Chapter 209: Am I Cute? Take off!
Ling Xiaoran, who was ridiculed, almost couldn't help but stun him, he was really spoiled and his courage was fatter than the sky, and he didn't dare to go against his will this day.
However, in the end, he has lived for an unknown amount of time, and he skipped Lou Wen very calmly and naturally, with a serious face and a ...... face I couldn't see his face clearly, I could only see that my eyes didn't fluctuate at all, so I bit his question: "Shame?" ”
Lou Wenba chirped and died......
Life is so difficult, and at the same time, please remember, don't find yourself a more difficult job, that is simply not a human life.
"Don't play dead, get up." Ling Xiaoran stretched out his index finger and poked his head, watching his head shake because of the relationship between his fingers.
Lou Wen was angry, raised his head, and warned him sternly: "Da, remember that you are a cold and great god, and all comic behaviors are forbidden." ”
Ling Xiaoran, who was known as a god, had a cold look in his eyes, his cool fingertips clasped his chin and lifted it, and asked him coldly, "What did you say?" ”
Lou Wen was almost frozen into a popsicle again, not to mention, his jaw hurt as if he was about to be crushed to the bone, and it hurt so much that he had tears, oh no, it had fallen out, and he kept inhaling in pain.
"Don't you like to be likened to God? Then I'll change it, are you the president of Gao Leng? The Emperor of Coldness? I'm really wrong, my jaw really hurts, can you let go first, let's sit down and discuss? ”
As Ling Xiaoran thought, Lou Wen had already been spoiled, but he couldn't blame him, what danger could there be in the space of the system monarch who liked him?
Oh, there are quite a lot of dangers, but every time the system will save him, so he will suffer a little at most, so he doesn't care so much about his life.
It turned out that this was the case, Ling Xiaoran let go of his chin powerlessly, and by the way, picked him up and let him sit on the ground and face to face with him.
Lou Wen didn't care about wiping his tears, but covered his chin for the first time, without looking, his white and clear skin, which was more delicate than a flower, must have been dark.
Ling Xiaoran didn't give him time to blacken his face, but continued to tease Lou Wen: "This, I'll discuss it ...... later."
Lou Xiaoshou, who was upright, how could he follow his wishes, and refused him fiercely without waiting for him to finish speaking: "I refuse to let you day!" ”
Ling Xiaoran twitched the corners of her mouth, her eyes slanted at the bed, and the next sentence made him weather directly in the air: "Refusal is invalid, strip-naked." ”
Off, off, off-light? Lou Wen couldn't react to this sudden change in painting style, he just hugged his chest reflexively, shook his head and refused: "I refuse again." ”
"Rejection is invalid." Reality is always skinny, how could Ling Xiaoran let go of such a good opportunity to insult him?
At this moment, Lou Wen was really distressed and was woken up (yes, which bastard poured paper water?) You have to grab it and kick it on the ground! When I saw myself in a lolita dress, I thought I was really bisexual.
But soon he reacted, he was still a Chinese paper, just a man dressed as a woman, phew, it was actually a Chinese paper sister paper heart, if it wasn't for his family, he would have to go for sex reassignment surgery.
In this regard, Lou Wen expressed his gratitude to the whole family of the deity! Love you guys! Whatever!
So, according to his experience, the system has not awakened yet, that is, he doesn't know the fact that he is a man, and in other words, one of the key words he has picked up his life is: woman.
If it was known that he was a Han paper, it was estimated that he would be torn by hand on the spot, right? Not to mention, it's really possible to make this product!
It's a pity that Lou Wen hasn't seen System Jun stepping on people's heads with an expressionless face, otherwise he would have been so frightened that he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.
Therefore, in order to pick up another life, Lou Wen decided to confess to the system in a tactful way, ahh
Pay attention, Lou Wen sat in a standard kneeling posture, sat face to face with Ling Xiaoran, stared at his big eyes two centimeters wide, and asked gently: "Look at me, are you cute?" ”
Ling Xiaoran, who didn't know what he was paying attention to, what the hell was going on, was silent for a moment, but he had to admit that Lou Wen, who was sitting in front of him, smiling with his eyebrows and showing four teeth, was a hundred times cuter than when he didn't speak.
Honest him, honest nod, honest compliment: "Lovely." ”
Lou Wen's smile deepened, and his eight neat white teeth could blind other people's dog eyes, only to see him say meaningfully: "Then do you know that there is a very popular saying now, and the cute ones are blue children's paper?" ”
Ling Xiaoran was silent for a moment, his eyes moved down from his face to his chest, as if he was studying your breasts if you were a blue child.
Obviously, Lou Wen is not a person who twists, he has always been bold and heroic, so he proudly put his hand through the neckline, and after a few strokes, he took out a handful of dumpling pads.
Ling Xiaoran: "......" pads so much, isn't it hot?
There was nothing when he dug it out, but after putting the equipment in front of him, Lou Wen felt a little embarrassed, obviously he didn't do it, he just, cough, exposed the hobby of the deity.
As if he was afraid that he wouldn't believe it, and as if to avoid embarrassment, Lou Wen simply took it off without doing anything, took off his skirt, looked down at the bright red bra, and his face was green.
Nima, Lao Paper does not exclude you from wearing women's clothes, it does not mean that Lao Paper does not exclude you from wearing such a tacky bra, I feel that not only my face is lost, but even my inside is lost.
Silently let go of the skirt, Lou Wen unbuttoned it with difficulty for a long time with his backhand, but he couldn't untie it, so he had to ask to save Ling Xiaoran, who was already stunned.
"Big, please help, I can't untie the ......" Bei Yan bit his ruddy chin, his pitiful beautiful eyes sparkled, and he looked at Ling Xiaoran with grievances.
Ling Xiaoran finally came back to his senses from the shock, oh, of course it wasn't his gender, but the big red underwear, which was so spicy.
I can't wait to let it disappear on the spot, Ling Xiaoran looked disgusted, but! Actually! Not! Refuse! Instead, he directly grabbed Lou Wenguang's white and smooth shoulders and turned him around manually.
The neatly trimmed and beautiful fingers tapped the button, and then manually turned Lou Wen around, ripped it off very rudely, threw it away, and successfully flew out of the door, disappearing from the sight of the two.
Lou Wen, who looked confused, didn't realize what was happening, and watched the extremely cheesy red underwear fly out of the door.
Of course, he didn't ignore the disgusted eyes of the system jun, and felt that it was really inconvenient for the system jun to wear a mask.
Lou Wen: Has the "......" system also learned to have convulsions? Still smoking so badly?
The eye-nuisance disappeared, Ling Xiaoran's face softened slightly, and he squinted his eyes slightly and looked Lou Wenguang's naked upper body up and down several times, and his throat was a little dry.
The boy's already grown figure, well-proportioned, muscles will not grow is the most attractive period, it can be seen that he is very protective of his body, dazzling white skin, no flaws at all.
If there is one, it is probably the two pink and tender red tassels on the chest, which seem to be sweet and delicious to taste, which is tempting.
Lou Wen couldn't help but shudder, he wanted to cover his chest, but he felt hypocritical, but he didn't cover it, this system Jun's gaze seemed to be looking at him, giving him the illusion that he would be knocked down on the spot in the next second.
And, it seems like it's endless? Lou Wen planned to remind him loudly: "Great, I know that I have a good figure and delicate skin, but you don't have to stare at people like this, they will be shy." ”