop.
However, there was some danger on the way, and seven rounds of ammunition were consumed.
"It's finally here? It's broken. Ge Yiwei lowered his gun, walked to the door, and knocked on the door.
No response.
"It's not like it's going out, there's something going on inside. Leaning on the door and listening for a while, Ge Yiwei said to himself, "It's immoral to disturb them to quarrel, so I'll continue to knock on the door." β
Then he was surprised to find that the door of the Fog and Rain Magic Shop was very magical, and the tone was different when he knocked on different places! So when Ge Yiwei finished knocking on a song "Backgammon" and was about to knock on another song "Zhu Bajie Marrying a Daughter-in-law", because of the force, the door opened by itself.
"It's really messy......" Ge Yiwei glanced inside and commented.
"Ge, what are you doing here?" said Marisa, who seemed to be arguing with a blonde girl holding a book across from her. Seeing Ge Yiwei appear in front of the door, she also showed corresponding surprise, "But you came just in time." Xiaoge, I want you to say, which one is better, Shanghai or Penglai?"
"Huh?" What is this question called? But I'll answer it when I ask. "As far as I think, Shanghai should be more powerful. β
As soon as he finished speaking, Ge Yiwei received a heavy blow on the head, and if he hadn't had a helmet to protect him, he doubted that he would have hung up like this. Turning his head, he saw a puppet flying around in the air.
"Look, look, Xiao Ge said that Shanghai is more powerful!" said Marisa proudly, as if she had found a supporter.
"Ge ?...... So, he was the one who confessed to you yesterday?" the blonde girl's cold gaze swept over. Ignoring Ge Yiwei, who shouted "That's a misunderstanding", she continued to ask, "You said that Shanghai is powerful, is there any reason?"
"Reason? This still needs a reason?" Ge Yiwei carried the 03 style on his back, "Shanghai is a municipality directly under the central government, and Penglai is only a prefecture-level city in Shandong. So do you still use comparisons?"
Suddenly, it was cold.
After being cold for a while, Marisa laughed twice: "I forgot, Xiaoge is a Chinese, and the first thing that comes to mind when I mention Shanghai Penglai is not a puppet......"
"Doll? Put the name of a city on the doll? This is really ...... name"
"Do you have any comments?"
"Don't dare. β
Seeing that the other party's gaze became more and more cold, Ge Yiwei hurriedly clenched his fists and bowed ninety degrees.
"Little Ge Xiaoge, what a coincidence, just like yesterday, this is another magician and a good friend of mine," Marisa patted Ge Yiwei's shoulder, "Alice...... Not...... Alice Megatron. β
"Hello Comrade Megatron!" As soon as he heard this name, Ge Yiwei immediately raised his head, "Can you lend me a look?"
"I'm not called Alice Megatron!"
"Wow! Alice is angry! Xiaoge, you can help...... Ah, yes, the code word! I love you!"
So, it was cold again.
"That, that, I'm here to get the cake pan, it seems that it's right here, if it's okay, I'll leave first......" Ge Yiwei quietly picked up the cake pan and prepared to slip away.
"You, stop. β
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It's here, it's here, I've arrived!
He looked excitedly at the scenery around him, and the full battery of signals on the satellite phone.
To confirm, he made another satellite call.
It doesn't work!
"God forbid! I've arrived! I've really arrived! hahahaha......ha
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"Satellite positioning is malfunctioning!
"The communication is invalid! The satellite is still online, but it can't be used at all!" a signal soldier looked a little panicked, "Commander, what should I do?"
Jiang Liu put down his combat unit and began to knock on the table on the spot. For a time, there was only the "dropping" of the computer from time to time and the sound of him banging on the table in the entire command car.
"The weather wasn't so good. Stop the pursuit, set up camp on the spot, and the electric warfare company looks for the cause of the error. Half-loud, Jiang Liu spoke, "Is it because of the problem of 102?"
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Another thunderclap.
Reimu frowned and looked at the words that had been twisted for a while and returned to normal "in front of him". What's going on tonight? With so much thunder, how can people read novels?
Forget it, don't look at it!
Give it back. Reimu stood up, took off the obviously large helmet on her head, and walked towards Ge Yiwei's room.
Outside, the rain was already falling.