Chapter 144: Wipe your ass
After discussing with Sun Qinghong, I went directly to the police station with him and met two trainee policemen, one named Zhang Liang and the other named Wang Shun, who are not very old, but older than me, and I call them Brother Zhang and Brother Wang.
Anyone who has done things knows that what is said on the phone is far less powerful than what is said face-to-face.
Sun Qinghong locked us up in his office, and he walked away on the grounds that something was wrong, which was a big face.
As long as Zhang Liang and Wang Shun are not fools, they definitely understand the importance of me to Sun Qinghong.
I scattered a wave of smoke, and began to tell Zhang Liang and Wang Shun the plan of the matter, they looked at each other after listening, Zhang Liang smiled and said, "Hey, just this little thing, okay, tomorrow, our brothers listen to your call, when you call to arrive, we will arrive when we want, the car will stop at the intersection, and when the police lights will be put on the roof of the car, it will be like arresting a death row prisoner." ”
I laughed and said, "Cheng, what you want is the effect, then it's time to trouble the two brothers, anyway, I will shake your mobile phone, you hurry up, if it doesn't shake, you have other plans." ”
"Okay, no problem. Zhang Liang said happily.
Wang Shun doesn't like to talk much, but I can see that he belongs to the kind of wilted and bad people, and he may do things for you if he is quiet.
I gave Wang Shun another cigarette and asked with a smile, "Look at these five big and three coarse people, have you ever been a soldier?"
Wang Shun took the cigarette stuck in his ear and said his troop number, and I also followed his words and said my troop number.
It doesn't matter if the two of us are in this way, it is still a friendly neighbor army, Wang Shun asked, "Why did you retire when you are young and don't look like a master who can't endure hardship?"
I casually lied and said, "When I went to the border to carry out a mission, I had a big fight, and there was a psychological shadow, and now I sweat when I touch the gun, in this case, what kind of soldier is it? Don't cause trouble to the country!"
As soon as I heard this, Wang Shun's eyes changed when he looked at me, and he said in surprise, "You have also been on the battlefield?"
I smiled wryly and said, "Sort of, jungle warfare, it's not big. ”
Wang Shun asked again, "Where is the fight?"
I lifted my shirt and showed him the bullet marks on my body.
Wang Shun was immediately dumbfounded, and raised his thumb to me, "This bullet hole is obviously made in Germany, and it didn't kill you like this, it's really awesome." ”
I modestly said, "What the hell, it's a waste now." ”
Wang Shun said, "You can't say that, how many old oilmen can't get over that hurdle, not to mention that you are so young? Look at me, I have been a soldier for five years, and I haven't even fought a bloody battle, and now that I am a policeman, I may encounter something in the future, and I may not be as good as you when I encounter it." ”
I stopped and said, "Hey, don't mention it, it's panic when you think about it, and I don't know when this psychological hurdle will pass." ”
I don't have a psychological shadow in this regard, but I have seen some people who sweat profusely and even shiver when they touch the gun. In fact, it's good to get used to this kind of thing, but the point is that now is an era of peace, how can there be so many wars for you to get used to?
When I say this, you may not understand it very well, after all, ordinary people have never touched a gun, they have never been shot, they just think, isn't it just a shot, what's the big deal, okay.
Actually, it's not like that at all, let's take an ordinary example, I don't know if there are people around you who have suffered extensive burns, you ask them, the doctor takes small tweezers or something to do it on him every once in a while, change the dressing cloth, when he is injured, it is likely to ask someone else to cut his toenails, touch his foot skin a little with nail clippers, he will panic, toes sweat, where do you reason?
This is a psychological disease, which is very difficult to cure.
Moreover, although I dare to touch the gun and shoot it now, I dare not guarantee that I can still endure whether I will panic when others point a gun at me, or when they are against me, and that kind of pressure is difficult for people who have not been shot to understand.
As a result, we chatted in Sun Qinghong's office until half past four, I chatted with Wang Shun and Zhang Liang, although Zhang Liang had never been a soldier, but he also went to the armed police academy, and the training was enough to see, and there were many interesting things.
Zhang Liang said that he was not allowed to fall in love when he went to the armed police academy, but he hooked up with a girl who also went to the police academy, and the two had a date in the dormitory, and they were doing it, but the instructor kicked the door in, and almost scared Zhang Liang away, and afterwards beat the instructor outside the school, the reason is very simple, his girlfriend's ass * shares have been watched, should this fight be played?
There are a lot of interesting things like this, and while chatting, our relationship is close.
Don't talk about being a soldier, being a policeman, a school career, a recruit career, a few days of serving the people, all normal people, all have their own joys, sorrows, and sorrows, a peaceful society, that is a profession. It's just that the only difference is that if something happens, the policeman can do it, and if there is a war, the soldier has to rush forward.
Before that, they were all born and raised by their parents, and they were all normal, and they all had the problems that ordinary people should have, and they also wanted to have fun when ordinary people wanted to have fun, no different.
I ended chatting with Zhang Liang and Wang Shun, thanks to Sun Qinghong, when he came in, we were eating peanuts and rice.
I proposed this, I said at the time, Sun Qinghong watched me grow up, I know he has a drinking addiction, don't look at him There are five or six people outside, and there is a certain hiding in the office.
Sure enough, we rummaged through the cabinet and found two bottles of Erguotou and a bag of peanuts, which were still drunkard peanuts.
After Sun Qinghong came in, he saw that we were chatting energetically, and we were drinking, but we were scolded, I promised in public to buy him two boxes of Erguotou and drunkard peanuts in two days, and he stopped for a while, and said that I would send him directly to his house after I bought it.
Zhang Liang smiled and said, "Sun Suo'er, you are not afraid that Wang Shun and I will sue you for corruption!"
Sun Qinghong kicked him and scolded with a smile, "My godson respects me to drink wine and peanuts, even if he goes to the provincial bureau, I am also reasonable." ”
I looked disdainful, "Come on, just your sesame official, it is estimated that the old man of the provincial bureau will not even respond to you!"
Sun Qinghong looked at me and scolded with a smile, "It's over, hurry up, don't get in the way of Lao Tzu's eyes here, I will be angry when I see you being a bad thing, I don't have a long heart to poke the basket, and I have to send someone to wipe your ass!"