"But speaking of which," Jiang Yucheng suddenly discovered a new problem, "the two of us are not really boyfriend and girlfriend after all... In case the elders ask how we usually interact with each other... How to answer that? ”

"This... They probably wouldn't ask that much? Xiaoqi made such a speculation, "After all, the older generation shouldn't care so much about the details of love, and it's not a paparazzi..."

Xiaoqi didn't seem to have much interest in completely fleshing out the love history of the two - but Jiang Yucheng didn't think so. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info He also understands Xiaoqi's family history from many aspects, and he has long taken it for granted that Xiaoqi's parents have become sharp-eyed characters, and naturally he doesn't dare to slack off - even if Xiaoqi has gone back to rest, Jiang Yucheng is lying on the bed alone and thinking nonsense, but he still can't put his mind at ease... Don't be afraid of 10,000, just in case - who can guarantee that Xiaoqi's parents really won't take the opportunity to chat with themselves to find out any flaws from themselves?

Speaking of which, the experience of coexistence with Xiaoqi is not less, and even the two of them spend a lot of time alone - but that is not done as boyfriend and girlfriend! The elders will definitely have a family affair with themselves, and there seems to be no way to avoid this. And in such a chat activity, if you tell the truth, you must not be able to fool the past - after all, you and Xiaoqi are not a real couple after all, and the common experiences in daily life are not carried out as a couple, if you tell the truth all, isn't it equivalent to admitting that you and Xiaoqi are not a real couple?

In other words, if you want to deal with possible cross-examination, you must prepare a set of rhetoric in advance to deal with it - you are not a professional liar who is particularly thick-skinned and good at telling nonsense, and it is very likely that if you make up words on the spot, it will be full of loopholes and self-defeating. So, how can you use your existing experience to make up an experience that doesn't exist? -- Jiang Yucheng couldn't think of any good way for a while.

As a senior magician, Jiang Yucheng has no real love experience after all, and the knowledge about love basically comes from or anime, at most a little three-dimensional movie and TV series. However, reality is not a drama, there will not be such fierce conflicts all the time, and it is definitely impossible to copy these plots. After thinking about it, Jiang Yucheng realized that he still had to base himself on reality and rely on the experience he had already experienced to "germinate" something. A plot that is based on reality and down-to-earth is not easy to break.

So, how can you create a "down-to-earth" plot? Jiang Yucheng couldn't think of this question for a while... Wait a minute!! Jiang Yucheng suddenly recalled that he seemed to have received similar guidance before... That's right! Jiang Yucheng recalled it all of a sudden: it was the first time he faced off with the god Wu Nana, and the innate god general gave him the lesson at the beginning:

“… If you want to achieve art, you have to start from reality, and then let it sublimate..."Jiang Yucheng can still recall Yu Baochen's expression and tone when he said this, "Don't forget--reality you encounter every day!" ”

"But it's too hard to sublimate!" At that time, Jiang Yucheng replied like this - now it seems that although Jiang Yucheng's conceptual ability and writing have improved, the improvement is limited, and the degree of quantitative change is insufficient, and it is not enough to cause qualitative change. So in fact, the problem of "sublimation is too difficult" still exists.

"It's not that hard!" The answer of the natural god general of Baitou Mountain is still as deafening as ever.

"But it has to be higher than life!"

"Don't be 'so tall'! - You just have to be a little bit taller! ”

That's right! "A little higher"! Jiang Yucheng finally found the key to open this door - since he had raised his feelings for Shanshan in his life to the level of sister control "a little higher", and with the help of this powerful weapon, he defeated the invincible god Wu Nana in his opinion at the time, so he should be able to do the same thing now?

In this way, if you want to "create" your love experience with Xiaoqi, you only need to use a "little higher" method? Jiang Yucheng came to the conclusion - based on real life experience, on the condition that the relationship between the two parties is more intimate, can it be refined and sublimated a little? -- Isn't art "born from life and higher than life"? If you want to make up a credible lie, the important thing is to "be a little higher" enough.

As long as you use your own experience in reality to copy what you want in a "a little higher" way, and your experience of "interacting" with Xiaoqi, won't it be done?

So, where to start? Jiang Yucheng thought about it and felt that he should start with the plot he was most familiar with - in this case, there should be a little more to say... What are the familiar activities between myself and Xiaoqi? ――Watching anime? Playing games? … These things don't always feel like a couple... Moreover, thinking of the attitude of the elders towards Xiaoqi's writing career, Jiang Yucheng thinks that they may be more conservative in their attitude, and they don't like the tricks of otaku and otaku, in this case... It is estimated that the matter of two people watching anime and playing games together cannot be taken out to talk about things, so it is self-defeating.

I and Xiaoqi have experienced a lot of activities that can be accepted by parents... ・What's in it? _Jiang Yucheng's first thought was the scene when he was cooking with Xiaoqi - So, what was his experience when he was cooking with Xiaoqi? Jiang Yucheng still remembers that when he met Xiaoqi for the first time, Xiaoqi invited herself to her house for dinner. At that time, he once took the initiative to ask for help in cooking, but at that time, Xiaoqi refused on the grounds that "the chef has too much to burn the soup". But later, with the gradual warming of the relationship between the two and the improvement of his cooking skills, he can now cook with Xiaoqi and help Xiaoqi cook together in the kitchen.

At the beginning, there was a little problem between the two because of their lack of skillfulness, but now, the cooperation between Jiang Yucheng and Xiaoqi has become perfect, and they can quickly and easily serve a table of dishes that are not gorgeous, but full of sè fragrance...

Since this is the case, what if it is a sublimated, slightly higher "reality"? Jiang Yucheng thought about it, and found that the experience of cooking together with Xiaoqi, except for the initial cooperation was not perfect, it seemed that there had not been much failure for the time being-but... But the significance of this scene should not lie in the progress of cooking skills, but in the improvement of the relationship between the two parties! So, if the memories of cooking together between myself and Xiaoqi are to be "sublimated", will they also be sublimated in this direction?

Along this direction, Jiang Yucheng unleashed his inherent skill as an author: brain hole development - if there are events that may be encountered in the kitchen and are easy to unfold various lovelove plots, it should be...

(The following begins to enter the brain hole)

"Oops!"

Jiang Yucheng screamed, and the knife in his hand also fell on the board - the knife work with a relatively high degree of fineness has always been Jiang Yucheng's weakness, this time he wanted to try to challenge it, but he failed without suspense: the sharp blade cut a wound on Jiang Yucheng's finger, and blood gushed out - just like being stabbed by the **** in front of the science and engineering building at that time...

"Brother Yucheng, it doesn't matter to you, right?!" Xiao Qi, who was busy working next to the stove, exclaimed, and ran over while turning off the fire-she said with a distressed expression on her face, and shook Jiang Yucheng's hand, "There was a lot of blood... Gotta deal deal with it..."

"Ah, it's okay, it's just a flesh injury..."Jiang Yucheng said with a big grin - although he himself knew that it was the "flesh injury" that almost caused him to lose too much blood and hang up, but a boy or something, after all, he can't be too squeamish, and there is no need to make too much fuss about such a small wound. After all, this is a kitchen knife at home, not a rusty nail, and there is basically no danger of tetanus, and now my own wound is nothing more than disinfecting with 75% ethanol and then wrapping it with a band-aid.

Of course, Jiang Yucheng didn't care much, but Xiao Qi seemed to care more than himself - as a result, under the "urgency", Xiao Qi directly learned the common appearance in old movies, and carried out "emergency treatment" on Jiang Yucheng's wounds: she directly took Jiang Yucheng's fingers into her mouth...

"Eh!!!"

Jiang Yucheng's eyes widened for a while, and then he quickly turned his head over - now his face turned red rapidly - although he was with Xiao Qi, Jiang Yucheng had never experienced such an experience... The feeling of being licked by a girl with a ruddy little tongue made Jiang Yucheng a little rippling for a while-experiencing Xiaoqi's "oral work", Jiang Yucheng's brain began to become a little fluttery, and Xiaoqi's movements became more and more attractive in Jiang Yucheng's eyes - Jiang Yucheng even mistakenly thought that since the incident passed together, Xiaoqi really planned to get rid of his discipline and dedicate himself to the Lifan world... (Note 1)

Note 1: See the anime "The Voice of Nature" (also known as "Part-time Job Voice Actor"), there are currently two episodes of OVA