Happy times are always short-lived, and the show has unconsciously entered more than half of the time, at this time the announcer appeared again and said: "The following cross talk is called "I Am the Underworld", and the performers Sun Desheng and Hong Hai!"

"Huh~~~"

The audience also burst into warm applause, Sun Desheng's cross talk last time was very good, there were still new works in the performance of this exhibition hall, and the audience's expression was even more excited. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

As soon as Sun Desheng and Hong Hai appeared, the style of the master was clear at a glance, and Wang Cong also came to the side curtain position and continued to study with the two masters.

.......

Sun Desheng said: "I'm so beautiful. Celebrate. ”

Hong Hai: "Is this still a celebration?"

Sun Desheng said happily: "Buy two catties of crabs." Autumn is the time when the river crabs are fat. Come to two catties, pick the big one. Carry these more than 50 crabs home. ”

Hong Hai: "There are about 50 crabs in two catties, how big are the crabs?"

Sun Desheng gestured and said, "It's so big." ”

Hong Hai stepped on it: "Aren't you afraid of spending 5 cents?"

Sun Desheng continued: "Take the house to the pot and steam, sit with my father, eat, eat open, you can eat four meals." ”

Hong Hai exclaimed, "Ah, I'm hungry and vomiting blood." ”

Sun Desheng said while learning how his father grilled crab roe: "The old man is also happy. ”

Hong Hai said suspiciously: "Is your father a crab or a edamame?"

Sun Desheng said stiffly: "Meticulous, slow work makes skillful work." ”

Hong Hai: "That's right, how can you get out of the meat if you're not meticulous?"

The audience was already amused by Sun Desheng at this time.

"Huh~~~Huh~~~"

"Ouch, how did this Sun Desheng become so funny. ”

"That's right, two catties of crabs are more than 50 years old... Ouch... It's funny to think about. ”

"Hong Hai is also very good, and he is not afraid of spending five cents... Haha..."

"These two old partners are going to have a second spring. ”

"Sun Desheng's action of picking crabs is to knock edamame... No more...."

On stage!

Sun Desheng continued to talk hard.

Sun Desheng said: "The old man eats while he is eating, and I annoy him with this." Break your mouth, you have to get it, you also do something serious, you say that you don't even have a proper shape all day long, you look at people, driving to buy buildings,

Look at you, you have felt lonely, you have been snubbed by others, but you have never felt it, are you ashamed?"

Hong Hai was puzzled and said, "Your father's surname is Kou?"

Sun Desheng said: "I hate it, my father said about me." ”

Hong Hai: "Don't sing lyrics." ”

Sun Desheng suddenly said to Hong Hai: "Be obedient, Dad said that you are all for your good." ”

Hong Hai hurriedly said: "You rush over there and say it!"

Sun Desheng rushed to the audience and said, "I said Dad, don't be angry." ”

Hong Hai: Heh, turn around at this time!

"Huh~~~Huh~~~"

The audience saw that Sun Desheng was a burden one after another, and they felt very enjoyable, and while they burst into warm applause, they kept calling.

"Haha, there is no one with this Sun Desheng, how did he get out the lyrics of self-embarrassment. ”

"Hong Hai's sentence that your father's surname is Kou is really classic. ”

"It's still the old grandson, say to Hong Hai...."

Liang Qizhen in the audience was a little strange when she heard Sun Desheng talk about the lyrics of self-embarrassment, but when she heard Hong Hai's sentence that your father's surname is Kou, she was immediately amused, and Li Lingwei was also amused a few times, and she couldn't help but laugh.

On stage!

Sun Desheng also said most of his cross talk, and he was talking about joining the underworld to practice.

Sun Desheng said: "My uncle advised me: It doesn't matter, take your time, you know, this is to exercise your psychological quality." Does it hurt to beat you? It hurts, practice! Practice to be beaten, and after you are done to get beaten and practice beating people, you will be able to take charge of your own side in the future. I'll teach you, learn the machete first. ”

Hong Hai was puzzled: "Practice the knife first?"

Sun Desheng said ruthlessly: "Cut people." I said I didn't dare, practice. Especially this arm, you can't do it, this arm has to be strong, practice, pick, take a knife, split. Generally, this hand grasps, and this hand splits. It's like saying there's a guy here, and you cut him like that with a knife. When you first start practicing, don't do this, you hold a piece of noodles. Then you take a knife and practice. ”

Hong Hai understood and said teasingly: "Do you have a pot in front of you when you practice?"

Sun Desheng thought about it for a while, nodded and said, "En." ”

Hong Hai: "Well? That's a knife to cut noodles, you know? It's not a slashing person." ”

"Huh~~~Huh~~~"

"Haha... Ouch, after making trouble for a long time, I went to cut noodles for you. ”

"Yes, what this old grandson said is like the truth. ”

"Sun Desheng's body language is no one. ”

......

Sun Desheng continued to say without blushing: "Practice, I practice this in my uncle's unit during the day, and the two of them practice together." Practice knives during the day and palms at night. My uncle has a practice room, and I can't see it, and it's full of smoke. The beaten people are all lying down, naked, my uncle wraps his hands with a handkerchief, afraid of hurting people, (rubbing his back) Ha, ha, the beaten shouted: Heh, man, heh!"

Hong Hai said: "You are working, shaving noodles during the day and taking a bath at night. ”

Sun Desheng said quibly: "Practice!"

Sigh~~~

After Sun Desheng's cross talk was finished, the audience burst into thunderous applause, applause, whistles, and the sound of that call ~~~ resounded throughout the exhibition hall, and the audience felt very novel about Sun Desheng's cross talk work, and the funny degree was much stronger than that of traditional cross talk.

For a while, I couldn't help but reminisce about Sun Desheng's performance just now, Gao Bo was shocked when he heard Sun Desheng's program works, thinking that this was too blatant, right, and directly admitted that it was the underworld?

When he figured out that the practice was to shave noodles during the day and take a bath at night, he was so amused that he laughed, and even his wife was amused many times by Sun Desheng's antics and actions.

As for Liang Qizhen and Li Lingwei, after listening to Sun Desheng's cross talk, they felt that the whole person was a lot happier, both of them made a lot of announcements, flying around all day long, but at this time, they really forgot about the unhappy things, and the whole person felt relaxed.

Of course, they are also looking forward to Wang Cong's cross talk works, what is it?

After Sun Desheng's junior brother, he performed two more shows, and the atmosphere was still much weaker than Sun Desheng's time, but as Sun Desheng's junior brother, they were all from the past, and they were not affected by the emotions of the scene at all, and completed the performance in a decent manner.

"The program brought below is "You Want to Be Elegant", the performers Wang Cong and Zhou Demin!" After the announcer finished speaking, the audience boiled again.

Sigh~~~

Applause and applause are endless, it can be said that Wang Cong's cross talk is the climax of a performance, the last time you were very fashionable, there was no urine point in the whole process, and the audience who had the last experience was even more looking forward to it. (To be continued.) )