Chapter 190: You see if I can fight
Hao Xianming really wanted to flip the table, what kind of wind did this alliance leader smoke early in the morning? How would he know if the deer liked him or not? No, the fawn didn't like him at all! Phew, it should be said that the fawn didn't ...... at all Forget it, give up the treatment.
Clearing his throat, Hao Xianming explained with a serious face: "I don't like anyone with Xiaolu, I will hug him because I want to threaten him with the way to tell him the antidote by throwing him off the cliff." ”
"But he wasn't stupid, he hugged me hand and foot, and said that he was going to die together, and then you appeared, and then we went down. ”
Butler: "......" I've never seen a stupider human than this.
Xuan Jingye: "......" is really worthy of being his most unreliable subordinate.
After Hao Xianming finished talking about the painting and the sibling dance, Xuan Jingye had already finished breakfast elegantly, but his brows were wrinkled into Sichuan characters.
The housekeeper couldn't stand his stupidity anymore, and retreated lightly, he was really anxious, how could he raise such a stupid child.
"Since it's not because of your relationship, then why is Yoyo unhappy?" asked Xuan Jingye suspiciously.
Speaking of this, Hao Xianming couldn't help but be stunned, thinking carefully about last night's events, and a strange look floated on his face: "To be honest, don't you think that Lin Youyou actually looks like a man?"
Catching a glimpse of Xuan Jingye's puzzled eyes, Hao Xianming hurriedly explained: "First of all, this woman is not so tall, right? You often wander outside, have you ever seen a woman as tall as her, or taller than her?"
"Yes, but only a very small minority. Xuan Jingye told the truth, and didn't think that this was the basis for judging that the other party was not a woman.
Hao Xianming choked, silently squatted down and hugged his knees, well, he was lonely and unheard, after all, he had walked out of this villa very few times, and he had never been to far away.
"Then the second point, don't you think her voice is too coarse?
Xuan Jingye nodded as expected, without any sense of surprise: "There are really many women who are thicker than men's voices, and in comparison, Yoyo's voice is already very pleasant." ”
Hugging his knees again, Hao Xianming felt that this Lin Youyou was really born to restrain him: "Don't talk about the figure, there are people who are stronger than her, right?"
Xuan Jingye looked at him sympathetically and nodded.
Hao Xianming sat back in his place with a wooden face, and quickly picked up the porridge towards the chopsticks, so hungry that he was dizzy, and even the cold porridge became delicious.
When he was full, he remembered that there was still a big bug, but Xuan Jingye was already gone.
Hao Xianming: "......" forget it, anyway, it will be dismissed.
So he missed the fact that he could successfully remind Xuan Jingye about the fact that Lin Youyou was a man.
Lou Wen, who was on the way home, was a little sad and worried.
This mirror lake is not very far from the Sun Moon Villa, about three days away, generally at this time should be called a carriage, or buy a horse, in short, it is irrational to take the No. 11 car.
However, after walking for an afternoon and strongly observing Lin Youyou's plans, the frightened Lou Wen finally couldn't help it.
It's just that before he spoke, he took two deep breaths to give himself a little encouragement, and then took a big step forward and became walking side by side with Lin Youyou.
Then he glanced at him twice, and solemnly reminded Lin Youyou of this irrational approach: "Miss, should we hire a carriage? You see that the road is so far, and you have to go over the mountains and mountains, you can't be wronged by your delicate body." ”
There is so much nonsense, in fact, he just wants to ask: You don't want to walk home, do you?
"Well, walk, by the way, calm down, what's the matter? You can't walk?" Lin Youyou said leisurely, not deliberately disliking him, but he is really a waste of wood now, what is it to walk for three days?
Hearing this, Lou Wen's face immediately collapsed, and the clear and delicate face that had been bleached by Bai Chi looked a little unbearable.
Lin Youyou felt that there was really something wrong with his aesthetics, could it be that after he fell in love with a man, even his aesthetics changed?
No, stop, he obviously likes Xuan Jingye, the upright, pedantic, but gentle and considerate, handsome, man of men!
Alas, why is he a man? If it is a daughter, immediately tear his clothes and sleep with him!
Lou Wen pouted, tried his best to make a pitiful little appearance, and did not hesitate to sell his pity to fight for his rights: "For three days and three nights, where can I walk? Don't forget, I am a person who has lost all my internal strength, and I am an ordinary person now." ”
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So, very disgusted, glanced at him, glanced at him, and glanced at him again.
Lin Youyou has a strong reason to walk, otherwise why bother to suffer if he can enjoy it: "Although I sympathize with you, it is obvious that we do not have a silver two hired carriage. ”
Lou Wen reacted for two seconds before he remembered what silver taels were, wasn't that money?
Lou Wen: "......" people who are used to eating and drinking, how long has it been since they remembered money?
But thinking of going so far, and without silver taels to eat and stay, Lou Wen's heart was so broken that it couldn't be broken anymore, it had been shattered into slag and drifted away with the wind.
In order to survive, Lou Wen naturally refused to give in easily, but the cult has been completely isolated from the world, and he doesn't know if there is a base outside.
Since this is the case, he naturally has crooked thoughts, he has been a first-class good citizen for too long, he needs some excitement and adjustment, so he excitedly suggested to Lin Youyou: "Otherwise, let's go rob." ”
"Good idea, are you going?" Lin Youyou walked with a little pain, worried about his simplicity in his heart, if he didn't have his protection in the future, would he be able to live?
Lou Wen thought he had heard it wrong, his little eyes widened, and he tilted his head to observe his expression, as if he was not joking?
Realizing the problem he was facing, Lou Wen coughed twice vigorously, and weakly discussed the question about whom: "Miss, I'm a waste of wood now, but I can't beat it, or you should try?"
"Have you ever seen me fight?" Lin Youyou was almost laughed at, when did this little guy with a gloomy face dare to fight his idea?
However, this is indeed a lot cuter, and I will be careful, and I am not afraid of being easily blamed for selling it in the future?
Prompted by him, Lou Wen carefully searched the memories in his mind, and was surprised to find that he had really never done anything since he met Lin Youyou.
But this is also normal, there is a large group of subordinates who can fight and suffer, why do it yourself?
So Lou Wen replied very sincerely: "I haven't seen it." ”
Lin Youyou smiled slightly, his mood seemed to be a little better, and he also had the intention of teasing him, and said to him gently: "Then guess, do I disdain to fight, or will I not fight?"
Lou Wen's face couldn't help but stiffen, and he felt that his heart couldn't bear it anymore, so he looked at him carefully several times, and felt that it was not enough, this physique was suitable for everyone at a glance, but he asked again.
Gritting his teeth, Lou Wen decided to follow the line he thrown: "You won't be, you won't be martial arts, right?"
"I'm not stupid, I'm only going to do light work. Probably because Lou Wen's expression was so funny, Lin Youyou couldn't help pinching his face.
He can't practice martial arts at all, no matter how hard he tries, the dantian just doesn't react, this is his biggest pain, otherwise he wouldn't choose to take over the cult and disappear.
In fact, he is also very distressed, letting a waste material be the sect leader is simply joking with his life, he has always been worried that he will be stabbed to death without knowing it.
But obviously he was too worried, but at the moment, the most troublesome thing was Xuan Jingye's side, what was the fun of competing with him, it was better to see the real chapter in bed.
Lou Wen obviously suffered a great impact, this cult leader who has been rumored to be miraculous by the world, actually does not know martial arts?! Who will slap him and tell him that he is not dreaming?
Uh, forget it, the face has been pinched, and it kind of feels like it's true.
Since he shouted to the sky, not only was he drenched into a dog, but he was almost split in half by lightning, he really didn't dare to make another time, this day, it was not something that could be shouted casually.
"Are you surprised?" Lin Youyou smiled helplessly, few people really knew about this matter, otherwise he would have died a long time ago.
Lou Wen touched his nose, nodded, and then shook his head again, feeling sorry for his helpless smile, and even more sorry for his bumpy fate.
"Kindly, well, very, I thought you were martial arts, so I waited for you to defeat the alliance leader and carry it home as the lady of the village, so what now?"
Feeling sorry for his colleague, Lou Wen was still worried, he was waiting to reap the benefits of the fisherman, but he was told that there was no hope? God, cough, it's okay, you're always busy with you.
Otherwise, if it really doesn't work, just hook up with Hao Xianming? Approaching the alliance leader is the most important thing.
Lin Youyou was stunned for a moment, obviously he didn't expect that a simple deer would have such a simple and rude idea, but this idea is really difficult.
He was even more troubled for a while, scratching the back of his head very childishly: "This ......"
"Wait, where did you have the confidence to defeat the alliance leader just now, and you still want him to marry?!" suddenly remembering the conversation in the morning, Lou Wen's eyes narrowed, and he felt that he must be tired.
But this time he really worried about it, because Lin Youyou really just wanted not to worry him, so he deliberately said that, alas, sooner or later, he had to know.
"Don't you allow me to pour myself soup?" Although it was a little embarrassing, but this was the case, Lin Youyou tried to keep a straight face to hide his fragile heart.
Lou Wen couldn't wait to cover his face with his hands, thinking to himself that you are really enough, you can't look at me directly! Oh, when will he be able to be idle?
As a last resort, he had no choice but to continue to make bad ideas, thinking about it outside, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he thought of a good idea: "Then why don't you do it, make a bet before you fight, you win, he marries, he wins, you marry." ”
When Lin Youyou heard his suggestion, he was stunned at first, and then couldn't help laughing, laughing so much that tears were about to come out, laughing so hard that he hugged his stomach and looked painful, and finally stopped under Lou Wen's black face, and asked weakly: "Good idea, but, will he obediently agree?"
Seriously wanted to give him a paw of the following impulsive behavior, Lou Wen arrogantly faced: "If you don't agree, you won't fight." ”