Second Brother Yuan is a frequent guest in my house, Secretary Qin's son-in-law, the old man, the fifth father, Uncle Li, and Father Wu. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Father and Second Brother Yuan were eating meat while drinking the soju exchanged for rotten red roots, and set up a dragon gate array.

"Uncle, something strange happened on the construction site today! You say it's strange, He Zengjing has never played a sharp hole eye for more than ten years, which eye doesn't want anyone to help rework, oh! It's strange today, he doesn't know where to run and step on the dog↑ and drink which capable mother-in-law's footwashing water, oh! God! He is playing a good one today, the steel tip is put down, completely settled, Baba is real, better than our beating! Suddenly, not to mention, he played well, it was fast, more than twice as fast as before. Uncle, you say it's not weird. ”

My father was not surprised, he looked at me strangely, and said, "So he opened the trick." It's okay, Changshengju has a future, and he will be a father next year. ”

My father never said that he could also deduce the soul language, but his abacus also had the function of deduction.

On this day, I also went to the construction site, I ignored their words, and I was mindful of carving the word "mat" on the gravel.

If I hadn't studied on this day, I'd have forgotten that word very quickly.

The words are not all mink, but also the prefix of the wide character, the prefix of the twenty, and I can't write it well. One is that the stone is not flat, and the other I use their short anvil with a broken tip to write, which is too clumsy and heavy, and not very powerful. Besides, how much strength can a yellow-mouthed child have? Naturally, it is not like a horizontal, and it is not like an apostrophe.

I wrote so much that they didn't know each other, and it was inevitable that I would be proud of my careful eyes: Hmph, such a big person, I can't even be a child!

I heard their ghostly screams, and I was amazed at the old man's sharp eyes, and all the people gathered around to look, not ending in amazement, and kept pointing and pointing, and after making sure that it was correct, it was all kinds of blind guesses, and the big association of what paper clips like the island country was left behind, which was thousands worse than the "babbling" nonsense of the stonemason gang that day, which was thousands and thousands less.

On the same day, they connected the old dwarf's nest with the dwarf lady's treasure eye.

2★.

Therefore, the old legend says that there are many words about drinking the urine of the woman, and the urine bucket is the house.

The woman is his own grandmother, and she is the existence of the level of the virgin mother.

The urine of the girl is so good, and it is said that the urine of the boy is even more magical.

My father said that it was a pity that the old man missed my urine, and when I saw my father look at me with great meaning, the more I thought that the old man was suddenly smarter after eating my saliva, this cleverness is not much, only enough for him to use in one thing, so this eye-punching technique that he was most ridiculed for is naturally the first choice.

There is another reason to support my thoughts, because the old man had been married to the dwarf for two months at that time, and if he wanted to open his trick, he should have opened it a long time ago, where is the need to wait until now?

In the next year, when I saw that the old man was still so stupid, and he was always used as a talking handle, I wanted to reward him with some more saliva, but every time I thought about it, I was ashamed, because my father beat me up that day, this kind of thinking is not right, only once can be regarded as unintentional naughty, if you do it deliberately, it is to think 'wrong'.

It wasn't until a year later that I learned the second word that I gave up spitting on him.

The second character I learned was orthography, which meant more to me than the word Xi. I was less than four years old when I became a scorekeeper.

That year, it was still early for the land to be settled, and the way of life assigned by our team's 'main labor' that day was to carry Xiangxiang to irrigate the crops a mile away.

He always sat about 200 meters away from the plot to be watered, and when everyone returned with an empty bucket, he would make a note, and at the same time, he would also scoop fertilizer and add a scoop to each bucket.

Not to mention writing, this fertilizer also has a special point, that is, you must wait until these 'main labors' are filled with incense before you can put in the fertilizer, if the empty bucket is poured in first, selfish people may carry people out of their backs, and use it in their own land in the future. This kind of thing has happened more than once.

3★.

At that time, private people could not buy fertilizer at all, so some people fought about it. There are even more treacherous people, even if they put fertilizer later, he still has a way of saving money, that is, he does not stir it evenly when watering, and deliberately deposits the part of the unmelted fertilizer at the bottom of the barrel, and scrapes it out on the way back.

After this ingenious trick was tried, someone came up with a solution at the general meeting of the members, that is, the person who added fertilizer should have a distance from the soil clods being watered. By the time the incense reached the ground, the fertilizer had almost melted in the shaking. No wonder I used to see Zhang Banxian moving several times a day.

The person who came up with this office was later promoted to become the third captain in charge of pigs, cattle and sheep and other side businesses.

That day, Zhang Banxian rushed to the scene, and the three captains led the team. When I arrived, I was dumbfounded. It turned out that Zhang Banxian asked for leave from the second captain in charge of production, and he didn't know about the third captain. What should I do if I can't count my own work and can't waste a 'major labor' to do such a trivial task?

My father is the uncrowned king of the production team, and the little ink that the heads and brains of the team committee know is all taught by my father, a 'big landlord', who stays up all night. "Call Yueping to come, it's a game anyway. "Is he okay?" said the third captain, skeptical. "I teach him, a minute at most. ”

I think my father still hasn't said a word, 'Not as stupid as you.'" 'My father taught him and his in-laws abacus, and after three years of teaching, he always planned to not be able to count on the bridge, and there were no pigs who could count, so he had to be the third captain. His in-laws are similar to pigs, and after learning to add and subtract in three years, he became a completely full-time accountant, with a team of more than 200 people, how many accounts can he have, but he just spent five years and couldn't figure it out, and his father had to pay for him at every critical moment.

That was the first time I used a pen to write on paper.

Remember the number of picks, that is, write the word "positive", each person completes a pick, draw a stroke, full of five picks, complete a straight word, who picked how much, at a glance. Not only did I learn to write it with a pen that day, but I also had a vague impression of many other words, the names of these dozens of 'major laborers'.

4★.

In the beginning, each time they passed by, they would point to each of their names and say, 'Write it down here.'

There is absolutely no one who deliberately points the wrong point, and there is a division of work! After a few trips, there is no need for them to point out again, and I can already distinguish it.

At 11 o'clock in the morning, my father explained to me the meaning of this word, and he said that those who tried in every possible way to steal fertilizer were 'not right', just like your brother Yueyu, he was the son of your second father, and he was caught stealing fertilizer to water kraft vegetables. Don't learn that from him.

He said that those who can't learn in three or five years can't plan to disc, that's too much, too stupid, a waste of time, and it's not 'right'.

He also said that my strokes were not written flat and straight, which was also incorrect.

He said that when they had finished watering a piece of land, if they still sat in the same position, it was 'not right', and they had to step back so far away that the fertilizer could be scooped into the bucket before it could be dissolved.

He said that if he made more strokes because he was his father, "I will slaughter your hand with you, and I will never think about writing for the rest of my life!"

As the saying goes, 'Write right, read clearly!' is not only a requirement to speak clearly, but also to understand the meaning of what is read. This writing should be correct not only means that the font should be written correctly, but also that it must have a correct attitude!

It is still the combination of one and the other, and the one is the fixing technique, and all the words and deeds that limit us must be in the middle of the rules, so that we can be decent, and the righteous person must first correct himself, and only by correcting oneself can we have the charisma, and to correct others......

It's like a biological father.,It's about knowledge that you can't learn in school.。

I don't understand it very well, but I understand that this simple word is not simple at all, not only there are big and small truths, but also related to the skills of the Shuqi.

After writing for a long time, I finally understood that we were writing a novel, and if we wrote it like this, people wouldn't come to see it, so I had to look back and see what happened to Second Master Wang and the short lady in the courtyard of 'Chabei Erjian'.

5★.

The two were standing in front of this courtyard with both town and country specialties to look, a few children passed by, saw the dwarf lady in gorgeous clothes, people than flowers, regarded him as a bride, played a high profile, and said a few nursery rhymes to her:

"New girl, walk slowly, rapeseed blossoms and there is a crazy dog ......"

"New girl, sitting in a sedan chair, lifting, smiling and smiling......"

The young lady was embarrassed to hear this, although she had already been a bride, she was more shy than a bride.

She turned around, her pink face fluttering and slapping her hair at the children.

It's afternoon, and people who have the conditions have to take a nap, and this yard is the same, the gate is empty, and it's quiet inside.

Seeing that the dwarf lady was distracted by those children, Wang Erye took matters into his own hands, and with his empty left hand, he slowly pushed open the door, and pushed it to a small half, and suddenly panicked, and a big wolf dog suddenly pounced on him.

This is a 'Yin Shuttle' wolf dog, so not fierce! Not fierce! It is silent, so it launched a surprise attack, rising to the old high, the fishy wind blows in the face, the dog's mouth is wide open, the wolf's teeth are exposed, it is directly at his throat and carotid artery bite, it seems to be a dead mouth, and he wants to bite Wang Erye with a bite!

Second Master Wang is famous for his quick killing, how can he be so easy to bite.

Although the surprise attack came quickly, Wang Erye's fastest right hand had already practiced instinct, and at this time he was carrying the piece of meat with the short lady, and he was restricted, but it was only five catties, plus a finger-thick yellow wattle strip, and the other end was just loosely held in that delicate little hand, how could he restrain the butcher who even had to buy the mustache boss of the island country?

The vicious dog pounced fiercely, Wang Erye responded quickly, he flicked his right hand, and he was going to bounce the yellow wattle strip out of the short lady's hand, as long as he left, his right hand waved, and the piece of pork could hit the dog in the face in time as he wished.

Hit the dog in the face, the dog is not willing, the dog's head is bound to be biased, at this time his left hand has risen, the bright palm is like a crescent moon, waving out, foolproof, will be able to cover the large open dog mouth, immediately his left palm crescent moon into a full moon, touch it to close, as soon as it is tightened, like a tight hoop, by relying on the dog's mouth to bind......