Chapter 0030 Shell Aunt Wang's apricot face and peach cheeks

This old man was known to Qiu Madzi, and he hurriedly beckoned him so that he could ask him for directions: "Liu Banten, come to cut meat?" Seeing this person, Qiu Madzi understood a lot, it turned out that the other half of the blood of the two brothers and sisters came from the old man in front of him. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoHe should be the grandfather of two children.

"Cut a shovel! Don't mention it, when you mention it, I am flatulent, Lao Tzu has been here for more than an hour, and after waiting for the old man for a long time, the dolls that people have made fast have been born, and she has not found the gap between her eyes!" Listening to his greeting, Liu Banjiu stopped, but he was not taking care of him, "Wandou, hurry up." He shouted to the mill.

"Okay!" Wandou agreed.

If you want to leave, you can't leave a mess behind, Wandou is not that kind of person. A few people can't pull out their hands, he doesn't need to use his hands to bowl beans, he just shouted: "Wow, grinding eyes - there is a dried yellow eel!"

The dried yellow eel is the snake, which is an alternative commentary on snakes in Longwang Town, which is different from the outside world. Not a few children are not afraid of dripping.

When they heard this, they were so shocked that they all stopped! They ran! When they all ran out of the way, they realized, "Oh, pull it out!"

There was only some bruising, and there was no obvious damage.

This shout was like a stroke of genius, even Qiu Luzi was shocked, he almost stumbled, and the inner shock made him sway like epileptic hair again--Obey! Even he, an adult, had to admire.

And that's not all! Qiu Luzi saw that the bowl of beans had taken out a silk thatch stick more than a foot long from his waist, which children often used to fish for soil spiders from their soil holes. The straw stick of the bowl of beans was pulled into the grinding eye and stirred a few times, sticking to the one and gently lifting it up, and putting the sleeve in the palm of his hand.

Besides, did he really accidentally fall? Did he really have a flaw?

Don't do that!

Dare to be affectionate, people play more than one set of beans! There are a lot of sets in the open and in the dark, even Qiu Lunzi has to be played with a complete lack of temper, not to mention those children.

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Is this a child's scheming? To be able to figure out all these questions, unless Qiu is really crazy.

Wandou jumped off the mill, did not make any comments, and once again regarded Qiu Luzi and his party as air, he walked to Hu Dou and Liu Banjiu, glanced at the cage of pig lungs, did not show a little expression, turned his head and called a few "Ma San Ma San", the three big yellow dogs shook their heads and tails and ran out, circling around the cage of heart and lungs.

The three of them got together and walked out of the yard, needless to say, he was going back to his Liu family's yard. Qiu Luzi hurriedly stopped: "Wait a minute, Brother Liu, it's not the busy season, are you busy?" Come, smoke your cigarette, let's talk a few words." ”

"Let's talk about it, I'm going to go back and boil this cage of rotten hearts and lungs so that I can feed these three dogs." I don't want cigarettes, you see that my hands are not empty, if there is a fart, hurry up. ”

Qiu Luzi stepped forward, put a cigarette on Liu Banten's ear, and asked casually: "This kind of running and buying anger, why don't you want their parents to come, your old man just needs to wait at home to enjoy the happiness?"

"Enjoy a hell of a night pot! My old Liu has no blessing to enjoy in this life. ”

"How do you say that? There is a woman who has everything to do, and even her grandson has run around, so it is time to enjoy it. ”

They don't have a father, and my mother is looking for a short time, and I'm the only old guy pulling it, and I'm the only one who will be grinded to death by them in my life. ”

"What's going on?"

"What's going on! I also blame me for doing too many evil things in my previous life, and the retribution was on my daughter, she hasn't released the household, she was raped by a person, and she was pregnant with a bowl of beans, and she was going to go after she was half a year old, and the suicide note was written, but I didn't think of a careless, and I was raped by the one who was stabbed, and I was pregnant with Hu Dou. ”

When Hu Dou was only forty days old, she could no longer bear the humiliating torture and looked for a short time. Alas, it's angry to mention it, the three of us, old and young, it's a shame to live, don't mention it, don't mention it, it's gone......"

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"I see, it's so unfortunate, then ......" he almost said that people were too careless, and he got better and spoke quickly. Hearing this, in Qiu Luzi's heart, he invisibly planted a desire to take revenge on Uncle Wang for the Liu family, so that even if he really had that kind of unsightly thing with Li Xinghuafa in his thoughts, he would not blame himself so much.

Those two children, how can they have this Liu Banjiu's bloodline, it is clear.

So, why is there Uncle Wang's bloodline, do you still need to ask?

Uncle Wang actually did such a thing that people and gods were angry about! If this was reported to the general, would Uncle Wang's official still have to do it?

This incident also proves that Uncle Wang is definitely a man who can give birth and raise children. If there is a problem, it should still be on Aunt Wang Li Xinghua.

Various conditions have been formed, and the fornication between Qiu and Li Xinghua has become more and more inevitable. The combination of apricot blossoms and crazy 'bee flowers' gradually became inevitable.

"Qiu Luzi, your sympathy is useless, Wandou, Hu Dou, let's go. "Three unfortunate men, with three big yellow dogs, took three steps and made two steps, and hurried out to the outside.

Qiu Madman: "Liu Banjiu, you should tell Uncle Wang which family it is!" I saw that old man Liu, just shook his head vigorously, as if he was completely immersed in self-blame and accidental injury, and seemed to be completely indifferent to Qiu Madzi's shouting.

Qiu Luzi was so stunned that he couldn't close his mouth, with his knowledge, he couldn't even ask a way. Do you still need to use threats like 'I know who the traitor was that day'?

Less than three feet away, the conversation between the three people came over.

"Grandpa, who are they? Hu Dou has never seen such a bunch of fools before, so it's fun, Gegege. ”

"Ignore them, that adult is a stall runner. Looking for food everywhere like a wild dog, he is still a crazy person, and he can ignore this kind of person later. ”

"Grandpa, what is the stall maker doing?"

"Running a stall is like a dog with a dog's urine, spilling a puddle and changing places, stinking wherever you go, and there is no good thing. Liu Banjiu said loudly.

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"Oh! Hu Dou still doesn't understand, are they not even as good as Ma San? Ma San still knows how to guard the house, but they only pull wild and don't do their business? No wonder it smells. ”

"It's the one who sells running treasures!"

The six of them were confused by these few sentences, and if their tempers were a little hotter, maybe it would be another conflict. These three people are Tai Chi, with their mouths, can they have good popularity in Sorrowful Valley? Even Qiu Lunzi will not believe it.

Fortunately, Qiu Luzi is not a woman, there is no treasure to sell, and if you want to sell, you can only sell stew.

In the hometown of Yan Yanzi, there is a kind of Yan Zi also called 'ε– shell子', which is a bit like bragging, and it is also a bit like an exaggerated hand bracelet in written language, but as long as you are like a little bit involved, you will find that Yan Yan is much wiser and richer than bragging.

There is a kind of proverb called 'taking white', which is actually an interjection, but most of the insertions are not serious words, but throwing words, mink Erlang's words. Sorrow Gou has a very vivid saying for this kind of 'white', that is, 'the gourd scoop - the long loquat - how far you can receive it'.

There is a kind of saying that is also called 'Bao Bai', that is, talking nonsense in broad daylight, talking nonsense when opening your eyes, not talking nonsense in the melancholy ditch, most of it is for amusement, deliberately dripping, and the people in it will understand when they hear it, and they will not really compete.

'White' is a well-intentioned and vicious joke. Outsiders generally don't understand this trick, and it's easy to be offended.

Liu Banjin dared to deliberately say a few words of 'Bao Bai' to Qiu Luzi, because Qiu Luzi was an expert in 'Bao Bai'.

It is rumored that Qiu Luzi also has a nickname of 'Qiu Baobai', just because he has too much 'Baobai', no matter what he says, he is regarded as crazy talk, no one will believe it, the more serious he says, the more people don't believe it - this is also a kind of credibility, a kind of 'untrustworthy' super high reputation.

That was the first time Qiu Luzi saw Hu Dou, and it was also the last. Hu Dou and Weiwei are the two most famous missing women in Sorrowfulgou.

When I entered a big courtyard, I couldn't find anyone, and I couldn't figure out the direction, so what should I do? There were a lot of things, wasn't it? And I wasn't lost in a big city.

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At the suggestion of Qiu Luzi, the five homeless children shouted the song that had just been out of the mouth again:

"Aunt Wang, **** chief;"

"Feed Qiu Lang at the next table!"

"Qiu Lang has a lot of skills, and he is squeezing the heat on the bed;"

"Qiu Lang has great ability, and Aunt Wang gives birth to a doll ......"

I shouted several times in a row, and each round became louder than the other. This will definitely work, and when I heard the shouting, people came around one after another to see - it turned out to be a madman, and everyone was relieved. That is, he, the person who transferred the hand (others) dared to shout like this in this courtyard, he would definitely be treated as a door-to-door bully, and he would only be beaten away by a stick and a broom.

A few people who were obviously well-intentioned wanted to come over and talk to each other, but Qiu Lunzi ignored them and signaled to continue. The children are getting more and more motivated, and more people are coming to see them.

The little guy's shouts continued, and the little lady had no choice but to appear. Sure enough, from the direction where Liu Banjiu appeared before, Wang Damiang Li Xinghua jumped out angrily. Qiu Luzi has met her several times and is no stranger.

"What kind of uneducated people come here to make trouble? Don't scream! It's hard to hear!" Aunt Wang has an apricot face and peach cheeks, her cheeks are more bright red than Hu Dou, and her skin is as tender as Hu Dou. The anger in her mood made her cesium even more moving.

"Stop!" Qiu Luzi gave an order, and the group of homeless children rang out, "Aunt Wang, I can be regarded as calling you out." Your shack is really hard to find, where are you hiding in the dark, hurry up and lead the way, hurry up and eat on the hour, I'll have trouble with you two when I'm full. ”

"Slow down!Qiu Madman, you crazy hole, what are you talking about, why don't I understand?"

"Oh, I don't have time to go into details, I'll talk to you while I'm doing it when I'm eating. ”

"No, I'm just a woman at home, and I don't want you to enter the door until I make it clear. ”