A lesson in exhaustion
A "great man" once said that when something surreal happens, find a place to and then sleep, and generally the next day you will find out that it is just your own delusion. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
This "great man" is my cousin. Unfortunately, there is no such thing as a surreal thing in his conclusion, so the scenario I am facing now does not seem to apply. Or is it really just my own delusion that will go away after a little more and a little sleep?
It's okay to get some sleep, it only takes five minutes, but it's really a difficult job to sneak off in the classroom, and cleaning up afterwards will be troublesome. But according to Bo Ye, he seems to have done this before......
"So, who is the representative of the chemistry class in our class?" all surreal sources still voiced themselves on the podium, she put her hands on the podium table, and looked quite like a people's teacher, "I don't know the progress of our class yet." ”
"Hey, Lao Wang!" he pushed his elbow against my side waist, and Bo Ye lowered his voice and shouted, "The new teacher called you!
"Ahh......h......h Ahem, Mr. Yakumo, I'm the chemistry class representative in my class. ”
"Ahra, I don't feel well when I hear the voice. Yakumo-sensei—a title that is rather awkward no matter how it feels—said with a hint of concern, "Be careful about your body, it's not good to delay class for this reason." So, the representative of the chemistry class, can you tell me where the course of our class is going?"
“…… Elective Course 2 on the Structure and Properties of Three Crystals. ”
"Is the second lesson over?"
"That's right, I've finished speaking, and it's supposed to be about metal crystals and ionic crystals. At the end, I added, "In the workbook, these two are two lessons, but there is no substance in the textbook, so the plan I discussed with my original chemistry teacher is to use one lesson...... End ......"
Oops, exposed!
Feeling the resentment emanating from around the classroom, I glanced at the others with my peripheral eyes. For them, the homework that should have been divided into two days has become a day because of the unauthorized interference of the representative of the chemistry class, which should be quite unpleasant, even if it is divided into two days, the homework is really completely nothing, it is better to speed up the course and let the review time be a little more. It's the second semester of high school, and it's only logical to get into a round of revision as soon as possible - at least that's what I think.
"Well......" Apparently aware of this, our Yakumo-sensei's eyes tinged with a little playfulness - hey, you're not enjoying the situation, are you?"
"The organic talk was finished last year, and the elective four was also finished. ”
"The course is progressing really fast...... "Do you really know the course progress of our high school?" Although I was skeptical about this in my heart, it is true that the course progress of our class is relatively fast - with the unremitting efforts of me, the representative of the chemistry class, "Well, since this is the first time I have met with everyone, and the course is progressing very quickly, this class will be regarded as my self-introduction class." If you have any questions, please feel free to ask. ”
Oh self-introduction lesson...... Don't you see the puzzled and curious expressions on the students' faces? It's very difficult for a disciplinary committee to maintain discipline like this?
"Then, as my class representative, Wangwang should be given some privileges. Yakumo-sensei was still smiling from the podium, "So, please ask the question you want to know first." ”
As soon as her words fell, Xiaoming next to me began to pull my arm: "Lao Wang, for the sake of friends, give me the first question, just ask the teacher how old he is!"
…… You, TM, this is pushing me into the fire pit, ah Xiaoming! The so-called friends are used to sell, so it can't be like this! The onlookers who don't know the truth will give me a comprehensive understanding of what the East is first, and then I will speak!
It seems that I have to hold on, the longer the better, and I must not let someone touch Yakumo Zi's reverse scales, otherwise I will let a classmate hang up because of me, and my conscience will be condemned for the rest of my life.
“…… The teacher's hair is really beautiful. After thinking for a while, I looked at the other party's long golden hair, "Look at this should be natural, the teacher is not Chinese, right?"
The classroom fell silent for a moment, waiting for her to answer - it seemed that the question was well chosen, and most people were skeptical. Next, the topic leads to how she came to China......
"No, Wangwang-san. I was planning my next question, but Mr. Yakumo's answer suddenly disrupted my arrangement, "Of course I am Chinese, but I am just an ethnic minority." ”
…… What!?Yakumo Zi is Chinese!?I want to post this sentence on the Internet, someone can beat me to death, believe it or not!?
"If you don't believe it, there is an ID card here, and Wangwang can take a look. With that, she stepped down from the podium, came to me, and took a small white card out of her pocket, "It's just that because I'm Russian, I'm often considered a foreigner." However, I am really Chinese, so I am not a foreign teacher at all. ”
The standard second-generation ID card is the same as the one I just got last year. The date of birth is cleverly blocked by the thumb and is not visible at all, and in the ethnic column, there are really four words: "Russians". The person smiling on the ID was indeed her...... No, it doesn't look like she's human at all, right?
But the fact is that Yakumo Zi is not only a Chinese, but also a citizen of the People's Republic of China. This is ...... Where to reason!?
"That's it...... Purple...... Yakumo-sensei, "I know the expression on my face must be very twisted right now. However, I must fulfill my obligation to protect the personal safety of my classmates," you ...... Are you getting married this year?"
I'm tired, and I ask what are you doing here?what?what?what??
"Ah-la-la, Wangwang-san, what do you mean by that?" Our Yakumo teacher seemed to be smiling more happily at this time, it might not be anything in the eyes of others, but now my cold sweat is about to come down. Just as I was desperately trying to keep the conversation out of age, an even more terrifying statement came out of her mouth, "Ask the teacher if she is married...... Are you trying to pursue me?"
As soon as this sentence came out, Bo Ye, who was drinking water next to him, sprayed the back of the table in front of him in one breath, and Xiaoming, who was admiring the teacher's leaning body, was directly frightened and lay on the table, and there was a riot in the classroom again. A little at a loss, I turned my attention to the disciplinary committee for help - hey, as a member of the disciplinary committee, at this time, you actually chewed your tongue and chatted with Ji You, gossip, are you worthy of your position and the trust and trust of your brother?
Women, women, why are you completely defenseless when you encounter this kind of gossip topic......
"If that's the case, the teacher can tell you. I'm not married, I don't even have a boyfriend. ”
, utter nonsense, who can be your boyfriend except for those fanfiction protagonists?
"Ahem, Mr. Yakumo, it's better not to talk about this kind of topic. "My face isn't red, is it? It's not red, is it......?"
"Oh, that's right. Tapping her chin with her finger, she pretended to think, and then smiled again, "But it's okay Wangwang, the teacher can wait for you, so study hard and get admitted to a good university." ”
What do you want to do? Will I be the object of ridicule in this class and then ruined? Saying yes won't affect my normal life? Anyway, I just remembered now that your plan to come here is to help me create an environment for me to write doujin!
"So, Wangwang, is there anything else you want to ask?"
…… No, it really doesn't work. I'm going to be exhausted if I go on like this. I can't help you anymore, my classmates, God forbid you won't touch the scales of this terrible teacher. If you accidentally touch it, then I hope you can die early and be born early without too painful experience......
“…… Teacher, "This is the last effort, I don't care, I will never care, "I didn't teach a new class today, what homework do you plan to leave......?"
"Then it's better not to stay. It's like a gift from the teacher. ”
"Ah...... Such...... I got ......."
No, I'm tired. Exhausted—on a mental level—I sat down, slumped in my chair and watched straight as our Yakumo-sensei returned to the podium. The Bo Ye next to me started poking me again, but I couldn't hear what he said. The other students started asking questions again, and every time a voice sounded, my heart beat involuntarily faster by two beats. Fortunately, really fortunately, their interest seems to have shifted to the customs of ethnic Russians......
"Teacher, if Lao Wang really wants to have a relationship with you, will you agree?"
"Didn't you already say that, the teacher will wait for him. ”
Nima Xiaoming, I won't kill you, I will write the word upside down! Don't try to copy my homework in the future, absolutely!
The bell rang suddenly. I never felt that this ringtone was so pleasant. However, I was so tired that I didn't even know when Mr. Yakumo came out of the classroom.
"Lao Wang, why didn't you tell me earlier that the new teacher is our new chemistry teacher?"
"New teacher?" I straightened up with a hint of confusion about Xiaoming's words, "How do you know it's a new teacher?"
"I ran into it in the corridor last time I checked the hygiene, didn't I tell you? By the way, how about going to the office and talking to Mr. Yakumo now?"
"Don't go! Don't go! Absolutely don't go!"
It's for your own safety, Xiaoming!, looking at his malicious smile, I thought.
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