Chapter 574: A plan to hide from the sky and cross the sea
"The demon general used to serve the heavenly court wholeheartedly, but unexpectedly, he was calculated by the villain in this wild land, and now he has returned safely, and I am very relieved in my heart......"
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For the sake of safety, Zhou Zhou originally wanted to kneel down to receive the order, but Yu'er pulled his wrist.
That's right, paralyzing the other party is paralyzing, but the bottom line still has to be there, if the disciples of Taiqing bow down to the Jade Emperor, this matter will really make a big deal......
Therefore, it became a table full of people standing up to do the word and receiving the decree, and the priest who pronounced the decree turned a blind eye as if he had seen nothing.
After reading for a long time, almost four or five hundred words, Zhou Zhou's waist hurt a little...... This is purely a joke, how can he really have back pain when he is a dignified immortal?
It's just a lumbar muscle strain, well, a little strain, after all, Xiaomi sleeps every day these days, and Zhou Zhou can only play happily with Yu'er......
“…… Hereby commend you, five treasures and ten jars of imperial wine, so that Zhou Aiqing will report on his work in the heavenly court!"
As soon as the priest's voice stopped, the immortals who stood up in the entire square sighed slightly, and the immortals in the hall who had been eating and drinking also pricked up their ears.
What will happen? Will the disciples of Taiqing accept the order or not?
It stands to reason that the Jade Emperor calculated Zhou Zhou so much that Zhou Zhou almost died, and I heard that he had been wandering and practicing outside for two thousand years, and this kind of hatred can already be said to be 'deep hatred'.
"General Zhou?" the priest unconsciously hung two drops of cold sweat on his forehead.
If this is a Taiqing disciple who declares war on Heavenly Court in anger and kills to make his ambition clear, wouldn't he want to ......
"Oh, I almost forgot," Zhou Zhou looked up and smiled, but the smile was like heaven in the eyes of this priest. Zhou Zhou took the Jade Emperor's will with one hand and threw it to a fairy behind him.
Zhou Zhou didn't mention the Jade Emperor's will again, but just smiled and said, "Has this adult eaten?"
"Eat, eat. ”
What's going on with this weird atmosphere? How should Zhou Zhou's actions just now be interpreted?
Many calculating powers in the heavens and on the earth began to think, after all, now Zhou Zhou and the Jade Emperor seem to be related to the general trend of the world.
"General Zhou, when will you return to Heavenly Court to report on your work?" asked the priest in a slightly weak voice.
Zhou Zhou said with a smile: "I just returned to the Honghuang, and I haven't returned to Shimen to take a look, when I go to Tushi Palace to meet Lao Jun, I will naturally take the time to go to Lingxiao Treasure Palace." ”
"Okay, let's say goodbye first......"
The priest turned around and left, Zhou Zhou arched his hand, turned his head and sat down.
It was very embarrassing for the Heavenly Court to come these days, the scenery came, and the gray ones left, and in the end they were 'sent' away by thousands of Heavenly Apocalypse State guards.
Zhou Zhou's mentality can be described as full of twists and turns, he originally wanted to act well to paralyze the Jade Emperor, but after being reminded by Yu'er, he realized that the Jade Emperor was cunning and cunning at all, and he might just add to the joke.
It's better to be natural and put your opinions and displeasure with the Jade Emperor on your face.
In this way, it made the Jade Emperor feel that he was still so without a city, but it was more effective than he had thought before.
Well, it's all small details, and it doesn't affect the overall situation.
"I salute you all with a drink, everyone eat and drink well. Zhou Zhou raised his glass to the surroundings, and the audience responded.
After sitting down, he continued to drink and eat, as if the Jade Emperor's will in the hands of the fairy behind him was as worthless as the rag.
"Brother, if you are really angry, let's go to the Jade Emperor now. ”
Sister Bixiao, who was rectal, comforted Zhou Zhou on the side, but the men and women at the table were all smiling, similar to Zhou Zhou's smile.
Zhou Zhou took a bite of food and put it in a bowl for Bixiao, "Sister, let's eat." ”
"Oh," Bi Xiao snorted, looking arrogant who didn't think she knew anything, Zhou Zhou wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh out loud.
Despite this small episode, the fairy meeting was still very enthusiastic, accompanied by singing and dancing, wine and food, and a group of people began to call each other brothers and sisters.
Then they toasted, Zhou Zhou asked Yu'er to accompany Xiaomi, and he shuttled through the hall with his senior brother, which was also an important means to increase his connections.
The immortal meeting lasted for three days, and the Apocalypse arranged all kinds of entertainment, and after three days, tens of thousands of immortals said goodbye to Zhou Zhou and left.
Although a meal cannot buy people's hearts, this is a sign of Zhou Zhou's increased influence.
"In the future, there will be an immortal meeting every three years," Zhou Zhou watched the streamer leave with a little regret.
She asked softly, "What's wrong?"
"I said I was going to sit down and talk about it, these guys have all run away," Zhou Zhou smacked his lips, but he regretted this.
"Hahaha," Gui Hongzi and the two dragon sons both laughed.
The so-called fairy meeting, in fact, is mostly just eating and drinking, and the discussion is just a small program after tea and dinner.
The Interception Sect Immortals left the latest, and Zhao Gongming brought hundreds of righteous gods and scattered immortals from the Heavenly Court to Zhou Zhou, greeted and talked with Zhou Zhou one by one, and it was another half a day.
When Bi Xiao received his fellow disciples before, he had already told the Interception Sect Immortal about the will of Master Tongtian, but Zhou Zhou didn't take the initiative to talk about it, and the Interception Sect Immortal couldn't say anything.
"Brother Zhou," Zhao Gongming's words were meaningful, "If you have anything, even if you send someone to the ward brother, the elder brother and many fellow disciples can't eat your meal for nothing, right?"
Zhou Zhou nodded with a smile and bowed his hands to the surroundings, "I will inevitably bother you uncles in the future." ”
Most of the Interception Sect Immortals were the same generation as the Xuandu Grand Master, and his shouting Uncle also made the faces of these Heavenly Court immortals shine.
These immortals stepped on the clouds and headed towards the East Heavenly Gate, and the entire venue was quiet.
"Senior brother, I'll go back first, do you have anything important here?" asked Gui Hongzi.
"Senior brother, it's better to stay a few more days," Zhou Zhou's eyes were affectionate.
Gui Hongzi nodded and agreed without thinking about it, "It's okay, we may not have been together for a long time." ”
The two little girls in the back sighed with all kinds of emotion: It's finally time to see their father's unprincipledness.
Zhou Zhou glanced at this Apocalypse City, thought about it a little in his heart, and ordered to build a high-platform palace in the city, which was extremely luxurious to receive guests.
The group laughed and returned to the Great Zhou City, held a banquet again, and called many important ministers of the Apocalypse Kingdom.
In the next half month, the drinks and banquets did not stop, Zhou Zhou's posture was casual, and then he directly pillowed on Yu'er's lap, as if he was drunk and uninhibited.
Indulge in joy, don't stop drinking bottles.
In such a half month, Zhou Zhou was drunk and unconscious in the hall, and was helped back to the inner hall by several fairies to rest, and Yu'er took care of him.
The other people who accompanied the wine were also drunk in various ways, Gui Hongzi was drunk and even took off his shoes and took chopsticks to knock on the dishes and chopsticks, and finally was helped away by Gou Chen's general.
Those who were paying attention to this side gradually withdrew their eyes, although they did not praise Zhou Zhou's behavior, but most cultivators disdained those who indulged in pleasure in their hearts.
……
"I'm not drunk, so you don't have to help me. ”
Zhou Zhou lay on the bed in a large shape, his face was red, and a wine burp could pollute the flowers and plants.
Yu'er couldn't cry or laugh, Zhiyan, Bixiao and Xiao'e also came in, and Zhou Zhou, who was drunk, also helped take care of it.
Zhiyan, who rushed back a few days ago, scolded softly: "How can men be so virtuous, they know how to drink and drink, and they will kill him!"
The little county lord has a little emotion.
"The water is coming!" the cute girl with pigtails ran in with a jade basin.
Yu'er was busy again, and put a hot towel on Zhou Zhou's forehead.
Zhou Zhou took the towel down casually, opened his eyes and held his forehead, "I'm really not drunk." ”
"Don't make a fuss," Bi Xiao pressed Zhou Zhou on the bed with one hand, "Do you still want to drink?
Zhou Zhou lay there crying and laughing, also because he drank too much in a row, his mind was a little dizzy, and he took a breath, "Sister, let me down, I really don't want to drink, I still have something to do." ”
Several women looked at each other, Bi Xiao took her little hand away, and Zhou Zhou sat up cross-legged on the bed.
After retching twice, Zhou Zhou's palm swept across his lower abdomen, and there was an extra ball of water vapor in his hand, which was ignited casually.
Suddenly I felt a lot more energetic.
Zhou Zhou breathed a sigh of relief, he was really dizzy from this meal.
looked around, smiled bitterly and said, "I'm really fine, you guys are chatting here, Yu'er, open up the big arrays everywhere, don't make any noise." ”
"Well, okay," Yu'er immediately turned away without asking why.
"Sister, I'm going to retreat, don't leave here these days, if there's anything unusual, try to cover it up for me. ”
After Zhou Zhou finished speaking, he stood up, glanced at the little fish on the side, raised his hand and pinched her face.
Without saying anything, Zhou Zhou let Xiaomi into the Qu Yuan bag, and his figure turned into a colorful finch with a bang, waving his wings and flying towards the window not far away.
Xi'e seemed to understand Zhou Zhou's intentions, pulled down Bixiao, and the two of them walked towards the palace gate.
"Huh?" the little fish tilted its head, and all kinds of unknown reasons.
"What's wrong with all of them?" Zhiyan muttered.
Soon, Limei got Yu'er's letter and raised her hand to open the large array that had been arranged in various places in the extreme east, and the Great Zhou City was also shrouded in layers of light from the large array, and the sky was brilliant.
And Auntie whispered a few words in Bixiao's ear, and the two flew into the air, quietly opposing each other, their faces were not very comfortable.
In the first hall built in the Great Zhou City, the colorful bird flew down, landed in front of his own statue, and changed into the appearance of Zhou Zhou again.
Without saying a word, he sat down cross-legged, Zhou Zhou closed his eyes, and his body gradually suspended.
Soon, Zhou Zhou's body rotated one hundred and eighty degrees to face the temple gate, and outside the hall, several of his Golden Immortal cultivators were already meditating cross-legged, forbidding anyone to enter or leave this place.
There is not much abnormality in the entire Great Zhou City except for the streamer in the sky, and this situation occurs in normal times, and it does not cause much panic.
In the hall, Zhou Zhou was already suspended cross-legged on the chest of the idol in the hall, and streams of golden light overflowed everywhere in the statue.
The power of merit.
For two thousand years, this statue has accumulated a large amount of merit, and the golden body of merit that Zhou Zhou planted in the statue in the past has also blossomed.
This process must be kept secret, and the Jade Emperor must not be aware of his small movements, otherwise the subsequent plans will be completely unsuccessful.
The Golden Crow Merit Golden Body Method, the method practiced by the Demon Emperor back then......
A cyan lotus bloomed on Zhou Zhou's forehead, and a golden light bloomed on the forehead of the statue behind him, and a golden figure with a human silhouette slowly floated out of his forehead.
Both hands frantically pressed the magic trick, and the breath of water and fire rippled out, turning into chains, interspersed among the golden figures.
There wasn't much time for him to come to enlightenment, and he had to take advantage of the fact that the Jade Emperor's attention to himself was slightly weakened now to make a meritorious golden body.
In the hall, the golden light flickered, the water and fire rhyme flowed, and the Taiji diagram slowly appeared.
Soon, two figures of similar appearance sat at the top of the Taiji diagram, facing each other, and the yin and yang under the buttocks were transformed.
The figure composed of golden light, the body was gradually clear, but it was a copy of Zhou Zhou, but there was no expression in his eyes......
Few people would transform the incarnation outside the body into the same appearance as themselves, but Zhou Zhou tried to make this golden body look similar to himself...... After all, all he needs now is a stand-in.
In the sky, the golden dragon of luck suddenly trembled.
Zhou Zhou's use of the incense merit hidden in the statue of the Great Zhou City will inevitably cause the vibration of his own luck golden dragon.
But when the Fortune Golden Dragon trembled, there were two breaths of Da Luo's peak masters in the sky that burst out.
Lady didn't know how to fight with Fairy Bixiao, and speculated based on the words of the two...... It may be that the disciples of Taiqing are jealous of each other.
really embarrassed Bixiao and Auntie, and in order to cover Zhou Zhou, they put their own names into it.
Bixiao held the golden Jiao scissors, and Chang'e held the laurel branch, the two really fought upside down, and the walls of the Great Zhou City were smashed.
After fighting for a long time, she couldn't distinguish between up and down, and the eldest princess of Limei came to persuade her, and Yu'er also nodded lightly on the ground, as if she was transmitting some signal.
Bixiao: "Hmph!
This eldest sister must have done it on purpose, and added a line to herself: "If you marry my brother in the future, you will have a good husband and children, no matter if you are Taiyin Xingjun or not, you are all from my brother Zhou's family!"
Although it was discussed by the two, it was a little difficult for Chang'e, who should have been disdainful of these words, to speak.
Bi Xiao raised her eyebrows, "What? are you still not convinced?"
"What I listen to my sister is," Auntie said with a slight grievance, and Bi Xiao felt a little guilty in her heart.
If there is a live broadcast within the scope of the flood wilderness, it is estimated that all the male immortals in the world will criticize Bixiao......
Limei came to persuade her, it must be that Zhou Zhou no longer needed cover, Bixiao and Xi'e returned to the original hall one after another.
In the hall, Zhou Zhou was sitting cross-legged there, and there was a body beside him that looked exactly like him, but he was wearing a black robe, and his eyes didn't look good.
"It's done?" Bi Xiao asked softly.
"It's done, the process is simple," Zhou Zhou said with a smile, this merit gold body focuses on the accumulation of merits, so it is naturally not complicated.
This golden body is unconscious, and Zhou Zhou's mind can switch between the body and the golden body at will.
"What do you want to do with him?" Bi Xiao asked softly.
There are only five people in the hall, Zhou Zhou, Yu'er, Bixiao, Limei, and Chang'e, and there must be only a few of them who know about this matter.
Zhou Zhou said: "It won't be long before a big event happens in the flood, and I need to plan and calculate, but it is inconvenient to show up directly." Later, I will put this golden body into the golden dragon of luck," Zhou Zhou glanced at Limei, "I am tired of the eldest princess to protect her, and I will also leave the book from the ground, and the book from the ground must not be half a point away." ”
"Hmm," Komi nodded slightly.
"Don't worry, I'll stay here for two more months," Zhou Zhou raised his hand, and the golden body of merit turned into a golden light and submerged into his chest.
Zhou Zhou looked at Yu'er, although he didn't speak, Yu'er already understood Zhou Zhou's intentions.
Although it was very busy outside, Zhou Zhou still had to accompany Yu'er for a while.