Chapter 250: Beauty is a martial idiot
", the martial arts master is on campus......" a person muttered to himself. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The most difficult thing to accept is Chen Jianbo, who brought so many people to repair Yang Wei, he was originally full of confidence, but he didn't expect Yang Wei to find such a powerful helper, and it would end up with such a paradoxical ending, the key is that Li Xiang didn't even look at him before leaving, and he didn't say anything arrogant, which made him feel that his face was beaten.
Gritting his teeth, he started the motorcycle, and at a speed of sixty miles, he crashed into Li Xiang.
He is the boss of the martial arts hall in this area, and he can't lose face if he loses anything.
"Be careful!" The crowd erupted in exclamation, no matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives, you hit people hard, but you can't resist the motorcycle collision, and the speed is so fast, it is difficult to dodge.
At the critical moment, Li Xiang pushed Yang Wei away, made a mistake under his feet, kicked it, bounced up with his legs, forming an upside-down golden hook posture, just avoiding the motorcycle, before landing, Chen Jianbo had a brain breakdown, Chen Jianbo screamed in pain, the handlebar was crooked, the person was thrown out, and he plunged into a pine tree and did not move.
"It's not going to die, is it?" Yang Wei said nervously.
Li Xiang also killed Chen Jianbo in order to save him, and if the police asked, he made up his mind and said that he killed the person.
Li Xiang didn't have a bottom in his heart, he walked over to take a look, Chen Jianbo was head down, feet up, stuck between the two branches, unable to move, as soon as he saw Li Xiang, he scolded in a weak voice: "Let me down, let me down, let me down......"
"You can still scold people, it's okay to look at it, let's go."
Under the jaw-dropping gaze of everyone, Li Xiang and Yang Wei left in a hurry.
"Brother Xiang, where did you learn your awesome work? Do you want to take in apprentices? Let me be your apprentice, you can pass on your peerless magic skills to me! After moving away from the crowd, Yang Wei said shamelessly.
Li Xiang rolled his eyes, and was about to speak, when suddenly a young girl stood up obliquely, opened her arms, and blocked in front of her.
Li Xiang was stunned for a moment, and looked at it fixedly, this girl was wearing a set of sportswear, with a well-proportioned figure, a ponytail, and a delicate appearance, she was a beauty, the question was ...... I didn't know her at all.
"What you used just now was the phoenix eye fist?" Without waiting for Li Xiang to speak, the beauty took the lead in asking.
Li Xiang was stunned for a moment, frowned, and said, "What? ”
The beauty raised her right hand, made a hand shape with a brain collapse, and said: "Phoenix Eye Fist, don't deny it, I can see it clearly, the Ying Woman was the Hong Xiguan who was killed with the Phoenix Eye Fist, of course, Hong Xiguan was ninety years old at that time, and he was still secretly attacked." ”
"What a mess, I don't know." Li Xiang waved his hand, "Is there something wrong, let me if it's okay." ”
Yang Wei pulled his arm, leaned close to his ear, and whispered: "Her name is Zhang Xiaorui, the president of our school's martial arts club, it is said that the karate black belt is still three or a few dans, and she is a martial arts idiot." ”
Zhang Xiaorui hugged her arms, and proudly pouted at Li Xiang, and said: "Just now you beat thirteen people with phoenix eye boxing, a bit level, are you interested in joining our martial arts club, I will let you be the head of phoenix eye boxing, although you are not good-looking, just a brick mover, but this girl admires people with real skills, and never judges people by their appearance." ”
Li Xiang was stunned and explained: "Girl, you are mistaken, this is completely a move used by children to fight, not even martial arts, let alone phoenix eye boxing, you want to practice martial arts, find someone else, ah?" ”
After speaking, he wanted to go around her, but he raised Zhang Xiaorui's hand, grabbed Li Xiang's arm, and said with a smile: "No, you have a good root, you are a martial arts talent, you must join the martial arts club, under my training, you have the opportunity to become a great martial artist." ”
Watching martial arts dramas stupid? Sick in the brain?
Li Xiang looked at her blankly, "Let it go, pull and pull, what does it look like." ”
Zhang Xiaorui said: "It's okay if you don't want to join the martial arts club, fight with me, if you can beat me, I will let you go." ”
"I told you, I don't know martial arts, and I don't want to join any association, what is that, it sounds like a gangster organization." Li wanted to break free, but this girl did have two blows, one push and one take, and clasped his wrist tightly, no matter how much she dragged it, she couldn't pull it out.
"No, I know that you have the intention to hide your identity, and most masters are like this, but you also have to beat me, so that you have the qualifications to be a real person without showing your face!"
Li Xiang was completely speechless, he was very aggrieved, he just stuck a knife in his ribs, defeated Chen Jianbo and his party, and wanted to go to the classroom with peace of mind, but now he was caught by an inexplicable crazy woman, in order to get out, he had to beg: "Girl, do you think this will work, if you are really in a bad mood and want to vent, I will let you beat me out of anger, and then let me go, okay?" ”
Zhang Xiaorui shook her head, "This girl doesn't fight anyone who can't fight back, let's go to the dojo with me and compete." ”
Yes, soft can't work, come to the hard one, Li Xiang took a breath, raised his left hand, and buckled her eyes like lightning, Zhang Xiaorui's reaction was also very fast, her hands turned into knives, sealed the offensive, and shouted excitedly: "Eagle Claw Gong, okay, look at my ......"
Without finishing a sentence, Li Xiang withdrew halfway, slipped away, ran out quickly, and waved his hand: "Silly girl, let's play by yourself!" ”
Zhang Xiaorui was furious and chased after her.
Li wanted to look back, but he didn't expect this woman to be so violent, so he quickened his pace and shouted: "Damn, this woman is too crazy, I don't know, I think we have done something to her." ”
"Wrong, it's what you do to her, not what we do to her." Yang Wei is obese, but he runs very fast.
", you're all to blame." Li Xianggang wanted to praise Yang Wei a few words, saying that he was a good sprinter, although his legs were a little thick, like a pig's legs, and his body was fat, like a pig's body, in short, he was the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie, but before he could praise him, Yang Wei was out of breath, saliva dripped directly from the corners of his mouth, and said speechlessly, "Shouldn't you lose weight?" ”
"I wanted to too, but when I saw the meat, I forgot about my figure." Yang Wei ran out of breath, Li Xiang pulled him directly to run, and after a while, he wanted to shake off Li Xiang's hand, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't shake off Li Xiang's hand, and hurriedly shouted, "I'm going to die, let go of me, I, I can't run anymore." ”
Li Xiangcai didn't care if he ran or not, he still pulled him to run towards the dormitory, and said: "The trouble is your fault, if she catches you, she will definitely torture you to extract a confession, just your willpower, after three moves, you will be all recruited." ”
Finally, they ran to the boys' dormitory.
Yang Wei leaned against the wall and said to the gatekeeper: "Sister, this classmate wants to pursue me, please help me stop it!" ”
"Holy, that's okay!?" Li Xiang rolled his eyes at Yang Wei, this kid is too good at making up.
The aunt is in her forties, and when she heard him call her eldest sister, she immediately smiled, picked up the broom, and went to the door to block Zhang Xiaorui, who arrived later.
Zhang Xiaorui didn't dare to trespass into the boys' dormitory, and shouted at Li Xiang's back: "Stinky boy, you come down for the old lady!" Follow me to the dojo! ”
"Haha, you want to chase me, wait for next time." Li Xiang laughed heartily upstairs.
This woman is too violent, if she is in bed, she is so violent, it is exciting to think about.
No, no, it's too obscene, it's better to save more things, it's better not to provoke such a woman.
"Amitabha!" Li missed the Buddha's name and felt that he was too close to the Buddha.
Zhang Xiaorui was so angry that she stomped her feet, "Bastard, I'll definitely catch you next time!" ”
The aunt glanced at her calmly, "Girl, you can't catch up with a boy like this, even if you catch him, you won't get his heart......"
Back in Yang Wei's dormitory, Li Xiang found a chair to sit down, let out a sigh of relief, and sighed: "It's crazy, I've never seen a woman like this." ”
Yang Wei was lying on the bed, and when he heard Li Xiang's words, he laughed a little out of breath, and after a while, he came to his senses and said with a smile, "This is a good thing, Zhang Xiaorui is also very beautiful, and do you know that her family background is very prominent, and in our school, she can be ranked in the top five." ”
Li Xiang shrugged his shoulders, took out a cigarette and lit it, and asked, "Is it the eldest lady of the rich family?" ”
Yang Wei said: "I don't know if I have money or not, it is estimated that the conditions will not be bad." Her father is the deputy secretary of a province......"
"Oh, it turned out to be the princess party." Li Xiang suddenly said, "No wonder it's so domineering." ”
Yang Wei said: "It's not a day or two that she's domineering. That Chen Jianbo you know, his father is very rich, his uncle is the third in command of the martial arts hall, and he is the boss of the martial arts hall, he once pursued her, and joined the martial arts club for her, but on the first day of practice, she kicked and broke three ribs, and went back to recuperate by himself, and he didn't dare to let go of a fart. Thinking that Chen Jianbo suffered under Zhang Xiaorui, he wanted to laugh excitedly.
Li Xiang shook his head helplessly, slowly exhaled a puff of smoke, and sighed: "I hope she forgets about this stubble tomorrow and doesn't come to harass me." ”
Suddenly remembering something, Li Xiang chased after Yang Wei and asked, "Why did you get into trouble with someone who talks about martial arts?" ”
"I'll take a shower first!" Yang Wei was clearly evading the question.
"Stop." Li Xiang chased out, Yang Wei suddenly took off his shirt, revealing his fat body, the key is that this thing is still running at Li Xiang, Li Xiang almost vomited what he ate for breakfast.
"Brother Xiang, you want to wash together!? Okay, I don't mind. Yang Wei smiled very obscenely, but he thought that he was smiling very charmingly, and he threw flattering eyes at Li Xiang.
"Wow" Li Xiang was disgusted, leaning against the wall, goosebumps falling to the ground, "I'd better go and be quiet, this world is too messy." "I hurriedly ran to the dormitory to smoke.
After Yang Wei finished taking a bath, he saw that Li Xiang hadn't left yet, and said in amazement: "Brother Xiang, you haven't left yet, don't you really want to take a bath with me!" ”
"Get out, if I look for a pig, I won't look for you." Li Xiang's face was full of black lines.
Yang Wei exclaimed: "Wow, Brother Xiang, your taste is so heavy!" (To be continued.) )