Chapter 41: The Roast Duck Banquet of the Northern Dynasty (I)

PS: At the beginning, the cavalry and I did participate in the Northern Dynasty roast duck banquet held by Marquis Zeng...... The dishes and duck were good......

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The ****** were all in a hurry, scrambling to enjoy the blessings.

Stop, which one is this singing?

Which one to sing? Ask Zeng Wenzheng, look! Xue Dagong knows that the little black room is closed!

This Zeng Wenzheng is a big dog, and his words never count.

We are not satisfied, and it is uncomfortable not to cook cattle and slaughter sheep.

If you want to slaughter cattle and sheep, what kind of character is it? Call: Caught Wang San and Li Kaifu in front!"

Don't touch me in the car, Yu Baochen sang this song with great interest - in addition to liking Cos, the natural god general also seems to have a soft spot for Peking Opera, just like the great leader Jiang Gong likes to listen to cross talk. However, this time, the natural god general did not sing Peking Opera, but sang a piece of counting treasures - the bursts of golden light of the Juche thought emanating from her body also dimmed a lot: Feelings: This guy was really possessed by the little black fat man (Note 1) this time? Jiang Yucheng was a little confused - seeing that she still has a white and beautiful face like a third general, she has not become black or fat...... In this posture, does she have to burn incense and bathe in the next step, and then shoot a military commander on the chessboard? (Note 2)

Of course, Jiang Yucheng still feels very sympathetic to this mood expressed in Yu Baochen's singing - if there are props, Jiang Yucheng wants to incarnate himself as the leader of Li Shao's gang of beggars in the imperial capital (Note 3), and he will play a board to respond to Yu Baochen's singing. That's right, today is a great day for the vast number of Northern Koreans......

It turned out that when Jiang Yucheng and them participated in the comic exhibition a week ago, a group of Northern Dynasty people also spontaneously organized themselves and went to Jiang Yucheng's school to play - after all, the Northern Dynasty is also hanging the name of "Xinke Animation", and recently "Wow 2 Save the Country, Bai Xue Xingbang" is also in full swing, and now the popularity and distortion of the Northern Dynasty Manga District are still not comparable to the Manga area of the Yellow Forum, but it is much better than the previous situation of Miss Zhao except for the grave sticker.

All in all, under the leadership of a few old drivers, ah no, it was the old ID, a group of Northern Dynasty people also participated in the comic con together, and organized an offline party by the way. At this party, as one of the organizers, Zeng Hou Ye (ID "Shen Du Xi Lao Zeng Disheng") felt that the current situation of the public knowledge on the Internet, the big V spread rumors, and the black smoke miasma that is difficult to get out of the five, and for a while issued the sigh of "big green fruit pill" - under the prodding of several other people, he also made an oath on the spot: If there is a public knowledge of the big V who is caught picking up soap for any reason, then invite the people of the Northern Dynasty to eat roast duck.

Although after several rounds of replacement, the current self-five is no longer a concept at all compared to when he was in middle school

Of course, there is no basis for what he said, and Marquis Zeng then set up a post in the North Chaoshui District as evidence...... For a while, there were many followers, and this post was quickly set to the top post, and the number of replies was thousands, including Jiang Yucheng and Yu Baochen.

Of course, everyone was looking at it as a joke at the time - after all, no one really expected the bet to be true. However, life is always better than Korean dramas - just when everyone didn't have much hope for it, a jaw-dropping thing happened:

Just two days after Zeng Houye posted in the water district, the official Weibo of the city's GA Bureau suddenly released a message saying: Just two days ago, that is, on the day of Zeng Houye's post, according to the report of the masses, the police in the Sa District seized Xue (male, 60 years old) and Zhang (female, 22 years old) who were making big swords in Chaoyang Community near Dongfeng Sixth Street. After examination, the two confessed to the fact of making a big sword. The police have administratively detained the two in accordance with the law - on the same day, the city's police confirmed that Xue Manzi, a well-known angel investor and a celebrity with a necklace, was administratively detained by the police in accordance with the law on suspicion of ****......

By the way, Xue Manzi is actually a U.S. citizen, and the reason why he is hiding in China now is because he is still suffering from a lawsuit in the U.S. -- a Chinese woman sued him in a U.S. court because he was deceived into investing in an investment, and the lawsuit was won...... In other words, if Xue Manzi was deported and sent back to the United States because of the Great Sword, then after he returned to the United States, he would continue to eat lawsuits and taste the sacred ♂ ♂ wood of the Black Silk...... Of course, these have little to do with Jiang Yucheng's self-five. What everyone is most concerned about is when Marquis Zeng will let everyone eat roast duck -

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, Zeng Hou Ye just finished posting on the front foot, Xue Yazi was directly sent into the number to pick up soap because he was caught making a big sword, and the people of the Northern Dynasty couldn't help but have all kinds of reveries about the mana of Zeng Hou Ye comparable to Zhang Juzuo, and the identity of the true thigh hidden in the Northern Dynasty...... Someone praised and said: "******, the big V was sent to prison, which is known as the "roast duck" case in history. Some people angrily reprimanded: "You are too unkind, you got people in for a duck!"

All in all, Xue Yazi picked up the soap, and when the public knew that they were mourning, the vast number of people were celebrating each other -- for no other reason, of course, because the Marquis Zeng wanted to invite everyone to eat roast duck! As a big dog with a monthly income of one dog (Note 4), the Marquis Zeng was rich and wealthy, so he naturally would not break his promise. Of course, there were too many people from the Northern Dynasty who came to the banquet, and even if Marquis Zeng was wealthy, he might not be able to afford all the expenses - in the end, the result of the negotiation was that one hundred yuan per person would cover the cost of dishes and drinks per table, and the cost of two roast ducks per table would be borne by Marquis Zeng. In addition, as a special guest, Ma Dugong sponsored two additional ducks on behalf of the observer network, while the major general (moderator) of the merchant version, a Qin profiteer who did the French original wine business on a certain treasure, sponsored two bottles of original wine per table......

There is a big dog to treat, of course Jiang Yucheng will not miss it - similarly, Yu Baochen obviously will not easily let go of this good opportunity to join in the fun. Originally, Jiang Yucheng also planned to let Xiaoqi come over with him - after all, as a rare military mansion among girls (of course, Yu Baochen was automatically expelled from the ranks of "girls"), Xiaoqi also had an ID in the Northern Dynasty. But for some reason, Xiao Qi didn't come with her as Jiang Yucheng thought - according to Xiao Qi's previous practice, if Yu Baochen wanted to follow her, then she would definitely follow inseparably, so as to ensure that Yu Baochen was "strictly guarded...... Is there anything on Xiao Qi's mind lately? Jiang Yucheng thought with some uneasiness -- Could it be that she has any opinions about herself now? It seems that after she goes back, she must pay more attention to Xiao Qi's psychological changes, lest she inadvertently die and reduce her favorability without knowing it, and end up being issued a card......

Sitting in the co-pilot seat, Jiang Yucheng, who was bored, began to use his mobile phone to swipe his mother-before and after the comic exhibition, "The Distance of the Fireball" ended all at once! According to the final plot, in order to go to space and meet the domestic demand for helium-3 energy on the moon, China began to build a giant mass accelerator on Hainan Island, and at this moment, the world situation suddenly exploded: it is obvious that the huge project of mass accelerator has extremely strict requirements for the quantity and quality of a country's industrial system, and neither the technologically developed United States nor the populous India can afford to take on this pillar - in other words, only China in the world can complete such a super project.

In terms of launching spacecraft into space, mass accelerators have a huge advantage over chemical rockets -- when the "road to heaven" is officially completed, all chemical rockets in the world will be swept into the dustbin of history, and no country in the world will be able to compete with China in space. Anticipating the sad end of New Rome, the Americans brazenly instigated 4V independence and launched a war against China......

This is the end of the story—the final chapter cuts to a decade or so, with China and the United States commemorating the great battle that sank several of their steel giants and thousands of Navy soldiers to the bottom of the ocean a decade ago, while the completed mass accelerator sent the first standard cosmic container into space. In other words, such an ending is simply like a bad ending - the fateful decisive battle between China and the United States, which everyone wants to see the most, has been brushed aside, which has caused many people to be very unhappy...... These people naturally include Jiang Yucheng.

Although rationally Jiang Yucheng also knew that this kind of battle was not only difficult to write, but also that a lot of military literature had been written a few years ago, Jiang Yucheng still hoped to see the last paragraph that was missing -- after all, reality is more fantastical than fiction, and the future China that the military writer envisioned a few years ago is not even as strong as the current reality China...... Some even wrote about the New War of Resistance Against Japan, which seems really disgusting. Jiang Yucheng even had a plan to write a fanfic by himself - but after writing the beginning, Jiang Yucheng gave up because it was too difficult...... After all, this is a realistic theme, and you can't use a golden finger or anything, and Jiang Yucheng's military literacy is obviously not up to the level of deducing a modern naval battle.

Note 1: Guo Degang once had a cross talk called "I Want to Be Happy", and in another cross talk, Yue Yunpeng used the pronoun "Little Black Fat Man" to say Guo Degang's self-deprecation in "I Want to Be Happy" again. In Yue's cross talk, Guo Degang is a compliment, and everyone on and off the stage understands that what happened to Guo Degang back then, which is naturally endlessly fun.

Note 2: From "You Have to Marry Me", Guo Degang played chess with his ex-girlfriend, first burned incense and bathed, and made a serious appearance - as a result, the last two played military chess (the "military commander" here refers to the military chess pieces)......

Note 3: In the past, it was said that Allegro was a beggar's professional skill, and "Big-eyed Plate Li" Li Jing got a nickname called "The Young Gang Leader of the Imperial Capital Beggar Gang" (the old gang leader was his master) because of his good allegro

Note 4: "Monthly income of a dog" is a black word, often used in the S1 field - the earliest source is "Magic City monthly income 2W, life is not as good as dogs", so monthly income of a dog = monthly income 2W, similar units have 1 maggot = 5000, and now a new unit has been added 1 sister = 50000