Chapter 295: Ease Your Emotions
These movements are very simple, and you can basically learn them by watching them carefully, that is, on a helicopter that has not taken off, do some simple actions after boarding, and then parachute jumping. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
After the soldiers of Huang Jiguang's squad finished parachuting, the deputy company commander opened his mouth and said to everyone: "Okay, it's all here, let's resume the formation just now." ”
After everyone heard this, they immediately stood in the original formation just now, and the deputy company commander continued: "We observed just now, the actions of Huang Jiguang's class, let's carry out the main content of the subject." ”
"The first content is to prepare before boarding, and arrange the boarding formation according to the parachute group."
"The parachute group is the order of our parachuting: the first Tang Wang ......"
The deputy company commander then read out the order of the nine people one by one.
"Did the comrades hear clearly?" After announcing the order, the deputy company commander asked.
"Hear me." They all replied together.
"Jiang Jinfu." The deputy company commander then called the name.
"Here." Jiang Jinfu immediately replied.
"Tell me, how many skydivers are you?" The deputy company commander asked Jiang Jinfu.
"Seventh." Jiang Jinfu replied affirmatively.
"Who's in front of you?" The deputy company commander then asked.
"Wang Wei? Huang Zitao? I can't remember the report. Jiang Jinfu said uncertainly.
"And what about the latter of you?" The deputy company commander did not correct Jiang Jinfu's right or wrong, but continued to ask.
"My last one is Li Rui." Jiang Jinfu replied confidently, because he did remember this just now.
"Huang Zitao." The deputy company commander did not ask Jiang Jinfu again, but continued to name him.
"Here." Huang Zitao replied with a hippie smile.
"What number are you?" The deputy company commander began to repeat the question he had just asked Jiang Jinfu.
"Fourth place." Huang Zitao replied without thinking about it.
"Who's the one in front of you?" The deputy company commander continued to ask.
"Tong Liya." Huang Zitao replied more decisively.
"What about the latter one?" The deputy company commander continued to ask.
"This ...... Li Rui? Zhang Lanxin, behind me is Zhang Lanxin. Huang Zitao walked to the left and looked at it, then replied.
"Jiang Jinfu, Huang Zitao."
"Here."
"Say while doing squats, how many skydivers are you, who is the one in front of you and who is the one in the back? Begin. ”
After the deputy company commander finished speaking, Jiang Jinfu and Huang Zitao muttered one after another while doing squats.
"I ......"
After both of them finished reading their orders one after another, the deputy company commander asked, "Have you remembered them all?" ”
"Remembered." The two replied together.
"Stop, let's get back in line!" The deputy company commander first asked the two to stop moving, and then continued to name them: "Yang Mi." ”
"Here." Yang Mi immediately responded.
"What number are you?"
The deputy company commander repeated the question just now, but as soon as his words fell, Yang Mi immediately replied: "I am the second place." ”
"Who's in front?"
"King Tang."
"Who's in the back?"
"Tong Liya."
"Good." After Yang Mi's quick answer, the deputy company commander took the lead in applauding, and then began to name him: "Tang Wang." ”
"Here."
Tang Wang immediately spoke, but he wondered in his heart, why did he come to ask himself after asking Yang Mi, the deputy company commander would not think that he couldn't even remember who he was, the first place!
"Can you tell me the order of all the skydives?" The deputy company commander asked.
"First place, Tang Wang......" Tang Wang then immediately began to recite the order of the nine parachutes.
"Good, good. You all have to learn from King Tang, and you must always remember that what we have learned and trained is related to the safety of your lives. The deputy company commander took the lead again and applauded.
"After boarding, the squad leader can organize the whole class to mobilize, and other parachutists can also cheer each other on, mainly to relieve pressure and prevent tension." After everyone applauded, the deputy company commander spoke.
"Hey! Ay! ”
Huang Zitao began to steal the show again at this time, and he deliberately sighed loudly, causing everyone to look at him.
"Tang Wang, Huang Zitao is very nervous now, as a comrade-in-arms, can you give him some encouragement?" The deputy company commander also immediately cooperated.
"Let him take a deep breath and teach him to sing a song or, tell a joke to distract him." Tang Wang said without thinking about it, and then took out a piece of chocolate from his trouser pocket, and then said: "Of course, you can also eat it together, our Type 08 air crew chocolate." ”
"Huang Zitao, if King Tang does this, will you still be nervous?" When the deputy company commander heard Tang Wang's answer, he opened his mouth and asked Huang Zitao.
"Huh! I don't know, huh? Why don't you let him demonstrate? But eating chocolate will definitely do some tricks! Huang Zitao glanced up at King Tang, and then said with a smile, saying that he wanted to reach out for King Tang's chocolate, but was ruthlessly rejected by King Tang.
"Tang Wang, Huang Zitao has already made a request to you, what should you do?" The deputy company commander spoke.
Tang Wang didn't hesitate, and directly told everyone a series of jokes about the elephant in the refrigerator, which made everyone laugh.
This joke is a joke in the classic sketch "Part-time Worker" in the Spring Festival Gala in the previous life, but because there is no one in this world, Tang Wang dared to tell it, otherwise it would be like in the previous life, there are really few people who have never heard of it.
"I feel that Tong Liya is nervous now, you can relieve her pressure." After everyone laughed, the deputy company commander continued to speak like a line.
"Can I be listed? We are too far away. Tang Wang made a request, he wanted to tease Tong Liya in person.
Tang Wang didn't know why, after the two had that kind of relationship, Tong Liya would always have a little shyness when facing Tang Wang alone, not as hearty as before, but Tang Wang also liked this feeling.
"Yes." The deputy company commander replied.
Under the gaze of everyone, Tang Wang walked to Tong Liya's side, and then stretched out his hands and put them on Tong Liya's cheeks, making a look of bowing his head to kiss her, so frightened that Tong Liya hurriedly screamed and dodged backwards, and almost fell, but fortunately, Tang Wang reacted quickly and held Tong Liya's shoulder.
After Tong Liya was held by King Tang, she reached out and grabbed King Tang's ear and said, "It's not a small courage, dare to eat my sister's tofu!" ”
"Oops! It hurts! Didn't I relieve your nervousness? You don't think you're nervous right now, are you? Besides, I haven't even touched a single hair of yours, so at most it's an attempted molestation, right? King Tang pretended to be aggrieved and said.
"And what else do you want? Do you really think it's really cheap? Tong Liya pretended to pull Tang Wang's ear harder and said.
"I was wrong, let it go! Your ears are about to be pulled off by you, in fact, I want to sing with you, you let go of your hand, I will sing to you. King Tang opened his mouth and begged for mercy.