Chapter 36: I Came to HB Province (Part I)
"Anyway, is this the script of your show?" Jiang Yucheng said, stretching his neck over to look at the script in Yu Baochen's hand, "Can I take a look? I'm a little curious about your show..."
"Oh, look--" Yu Baochen generously handed over the speech script-just like she had asked Jiang Yucheng to read the works she had written before...
The show hosted by Yu Baochen and that "partner" is called "Dynamic Zone", which happens to have the same name as the CMCC package - the general form, it is two hosts, playing otaku and rotten girls respectively, and introducing popular anime works through dialogues like stand-up comedy. In this way, the radio script will naturally be written in the form www.biquge.info of dialogue.
F: Hello listeners and friends, welcome to the campus radio "Dynamic Zone" program of Northeast University of Technology. The Lancers meet you again, because to this day there is no second otaku who dares to risk his life in the Hartech area. So this episode has to be ・・・・・・ for you alone (interpolated sound effects)
F: What kind of weird music is this・・・・・ I have a bad feeling.
M: Hmph, sure enough, this sound effect is suitable for my appearance・・・・・
F: Oh, Half Moon, are you alive?
M: Yes, I'm wandering around the campus in the afterlife, lamenting that I'll never see anime again. A kind necromancer found me and gave me a second life!--Ah!
F: (resolutely) Okay, let's treat what happened just now as if he didn't happen, and we will continue with our show in the abandoned house of Half Moon.
M: By the way・・・・・ are you so determined to erase my existence?
F: (disgusted) You're annoyed, I don't remember that otaku creatures have such tenacious vitality?
M: Didn't I tell you? I was saved by a necromancer, so now I'm not just an otaku, I'm a zombie. I'm completely immune to all your attacks, whether it's a hand knife or a kitchen knife.
F: So, it's okay for me to call you maggots now?
M: I'm not immune to psychic attacks! Anyway, why do you call me a maggot!
F: I'm sorry, I lost my words.
M: Apologize.
F: Dear maggot comrades, on behalf of the Dynamic Zone program team, I would like to express my heartfelt apologies to you・・・・・
・・・・・・・・・・”
"Hahaha...
As a "listener", Jiang Yucheng was already amused to laugh from ear to ear, "Anyway, that lancer is you, right?"
"yes, that's right. Yu Baochen nodded.
"However, if you look at the lines, the role of the lancer is a rotten girl, right?" asked Xiaoqi, who also read the lines.
"Of course-" Yu Baochen replied as a matter of course, "You want me to play the rotten girl, and that partner plays the otaku, so it's interesting!"
"That..." Jiang Yucheng felt that the question was a little difficult to ask—but he asked it anyway, "Are you really..."
"How is it possible!!What a stupid thing!" Yu Baochen showed a look of disdain, "Two men are disgusting to death when they get together! People who can read that kind of thing, whether male or female, must be perverted!"
"Well..." Although he is a man with a normal sexual orientation, Jiang Yucheng still feels that he has a subtle sense of being shot -- after all, he is also a philosopher ♂, and he has reviewed the three hundred rounds of the battle between King Billy and Mu Ji many times... No, no, no!! Jiang Yucheng hurriedly shook his head -- philosophy ♂ is not a foundation! Philosophy ♂! Brother's business, can it be called a base? It is a symbol of courage and strength!!
Jiang Yucheng quickly found a reason to excuse himself -- that's right! That's it! Philosophy ♂ is not the same as building a foundation! Philosophy ♂ is not the same thing as a group of weak ♂ people who have not been baptized by philosophy ♂, and the so-called Tanmei who hugs and hugs each other is not the same thing at all! Those who equate philosophy ♂ with the foundation are all weak ♂ people! There is no salvation ♂!
"But you said that the manuscript was written by you..." Jiang Yucheng hurriedly shifted the focus, "That's..."
"That's right," Yu explained, "Actually, I'm fighting left and right, because I'm playing the roles of otaku and women at the same time - because I designed the lines of otaku and rotten girls." ”
"That's it..." Jiang Yucheng nodded.
"Speaking of which, can't that partner of yours help a little, Senior Sister?" Xiao Qi asked suddenly.
"Hey, don't mention it..." Yu Baochen sighed, and then waved his hand vigorously, "That guy is an unreliable person - let alone writing scripts, I will burn high incense when he can concentrate on the broadcast, and he knows all day long to run out to play, and tease those girls who play Cos everywhere...
Yu Baochen's expression became more and more twisted as he stared at the radio script, and from time to time he looked up to look at the quartz clock hanging on the wall. Looking at Yu Baochen's meaning, it also needs some review and rehearsal before the broadcast starts - if the partner doesn't come so late, it will definitely affect the quality of the broadcast...
"Buzz ・・・・・・"
Yu Baochen suddenly grabbed his mobile phone - it turned out that in the radio station, the announcer's mobile phone had to be kept vibrating. Because it is necessary to prevent the bell from ringing during the broadcast. She slid off the MicroBerry microphone and began:
"Hurry up, where are you going?--isn't this going to start soon?"
It seems that her otaku partner called, although what she said didn't seem to be very polite, but looking at her expression, she could still laugh!-Jiang Yucheng thought a little sourly. But at this moment, Yu Baochen's face changed and he roared:
"What's that?!"
"I wipe !!" was suddenly yelled at like this, Jiang Yucheng was also taken aback, and almost fell off the chair just now. Yu Baochen spoke in such a loud volume, and it was the first time Jiang Yucheng heard it - the natural god will always judge people by momentum and content, not volume...
"You said you couldn't come?!" Yu Baochen's voice became louder, and she almost began to growl. Jiang Yucheng found that her facial features were out of place, like an angry Führer, "Where are you now?, in Jiangbei, ・・・・・ classmates, are you in the water?!"
On the other end of the phone, Yu Baochen scolded - Jiang Yucheng clearly realized that this guy was now out of anger. You know, I've known her for almost a year, and I've never seen her burst into foul language like this - the natural god seems to be at a moment's notice, and it's easy to get excited, but it seems that she has never been so completely out of control as she is now:
"I'm going to broadcast a boutique at noon today!There's still half an hour to go!Two people broadcast together!You're telling me I can't come now?!-I'm sorry?・・I'm sorry to have a fart!・・・・・ forgot?Are you a crustacean or a myriapod with a head as big as a sesame seed?"
Yu Baochen continued to yell into the microphone in vain--ah, I see... Hearing this, Jiang Yucheng could roughly understand what was going on--That's right, it was the so-called "partner" who made Yu Baochen pay a lot, but caused Yu Baochen a lot of trouble, and made her try her best to wipe her ass. Jiang Yucheng stammered and asked:
"What, what, my partner can't come?"
"Reverse him scum!!--I'm angry!!" Yu Baochen didn't have time to answer him, just shouted and scolded into the stack of mobile phone microphones while walking around.
yes, no wonder I'm so angry, Jiang Yucheng thought--If it's the same situation, I'm afraid I'm going to be like a thunderbolt if it were my own. According to Yu Baochen, she paid a lot to that guy and helped him solve a lot of troubles, but what about that guy? I didn't regard broadcasting as their common cause at all, and my mind was just playing, and I casually left the show behind...
Jiang Yucheng could hear a noisy voice coming from the receiver of the mobile phone - the other party seemed to be still apologizing and explaining, but Yu Baochen no longer replied, she was walking around the radio room with her mobile phone like the wind, her expression looked terrible, and the station staff reminded her worriedly:
"That... Senpai, it's still broadcasting..."
"-They can't hear me, I know it very well!!The glass is soundproof!" Yu Baochen shouted impatiently, she had now turned into a cannon, and anyone who touched it would collapse into her hand.
Yes, maybe they can't hear it, but they can see it! The male newscaster with a very old face saw Yu Baochen's seizure, and his face turned pale. And the round-eyed female announcer who looked very cheerful looked a little scared. But after all, they can't leave their posts without permission, although they have to bite the bullet when something happens unexpectedly, and they should continue to broadcast the news of the school leaders going to a certain place to attend an academic conference in a calm tone...
Obviously, this partner is poking the basket again - and this time it is a big basket: it is twelve o'clock, and Yu Baochen and the so-called "partner" program will start broadcasting at half past twelve. In other words, now there is only half an hour left before the start of the show - and the partner is now more than ten kilometers away in Jiangbei "classmates", and there is a program to be broadcast at noon, as if it did not exist from the beginning... As for what to do with Yu Baochen's side, it seems that it is not within the scope of consideration of this so-called "partner" at all...