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Yu Baochen's arrogant attitude was also expected by Jiang Yucheng - and in doing so, she also taught people to recall more unpleasant episodes: for example, she said before that she "really didn't understand" about military affairs, and "at least a good person" and so on. To tell the truth, Jiang Yucheng now understands a little bit of Ah Xu's dilemma in front of the regiment leader. But now, since it's your own request, it's better to bear with it a little...

Although Jiang Yucheng thought so in his head, he felt more and more unconvinced in his heart, and he couldn't help but ask:

"When we first met, you said I didn't know much about military affairs, and that's because..."

"Oh, that's it. Yu Baochen smiled lightly and took off the cross-shaped blue enamel ornament from the neckline:

"Any idea what this is?"

"This is..."

Now you can see it a little more clearly: this cross-shaped ornament is made up of four arrow-shaped parts connected centripetally, and there is some kind of Latin alphabet on it—some vowel letters, and pinyin-like logos, certainly not English, maybe French or German?—etc! Looking at the shape of this thing, what kind of medal is it?

"It's called Blue Marx, the Order of Merit of the Second German Reich, and its status is like the Victoria Cross," Yu Baochen said with some ostentatiousness, "because the first person to receive him was the famous pilot Max Inmaiman." ”

This Jiang Yu's achievement is clear: Max Yinmaiman is Germany's ace in air combat, and legend has it that he invented the first regular air combat maneuver "Yinmaiman somersault". However, Yu Baochen continued to gush:

"Fighter pilots only need 8 air victories at the beginning to get Blue Marx, which later rises to 16 times, and submarine captains need to sink 190,000-ton enemy ships to get Blue Marx. As for its shape, it is called the Maltese Cross, which is derived from the Knights of Malta, that is, the earlier Knights Hospitaller..."

As a military man, Jiang Yucheng certainly listened to this knowledge with relish -- if it weren't for Yu Baochen using this knowledge to prove that he "didn't understand military affairs," he would definitely be happier to listen to it. After a lot of nonsense, this natural god general of Baitou Mountain finally seemed to remember that he should do the right thing, so he said to Chef Jiang:

"Let's get down to business - where do you put your computer?"

"It's right at this table..." Jiang Yucheng's attention was attracted by the huge laptop that Yu Baochen took out.

"Ah, okay. This was given by my uncle when the college entrance examination was over-" Looking at Jiang Yucheng's eyes widened, staring at the two big characters of "God of War" on the back of the computer, which were quite martial-killing, "My uncle actually has a soft spot for apples - he originally wanted to give me apples, but I played a lot of games and was cheated by apples before, so I strongly objected...... If it weren't for the Dell agent I know at home who said that the quality of this shipment was not good recently, I would have gone straight to the aliens......"

WHAT？！

For the domestic petty bourgeoisie, ordering a cup of coffee at the StarF@ck, and then putting on a silver-white, printed with a bite of the Apple Logo on the computer to brush the Internet**, is a very tall thing, and for the girls, the beautiful appearance and exquisite industrial design of the Mac series are also very important plus items.

But,Girl,Or petty bourgeoisie,In general, the demand for a computer,It's nothing more than going on the Internet.,Watching a movie.,Play a small game and brush up** and the like-even the biggest demand of the dead adults:Online games such as the Elementary School Student Alliance,It can't be involved.。 As a science and engineering otaku who "has a spare tire ready to grow old" (Note 1), Jiang Yucheng has certainly seen a lot of things like Apples - for example, there is an iMac in Shanshan's room

Retina 5K all-in-one machine, and the notebook that Xiaoqi uses to work on weekdays is also a 13-inch Retina MacbookPro. It stands to reason that Bai Fumei like Yu Baochen is really in line with her identity with a Macbook.

But now, this guy is a Bai Fumei, and he actually got on the boat?!How do you say that?!"Heaven destroys stupidity, Shenchuan Dafa is good, sincerely praise Shenzhou, card bar will protect you, search for **aliens on the Internet, there is the truth!"If it is for the purpose of playing games, the god of war that can't be baked is indeed an excellent choice, and it is so high that it is higher than fruit...... (Note 2)

At this time, Jiang Yucheng's mind suddenly remembered the scene he had seen in Yu Baochen's house before-this problem was naturally solved. Really, this guy is a strange breed among girls, how can it be measured by the standards of ordinary girls?! As a military house, the game she likes to play must be her boyfriend 4, Yamaguchi Ding, Peach Stealing War (Note 3) and the like, just apples, of course I can't bear it!

Jiang Yucheng really wants to experience how strong the performance of the top version of the Super God of War 980M graphics card is, but after all, this is someone else's girl's thing, and if he really looks at it like a dirt bun, it will inevitably be too low. And I asked her to help deal with her pit, and it was the right thing to work in a hurry. So, the two of them took their respective computers and sat down at the dining table of Jiang Yucheng's family. In order to reduce the waste of time as much as possible, Jiang Yucheng had already prepared lunch for his sister in advance -- now, the two of them only need to go all out and fight together for the great cause of the Juche revolution.

I saw that the natural god of Baektu Mountain would sit in his position and asked, "Are you ready?"

"Are you ready?" Chef Jiang subconsciously repeated.

"Old man, he's wrong again" (Note 4)

Although it is already September, as a fat man, Jiang Yucheng's body heat is still considerable-usually when he is at home, Jiang Yucheng usually wears pants and vests, or simply pulls down bare-chested. But today, in front of his sister, Jiang Yucheng also had to take care of his image, and sat neatly dressed. After moving the table and stool to plug in the power cord, after tossing for a while, Jiang Yucheng felt that he was a little too hot to stand - if he continued like this, it would definitely affect his work efficiency. Otherwise, unbutton your shirt yourself.

However, there is such a white-headed mountain god sitting in front of him, and that guy has always been used to keeping his appearance spotless. If he was too casual, he might offend her—so Chef Jiang decided to at least ask the god general for advice before unbuttoning himself.

"That..." He cautiously poked his head out from the top of the computer screen, only to find that Yu Baochen was bowing his head, bending over, and his two hands were there-

・・・Untie your belt?!

"What are you, what are you doing?!" Facing the scene in front of him, Chef Jiang finally couldn't hold back and spit out - do you think your trouser belt doesn't reach your chest, and it doesn't match your posture level?!

"It's very uncomfortable to tie the belt tightly—" said the god nonchalantly, "Actually, like my mother, my legs are a little thick, and these pants don't fit well." Ah, are you disappointed that you took off your pants to let you see this?"

The "this" that the god will say is the shirt that is exposed after untying the belt - although the belt of the trousers is untied, but the shirt of the god is tucked into the waistband of the pants, and even if you peep hard, you can only see the hem of the white shirt... However, this may be more in line with some people's special habits? Before some inexplicable things awakened, Chef Jiang quickly pulled his train of thought back on track:

"Isn't it good to wear a skirt if you want to strangle your legs? Why do you have to wear pants?"

In the face of Chef Jiang's question, the god general herself made a look of sudden realization this time - she opened her eyes, her mouth was closed into an O-shape, and she nodded again and again:

"That's right!--That's right!I didn't expect the skirt to have this function!Next time, I'll wear the skirt...

Do you want me to remind you of this kind of thing?!--Although the general's answer seemed to ignore the point of his complaint, Chef Jiang still decided that more things are better than less things--it is better for him to keep his mouth shut. Speaking of which, Dianniang seems to have been quite popular lately for the protagonist to become a girl's transformation essay - and what about this natural god general of Baitou Mountain, no matter how you look at it, it is a standard transformation protagonist!

This brain hole is so big that even Chef Jiang himself was taken aback: Could it be that this guy who looks like a girl actually has the soul of a dead in his skin? In this case, if he wants to attack her, wouldn't it be equivalent to accidentally stepping into the realm of philosophy ♂? -- When it really progresses to the point where he likes to see it, if this god general suddenly shows up the Imperial ♂ God ♂ Tree and shouts, "This is the complete body of this genius?" , what should I do?!

Chef Jiang thought that he was still a straight man, so he secretly decided - in case he really accidentally set up the FLAG of this god general, then it would be better for him to pull out the flag as soon as possible, so as not to lose the chrysanthemum... Forget it, don't think so much about it, the matter of Xiuwen is important-Chef Jiang stopped his big brain hole and forced himself to shift his attention from the god general himself to the teachings of the god general:

"The basic setting of "War Queen Project" is too thin, the thin foundation can't build a tall building, and the thin setting can't build an excellent work. Since it's the cool text of the male protagonist who kills the Quartet with a mother's weapon, let me ask you, where did the male protagonist's machine girl come from?"

The god will talk eloquently to Chef Chiang, as if he wants to first solve the question of the path and direction of the Juche revolution.

"Uh... I picked it up from a magazine. The kind of article copied from the Internet and ordered into a thick book..." Chef Jiang replied hesitantly--after all, he really hadn't thought about this problem before, and he just wanted to make Ji Niang appear, so he made up this funny reason.

Note 1: The computer is well repaired, and the spare tire is ready to be old...

Note 2: "On board" refers to the purchase of Shenzhou God of War series notebooks - because it uses blue sky molds, has excellent heat dissipation capabilities, and does not drop the clock when it is double baked (at the same time the CPU and GPU are fully loaded), the gaming performance is indeed far better than most notebooks, including Apple's Macbook (which is known for its poor heat dissipation).

Note 3: Refers to the games "Battlefield 4", "World of Tanks" and "Total War" series, respectively

Note 4: From Uncle Benshan's sketch "Selling a Car"