Chapter 34 The Undisciplined Film Critic

"Di, start the primary search, deduct 1,000 achievement points, and target the film critic ......"

Time stood still, and the screen appeared, showing eleven or twelve-year-old Lin Yi, carrying a schoolbag into a video hall in the county town. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info then the picture changed, and Lin Yi, who was sitting in a dormitory, was logging on to the bean sprouts network. The picture changed again, in a rental room, a Weibo page was displayed on the computer screen, and Lin Yi, who weighed 200 pounds, was holding a mouse in one hand and a mobile phone in the other: "Director Zhang, your film is so bad, I can't go against my professional ethics and tout such a bad film, otherwise I will lose fans...... What? Three thousand? Are you kidding? At least five thousand, pay first......"

"Tick, the search is complete, and the random code YP95782 is included, is it loaded immediately?"

"Load. Lin Yi instructed depressedly, saying that the results of this search seem to be a bit low, but he actually found a film review blogger, or an undisciplined film critic who collects money to write good reviews, which is also considered an excellent talent?

Yes, anyway, his goal is to clean up Cao Jinqiu, and the garbage film critics are enough to deal with him.

After a slight tingling, time returned to normal, Lin Yi thought about it for a while, and suddenly felt that a whole set of movie review ideas came out of his heart, and he had the bottom in his heart.

"Mr. Cao," Lin Yi slowly stood up and said with a flat face, "I am the director and post-producer of this short film, Lin Yi." ”

There was a buzz in the classroom, and everyone was full of excitement -- this is going to tear the pen! Cao Jinqiu just said so excessively, Lin Yi couldn't help it! Breaking his mouth and scolding? Punching and kicking together? Okay, it's never a big deal for the people who eat melons to watch the excitement, and it's better for the two of them to have fun when their pants and slats are flying all over the sky!

Cao Jinqiu also narrowed his eyes, according to his inference, he scolded Lin Yi in vain, did he dare to refute it? Unless he really wanted to fail the course, he didn't even want to graduate!

Lin Yi walked out of his seat unhurriedly, and said sincerely while walking towards the podium: "First of all, I humbly accept your comment just now, I admit that this short film is not very good, there are many shortcomings, after all, I am just a student, or a major in film and television literature, whether it is director's ability, or editing, recording, soundtrack, etc., it is at the amateur level, and the work cannot enter the eyes of Mr. Cao, and the students are deeply ashamed......"

The students suddenly felt discouraged, and they couldn't watch the poor pen tearing battle, this cowardice, the slap was all drawn to the face, and they didn't even have a little temper?

Cao Jinqiu pursed his lips and smiled, originally he thought that Lin Yi would be scolded by himself for nothing, and then be a shrinking turtle, who knew that this thing was worse than a shrinking turtle, and he took the initiative to apologize when he scolded him?

"But!"

Lin Yi, who had already walked to the front of the podium, suddenly raised his voice and shouted, and at the same time strode onto the podium, "The reason why I didn't shoot this short film well enough is because you, the teacher, are too bad!"

Everyone in the audience suddenly became excited again, this is the rhythm of the war!

Lin Yi didn't disappoint them either, and then used the speed of the narrator of "Never Expected" to start tearing the pen: "Teacher Cao Jinqiu, I want to ask you, don't you feel ashamed that your students have made such a bad work? Are you still embarrassed to stand on this sacred podium? How can you tolerate yourself to fail like this? You are embarrassed to threaten students to fail their courses? Why don't you eat!"

There was a hustle and bustle under the "Buzz ......" podium, and the students were as excited as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

"You, you, you give me ......" Cao Jinqiu didn't expect Lin Yi to have a divine turn, and he dared to refute himself and scold himself! Is he crazy about gain and loss? Aren't you afraid that Lao Tzu will let him fail the course and let him get out of school?

"What are you, let's take a look at yourself first!" Lin Yi directly interrupted Cao Jinqiu, and said like a cannonball, "Teaching a student like me proves that your teaching level is low, you use bad language to criticize students' works in public, and you also threaten to let students fail the course, proving that you have no teacher morality, and as soon as the student questioned your ability, you were angry, blushing, and cursing, proving that you have a small belly, no tolerance for people, and a poor character, how dare you be a teacher?" A scum teacher like you, who has no level, no teacher morality, and inferior character, is simply a disgrace to CUHK! If I were you, I would resign immediately, so as not to mislead people's children!"

"Good!"

"That's right!"

"Scum!"

Offstage, Wang Chenyang and the fat man covered their mouths and shouted loudly, which immediately attracted a group of students to echo the strange screams, Cao Jinqiu glanced at the classroom, but saw that almost all the students were coaxing, their faces were purple for a while, they were panting, and their fingers pointing at Lin Yi were trembling, but they couldn't say a word to refute.

Lin Yi ignored him, turned straight away, and said to his classmates: "Ladies and gentlemen, Lin Yi is not talented, there is no way to make a textbook-like short film, and my original intention is not to verify what some low-level teachers teach, purely to make a series of short films that can entertain the public." What is the significance of film and television works? Is it to educate everyone to study hard and show your level of shooting and editing? Or to teach what art is? Or to dig into the darkness of human nature and make the audience question life after watching it? These are all nonsense! Film and television works should first entertain the public, or make people laugh, or make people feel excited, or thriller, or hunting, in short, entertainment!

""Never Expected" is not a school assignment, not an exam for some teachers to evaluate their grades, it is just an entertainment short film that I want to make everyone happy, and it is a work that I personally use to try to develop an online video business model!

"By the way, my experiment so far should be relatively successful, from the upload to now less than forty-eight hours, "Never Expected" has achieved more than 8 million clicks, including oil depot, Tudou, Sohu, Kuliu, Q and other almost all large video sites reprinted, and a number of websites have contacted us to negotiate a contract to buy our broadcast rights, or want to sponsor us to set up a video production company!"

Everyone in the audience couldn't help but buzz again, "I never thought that "Never Expected" would be so successful? Okay, although everyone admits that this short film is very popular on the Internet, and it is said that it was shot by CUHK students, which can be regarded as everyone's pride, but there are many things that are popular on the Internet, and it will not be forgotten in a few days? But Lin Yi actually said that there are websites that want to buy copyrights and sponsor the establishment of companies?

What does that mean? That's money!

"Mr. Cao's comment just now made me very confused," Lin Yi fired again, but his tone was flattened, "Is "Never Expected" a success or a failure? Is it a good work that is popular with the audience, or is it an intolerable garbage short film? Is it because my students are too bad? Or are some teachers of low quality?"

Cao Jinqiu's teeth were about to be crushed, and as soon as Lin Yi opened his mouth, he kept saying a sentence like a cannon, and he didn't even have a chance to interject and refute. Finally Lin Yi's tone calmed down, he finally found a chance to speak, pointed at Lin Yi angrily, and shouted, "You ......"

"Woo ......" The audience shouted loudly, and Cao Jinqiu's voice was immediately drowned out.

"Teacher Cao, I didn't look for you and didn't mess with you, why do you want to be a dog for others? There is a price to pay for provoking me!" Lin Yi whispered to Cao Jinqiu, and without waiting for Cao Jinqiu, who was stunned, to respond, he raised his feet and walked towards the door of the classroom.