Chapter 228: Beauty in the Arms
Asked yes, but Yun Yan's reaction frightened Lou Wen, only to see that he always wanted to slap him to death with a cold expression, and suddenly changed his painting style.
How to say it, it's just a cheap face, and it's very teasing!
Lou Wen only felt that his back was cold, and he suddenly regretted asking this question, maybe he should ask Ji Baizhen, or ask System Jun!
"What, I regret it now, is it too late?" Lou Wen asked him with a trembling little heart, if it was too late, he would immediately reject him on the spot!
However, this kind of good thing has never befallen him, and even if there is, Yun Yan will cut it off fiercely.
I saw him shaking his head with a smile, word by word, and said clearly: "It's too late, people like pseudo-mothers, it's really embarrassing to say that their status here is embarrassing." ”
"What do you say?" Lou Wen was really led away by his nose, and his curious little temperament had already been explored.
Yun Yan is indeed cheap, because Lou Wen does have the ability to make people cheap, I saw that he suddenly put away his smile, and changed his mind with a frown: "Forget it, let's not say it, so as not to scare you." ”
Lou Wen's eyes widened in disbelief, his already big eyes were about to be as big as a bull's eye, and after taking a few deep breaths fiercely, he roared angrily: "I-day! I took off my pants! You just told me not to say anything! Did you mean it!"
Lou Wen is so angry! What do you keep smiling! To hell with it!
However, Yun Yan just shrugged his shoulders and said innocently: "I just thought that if you know, you will feel so disgusted that you can't eat for three days, so I kindly remind you." ”
"Say! Disgusting or not! I judge for myself! Everyone's disgusting point! No! One! Like!" Lou Wen's eyes almost stared him out of a hole, strange and terrifying.
Yun Yan was speechless, after all, this was the truth...... Actually, he doesn't think it's so disgusting, it's just that the world is too upright.
"Okay, I said, calm down, saliva sprayed all over my face. Yun Yan wiped his face with his sleeves in disgust, and was very glad for the long-sleeved shirt he picked today.
Lou Wen is indifferent, don't make it clear, don't think about the paper to be kind to you.
"Pseudo-mothers, at the beginning, a few people hated being men, so they tied up doctors, operated on themselves, and cut out the root of their sin. ”
Lou Wen understood in seconds: "In other words, cut off the little monster, go crazy." ”
"No, I heard that the doctor committed suicide a few days after he was forced to do the last operation. ”
Lou Wen's cold sweat came down, this is actually not a big deal in the twenty-first world, but he committed suicide here, it can be seen that it is still very serious.
"At that time, this incident was very big and alarmed the superiors, and when these people recovered, they were taken into custody by the superiors on the grounds of kidnapping and indirect injury. ”
"Are the masses still cheering that these tumors have finally been eradicated?"
"You guessed it right. Yun Yan glanced at him coldly, and finally had some brains.
Lou Wen was a little embarrassed to be praised, scratched his head, and smiled innocently: "You have won the award, I will blush if you praise me like this." ”
Yun Yan choked, he almost couldn't get off in one breath, and he couldn't hold back the feeling of wanting to slap him to death, but he couldn't hold back his heart of wanting to roar and roar: "I didn't praise you!
The whole underground palace was shaken, this change scared Lou Wen stupidly, obediently, this thing turned out to be a tiger pretending to be a sick cat, scared! The skill is not enough, so it was just a shock.
"Ahem, don't worry about the details, tell me quickly, what happened next?"
Although he wanted him to roar a few more times and shatter the dungeon, Lou Wen thought that if it really came to that extent, he would definitely be the first to be shattered on the spot, cough, that risk was too great, true love life, stay away from roaring.
Yun Yan was so angry that he turned around and wanted to leave, girl, stay with this dead child again, it is difficult to guarantee that he will not miss and tear him to pieces, but according to the extent that the master spoils him, it is estimated that at that time, he will be torn apart!
Hmph, it was his honor to be torn apart by his master, but at the thought of meeting him again on Huangquan Road, he immediately put away his heart, he couldn't afford to provoke him, I can't hide!
Yun Yan, who had just taken a step, stood frozen on the spot, unable to take a step.
Lou Wen pulled his shirt with an aggrieved face, pouted, and whispered: "It's rude to leave normally, you can't be so rude." ”
Yun Yan took a few deep breaths and told himself not to be angry, he will have wrinkles when he is angry, phew! He is a big man, what wrinkles are he afraid of!
"I'm sorry, it's my mouth, it's me who is bad, I apologize, you hurry up and continue. Lou Wenmu apologized with a wooden face, but I don't know why, just listening to the voice, the apology is ten.
Yun Yan choked, turned around with a tiger face, and at the same time as he said cruelly, a shrill voice of cotton tearing came from his ears at the same time: "If you talk cheaply, I will tear you." ”
Lou Wen: "......" is cheap, isn't it to chop off the claws?
Yun Yan: "...... it!"
The two looked at each other, one grinning and quickly letting go of the cloth in his hand, hiding his paws tightly, and the other with a face darker than the prettiest obsidian.
Yun Yan felt that he was really going crazy, but there was always an invisible force that held him and prevented him from slapping the dead child on the wall to make a specimen: "You're here to block me, right?"
Lou Wen smiled dryly, extremely embarrassed, he really didn't mean it, who would know that this dress was so brittle, was it an antique?
"I'm sorry. Lou Wen raised his eyebrows, pouted, and half-covered his little face with his head bowed, his well-behaved hair was soft against his head, and even the stupid hair that popped out of nowhere, was wilted and lost his spirit.
This is really his most sincere apology, if it doesn't work, he can only ...... Kneeling and hugging your thighs!
Yun Yan choked, he was suddenly so well-behaved, he was reluctant to tear him apart, and he was really so aggrieved that he wanted to beat his chest.
"It's a shame to be obedient at this time, you know?" said Yun Yan through gritted teeth.
Lou Wen looked up at him, his big sparkling eyes looked at him timidly, and the vision that was half a head off at this time was really great: "Brother Yun, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to." ”
If the system is spying on him, this sentence of Brother Yun is enough for someone to suffer, hehehe, hey, don't blame others, who let you have nothing to do!
Taking it for granted, Yun Yan's reaction was to shiver with a cold shiver, and then said with a green face: "Put away your disgusting expression and disgusting name, I'm not your target." ”
"Target?" Lou Wen was confused, with a disgusting expression and disgusting salutation, he could understand, because he felt that he was indeed quite disgusting.
But what's going on with this goal?
Rolling his eyes fiercely, Yun Yan was finally willing to return to the topic and continued to popularize: "On the way out, did everyone walk around you?"
"Yes, it's very neat, it makes me feel like I'm a rat poop mixed in with the rice, and when I walk there, the rice hides there. "Lou Wen is naturally self-black, he is really just used to it.
Yun Yan twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling that he had encountered a snake spirit disease: "That's because, once you are targeted by the pseudo-mother, you can only become the forbidden side of the pseudo-mother, and when they have enough, they will either be reduced to an inferior pseudo-mother, or they will be killed directly." ”
Lou Wen's head went blank for a moment, and he asked weakly: "Is there still a grade? Is the inferior pseudo-girl just like Qing-Lou? Anyone can go up, anyone can play?"
"Well, so you should be glad that you are dressed like a high-class pseudo-girl, otherwise...... Hehe. ”
Yun Yan's weird smile made Lou Wen couldn't help but give a cold war, swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and couldn't help but think of the eighteen forbidden n-person games he had seen.
If this is unlucky, it is estimated that X will die directly, and he won't even have to do the task.
Rub, sure enough, he is still too tender, it turns out that life is full of pits, and if you accidentally fall down, you will never recover.
"You know so clearly, why don't you remind me?" After Lou Wen knew the truth, he was aggrieved, although he didn't know if it was a skirt or shoes or a small coat, or maybe it was a hat that saved him.
Yun Yan rolled his eyes disdainfully: "I just came according to the rules, and please remember that if you want to survive here, you must abide by the rules, understand?"
Lou Wen turned around lonely and continued to go back to the room, but his heart exploded, why is this space so weird?
Although Ling Xiaoran is a system monarch, there is another system monarch who has never appeared from beginning to end, and he doesn't feel it at all.
Alas, I originally thought that Yun Yan would be the second of the system Jun, so he took advantage of the time of popular science to let him come out to slip away, but he was stunned and couldn't detect the breath of the second of the system at all.
What should I do now?
Wait, it seems that there is still a question that has not been asked clearly, Lou Wen stopped violently, turned back sharply, but saw that Yun Yan did not have any emotional fluctuations, and it was better to be surprised.
"There is another question, is the status of the senior pseudo-lady very high? Since you can openly choose a man to go home, it means that the boss is absolutely acquiesced. ”
"Well, second only to Ama of the Great Heavenly Empire. ”
"Who took this weird name? Is it Amma's wife? It can't be called Eniang, right?" Lou Wen immediately guessed, but this title is true...... Half in the bag.
Yun Yan reaffirmed that his guess was right, and only listened to him: "Well, Amma loves Eniang as his life, so he acquiesces to all his actions, fortunately, he is not an evil person, but the people below are inevitable." ”
"It doesn't matter if you kill someone?" Lou Wen twitched the corners of his mouth, he really wanted to squirt a mouthful of salt water to kill the person who took the name, although he said that all the emperors were subjects, but it was really shameless to take advantage of people like this.
"Yes. ”
Lou Wen thought of someone, so he further confirmed: "Is there a pseudo-mother who chooses a woman to go home?"
"Yes," Yun Yan naturally responded, suddenly squinted his eyes, looked at him faintly, and asked, "What do you mean?"
Lou Wen looked nervously left and right, and made sure that there was no one, so he approached him and whispered: "Don't make a noise, I just think it's strange, you said, so many beauties are serving, and the master's urine sex should have been stripped off a long time ago." ”
"And?" After he said this, Yun Yan also felt as if there was indeed something wrong?
Thinking about it carefully, it seemed that he had really never seen Ling Xiaoran naked, and even if a group of sexually appealing women tried their best to seduce him, they had never really seen who he had done.
Seeing his reaction, Lou Wen was even more sure that there must be a problem!
At this moment, a voice that seemed to be smiling exploded beside the two: "You two, the relationship is quite good." ”