The name of the urine bucket is very static, but I am like a shrimp jumping around all day long, and I am very happy. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info He likes to make a fuss, and if he has nothing to do, he has to pick something to make trouble, and he's just a little bit good.

Within a radius of forty miles, wherever something bigger than a sesame seed was born, the presence of the urine bucket was indispensable—nine out of ten gongs, and one was half a mile away. The urine bucket is such a person.

It's funny to say that the urine bucket family has been sitting on the urine mouth of the humanoid melancholy ditch for generations.

The melancholy ditch is a special ditch, the whole ditch is firmly guarded in the middle by two columns of more than ten connected mountains, like a woman lying on her back facing the sky, slender waist, plump buttocks, trimmed feet, limbs and facial features are all ready, its position is also just right, full of a beautiful woman's appearance.

In the middle of the ditch, there are also two round mountains, one is a round mountain, and the other is a group mountain.

What Ling Yueping couldn't figure out for many years was that Sorrow Gou was like a great mother, raising the livelihood of the villagers in the forty miles up and down the ditch, why did my grandfather make her grow a beard. It wasn't until the night of the evil spirit, giving myself a coming-of-age ceremony, and witnessing the same function of those fruit tree pushpins, that I understood something.

Where the urine bucket family lives, there is a well-known weird scenic spot called "a bowl of water".

Not far below the middle of the melancholy ditch, in the middle of the ditch, at the bifurcation of the two ditches, a low oval hillside is raised, the trees are verdant, the scenery is quiet, not far from the top of the slope, there is a huge natural granite, just like an inverted big thick bowl, the stone is indestructible, even the father can not break it. There is a small hole in the bottom of the bowl, and a bowl of water is not there.

The strange thing is that the small hole at the bottom of this bowl can't tell whether it's natural or artificial, and I don't know if it's been hundreds of years, and the water in the bowl is always kept at the bottom of the bowl, and a lot of it doesn't overflow. There is no shortage of bowl rims, and it is useless to raise the bowl edges. The water level is fixed and no one can change it.

The tofu weir is a big pot that can't be dried, and a bowl of water is a small bowl that can't be scooped.

The water of a bowl of water is cool and sweet, and there are often people who come from dozens of miles to get water to eat, and there is a legend that it is divine water. Hee-hee, but many locals let it be urine and are reluctant to drink it often.

The urine bucket family sits under a bowl of water, and it has been the same bowl of water that has been eaten for hundreds of years. They only need a pipe to bring water into their home.

The most boring time for the urine bucket is to lead the pipe to the drain outside the house, and listen to the sound of the water there, and let the water flow alone like urine spilled, he will not have the slightest pity, anyway, the bowl of water is inexhaustible.

Many people have asked him what he heard from the sound of the water, and even if he asked Mao, he didn't say anything.

This is the day before the Mid-Autumn Festival, the first night of the three-day holiday for the construction team of Longwang Town, and there is nothing to do in the urine bucket, so he squats on the edge of the drainage ditch and listens to the sound of water to cure his strange problem of being bored and unable to sleep.

Looking at the big and bright moon in the water, he seemed to have endless things to say to the moon. He seemed to be able to make the moon as hot as a pancake. Oh, no, no, that's not a pancake.

The urine bucket looked at and listened to it, and the already unclean thoughts were a little running away. I saw that the apricot moon was a little like a big apricot, not too round, just like the apricot blossom sister-in-law's stock. The urine bucket peeked at Xinghua's rival stock more than once.

When the urine bucket had nothing to do, he had hid many times in the pigsty of Xinghua's sister-in-law and waited for her to go to Xiaojie, and he saw that her fat white and white skin and tender flesh were very beautiful in arc shape for most of the month, and there was a red mark mole on her small door.

Sister-in-law Xinghua always rushes her shares up to pee, and she doesn't squat down when she pees, she stands straight with her feet in her feet, but her upper body is very low.

In her own mind, she was looking down to see how the shareholder Xi came out.

If she had the height of a normal man, her posture would be the most convenient for her to be sneak attacked by him.

The urine bucket couldn't help but be cheap for a while, and pulled out a half-empty ear of wheat from the straw bale upstairs in the pigsty, quietly stretched it out, and teased it twice at the two doors.

The urine bucket is the quickest to do such a thing, and he has already thrown away the wheatgrass that has broken it, and retracted it into the wheatstraw pile, so that she naturally can't see it. This time, the urine bucket can be seen most clearly, and the territory of Xinghua's sister-in-law is bare, and there is not even a single hair. "It's really a white tiger star!"

This is the little secret of the pee, for the hard work of this little secret, the pee bucket personally told this insight to every man in the construction team, of course, including the old dwarf who is more familiar with the territory than him.

He also remembered that yesterday Xinghua's sister-in-law found the old man on the construction site, and the urine bucket rushed to listen to the voice, only to hear a sentence: "I'm waiting for you, you must come!" and heard the old man 'um' in his nose. With the ghost spirit of the urine bucket, how could you not think that the two were dating?

The urine bucket is extremely talented in speculating on this kind of thing, and he can hear so many dogs pulling the crotch of the water, which has a lot to do with his little Congcong in this regard. He concluded that needless to say, the date place between the old man and Sister-in-law Xinghua was most likely at Sister-in-law Xinghua's house.

Because it is inconvenient for a short lady to be at home in Changshengju, the old man is on vacation, and the family does not know, so he can go on vacation with his lover. And Uncle Wang will exchange gifts in the town every festival, and he will never return home.

The urine bucket thought: There is nothing fresh to see, and it is also good to take a look at the white tiger star, to see if it is the left green dragon and the right white tiger, or the upper green dragon and the lower white tiger. That's how he arranged his itinerary for tomorrow night.

Although the urine bucket is not a fish cat, he is also a complete night wanderer, I don't know how much privacy he peeped at in the night, after all, it is impossible to say.

Just because of the existence of the urine bucket, the matter of those ditches and hemp soup in the valley is still a little scruples. It is also because of the existence of the urine bucket that the women with a slight posture in the whole ditch have all become red bodies, and their characteristics and characteristics of the bed have become household names.

The night before the Mid-Autumn Festival, the urine bucket listened to the sound of a bowl of water for a long time, not to pass the time.

It wasn't until the estimated time was almost up that the urine bucket pulled the hose back to the tank.

The urine bucket stepped on the moonlight, and he gave alms, and what he recited in his heart was a scripture that the Taoist priests could not read: "The left green dragon and the right white tiger, the left Vermilion Bird and the right Xuanwu." Tiger standing on the dragon pan, dragon and tiger leaping, dragon rain and tiger with wind, several degrees of wind and rain wind and rain spring love, tiger riding dragon, dragon riding tiger and running, dragon fighting tiger and fighting, really it sloppy encounter dragon, there are so many heads, dragon and tiger fighting essence flowers, fighting Ma quack ......" (to be continued. )